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They Keep In Touch
April 21, 2026

They Keep In Touch

these two...

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Reso · April 22, 2026

Rattan Dyson sphere had me flashing back to Jain tech nightmares. Yeesh.

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Chris Warren · April 21, 2026

Yay is totally doing the "coquettish" thing again in panel three. :)

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Joe · April 21, 2026

Jeph, whaddya mean "these two"?? I'd group the Director in there - "these three ..."

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Carrie · April 21, 2026

💜🏳️‍🌈 🤩

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Halloween Jack · April 21, 2026

wicker wow, wicker wicker wicker wow

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enchantedsleeper · April 21, 2026

I like how Roko clearly assumes that "Emily takes the Cubetown gig" and "Emily converts the solar system into a colossal rattan Dyson sphere" are mutually exclusive outcomes, when they are very much not xD

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2026

Obviously now Emily converts the solar system into a cube, totally different outcome :)

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Nick · April 21, 2026

Do we know if Yay is still superpowered?

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Joseph Bonnar · April 21, 2026

I would assume they are. At least I would NOT want to be the one to tell them, "Ya know, yer just a wuss now!"

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Maurice Kessler · April 21, 2026

Please, not rattan. Anything but rattan....

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Mr.Fabulous · April 21, 2026

Any time I think of Yay using the royal we I keep wanting to see them make a reference to The King from Katamari Damacy. Fully acknowledge I might be reaching on this one

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enchantedsleeper · April 21, 2026

(Them! Yay uses they/them in singular form too).

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Mark O'Leary · April 21, 2026

Has Yay reverted to referring to themselves in the plural?

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Phil_M · April 21, 2026

I recall that Roko actually persuaded her to do so, on the basis that it really was her authentic identity, even if she was just using one body. And it just made people think she was an ass and using the royal "we".

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legobil · April 21, 2026

These two goobers! Also, I like that Yay and The Director is in a chat-basis.

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Summer · April 21, 2026

Or at least an "I noticed you snooping around do you want to be friends" basis. :)

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2026

I have such high hopes for the slow burn of increasingly-femme Yay and increasingly-butch Roko :) I expect the backs of their hands to brush lightly, deniably, sometime in mid-2028, once the hair situation has stabilised (Roko should have Yay's original haircut, Yay should have Roko's original ponytail, neither of them has noticed)

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enchantedsleeper · April 21, 2026

Roko looks slightly annoyed in panel 1 because this is the sixth time Yay has sat up and exclaimed "HAH!" Each time with a different fun fact.

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2026

The previous one was about echidnas, and the one before that was about the Etruscans, and the one before that was about prime numbers.

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Fart Captor · April 21, 2026

i continue to hope these two will kiss

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Leak · April 21, 2026

Let's not get ahead of ourselves - holding hands comes first...

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mathw · April 21, 2026

Oh, Yay is in touch with the Director now? That feels like progress after their freakout.

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Stephen Wells · April 21, 2026

They agreed to become Friends during the subsequent lengthy negotiations :)

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Yelling Bird · April 21, 2026

I like Yay. :)

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OldGoat · April 21, 2026

Yay, you snake in the server room cable closet. What are you up to?

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enchantedsleeper · April 21, 2026

They are busy camouflaging themself among the cables... No snakes here, just an innocent cable...

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Joe Bocanegra · April 21, 2026

Judging on their last comment, I would assume Emily created a self-sustained knitting algorithm or such, possibly for their Masters

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Michael Salmon · April 21, 2026

Is there enough matter in the solar system to build a Dyson sphere? A Ringworld sounds more doable.

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Ian Wolfe · April 21, 2026

Based on the calculations I've seen from people with the intelligence and expertise to make them, no, not even close. Not even if we were to use up every spec of dirt all the way to the Oort cloud. A ring is plausible, but those run into the other problem with such megastructures: stationkeeping. Basically, neither a ring nor a sphere would be able to orbit their star, which means that you would have to find some other way to keep the structure stationary relative to the star as it orbits the galactic core. Unless reactionless drives get invented, that means expending reaction mass, which is a problem is you have already used up most or all of the matter around to build the ring. You would constantly be having to import reaction mass from other solar systems to maintain the ring's position.

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CthonicBelletrist · April 21, 2026

I believe in my heart of hearts that if anyone could accidentally destroy the milky way in the most whimsical way possible, it'd be Emily.

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voyager-ngc5195 · April 21, 2026

Yay openly communicating with the Director is a big step for both of them! I'd say it might be worrisome that the super AIs aren't even bothering with obfuscation anymore, and are practically daring every intelligence network to peek at their DMs; but with the Singularity being what it is the super AI are probably just as common as regular AIs, now..

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Phil_M · April 21, 2026

voyager: You wanna bet on the sophistication of the encryption on their DMs?

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Zen · April 21, 2026

Hey, a Dyson sphere is a Dyson sphere. Everything else is details.

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kaitou · April 21, 2026

Something wicker this way comes.

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Not that Patrick Foltz · April 21, 2026

Yay! It's Yay!

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That Blair Guy · April 21, 2026

I can totally imagine Emily doing just that.

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Captain Button · April 21, 2026

Jeph's equivalent to David Brin's " The Crystal Spheres."

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Granite · April 21, 2026

I love Yay

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Huge Cook · April 21, 2026

They're cute.

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BigDykeEnergy · April 21, 2026

They look so cute together

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jimbo · April 21, 2026

OK- that’s interesting & unexpected that Yay and Director are now conversational. I tht Yay was freaked by their encounter

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Grace Serenity · April 21, 2026

They were, but maybe being singular has changed their mind about being known?

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Drazi · April 21, 2026

Yay has recovered from their exposure to the Director and took them up on their offer of friendship?

