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Get Them Outta There
April 8, 2026

Get Them Outta There

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Carin Maja Brooks · April 8, 2026

Make about 12 cups (I don't remember the ideal number), half pre-ground, half fresh-ground, keep them identified under the cups but not in a way you can see when testing. If you can separate them based on the coffee itself, there's a noticeable impact. If you can't, it's not important

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Nash Wolfe · April 10, 2026

A lab I worked in had an A1 print on the wall of British Rail tea-making specifications. This was not for in-service use, this was the exact, precise tea used for crash testing during coach development in the 70s. Milk, one sugar, if memory serves - and a very precise steeping time.

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Stomat · April 8, 2026

"the blind leading the double blind" really tickled me.

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Stewart MacWilliam · April 8, 2026

Marten really handled that well. He is, after managing her for a semester, an expert at Emily-wrangling.

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Mitsuki Ayane · April 8, 2026

Martin is such a good dad. ~<3

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legobil · April 8, 2026

Also, can’t wait for the Emily x Director encounter. Will she give them a sweater?

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John Clary · April 8, 2026

That will require a lot of knitting.

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Andrew Mitchell · April 8, 2026

LOVE Liz's expression in the last panel.

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Abhayakara · April 8, 2026

This may be my favorite caption ever.

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legobil · April 8, 2026

”The blind leading the double blind” is a hilarious pun imo. Bravo! 🤣🤣

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Eli · April 8, 2026

Liz has exactly the kind of theoretical-physicist-energy of someone who knows nothing about experiments.

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Dakhran · April 8, 2026

That pun in the footer is horribly hilarious and I chuckled a groan.

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Katherine Walton-Elliott · April 8, 2026

it is amazing and terrible

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Tim Keating · April 8, 2026

I have just realize that the voice in my head when I read Liz is Kate Micucci.

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Ntrovert · April 8, 2026

Yes! Perfect!

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Anton · April 8, 2026

Marten's good energy in this scene gives me life.

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Yelling Bird · April 8, 2026

I've done a lot of testing! The fact that I was the subject of that testing is irrelevant.

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John Clary · April 8, 2026

Ditto, I spent 20 years as a laboratory animal. I love conducting science!

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EnterTheHero · April 8, 2026

Ah, yes, there's the gremlin we know and love

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Sean Kinlin · April 8, 2026

Liz's eyes in the last panel are not that different from those of Sir Grinds A Lot.

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Carl Fink · April 8, 2026

I literally played a rim shot on my desk when I read the tagline. I can't even drum.

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Jason Zions · April 8, 2026

Best part of today's strip for sure, and it's a great strip, too.

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · April 8, 2026

Marten's a good dad

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · April 8, 2026

Now he's got her attention!

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Bookbeard · April 8, 2026

It's okay Marten, the scientific method doesn't apply to you anyway. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5557

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Joseph Bonnar · April 8, 2026

The scientific method does apply to Marten UNLESS he's trying to play a gremlin sonata. :P

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Creeperkry · April 8, 2026

They need test tubes for this scientific taste test: Taste Test Tubes!

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Daryl Sawyer · April 8, 2026

Eat the vial.

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dcy665 . · April 8, 2026

I do like the options on the menu; Big, Small

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Bookbeard · April 8, 2026

He does have medium cups, but they are only available to Unobtanium-tier members of the Preferred Customers Club. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5546

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Steve McSheffrey · April 8, 2026

What is the official name for subscripts like the one in the bottom right? Subscript? Anywho, today's was amazeballs. (Which weirdly is a word in my spellcheck)

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sjlxndr · April 8, 2026

I think of them as captions 🤷🏻‍♂️ re: today's, hard agree

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · April 8, 2026

Dad Mode Activated

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Chauncey · April 8, 2026

I’d argue that’s less “dad” energy and more “older brother” energy. Only because Liz’s response was very “younger sister” in nature. Source: I have a younger sister.

