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Parental Approval
April 20, 2026

Parental Approval

now she gets wifi

Comments (83)

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Chris Warren · April 20, 2026

Aww, that's pretty sweet. Yay Emily.

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Prettydragoon · April 20, 2026

Emily has been touched by Their Noodly Appendage.

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Smith · April 20, 2026

Who doesn’t want head pats…

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Evan Embree · April 20, 2026

I feel like if Moray got head pats too, she would just be reabsorbed

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Mark · April 20, 2026

'Slurm' is an ... INTERESTING ... choice of sound effect for the extension of a moist tentacle https://static1.colliderimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/futuramafryandtheslurmfactory.jpg

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David Paul · April 20, 2026

That is exactly where my mind went.

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jimbo · April 20, 2026

I was hoping the subject of knowing Yay would come up

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enchantedsleeper · April 20, 2026

It's possible that Moray might mention it, since she met Yay first and gave them The Director's message.

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Dave, Duke of Fridges · April 20, 2026

Yeah legit ngl the director seems like theyd adore emily

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Stephen Wells · April 20, 2026

Hoping for a sweater that fits over the tentacles, it's chilly in the lightless ocean depths.

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Stephen Wells · April 20, 2026

Panels 5 and 6 would both make great reaction images in differing circumstances :) also, I think Moray's next line is "Jail for Director, jail for 1000 years"

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Mark · April 20, 2026

I like your shoelaces.

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

I'm not much for shipping (except for comedic purposes), but the impromptu headpat, shortly after Emily offered to "look after" Moray, kinda gives me an old-fashioned "father giving his blessing to his daughter's relationship" vibe... Could it be that the Director is shipping Emiray?

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Stephen Wells · April 20, 2026

The Moray/Liz/Emily throuple name shall be Morlizzy, obviously :)

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Fart Captor · April 20, 2026

The Director has excellent taste

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

Like blue jello but with just a hint of sea salt, I imagine.

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Andrew Mitchell · April 20, 2026

Emily was born to be part of Cube Town

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legobil · April 20, 2026

So unfair. Noone reacts like that when I leave my residue in their hair as a 40+ cis het white male. Instead they call police.

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

Maybe it's the bioluminescence that makes the difference. Have you tried making your residue glow?

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Sparky · April 20, 2026

Am happy. Emily belongs there now. Am intrigued if “Dad” imparted gifts.

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John Clary · April 20, 2026

Since Cubetown uses a nonstandard WiFi she'll be able to get the Internet without her phone, straight into her brain. I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

A good thing, if you ask Station. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2125

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Green · April 20, 2026

How I wish that were me :(

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Zygo · April 20, 2026

Pros: Emotional validation by the Director of Cubetown. Cons: Emily's hair will get dimmer over time, but never fully stop glowing.

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

I feel like Emily will see that as two pros.

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eddi_TBH · April 20, 2026

The Director likes her. That means she is just the right degree of crazy to fit in at Cubetown.

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Call me Ishmael · April 20, 2026

Claire called it.

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Mark N · April 20, 2026

Well, Emily is never leaving.

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Sean Kinlin · April 20, 2026

On today's episode of "You Can't Do That in a Comic Strip," Emily says, "I don't know."

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Yelling Bird · April 20, 2026

This reminds me, I should read some Lovecraft.

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kaitou · April 20, 2026

Cthulhingus.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · April 20, 2026

When you stand by the vats, For Director headpats That's Emi-lay...

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OldGoat · April 20, 2026

I figured Emily would eventually find her way to Cubetown. Someday she'll be prime minister.

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Foal Papers · April 20, 2026

Given that my own name is Emily and I *live* for headpats… this strip made me smile, and possibly blush a little bit. :-)

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Joseph Bonnar · April 20, 2026

By the way, I KNOW that Slurm isn't a real word, but I'm gonna start using it all the time now. Kind of slurmy, don't you think? :)

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OldGoat · April 20, 2026

Onomatope. If it approximates a sound, it's a real word. English grammar teachers, fight me.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 20, 2026

And now -I- wanna go play with railguns.

