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The Shape Of You
March 11, 2026

The Shape Of You

At first I was like "is an Ed Sheeran reference going to make this comic seem dated" but then remembered Ed Sheeran's music sucks no matter what year it is

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Clifton Royston · March 12, 2026

At this point I think Jeph is just turning Liz's arms pink to troll the commentariat.

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Julie Horst · March 12, 2026

I wish I could get in the goo tank.

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lazymagpie · March 11, 2026

Ooooooh, *music snob humor*, that's a callback to *early* QC

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joe velsher · March 11, 2026

When I got married, the only real directive I had for the wedding band was that their gift to me was 4 hours free from Ed Sheeran.

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awgiedawgie · March 11, 2026

I have never heard anyone say anything good about Ed Sheeran's music. It really makes me wonder how he ever managed to become famous. And it makes me glad I've never listened to it.

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joe velsher · March 11, 2026

I don't know. But apparently some women find "Shape of You" to be a sexy song. Even if it wasn't being crooned by an oversized garden gnome, it strikes me as a gross way to describe the whole affair.

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Roy Scopazzi · March 11, 2026

Fantastic Marten face in the last panel.

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Phil_M · March 11, 2026

Ah, Jeph reverting to Inserted Musical Opinions mode… (This mostly just got the Mitch Benn “Ed Sheeran Apocalypse” song going through my head.)

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el_zilcho · March 11, 2026

Flashback to when Pokemon Scarlet/Violet came out and some of the first mods to get released for it were to remove the Ed Sheeran song in the end credits

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awgiedawgie · March 11, 2026

Makes one wonder who paid whom to get the song in there in the first place. Did they pay Ed royalties, or did Ed pay them advertising fees?

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Doug DeJulio · March 11, 2026

If I knew Moray, we'd have already figured out if I were allergic by now.

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karmagicians · March 11, 2026

is there a reason why liz's arms have the rash too? are liz's prosthetics organic?

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Doug DeJulio · March 11, 2026

Maybe they have chromatophores that are used to keep their look consistent with the rest of her body for aesthetic reasons? Or maybe the outer layer is organic?

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Stephen Wells · March 11, 2026

Moray's maintenance goo is full of active nanomachinery which she is completely unaware of but which would have digested Liz entirely if she'd stayed in there a little longer, the rash is from her epidermis being disassembled to reveal skin's freshest layer (the flesh & bones).

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Bookbeard · March 11, 2026

The goo's auto-repair subroutines detected that this new occupant was only 60% water, which is *far* too low for a Moray unit, and seemed to be clogged up with a bunch of nasty contaminants like bones and meat and whatnot. Much like Moray herself, the goo was just trying its best to help.

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Wednesday · March 11, 2026

No slime. Mids and treble are too veiled. Too dark. No sparkle.

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Salodni Ikkis · March 11, 2026

Does the slime vibrate to make the sound or are there special slime resistant headphones?

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Bookbeard · March 11, 2026

Beats by Moray™

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Robert L · March 11, 2026

I don't mind Ed Sheeran. I even like several of his songs.

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Joseph Bonnar · March 12, 2026

Next thing you'll be listening to Nickleback...

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Cley Faye · March 11, 2026

Aw, Moray just want to slime up everyone.

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Sean Kinlin · March 11, 2026

🎵 "Slime every mountain!"

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legobil · March 11, 2026

Is “immersed in a big vat of lukewarm slime” the joke and/or analogy for Ed Sheeran music? 😉

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Nulgar · March 11, 2026

Remember when this comic was about Alternative music? /s

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mano · March 11, 2026

Who's Ed Sheeran? ;-p

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Call me Ishmael · March 11, 2026

Marten's pinkey extended in the last frame 😆

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Nick Chettle · March 11, 2026

For someone who also detests the little creep, this hit the mark. :-)

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Stephen Wells · March 11, 2026

Hang on, is Liz or Sheeran the little creep :) (answer may be "yes")

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JourneymanWizard · March 11, 2026

Still asking for ... me: why is Liz's dermal cover on her robotic arms reacting to the goo in the same way as her meat skin? Is it bad for all AI's with that dermal cover? Can we get some people from the Weird and Maybe Personally Dangerous Dept to volunteer a senior researcher (or intern if it's not that interesting) to check it out?

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Steve DeGroof · March 11, 2026

Probably just a color matching algorithm intended to make prosthetics blend in with your current skin tone. Handy if you're tanning; kinda weird if you break out in a rash.

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Tudza · March 11, 2026

#3 Grandma?

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Clément Hermann · March 11, 2026

Since it’s grandpa, it must a reference to his two dads… Maybe they want grandchildren !

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Josef Komenda · March 11, 2026

I have the Ed Sheeran humiliation scene in ‘Yesterday’ on repeat which ironically makes me think he’s a good sport about this, but then I listen to everything he’s ever written and no actually he is actually shit, lol.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · March 11, 2026

OMG, I love this so much! Especially the Ed Sheeran joke. 🤣

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panpolypuff · March 11, 2026

When you goo-sit a while, 'cause you're an audiophile, that's a-Moray!

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Tom Cavnar · March 11, 2026

Your Ed Sheeran comment below the comic nearly made me spit tequila on my monitor. I LOL'd.

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Halloween Jack · March 11, 2026

I don't think that I've listened to anything of Ed Sheeran's (intentionally, anyway), but he was in Game of Thrones so I'm not completely unacquainted with him.

