A Good Day, In The End
shoujo
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Momo didn't even have to use her AK. Today was a good day.
I am imagining a callback scene of May standing over Momo's fallen body, declaiming her eulogy for Momo, and finishing with "She died as she lived, a horny little weirdo. That is what I would say if you had died of horniness over Sven." https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3176
Marigold, you little caffeine gremlin. Good to see you 🥰
Oh, Momo 😅
So, apparently, the Coffee of Doom staff did not, in fact, take steps to ensure that Marigold got her bucket of coffee.
They were distracted.
I think what shoujo needs is a healthy slug of shōchū (though I prefer soju).
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I can understand Dora not sending a barista over to Marigold's place to replace the order that literally went down the drain (though that is what I would have done), but I don't understand her not sending a quick message to Marigold about Momo's whereabouts…
I don't. Dora could have sent Hannelore. Marigold is a good enough customer (regular buckets of coffee), that I would have expected Dora to make sure Marigold was taken care of, considering that it was obvious Momo was not going to be able to deal with it at that point. It would also have been considerate of Dora to inform Marigold of Momo's situation.
A little worried that Sven DOES break her "heart" by sticking to his no relationships pledge he made. Almost feel like Dora has to literally give her blessing.
He's been actively debating entering a relationship for a while now. We see it in the club during the Yay saga: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5379 And then he doesn't push back when Hanner's offers to play matchmaker at the wedding, he just pushes back against Anh: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5412 like many of the male characters in this comic, there's just a prerequisite amount of angst they need to endure before they magically find the girl of their dreams.
To be abundantly clear: I am here for queer romance, and for sexy pictures. I'm a fan. That said, it'd be nice to see more examples of non-romantic-sexy-flustered coolant venting; assuming it's akin to humans getting flushed as in arousal....arousal is a state caused by many stimuli, such as adrenalin spikes from fear or concern, exercise, etc. Not that I want these lovely sapients to be in any real danger. I nerd-splain the above fact to others regarding cats, highlighting that a cat purring is NOT always a sign of contentment and comfort; it can just as easily be the result of a stressor. Or maybe my head canon is wrong, and the designers of AI bodies accounted for a list of possible causing of overheating, failing to including romance and sexuality out of a blind spot regarding embodied life. Can I say...I love that Jeph writes AIs learning and discovering the emotional complexities of being a person through the process of embodiment. I dare say he is an enlightened person. We are just as much, if not more, our bodies than we are our brains.
Momo's smile in that last frame seems very Schulzian, I feel like I've seen Charlie Brown smile like that while thinking about The Little Red Haired Girl [tone tag: highly positive]
You're right!
Is anyone else bothered by the expression, "user manual?" Maybe time for Sven to stop being a user?
I mean, you could define Momo as the primary user of her own body, so….
Don't know if Marbear has kept up her AnthroPC fixing skills, but I doubt they'll be of any use here: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1413
Welp, we lost her to the bone zone. https://www.questionablecontent.net/archive.php?comic=3767
Next: Sven gets yaoi hands.
I mean. It's worth a shot, Momo....
...he said smolderingly.
May's being awfully cruel, here.
What did May do xD
Hopefully the ice pack won't melt and short her circuitry.
It does occur to me that Momo can, entirely appropriately, be referred to using a peach emoji. The same cannot be said for Sven, alas, and eggplants.
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Oh this is so adorable!
Man it is still so jarring for me that Momo is taller than Marigold now
Her next body will be a 20-foot mecha with pink pigtails and a long skirt.
It’d be funny if May decided this wasn’t her rodeo. She’ll just laugh her arse off. This has growth for days.
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She's got it bad. And that's good.
She got the DLC from Pintsized...
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There was a watermelon involved the last time Sven fornicated. I don't think he knows gentle...or vanilla.
I cannot imagine a universe in which that time was Sven’s last time. And for the sake of further argument, I feel like he is certainly aware of both gentle and vanilla, but appreciates that the world offers a vast array of flavors, which are all uniquely delicious. Likewise, one’s sexploits need not be restrained by speed, intensity or other such factors, unless one’s relying solely upon the limited settings of solo toys…
As I keep saying, all else must be abandoned until this ship has sailed!
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There is no part of this I dislike. Except its only four panels long and not a thousand.
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Marigold: "What are you thinking? Please describe it in a raw, unexpurgated level of detail". https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4016
Momo: "No, you know I have an allergy!" https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5056
Careful, Momo, that you don't construct a virtual Sven and just have a relationship with him. ... or maybe that's fine?
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doumo arigatou, shoujo roboto
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Maybe I'm a little too much like May, but gag/barf at the phrase lovemaking. Also ngl Sven doesn't give me "gentle lover" vibes. What if he wants to be jacked off with a watermelon again!? Momo would ***never***
Momo would, she would spank him for being a naughty boy! Cause she's a perv!