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Amy ☣ · April 20, 2026

same

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Kristina · April 20, 2026

She fits perfectly in cubetown

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Mad Marie · April 20, 2026

Humans make such nice pets.

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 20, 2026

My cats think so!

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BobC · April 20, 2026

Emily will now and forever be known as "Pat-pat".

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

Which has really annoyed Patrick P. Patrick over in the Advanced Alliterative Appellations research group.

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Timothy Roller · April 20, 2026

It would be the best day in my life, too

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Hugh Eckert · April 20, 2026

SLURM

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EpicallyFail · April 20, 2026

It's highly addictive!

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angrytoast777 · April 20, 2026

head pats are for kids that visit

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Nulgar · April 20, 2026

Also, it's possible that a headpat would trigger the reabsorption.

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Thisguy · April 20, 2026

Cubetown has railguns too? Think Station and Cubetown ever have skeet shooting contests?

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

Station and the Director primarily communicate by putting notes in those old pneumatic message canisters, loading them in their respective rail guns and firing them at each other. They also exchanged email addresses, but where's the fun in that?

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normalzebra · April 20, 2026

Poor Mooby!

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MikeT · April 20, 2026

No one tell her that the slime hair colouring is permanent

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

Bioluminescent highlights are all the rage in Cubetown right now.

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

When the goo you begat Wants a gloopy headpat That's A Moray!

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Bear C. Brown · April 20, 2026

That’s A Moray!

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Brian Reed · April 20, 2026

Love the Futurama nod. Slurm is highly addictive, you know?

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Brendan Luster · April 20, 2026

moray is officially progeny and not an extension

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Michael Steamweed · April 20, 2026

Man, this sequel to _Arrival_ has the craziest stuff!

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Zak Reichle · April 20, 2026

Tentacular Headpattery! I’m glad the Director is also a fan of Emily

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

Tentacular Headpattery is my new Tentacular Depravity cover band. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5268

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Techdragon · April 20, 2026

Best day of her life, *so far*..

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Michael Steamweed · April 20, 2026

Next she gets to play with railguns! :D

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · April 20, 2026

Slurm! Is the word of the day. Use it in a sentence today.

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Brendan Luster · April 20, 2026

Fry drank a lot of Slurm

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Dean Reilly · April 20, 2026

The special shampoo to get that goop out of her hair is available from the gift shop, which is on your left as you exit.

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Mad Marie · April 20, 2026

Emily: "Where's the special shampoo to keep it from ever washing out?"

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Captain Button · April 20, 2026

I'd like to make a joke about the anime "A Certain Scientific Railgun", except I have only the vaguest idea of what it is about. (Cute girls with electrical powers, I think.)

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Bookbeard · April 20, 2026

It's also the working title of Station's autobiography.

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ValdVin · April 20, 2026

Good to see that Station isn't the only AI who can dispense orbital railgun justice when needed.

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Mad Marie · April 20, 2026

Well...orbital would still be just station.

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Rawrisaur · April 20, 2026

I’m guessing the bit of goo left on Emily’s head would improve Moray’s ability to play an instrument by 42% or something.

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ValdVin · April 20, 2026

Any old instrument? Because I'm thinking "theremin" and would be disappointed if many of us aren't.

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Miyaa · April 20, 2026

When Dad bless Em But not his own kin … that’s a Moray!

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William Cole · April 20, 2026

When the guest gets a pat And you're jealous of that …that's a Moray!

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Graydon Armstrong · April 20, 2026

Whimmy wham-wham wozzle!

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Stephen Jeffrey · April 20, 2026

I also came here to say this

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Bill Silvia · April 20, 2026

This feels like Jeph is playing a game of hentai chicken.

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Matt Grayson · April 20, 2026

Slurm? Slurm?!

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Certified Nerd · April 20, 2026

It’s better than PBS Pro. Jeph knows his cluster scheduling software! 😁

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Andrew · April 20, 2026

The rash will clear up in a day or so. 10 weeks tops.

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a clayote · April 20, 2026

Emily will never wash her hair again

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Sammitch · April 20, 2026

What does the forbidden goop taste like?

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Diptych · April 20, 2026

Fairy bread without the bread.