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August 12, 2026

First Impression, Second Try

ugh no more new characters!!!

Comments (94)

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Merciful Litany · August 15, 2026

Hmm, Ashley. That is a nice name, good choice

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Boots McGoot · August 14, 2026

he's a good dude.

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Solomon Garland · August 13, 2026

Claire immediately going “Okay, I need to make sure your new identity is properly recognised (by the bueaurocratic (sic) systems of cubetown)

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Captain Button · August 12, 2026

So how soon does Evanescent start investigating Zlata's mysterious disappearance and suspect that this "Ashley" person murdered her?

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Chris Warren · August 12, 2026

One of these days, Zlatashley is going to be relaxed and comfortable in a social situation, and it's going to be great.

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Peter Shaw · August 12, 2026

Zlata —> Ashley? The reverse of A to Z, the opposite end of the spectrum, physically for sure.😉 Zlata needs to do some serious “shadow work“ to sort out why she felt the need to do that, even when drunk as a skunk. Jeph always made it clear that she was a seriously repressed individual, and the development of her personality is going to be fascinating.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 12, 2026

Jeph, the way this works is simple: You bring in a side character, with or without a name, simply mobile scenery, and then try to move on. Meanwhile there are 117 people trying to ship your sides and everybody is hinting that the side characters need their own arc and a backstory. In short, this wonderful comic has gotten a life of its own.

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Joseph Bonnar · August 12, 2026

By the way, we need ships for Truth and Beauty. Ooooohhhhhh... Grim Samantha for Truth, and Dark Emmet for Beauty!!!

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Skepticaemia · August 12, 2026

She kept some of her old name. Now she's introduced herself fully as 'Ashley Youfool'.

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Summer · August 12, 2026

No drinking for Ashley.

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Dany · August 12, 2026

Finally! I have been waiting every day to know if Zlata is keeping the new body.

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enchantedsleeper · August 12, 2026

Any minute now, "Ashley" is going to be revealed to really be Yay. I've seen this before, I know what's up.

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Graydon Armstrong · August 12, 2026

Ashley is short for Ashleeeeeeeey.

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Benjamin Lefebvre · August 12, 2026

hey Jeph, why do I get "403 Forbidden" when I go to questionablecontent dot net?

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enchantedsleeper · August 12, 2026

Pintsize, probably.

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angrytoast777 · August 12, 2026

nailed it ashley.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · August 12, 2026

Oh, I guess she's decided to change more than just her chassis.

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SpookyPenguin · August 12, 2026

I hope this new office assistant works out, it's so sudden!

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Graydon Armstrong · August 12, 2026

Ashley can listen to Marten talk about how he misses Zlata.

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Mad Marie · August 12, 2026

Ashley is spelled "Atalz"

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AE Gonzalez · August 12, 2026

Funny how “Ashley” has the same color palette as Zlata.

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Fart Captor · August 12, 2026

Oh no babygirl no, you don't need to homogenize your name like that

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · August 12, 2026

"It's spelled Z-l-a-t—WAIT NO"

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Paul Lenoue · August 12, 2026

How are we supposed to keep track of all these new characters?

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William Cole · August 12, 2026

In your QCdex, of course! Don't tell me you don't have a QCdex!

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OBBWG · August 12, 2026

I imagine her still having her Ukrainian accent.

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Rachel Henry · August 12, 2026

rofl its gonna be fun to see how long Ashley keeps this up. Or is this forever? The suspense!

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David Paul · August 12, 2026

Claire, of course, could keep up the charade indefinitely. Even Librarians have fun, sometimes...

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Green · August 12, 2026

Y'know how bread got even more appealing to Roko when she had to get a new body that had upgraded sensory features? Cuz I'm kinda surprised this isn't happening for Zlata seeing Marten for the "first" time

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eddi_TBH · August 12, 2026

She's not even blushing. Either she disabled that feature or didn't include it.

