Blob Eat Blob
only the strongest will survive
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...I'd ask why that needed to be enforced, but it's Cubetown lol
This is the funniest QC I've seen in years. Blob eat Job!
Just a li'l nibble of some sibble kibble.
This strip’s title strongly reminded me of a song … https://youtu.be/6GhL2ZsMEMk
there can be only one!!
Most Humans experience distress when the discussion turns to the subject of eating other people, Translator Moray.
Those that don't? Red flag. BIG red flag.
Two Morays enter. One Moray leaves.
There can be only one
And yet, one suspects, Moray still will not go see The Director, despite Evan's discomfort with the task. It does sometimes seem like Moray may be testing the limits of how much truth people can take.
"YOU CAN"T HANDLE (37% of) THE TRUTH!!"
Panel 4 is such a good wordless beat. The expressions :) also I love that they are all so pure and innocent, Evan calls the Director "the big D" and nobody even giggled :)
I'm sure that all her friends call it "The Big D". But then they offer to assign someone to butter her muffin.
See, Moray, I would have taken it as a joke had you not said it so seriously.
::Moray dabs lips daintilly with a napkin, belches::
🎵"I am immortal, I have in me the blobs of kings"
Moray has developed a good sense of humor, Martin IS a good dad. ~<3
Emily is aware that there can be only one
Moray's getting dark. Pintsize was right to propose to her.
(Reaches for ‘QC Kinks/Fetishes Vol IX’, to add it to the list) … oh look it’s full, time to start another volume.
Sigh, should have gone with XXIX, so the next number would be … XXX 😅
Went to school, and got the big D
In the Cubetown, in the Cubetown, in the Cubetown, all day long in the Cubetown.
Ok, people. Consider this: The director created a Moray unit for their conversation with Claire. THEN, at the end of the conversation, the director ATE that Moray unit. (Poolg!) So how do we KNOW this was a joke, Moray? Maybe there's a LOT of the director in you... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4955
When you think about it, "reabsorb" is just a euphemism...
What I enjoy the most is that Emily never really got the joke, even after Moray said that it was just a joke. Ahh, Emily. Never change. :)
So, she’s not tired of fighting other Moray units? Bring on the Death Cage!
Am I the only one disappointed it was just a joke?
No.
If they aren't independent units yet, are you eating half a person? Loophole?
"No your honor, I didn't commit cannibalism. I only ate HALF a person."
I feel seen (but not eaten...yet).
It's a blob eat blob world.
I'm a little concerned but also very curious about what may have happened previously that led to Cubetown not just needing to enact such a policy - something you'd think would just be a given that you don't really need to go out of your way to acknowledge and establish - but also why it requires such strict enforcement, as if it is a regular issue that Evan really needs to stay on top of
It's mostly just that one Orca, but she's very persistent. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4959
When you're strongest and best, What you fight to injest, They are Moray!
When your cannibal joke Makes your good friends all choke, That's a Moray!
Urp
Moray needs to work on her people skills. A lot.
Who should train her? Dora? Tai? Jim?
WOOO! Cubetown Thunderdome! Two blobs enter; one blob leaves!
It controls their urge to merge.
When you find that you eat, Every clone that you meet, That’s a-Voray
aw dangit Marten already made that joke didn’t he
Aw, Moray. :( I feel ya, I too am tired of eating my siblings.
Moray abhors the vore!
She finds it ab-vore-nt
Moray is not firing on all cylinders right now is she
Perfectly normal.
Now I wanna know what Moray tastes like
Mint jello.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! (cue "Princes of the Universe")
When the Moray eel becomes the Electric eel.
it's only every other time
It's actually quite nice to see Evanescent Incinerator (to the best of Moray's knowledge, she has no middle name) again.
Moray ate Evan's middle name during a bar fight (spoiler: the bar won).
So it's high school, essentially. And to that effect, we could have a Reí Ayanami situation with her were she isn't the same person from episode to episode.
Well, now I would love to see Evan meet Bubbles.
I have a horrible suspicion they were in the same military unit
What Evan doesn't mention is that Moray is the reason they have that policy. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5530
A _diligently enforced_ policy.
Evan's position is similar, but with a name like Incinerator the competition is usually too intimidated for anything to happen. Usually.
It's clearly a joke because Moray would be triple or quadruple her original size! Duh! Although, Emily probably doesn't know Moray's original volume...
And Moray's heart grew three sizes that day...
When your jokes all fall flat About sibling combat That's A Moray!
When your dubious meals seem a little too real That's A Moray!
But wouldn’t the winner absorb the consciousness of the loser? So no matter who won it would be the same Moray?
No. It would be More-ay. (than before-ay)
.... Trying to decide if she was serious.
When the finger lickin' Tastes like chicken The plots just thicken
Poor Moray. In hindsight it was obviously a joke, but with how foreign she and the director are to the rest of sapient life, I think we all believed her for a moment..
yes, but also thought "hey, has moray been reading the patreon comments" :-)
Why am I suddenly hungry for Lime Jello? Pfft. It's not like I want to soak in the stuff. That would be weird.
I imagine her tasting more like Scope.
Good on Moray for the dark humor! However, given Moray's emotional needs, that may have been too earnest of an expression to sell a joke. Faye would be ROFLing if she were here though.
Next week: Steve sees his box of Cheerios teleport out of his cereal pantry and wonders where it goes, (Steve has 67 cereals to choose from.) The box re-appear with the Director and Emily. They enjoy a good box of Honey Nut Cheerios. We learn that the Director and Emily are fluent in Dolphin.
When you said the Cheerios teleported, I thought at first they might end up at Waffle House.
Siblings are like potato chips, Moray can't eat just one.
Once you glop, you just can't stop.
Well, I for one have never seen any siblings...
Just the one that the Director GLooped out for... For Claire, and then the DIRECTOR ATE THAT MORAY... Oh oh oh oh oh... I think I'm on to something here...
Sounds like a rather absorbing pastime.
I've been known to sible.
Zero tolerance on eating other people, especially your siblings.
+/- 1
I read it as 'only the stroganoff will survive'
Only the Susan Ivanovna will survive, no one else
God damn, Moray! That went dark, funny absolutely, but I did not expect her to have such a dark sense of humor! 🤣
"I can tell by the look on your faces that I was joking!" -h/t Stan Smith
When the sib you adore Is an incestivore, That’s a Moray.
Delivery and timing Moray delivery and timing.
That is a sense of humour that definitely needs work. And/or warning notices on jokes.
Perhaps she should say "Hey, hey." before jokes, as Brun does.
But what are the parameters that define "people" in Cubetown?
Yes. I'm sure they have people of every type imaginable, and some who are completely imaginary. Professor Figment, for example, exists only in the mind of a very excitable intern, but has already co-authored a number of groundbreaking papers on fluid dynamics.
agar.io tournament saga
I'm sure there is an entire group of people who are here for Morey on Morey vore
... wish I could argue the point.