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Brainstorming
May 19, 2026

Brainstorming

Anh has never had a bad idea

Comments (79)

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Derek Hassell · May 20, 2026

I actually got a whole bunch of tattoos (from 0-7, including a full thigh sleeve) after a big life change and it was amazing.

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Phil_M · May 20, 2026

But will the Anhoge fight back? Also, Anh must presumably keep her social media channel going if she wants to monetise it. So trying to render herself unrecognisable by changing her appearance will likely only work in the short term, if at all.

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enchantedsleeper · May 20, 2026

Forethought. A thing that Anh definitely has 😆

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Crushbot (security*) · May 20, 2026

If she does shave her head, I hope she keeps her antenna, simply because the thought of a bald Anh with just her antenna makes me laugh out loud.

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Mark · May 20, 2026

She'll lose her wifi connection if she shaves off that prehensile cowlick.

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Alasdair Mackintosh · May 20, 2026

Anh needs to find a nice robot tattoo artist girlfriend.

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Graydon Armstrong · May 20, 2026

Anhdercut time! Leave the length, though, Jeph!

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legobil · May 20, 2026

Anh be like: ”LOOK, a train with barely any tracks to go on, and a steep cliff! Let’s go!”

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eddi_TBH · May 20, 2026

Being naturally bald, I have one big warning for Ahn; scalp sunburn.

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Sean Kinlin · May 20, 2026

I first learned that my hair was thinning because I got a sunburn on my scalp. A couple years later I just started shaving my head, but I've made sure to always protect it from the sun since that first incident.

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

No, don’t shave your head! Have it waxed! Go for maximum suffering and regret, like a good little emo!

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

subtext: maybe not the worst idea she’s ever had, but it’s in the Top Ten.

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Steve McSheffrey · May 20, 2026

As long as that wild lock goes bye bye, go for it, Anh!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · May 20, 2026

twist: that's the only thing left after the head-shaving

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Sparky · May 20, 2026

I hope not. Finding a tattoo artist up to the task is a good and worthy side quest. Bubs & Faye should specify a tiny tattoo on her sole as the qualifier. Someone needs a fairy godmother though.

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

Maybe they can find whoever put the logo on Roko’s butt.

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MegasChara · May 20, 2026

Not exactly how I thought it would turn out... https://imgur.com/a/PyFnkIX

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legobil · May 20, 2026

PLEASE let it be that. The ahoge lives! 😅

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Wooly50 · May 20, 2026

Ahoge...bye bye buddy

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legobil · May 20, 2026

We barely knew them.

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æmbər · May 20, 2026

Oh no, Ahn and I have the same response to being moderately inconvenienced. I have probably shaved my head like six times or so in the last decade and I've paid about $3100 in tattoos. So.

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Jon Wilson · May 20, 2026

She should tattoo her hair! Then, if she doesn't like it, she can shave off the tattoos! It's a brilliant idea.

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ValdVin · May 20, 2026

The Anhoge seems way too excited about either the head-shaving and / or the tattoos.

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Yelling Bird · May 19, 2026

She might look good with a buzzcut.

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æmbər · May 20, 2026

a whole brand of girls I immediately fall in love with is buzzcut high femme. she would look hot.

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Miyaa · May 19, 2026

Guys just pay for like 30 tacos at the local authentic Mexican restaurant. It’ll only cost $10 and Anh will forget about seducing anyone, other than the taco maker’s daughter.

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æmbər · May 20, 2026

finally something I ship

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Gary Levine · May 19, 2026

Or she could get a TAnh.

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Zeph · May 19, 2026

Who amongst us hasn't thought about seducing a tattoo artist

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legobil · May 20, 2026

I haven’t…? I have zero tattoos and near zero interest in getting one.

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Chris Warren · May 19, 2026

You know who'd be good at talking Anh down off the ledge? Hannelore. That should happen.

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

Hannelore can give her the address of a good place to learn to tend yaks.

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Captain Button · May 19, 2026

The anhoge wriggles off and gets a job as a curator for that hair tunnel art project thing Bookbeard might be able to find for us...

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Captain Button · May 19, 2026

https://web.archive.org/web/20260311034250/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

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Captain Button · May 19, 2026

Is this going to shatter the fandom, like Becky's undercut?

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John · May 19, 2026

I wouldn't call Anh's thinking a brainstorm, more a mind drizzle...

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

why do we have brainstorms, but we never get brainwatches or brainwarnings?

