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One Must Imagine Claire Happy
April 19, 2026

One Must Imagine Claire Happy

Moray 22 got squished by a particularly florid metaphor

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Miranda Schubert · April 20, 2026

Two typos in this one, in case no one else pointed them out: Top right: should be "your" not "you" Bottom: should be "boulders" not "bounders"

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · April 20, 2026

We don't talk about Moray 64.

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BobC · April 19, 2026

Does that mean we now need containers for doing our shipping? Yes, the nerds will say a VM will do, but the difference is important!

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Claudia D. · April 19, 2026

The colors! The utterly sensuous forms floating in The Director! Just swoony!

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Sean Kinlin · April 20, 2026

🎵 They come in colors in the sea In front of me! They're like a raiiinbooow!!

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enchantedsleeper · April 19, 2026

I love how Moray's spots allowing her to understand French is the deal-sealer for Emily. Clearly, this place has it ALL

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Miyaa · April 19, 2026

I would imagine that the only times Emily would speak either Korean, Chinese, Japanese, or another regional Southeast Asian language would be to her parents and especially if she’s angry at them. I speak from experience.

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Clifton Royston · April 19, 2026

I *have* to share something I just discovered about Emily's academic thesis and her experimental cardigan. I dunno if Jeph thought these and the Department of Experimental Textiles were an amusing fiction he'd dreamed up, or if he knew about this. However, I learned literally yesterday, via Rob Ricci (a CS professor at U. of Utah who's a casual friend on Mastodon) that theoretical knitting mathematics and computational knitting are *real*. One of his colleagues at U. of Utah, Assistant Professor Jenny Lin, works on "computational fabrication", wrote her Ph.D. thesis on formalizing knit object equivalence using knot theory, and has a paper 'Semantics and Scheduling for Machine Knitting Compilers' in ACM SIGGRAPH. He says of that one "she invented an assembly language for controlling knitting machines, then proves things using knot theory about the properties of the resulting textiles." She has a web page at https://jlin98.github.io/ and everything in there is amazing stuff. Another PhD student at Carnegie Mellon is also doing related work on software-controlled space-filling knitting as a fabrication method for solid objects: yuichirose.github.io/

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Clifton Royston · April 19, 2026

As long as I'm sharing, I also discovered the following IETF draft standard: https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html

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Sparky · April 19, 2026

The Director must have a thing for Lava Lamps. Yay! More Emily!

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Arto Rantala · April 19, 2026

Third panel background... those are butts, right?

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eddi_TBH · April 19, 2026

The Director. It's a mass of tentacles. So smooth rounded shapes can be deceptive.

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panpolypuff · April 19, 2026

Moray 64? Is that the one with the skeletons on motorcycles?

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Yelling Bird · April 19, 2026

I used to have explody days. Till I moved to the city. They don't tolerate explosions like they did out in the country.

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Jack Foy · April 19, 2026

The really odd thing is, Moray-64 was the one in motion and not the shipping container

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legobil · April 19, 2026

Are you sure? I heard it was a Rolling shipping container.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 19, 2026

MomRay is gonna put limits on Moray X-21 if it KILLS THEM BOTH.

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Fart Captor · April 19, 2026

I didn't even realize how badly i needed these two to meet

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Joseph Bonnar · April 19, 2026

Which two? MomRay and Moray? Moray and Emily? Emily and MomRay? *ducks*

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Sarah Valentine · April 19, 2026

Super Moray 64......

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · April 19, 2026

*kids screaming at Christmas* MORAYNDO 64!!!

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Tudza · April 19, 2026

Moray 64 was the upgrade to Moray 32

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Paul · April 19, 2026

I think there is an error in the 2nd panel, in Momray's speech bubble. It should say "I appreciate your enthusiasm". It's missing the r on your.

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ellafine · April 19, 2026

I appreciate you, enthusiasm

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PixelThis · April 19, 2026

Happy Claire only exists when 'shipping

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 19, 2026

Or PUNishing someone!

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Snowspells · April 19, 2026

No rolling "bounders"!

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Michael Steamweed · April 19, 2026

Squished by a shipping container? SHEESH, those fanfic writers are SERIOUS.

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Bookbeard · April 19, 2026

This is the QC Patreon. Nothing can contain the shipping.

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Andrew · April 19, 2026

But Moray has experience with boulders. I mean, she carries them around all day, heyooo!

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OldGoat · April 19, 2026

Closer to icebergs water content-wise, but I know what you mean.

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Sean Kinlin · April 19, 2026

The Canadian government requires all Moray units to have both French and English globs, of course.

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Sean Kinlin · April 19, 2026

🎵 When your mom says she blocks You from all rolling rocks That's a Moray!

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Tudza · April 19, 2026

Oh well done.

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Thisguy · April 19, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zhgDsd4P4

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Thisguy · April 19, 2026

Last sound heard from Moray 64

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Shannon Woodbury · April 19, 2026

Momray has a clear lack of satisfaction with Moray, yet still isnt a fan of Rolling Stones? Huh... go figure.