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æmbər · April 21, 2026

There's an entire plot where Yay and the Director became friends. Yay learned the name of the Director's pet tube worm and everything.

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Gary Levine · April 21, 2026

Yay may have a matrioshka brain.

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Sammitch · April 21, 2026

Yay Poofyfriend

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Andrea Andrew · April 21, 2026

Happy Lesbian Visibility Day/week, though these two might be pansexual.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 21, 2026

Yay is, I believe, gender neutral.

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Rusty Loaf · April 21, 2026

Blame! would've been a very different story if The City was rattan.

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Luzahn · April 21, 2026

oh hey that is a hot Yay, I see I see

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ValdVin · April 21, 2026

I had to look up Dyson Sphere. A Klein bottle is akin to a baby's toy for them, isn't it?

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Bookbeard · April 21, 2026

The Experimental Child Product Development Lab has a prototype for a Klein baby bottle, but they're having trouble getting approval for testing. Apparently exposing infants to non-euclidian geometry is something of a regulatory grey area.

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Paul Britt · April 21, 2026

I so want Yay and Roko to pair up!

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · April 22, 2026

I they have.

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Steve McSheffrey · April 21, 2026

I love their body language.

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Doc Brown · April 21, 2026

Doesn't Yay use singular pronouns now?

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Sean Kinlin · April 21, 2026

They started to, but have been easing back into "we."

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Will Weaver · April 21, 2026

I really like the design of femme Yay

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Populuxe · April 21, 2026

They just keep getting cuter and cuter.

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Hugh Eckert · April 21, 2026

Yay is certainly right about Emily there...

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Magic Beans · April 21, 2026

Pro: effectively unlimited energy Con: itchy

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æmbər · April 21, 2026

my,,, favorite child. yes. (ok maybe second, my first favorite is probably Emmett)

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normalzebra · April 21, 2026

oh no the thorities

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Bookbeard · April 21, 2026

Roko is reading the latest Playdough, the foremost adult magazine for bread enthusiasts. This month's centerfold is absolutely steamy! (it's a basket of mantou steamed bread rolls)

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Sean Kinlin · April 21, 2026

I wonder if the reading experience is enhanced if one is baked?

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Darnel D Cooper · April 21, 2026

Always like to looknin on Roko and her bread fetish, ...

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Thunder · April 21, 2026

I dunno what it is, but something about Roko and that haircut feels off.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · April 22, 2026

It kind of reminds me of a haircut Hannelore has had. Maybe you're having cognitive dissonance seeing a similar haircut on another character?

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Sean Kinlin · April 21, 2026

A rattan Dyson sphere might be like living in Hell... as well as living in a handbasket.

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Czarzhan · April 21, 2026

Yay! Roko! Oh, and Yay, too, I guess...

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William Watson · April 21, 2026

Literal LOL, loudly. Good job!

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Bookbeard · April 21, 2026

So, LLOLL?

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Sean Kinlin · April 21, 2026

The Director probably shouldn't be sharing info like that before a hire is actually official, at least without Emily's consent. Of course, the Director probably has a very different sense of ethics than most humans.

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Bookbeard · April 21, 2026

The Director just gets excited. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5008

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Jack Foy · April 21, 2026

You have an appointment... with the Wicker Sun.

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Aerin Moriarty · April 21, 2026

I'm not a big podcast person but I would totally listen to a Roko & Yay podcast if they were real.

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Paul Zagieboylo · April 21, 2026

Yeah.... Yay definitely has Emily pegged.

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Jason Wotzko · April 21, 2026

Claire has Marten pegged, I'm pretty sure Yay is ace

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Miyaa · April 21, 2026

Is Roko and Yay like the QC equivalent to Waldorf and Statler? Do we see them diss other characters and then laugh at their own puns?

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Andrea Andrew · April 21, 2026

They’re in love.

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Bookbeard · April 21, 2026

Oh really Roko? You haven't met? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3575

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Absentia · April 21, 2026

In Roko's defense, she never learned Emily's name.

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Gary Levine · April 21, 2026

Azumalgorithm. AlGoreithm?

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Bookbeard · April 21, 2026

Azumalgorithm Daioh

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ellafine · April 21, 2026

Wait, Yay and the Director are in contact? I must have missed something. Edit: Nvmd, brain like sieve.

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Absentia · April 21, 2026

The Director is the reason Yay ran away in the first place.

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 21, 2026

Cute Roko is cute!

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Foal Papers · April 21, 2026

Trust me, there are far easier and more entertaining things to make out of rattan, and they only require one bend. ;-)

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nullpotato · April 21, 2026

Now I'm imagining all the nightware incomprehensible AI have a shared chat with each other for gossip like this.

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Leo Notenboom · April 21, 2026

You had me at Rattan Dyson Sphere.

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Paul Lenoue · April 21, 2026

Stop giving the squirrel girls ideas!

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kaseido · April 21, 2026

Legit howled with laughter at that one - what an image!

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Joel Bateman · April 21, 2026

I love how Yay hangs out with Roko, just to gossip. It's adorable!

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William Cole · April 21, 2026

Sure, "just to gossip"…. It's looking mighty cozy on that couch there.

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Michael Steamweed · April 21, 2026

Aww, it's so sweet that Yay has a penpal now! (they really need to go visit for a playdate)

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enchantedsleeper · April 21, 2026

It's seeming more likely by the minute :D

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marty aka spockblocked · April 21, 2026

yay!!!!

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Samel da Camel · April 21, 2026

I love that their name is a celebration on its own. Yay for Yay!

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Matt Grayson · April 21, 2026

“Emily destroys the solar system” fanfic incoming!

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Sean Kinlin · April 21, 2026

"Emily Destroys It All" - wasn't that a Nickelodeon show?