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nerdy birdie · May 19, 2026

I kind of want to see how this seduction plays out

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ellafine · May 19, 2026

Faye: *sees that harm prevention is off the table; grudgingly goes for harm reduction*

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Mark Eichin · May 20, 2026

(twenty minutes later) throws in the towel, goes all in on Harm...

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Rich Holmes · May 19, 2026

The fact the anhoge is attached to her head is the only thing keeping it from going on a rampage.

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Timothy Roller · May 19, 2026

Good to see that grumpy design back on clothing.

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Alfonso Acosta · May 19, 2026

Anh has as much self awareness and common sense as Jay, only without the super godlike hacking powers.

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Hugh Eckert · May 19, 2026

She could get Emmet to tattoo her!

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Joseph Bonnar · May 20, 2026

But then the authorities would certainly get involved! (Oh no, the 'thorities!)

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Tannerbot · May 19, 2026

At least she isn't talking about bangs...

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Stewart MacWilliam · May 19, 2026

Bubbles has bangs.

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Talbot the Mad · May 19, 2026

"ooh! I should give myself BANGS!!!"

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Sean Kinlin · May 19, 2026

🎵 Above her face her hair haaaangs!

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MisterVimes · May 19, 2026

Multiple bad ideas, sure. But never just one!

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Stephen Wells · May 19, 2026

Noooo not the Anhoge! Though it will be hilarious when Faye removes all her hair EXCEPT that :)

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Stephen Wells · May 19, 2026

... also I bet this shop has all the devices you would need to give someone a tattoo. If their laser can cut a wheel of cheese I bet they can make some indelible permanent marks on Anh. Every part of this is a very bad idea :)

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BobC · May 19, 2026

What will Skull Master, Master of Skulls, think of Anh's new do?

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Sean Kinlin · May 19, 2026

"Always good to bring the skull closer to the surface!"

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KapsLocked · May 19, 2026

lol i hope she doesn't get rid of her ahoge (the one long bunch of hair coming out of her forehead, that seems to move on its own!)

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Claudia D. · May 19, 2026

Anh,Anh, Anh. No, just no. Inhale/exhale.

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enchantedsleeper · May 19, 2026

Also: 5D chess levels of outmanoeuvring Faye by Anh here. Also also: Jeph's long hair vendetta continues unabated!

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Bookbeard · May 19, 2026

Given that she's not currently drunk OR high, where does this haircut fall on the "regret tomorrow" scale? Never a Tai around when you need her... https://web.archive.org/web/20260311175840/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4293

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Sean Kinlin · May 19, 2026

So she can't Tai one Anh?

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enchantedsleeper · May 19, 2026

Has Jeph travelled to Europe? This is an unprecedented level of posting happening when it's not even bedtime yet over here.

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Chris Warren · May 19, 2026

He posted something on Bluesky recently about how great eclairs are in France. (He was correct.)

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Sean Kinlin · May 19, 2026

"Sorry, Stringbean." "💡! I should shave off all my hair, and replace it with string beans!!"

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William Cole · May 19, 2026

Vegan medusa?

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Darnel D Cooper · May 19, 2026

She needs a handler.

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Hugh Eckert · May 19, 2026

Just leave the Anhoge!

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Sean Kinlin · May 19, 2026

The Anhoge seems excited about the idea, so I assume it will act to preserve itself.

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · May 19, 2026

Just mooch like 20 $30 off of bubbles and bay in order to dye your hair.

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

If Emily was there, she’d offer to do it for free, to investigate the changes in optical properties of hair bleached with potato skins, or something.

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Brendan Luster · May 19, 2026

short hair is not a bad look... it's just a surprise when done without sufficient consideration

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Celine Chamberlin · May 19, 2026

It can always grow back. I wish my hair would just stop growing, personally. I hate getting my hair cut.

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Sean Kinlin · May 19, 2026

But can she find a tattoo artist who will give freebies on the first (or even fifth) date?

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Sleepy John · May 20, 2026

I bet Pintsize knows three of them.

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Vilinda · May 19, 2026

I love this woman. So much.

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Elberik · May 19, 2026

She should shave her head AND get a bunch of tattoos

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Hugh Eckert · May 19, 2026

I got a whole bunch of tattoos. And I just recently shaved my head. Can recommend. Of course, I got the tattoos over thirty years or so...

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A Winged Potato · May 19, 2026

Jeph again claims someone with longer hair

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Colamann · May 19, 2026

For real. People cutting off their long hair gives me anxiety, QC is somewhat anxiety inducing in that way... 🙈

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Thomas Kattus · May 19, 2026

This is gonna go just great!

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Thomas Kattus · May 19, 2026

Also I am really liking the comic being delivered shortly after 4:20 my time.