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Bookbeard · August 12, 2026

*Moray flounces in* "Hi Ashley! Are you looking for your sister Zlata? I'm sure she'll be here any minute!" *stares at the door eagerly* https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5865

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Sparky · August 12, 2026

Why not?

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Noah · August 12, 2026

Apropos of nothing, I happened to stumble across this page, which has all the hallmarks of being an AI generated list of semi-related quotes: https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/quotes-about-the-way-to-a-mans-heart/ One of the quotes is attributed to Jeph. =)

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Jeff · August 12, 2026

And now I have Ashley’s Song from Warioware/Smash Bros in my head.

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Stewart MacWilliam · August 12, 2026

"whom" (insert heart emoji here)

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Michael Steamweed · August 12, 2026

From Z to A! (she's gonna go through the whole alphabet, ain't she.)

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Daniel J. Hogan (danieljhogan) · August 12, 2026

It's fine, everything is fine 😅

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Drazi · August 12, 2026

If a person wants a name change they should be allowed a name change

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Ailadi · August 12, 2026

Hey, we did! The whole thing, just got it officially done at the SSA and RMV (non-US folks- that's the gov registration and ID services your legal existence relies on).

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David Neale-Lorello · August 12, 2026

Z to A!

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Veronica Jane · August 12, 2026

Just wait until Ashley and Zlata have to cohost the work Christmas party together. So much running in and out of rooms to switch her conciousness back and forth

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · August 12, 2026

Obviously, she will need a phone booth, much like Superman.

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æmbər · August 12, 2026

wow I really do not like her new design, but if she likes it I love it ig

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Logibear · August 12, 2026

"Zlata has gone on administrative horny leave to Ibiza"

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Josh Bacon · August 12, 2026

I’m still getting Gilbert Gottfried from Hollywood Squares vibes … “You fool.”

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Miyaa · August 12, 2026

“I just imagine she’s wearing an alpaca sweater” is another Gilbert Gottfried classic zinger from Hollywood Squares.

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Sorastro · August 12, 2026

Not... the paperwork! *Dun dun duuuuuun*

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Yonatan Zunger · August 12, 2026

I love how both Claire and Marten immediately clock what's up and just roll with it. And zero seam between the two of them while doing it, too. That's a couple that knows how to work weird situations together well. ❤️

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Skepticaemia · August 12, 2026

Claire is technically on her second body and second name, so she's cool. Marten always is.

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voyager-ngc5195 · August 12, 2026

I like to imagine that Martin can now just summon a fresh pot of coffee at any time.

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Mark Eichin · August 12, 2026

... there was a short story involving a bartender character ending up mediating a first contact situation where they had ability pills and lacking a narrow "translation" one gave him "speaking in tongues" instead... which turned out to include an entire suite of "miracles". His first test to confirm that the feds had *not* wiped his abilities was "fill a carafe with water, hold hands over it, it is now full of excellent coffee" :-)

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ValdVin · August 12, 2026

She's actually doing it! I don't know what she's taken for English as an (nth) language, but it's certainly paying off.

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Michael Opinante · August 12, 2026

Anybody else watching The Shopkeeper Saga on NationofFlex?

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MikeT · August 12, 2026

Is this model impervious to the Marten cute filter?

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · August 12, 2026

Well, that could be possible.

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Granite · August 12, 2026

Sorry, Jeph, the new character creator has gotten stuck in a recursive instruction loop and your comic is the only medium strong enough to handle them all.

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Paul Steinway · August 12, 2026

Please recycle your characters resposibly.

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William Cole · August 12, 2026

I wonder how much of an average AI body is recyclable.

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Melissa Wilson · August 12, 2026

Nope. 🙂‍↔️ For reasons I do not understand, I am extremely NOT OK with this. The new chassis is adorable, the new wardrobe seems acceptable from what we can see here, but I want the glasses back, I want the accent back & for the love of all things good and pure she cannot be called Ashley (no offense intended to any Ashley’s present… she’s just not one).