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Drazi · April 8, 2026

Ah, the chance to br a science snob. Dr Applebloom is happy again.

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Ben R · April 8, 2026

The Scientific Method is grossly over-rated.

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dcy665 . · April 8, 2026

Typically by non-scientists, and actively fought against by the modern crowd of tin foil bozos, who are all the bus

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Bill Silvia · April 8, 2026

I wonder if any of the Morays had tentacles.

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Chauncey · April 8, 2026

Probably. Depending on your taste in… Questionable Content.

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Ron Hamann · April 8, 2026

To be a successful Chill Whisperer, you must know people’s love languages, even gremlin’s.

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Bookbeard · April 8, 2026

When you're like I.A.C. But more tentacl-ey That's A Moray!

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William Cole · April 8, 2026

When you call I.R.B. Before you try the coffee, That's a Moray!

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Zig Justice · April 8, 2026

Last panel Liz face tells me Liz might have a fetish for dominating in scientific contexts

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Chauncey · April 8, 2026

If you’re good at something, it feels good to be the best at something among a given group. I’m a machinist. By no means the best out there. But, definitely the best (the only) one at my job. And I get drunk with power every time something needs to be made with any real precision.

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Miyaa · April 8, 2026

When your candidate wants to greet The hentai who leads … that’s a Moray!

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NinjaZaku · April 8, 2026

I love that Marten is looking out for Liz like this. It's so sweet

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Bookbeard · April 8, 2026

Marten is a good dad.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 8, 2026

Oh, good. Gremlizabeth is gonna survive! Marten might not, but she will. :)

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Azrux · April 8, 2026

Listen. Friendship is magic and I cherish healthy platonic relationships like this in comics PLEASE can Marten make a polycule with Liz they're great for each other and I'm starving for more good poly rep xD

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Buck Caldwell · April 8, 2026

Given Marten's relationship to the Librarian, this would be an inexcusable power imbalance and unquestionably qualify as sexual harassment, consent or no consent. Absolutely not.

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Captain Button · April 8, 2026

Where will they get the Control Gremlin?

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Joseph Bonnar · April 8, 2026

Calling Dr. Newfriend. Calling Dr. Newfriend. Yay, you're needed in Cubetown! And yes, I KNOW that Yay considers themselves to be an imp, but I consider them to be a Gremlin, so there. :P

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Inahc · April 8, 2026

I'm looking forward to that too (although I have a feeling it'll happen offscreen for, like, pacing and shit 🥺)

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Joshua O'Madadhain · April 8, 2026

No, the double blind experiment is the one in which Liz got both of them completely drunk.

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ValdVin · April 8, 2026

Double blind experiment: Marten: "Mmmm, warm and brown. This is a winner!" Liz: "Yecccch! Is this made out of topsoil?"

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Michael Steamweed · April 8, 2026

Mmmm...peat in coffee...mmmm...

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cromulent · April 8, 2026

S-tier pun

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ValdVin · April 8, 2026

"Our director is nice and has tentacles!" might mean something very different to Emily than to Marigold. (Then again, I don't know exactly all the kinds of hentai Marigold is into.)

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Brendan Luster · April 8, 2026

everyone can choose how to enjoy tentacles their own way?

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Robert F.P. Ludwick · April 8, 2026

“The blind leading the double blind” 🧑‍🍳💋

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Populuxe · April 8, 2026

There have been a lot of great lines in the bottom text over the years, but this is gold tier clever.

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Joshua Gunty · April 8, 2026

Martin is good people.

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Brendan Luster · April 8, 2026

look, enthusiasm for science! Liz you can do it!

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Sparky · April 8, 2026

Liz is the best gremlin…

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Michael · April 8, 2026

Martin is a good older brother

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haha what · April 8, 2026

gremlin

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Michael · April 8, 2026

Very siblings vibe

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BobC · April 8, 2026

Yeah, but if Liz starts wearing anything labeled "Teh" I'm outa here.