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Shannon Woodbury · April 19, 2026

If Emily is taking the job, that means we get to see a lot more of her -- Yay! 😁 (Now, can we also get to see more of Yay too? If so, Emily!😁🤣🤣)

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Bookbeard · April 19, 2026

Emily Goofriend

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Joe · April 19, 2026

shouldn't Momray be referring to boulders rather than bounders in panel 4?? though rolling bounders might be appropriate it some cases.

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Bookbeard · April 19, 2026

Every mom worries about her daughter encountering rolling bounders. Not to mention revolving scoundrels, spinning blackguards and the occasional tumbling rapscallion.

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Abioticgawd · April 19, 2026

It sorta makes me sad that Claire seems doomed to Sisyphean tasks. - Cubetown - Moray - ...Marten.

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · April 19, 2026

I think Marten is pretty well put together at this point.

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Nutjob · April 19, 2026

Moray, Super Moray, Moray 64, Moray Wii

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Thisguy · April 19, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zhgDsd4P4

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Jeff Brown · April 19, 2026

Now I wonder how much effort must have gone into developing and debugging the Morays. It must have been quite a mess!

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Joseph Bonnar · April 19, 2026

A really gloopy mess, followd by an ungodly POOLG!

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Taigan · April 19, 2026

You’d think a rolling boulder wouldn’t cause any permanent damage to a Moray.

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eddi_TBH · April 19, 2026

Their skin must have a bursting point. Of course they are linked to the Director so death is not permanent. Still, a shipping crate from a height and and a boulder they are rolling would have different effects. Splat vs. Squish.

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jaelte · April 19, 2026

When you warn your "daughter" To avoid large boulders That's a Mom-ray

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Simon Green · April 19, 2026

What ... what happened to 64? Did she get better?

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Shannon Woodbury · April 19, 2026

She was put back together (eventually) and decided the outside world was too dangerous, so she was reabsorbed by the Director. Serious question: does this imply that the Director is actually a new sort of hive mind? 🤔

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Matthew Delahaye · April 19, 2026

You'd think Moray 64 would have been able to handle polygons better.

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Nikki · April 19, 2026

Me thinks Jeph has been watching The Pitt.

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Bookbeard · April 19, 2026

When she helps Sisyphus So her mom makes a fuss That's A Moray!

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pmadrone · April 19, 2026

Came here just to find today's verse of the moray song

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Sleepy John · April 19, 2026

a rolling boulder gathers too much goop.

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Peter Ludwig · April 19, 2026

Something to cover for the next end-of-year break (or your next vacation)- the fates of the various Morays

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Patrice M Christian · April 19, 2026

a la Gashlycrumb Tinies

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Jon · April 19, 2026

are Morays ALL numbered? is there a risk we see a MorayCube in about four or five in-comic years?

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Captain Button · April 19, 2026

They gave them numbers, but forgot to take away their names.

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Brendan Luster · April 19, 2026

to be squished would not necessarily damage a goo person?

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Thunder · April 19, 2026

"damage" and "trauma" can be two VERY different things XD

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DemonLordSparda · April 19, 2026

*Northernlion voice* Get it twisted. If you lock in, you can do anything.

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Bookbeard · April 19, 2026

Hey, Moray-64 was fine! I mean, eventually. Once they found all her globs and smooshed her back together. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4959 (Top-notch callback, Jeph!)

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Ross TenEyck-McDowell · April 19, 2026

Interesting that her comment was "Remember what happened to Moray-64" - who was fine in the end - and not "Remember what happened to Moray-42069" - who may actually have met an untimely end in the belly of an orca. (Of course she may have been fine too. It's not clear what effect, if any, an orca's digestive tract would have on a slime-girl. She may have emerged whole, but perhaps understandably traumatized, from the other end.)

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Gary Levine · April 19, 2026

AzumAmazing!

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Miyaa · April 19, 2026

When you get bowled over by a metaphorical boulder… … that’s a Moray!

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Randall Norman Pick · April 19, 2026

I assume 64 ended up cubed. /innocent whistle.

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Joshua O'Madadhain · April 19, 2026

Well, it was a shipping container, so it's probably closer to parallelpipeded, but I foresee what you did there. 😁

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Populuxe · April 19, 2026

Moray-64! 😭

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EC Duke · April 19, 2026

Claire's labor may be locally futile, but she is building for the people who come after her. Every boulder that rolls back smooths the ramp. P.S., Camus can suck it.

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Veronica Jane · April 19, 2026

But if you don't get the boulder to the top it only smooths out the bottom of the ramp, eventually wearing it away and creating a steeper incline to the top, making the task harder for anyone who comes afterwards

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 19, 2026

What about Moray-69? She came back and the Director learned all about the pleasures of sex?

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Hugh Eckert · April 19, 2026

Nice.

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Matt Grayson · April 19, 2026

She was a friend of Crushbot.

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Vinay Shenoy · April 19, 2026

So basically a rolling stone gathers at least one Moray

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sjlxndr · April 19, 2026

One Moray y no más

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Daryl Sawyer · April 19, 2026

Was that shipping container anything like a blue barrel?

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · April 19, 2026

Moray-64 was the best installment in the series

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FDay · April 19, 2026

a bit of a typo, bounders -> boulders

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Matthew Reiter · April 19, 2026

Also, in panel 2, "you" should be "your" and in panel 3, "explody" (probably?) should be "explodey".