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Melissa Wilson · August 12, 2026

Also not Ashlee or Ashleigh or even Aisling…

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Miyaa · August 12, 2026

One of my go to names is “Aelle” which in old english, aka Ælle, would have been pronounced as “Ashley.” By the way, if Ukrainian Reddit and “Goldenbride” dot net are correct, the Ukrainian name similar to “Ashley” is “Sasha” and has been used for either as a boy or girl name. (I prefer ælle.)

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OBBWG · August 12, 2026

Being overly pedantic here. Ælle would be pronounced "Allie", not Ashley. The correct spelling of Old English Ashley would be Æsclle or Æsclʒ or Æscleah. The letter Æ is called "ash", but has the sound of our modern A in Ashley. "sc" has the value of "sh". The l (L) was pronounced like L. It hasn't changed. Yogh (the weird 3 symbol, pronounced "yog") is like the gh in sight, but with more of a y sound. Thanks for an excuse to refresh my Eald Englisc.

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Bill Silvia · August 12, 2026

It's like she's undergone some kind of Pokemon Legends Z-A!

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Shawn K. Younkin · August 12, 2026

Wait- Jeph, here's an idea, MORE NEW CHARACTERS!

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Sean Kinlin · August 12, 2026

JEPH: "No more new characters!" NEW CHARACTER FROM PREVIOUS PAGE: "Hold my beer, sister..."

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Bookbeard · August 12, 2026

I imagine they both say that in perfect unison, each simultaneously handing the other an identical beer, then carry on as if nothing happened.

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I am a Banana · August 12, 2026

Zlata! No!

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William Cole · August 12, 2026

Who is this "Zlata" of whom you speak?

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Taigan · August 12, 2026

In my mind, Ashley has a Minnesotan accent which comes surprisingly naturally.

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Sam Shores · August 12, 2026

Something tells me her voice is exactly the same, but I'm still only giving Marten 50/50 odds of actually noticing.

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Jared · August 12, 2026

According to Moray, her voice is different. #5864 But with that knowing look there, I'm betting Marten noticed.

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Russell Gold · August 12, 2026

New body needs a new name? “Zlata “ is so much more unique

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Mad Marie · August 12, 2026

"more unique" (somewhere, former president Bartlet rolls his eyes)

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jaelte · August 12, 2026

Hi Zlashleyta.

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Law the Fox · August 12, 2026

I love how Claire doesn't even hesitate to let Zlata have a new name.

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Amelia Meyer · August 12, 2026

Those of us who have done a name change do tend to take others' well.

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Kyle Sternquist · August 12, 2026

Was Zlata eaten by an allosaurus?

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William Cole · August 12, 2026

An orca. It was entirely her own fault.

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Huge Cook · August 12, 2026

Looks like she'll be sitting in the front fobthr class, now.

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rhekke · August 12, 2026

I like Ashley, she seems nice. I bet she and Zlata would get along great!

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Veronica Jane · August 12, 2026

So weird how her and Zlata are never in the same room together.

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Sean & Chloe · August 12, 2026

Oh dear...

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Joe Bocanegra · August 12, 2026

Meanwhile, I'm passing the popcorn around.

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Derek Hassell · August 12, 2026

I have to imagine the accent and proximity to Claire was a dead giveaway and Martin has no problem just going with it.

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Taigan · August 12, 2026

In my mind, Ashley has a surprisingly natural Minnesotan accent.

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Hugh Eckert · August 12, 2026

LOL

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Sean Kinlin · August 12, 2026

They call her Ash. She works at S-Mart.

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William Cole · August 12, 2026

Gimme some sugar, baby.

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Daryl Sawyer · August 12, 2026

"Ashley" really needs to install some chill or something.

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Hugh Eckert · August 12, 2026

Does Cubetown have a reservoir of chill? If not, they need it.

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · August 12, 2026

Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

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Nathan Kinsey · August 12, 2026

Aisling

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Miyaa · August 12, 2026

Bee?

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Brendan Luster · August 12, 2026

what?! a nervous person meeting Marten? say it ain't so!