What a strange coincidence. That's exactly the same cure to alleviate my stress.
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Oh no she activated horny(.)exe
Pintsize: "Wait, that can be deactivated?"
Well, if SHE can’t recognize Momo’s entered The Bone Zone, surely Dale will.
You misspelled May.
Momo is gonna get some... eventually.
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So you can really "Fuck the pain away?"
endorphins[.]exe
fweeeeeeEEEEEEEEE
LET MOMO GET RAILED.
Or pounded. Pounded would also be acceptable. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5416
Jeph, thank you. On as upsetting a day as today has been, I need happy robots and their confused companions. I even need Sven.
Hate that you’re having that kind of day, Joseph. Glad being here for this helped, though. There is something undeniable about the balming effect of a blushing ‘bot, isn’t there?
This is Sven, right? I, like at least one other person, thought it was Clinton.
It is Sven, yes.
OH IT GETS BETTER
Fwwweeeeeeee
"Gentle yet passionate" .... from the aftermath of the Mayscapade? She might get one of those things, but possibly not the one she was hoping for.
Based on his forays with Faye, Eva, May, etc, I definitely do not think that she'd get gentle. Passionate, sure, everyone says he's a good lay, though I'm not entirely sure what level of experience half the women he's slept with have had to begin with. May had zero as she'd only recently been embodied, Faye presumably had at least two before but I never got the impression that she was pulling numbers. I think being conventionally attractive and enough experience in the sack that you can confidently hit your target does some heavy lifting.
Lovely world, here, where a girl can just change her chassis 'til she gets the attention of her crush. (Why does "Tallahassee Lassie" keep popping up in my head"?) ('Cause I'm ancient, that's why.)
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May's going to take one look and organize a shotgun wedding.
Get out a shotgun definitely. Details as yet unclear.
Wayyyy off topic, but if anyone supports Incase, he released some daily drawings and one of them could pass for Marigold, if she were 30.
So sad that Momo died of lovema. 🙁
RIP Momo. She died as she lived, being a horny little weirdo.
Am I weird for being jealous of Momo? I’m not even into Sven. I just havent had a crush like that in years.
You're not weird. I get it. I'm lonely too. You're not alone Taigan.
Serious question unrelated to today’s comic: All you readers who always know which strip to link to when Jeph makes a call back, how do you do it? Yesterday I was looking through the archives for the strip where Dora and Hanners remark about how hot Clinton had recently become, and I had to go through about 800 comics before I found it. (3236 btw)
I can't speak for anyone else but I have a pretty bad habit of reading the daily comic and then clicking "random" and reading about 10-15 comics a day during the slow period at work. And I've been reading QC since I was literally in high school and now I'm a [*Jenna marbles voice*] 39 year old lady.
Oh, no....Momo needs to be liquid cooled, now.
Is That What The Kids Are Calling It Now
Hi marigold!!
I am SO ready for this story arc to migrate to Jeph’s 18+ space! Take my money! PLEASE!!!
Has he set that up yet?
CRUSHBOT APPROVES OF THIS SHIP. IT IS STURDY AND HAS GOOD SAILS. IF IT NEEDS A CAPTAIN, CRUSHBOT IS TAKING NIGHT CLASSES.
Hi, Crushbot!
Momo needs the equivalent of a cold shower.
She actually does shower, https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3844 after the cooking disaster - and in https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2027 she expresses it as a preference after Marigold teases her about her covering being dishwasher safe (though sometimes she just dunks her head in the fountain https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4398 ) That's all Momo² though.
May is going to take one look at Momo's expression and know Exactly what happened. 😏
I seem to recall May already got it on with Sven most kinkily too.
Are we saving the actual deed for bonus content?
Oh please oh please oh please!
She's going to need an injection of coolant at this rate.
Pine-scented!
It's always the cute and quiet ones that are the biggest perverts. Thank Goddess!
Horny little weirdos, all of them!
Seconds to FWEEEEE!: Threee….twoooo…ONE…
Finally, some decent AI hallucination. And yay marigold!
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Momo has read enough of Mar’s library to know how this goes
Not to mention a deep appreciation for victorian literature. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2037
Do androids dream of electric fornication
Yes
Momo...
*fweeeeeeee*
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Call me UPS the way I'm shipping
Slowly?
Do you think Sven knows about the meet-cute?
Based on yesterday's strip, yes. He may not know about the user manual yet though.
Again, May is cackling in the next room over.
Stupid sexy Sven.
"Now that I've taken off my coffee stained clothes at the laundromat, it's like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
May’s gonna find out. I know it.
The two of them fucking each other into a crater on the floor and a coma is a hilarious mental image