Two Wrongs
tHe rItUaL
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But I like her hair. Maybe they should just cut it shorter. Or if they go through with the buzz cut, I don't think Anh would keep it. I think she'd let her hair grow back.
Hmm, can bubbles read the titles? "We are not doing that..." because "Two Wrongs" don't make a Rite?
That was a marvelous pun. Well done sir, here is your award. 🏆
I will say that eventually I hope something happens with Ahn's father that makes his actually want to reconnect with her - and that she absolutely shuts it down. He was able to easily throw her away, so any reason he'd want to reconnect would be to benefit him.
I used to work in a copy shop. I can attest that printers and copiers are, indeed, the devil's appliances.
They say that two wrongs don't make a right. But at least three lefts can make one.
shave her head but leave the anhoge.
Bubs seems to always be the voice of reason.
Yep. Constantly fighting a current of bullshit.
Is it possible that Anh has a sentient hair extension? Wouldn't want to accidentally harm a life form.
A change is as good as a rest, and it can always grow back!
I'm curious as to whether she will actually get it shaved or not. Don't think I personally prefer one outcome over the other, although I feel like she probably shouldn't with her reasoning for doing it. I don't want Faye to forcibly do it, don't think that's a good thing for her character.
If that's what happen when she's "never been more sure of anything", I wonder how many big decision she got under her belt.
"I have never been more sure of anything in my life" "Aaa wait wait hang on!" Poor Anh! Has she never learned how to make a decision? Here's more reason to hate her dad.
The only ones we've seen have been "realising she's bi and needs to change her life", "fleeing California" and "standing up to her dad", which might all be one thing, sort of.
Bubs has been through several annual anti-hazing trainings.
Wait, is it an official ritual if it doesn't include the Battle Spatula?
Not the Anhoge!
I think the 'two strong ladies holding her down' component might also be a factor.
No at all surprising.
Just calm Ahn down. Jeepers people. They all need a nice cuppa tea.
*Anh
Genuinely laughed out loud at this one
Honestly, Ahn should probably figure out some way to monetize her following. This could be like sponsorships/reviewing/affiliate marketing, or maybe she could start some sort of company.
I would miss the Ahntenna so much.
anyone else sing The Ritual by Jake Loud Nine multiple times a day or just me
The Anhoge wants to escape the clippers soooo badly. Yes, I think it has its own sentience.
C’mon Faye. Ahn’s already struggling with her sexuality. Having Bubbles hold her down while you shave her head may just give her a fetish.
Is that a suggestion to do it, or not do it?
No one warns you how fun it is!
Since when did Union Robotics turn into a clip joint?
More of a chop shop. https://web.archive.org/web/20260305133408/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3852
Wait, if the Anhtenna is cut..... will the scatterbrained-ness go with it? 🤔
No, but she WILL lose her wifi.
What is his fetish with starting with women with long hair then cutting it short? Happened to Emily, Claire cut her mane of hair and is this number three? Hell I bet there's more.
Hannelore, Sven, Roko, Liz. (I intentionally leave Dora out as it's been a regular thing for her having short hair, growing it a bit and chopping it.) I notice it too but I haven't wanted to mention it.. at the end of the day I try to remember it's his comic. So I just mourn internally every time a long haired person gets a drastic haircut XD (Fully admit I'm biased, have long hair.. it's taken so long to grow back since I cut it off to donate it >.> )
the rest of the week is panel 5, Ahn running around the shop, Faye chasing her and turning the clippers on and off, Bubbles off to the side facepalming
"This is apparently what we do now."
Another of Jeph's long-haired characters about to get the chop (of their hair). 😂
A chop chop a-luma a-chop bam boom
not to be a lesbian but having 2 women hold me down and shave my head would fix me
Noooooooooooooooooooo...
Clippicus Shavicus Cut Cut Cut! Clippicus Shavicus Cut Cut Cut! https://web.archive.org/web/20260501083222/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5420
BZZZ
enter the circle and let your hair go
Faye is just edging Anh here xD
At this point I’m convinced the Anhhoge is actually just a big nerve ending growing out of Anh’s head
The other theory is that Anh is the attachment and the hair is the actual character :)
I feel like Claire would be squeeing so much at all of the puns in the comments.
“Maybe we just hang a little LED on the thing in front and make you into an anglerfish.” “BUUUUUBLLLLLESSSSS…"
Well, that's another way to get buzzed.
Did someone get tired of drawing Anh's hair?
Leave the Charlie Brown one in the front thou
Anh/Off switch
Just the eyebrows
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Do they still have the "mailman on a date at a quarry" candles?
"Bubs, come hold her down," said Faye, and a lot of the audience got *very distracted*
I mean, I might have thought briefly about Bubbles holding me down...
OH MY GOD THESE THREE
I'd say getting your hair done in a different style might in order. Or at the very least, try a pony tail or twin tails.
Is that thing prehensile?
Not only prehensile but sapient!
Anh's cowlick being an extension of her self is part of what makes her endearing
it's not time for treats right now
Anh is actually fine with getting shaved; it's just that the sound of the clippers reminds her of a past run-in with some hornets.
Anh, you know the bisexual haircut is 100% optional, right?
I had no idea my buzz was bi appropriate. I thought it was just because if I grow my hair longer than a quarter inch, it looks like crap.
Does the ritual involve TiNy HaTsSsSssss?!
Yeeesssssssss
I think Jeph's posts are getting a little bit earlier each day. Is he traveling eastward within Europe?
to the right to the right to the right
Maybe they can negotiate her down to just getting one of Sam's sprays.
Cutting that Dang Heir - but didn‘t her father already do that 🤔
GDI
Oh God no! ... Too much tension!
She's not panicking; her ahoge hair is attempt to assert direct control.
FAYE WAIT, MAKE SURE TO LEAVE HER ANTENNA! SHE NEEDS THAT
anhtenna lol
Hair scare
Ah, give the girl a break, Faye - she’s a little Anhxious.
She can't get Anh with it.
ouch this is actually relatable, and it turned out to be a mistake I cried
But it's a mistake time can undo. If you get a tattoo, you need to have it removed. If you cut off all your hair (been there, done that) it grows back eventually.
Oh man, Marten is missing out on… the ritual!
Is it really The Ritual if there's no Dunkin Donuts in the room?