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Dosbilliam · March 11, 2026

I'd make a joke, but consider Jeph's username on Bluesky at one point referenced Meshuggah, I can't say I don't see his point. :P

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Joseph Bonnar · March 11, 2026

This is just my attempt to figure out why Gremlizabeth's rash extends to her prosthetic arms. Asssume that the outer support for those arms is a mirofiber mesh into which her skin cells were implanted. It wouldn't take much for them to grow, giving her arms a totally human look and feel, and if the neuroscience was there, even normal human sensation. Such as itching.

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · March 11, 2026

I'm sensing a possibility for a research paper.

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SpookyPenguin · March 11, 2026

Mid is the mix you use for tiny little speakers

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Joseph Bonnar · March 11, 2026

Just when you think Moray is all sunshine and unicorn farts, she tries to drag you down into her slime box... (If she tries it with me, do NOT rescue. Ok?)

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Wynn Donivan · March 11, 2026

Most of Ed Sheeran's work that I've heard has been mid, but Don't is a banger

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Zeph · March 11, 2026

Aw, Marten's making fun of musicians again, that's how you know he's thriving

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Bookbeard · March 11, 2026

He's only allowed to use the #3 grandpa mug because #1 was already claimed. Marten knows when he's outmatched. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5268 (No word yet on who took the #2 slot. My bet is on Melon)

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William Cole · March 11, 2026

That might be the last instance of Indie Rock Banter too. Maybe it's something about those mugs…

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Chill_Buckeye · March 11, 2026

Hey! Ed Sheeran is perfectly mid!

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John Clary · March 11, 2026

I believe the term is "OK".

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Bill Silvia · March 11, 2026

Marten you're trying to have Faye banter with the anti-Faye.

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CthonicBelletrist · March 11, 2026

I just realized that Liz's arms are also red from the allergic reaction. That raises interesting implications.

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Brian Leahy · March 11, 2026

I was thinking the same. I wouldn't think there'd be much demand for high-tech prostheses that mimic the sensitivities of your regular skin...

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Sean Kinlin · March 11, 2026

🎵 When she insists that you Try a skin test with goo That's a Moray!

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Bookbeard · March 11, 2026

When you itch from her gel But acoustics are swell That's A Moray!

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David Mankins · March 11, 2026

A Capella Science: “The molecular shape of you”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8FAJXPBdOg&list=RDf8FAJXPBdOg&start_radio=1 I’m so out of it I learn about popular music through A Capella Science parodies.

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David Durant · March 11, 2026

Memorizing the lyrics to that was one of the most fun things I've ever done :-D

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Ilana Writes · March 11, 2026

A hagfish. The comic is funny, but that line!! 😂

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Joshua O'Madadhain · March 11, 2026

_cue A Capella Science, "The Molecular Shape of You"_

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Aerin Moriarty · March 11, 2026

So many good expressions, Jeph has really been nailing em to really make the humor hit

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Candace Griffin-Campbell · March 11, 2026

This. ^

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Bozo The Hunk · March 11, 2026

First hipster music reffrence in a while

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Barbara Millikan · March 11, 2026

Don't be rash

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Michael Abbott · March 11, 2026

I love Moray's grumpy face in the last panel.

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Peter Shaw · March 12, 2026

Is that the first time that we’ve seen Moray frowning? She’s always so invincibly cheerful!

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Shannon Woodbury · March 11, 2026

.🎶 ..And I'm in slime, Up to my eyebrows, And I see slime, Burniing my skin, And I feel sli- eye- eye-eye-eim, Inside every pore of me, It hurts like hell, God, Why did I climb in.... Now I feel fire, burning my eyeballs And I feel fire, That Turns my skin red, I feel on fi- eye -eye-eye eye-ire, I'm running and screaming Find me a vat, Of calomine instead.... ...otherwise I just might end up dead... Dum de dum de dah de du-dum... Guitar pluck/mute/strum.... 🎸 And if this should end in fire... Then we can all burn together....

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Bookbeard · March 11, 2026

Very well done, but you've also reminded me how that song perfectly epitomized everything I loathed about those Hobbit movies and now I'm angry at Peter Jackson all over again...

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BobC · March 11, 2026

I wonder what the shear(an) modulus is for Moray's Goo?

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Magic Beans · March 11, 2026

Technically, goo is a better conductor of sound than air, so…

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Photograph me like one of your French cars! · March 11, 2026

Wait why are Liz’s arms reacting?

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Call me Ishmael · March 11, 2026

Psychosomatic

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E · March 11, 2026

You could absolutely make a #3 grandpa mug which I wouldn’t actually buy because my kitchen cannot support any additional mugs

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Am Queue · March 11, 2026

They can be used instead of bowls! You can get rid of your bowls! Maybe you already did....

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Jon Wilson · March 11, 2026

Gradually watermelon Gradually watermelon Gradually watermelon Every day I find some new railway I like shapes

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · March 11, 2026

Ah, Malinda...

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Maurice Kessler · March 11, 2026

The Shape of Water.

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Populuxe · March 11, 2026

I have no opinion on Ed Sheeran.

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Veronica Jane · March 11, 2026

I'm honest even sure who he is. I assume...some kind of acoustic guitar guy?

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Wandering Macaron · March 11, 2026

The Shape of Goo

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Taigan · March 11, 2026

Say what you will about Ed Sheeran, when he dressed up in the sumo suit was funny.

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Brendan Luster · March 11, 2026

I also think everyone should have that experience

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Mark Eichin · March 11, 2026

#*3* grandpa???

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Matthew Reiter · March 11, 2026

#1 is Bernie Sanders.

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Flutterpriest · March 11, 2026

We found slime right where we are

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at0m · March 11, 2026

Sometimes it's about the slimes you find along the way

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Charissa White · March 11, 2026

#3 Is a tough rank when most people average about 2 grandpas

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Miyaa · March 11, 2026

So my grandmother on my mom side, from Thailand, spent her youth as a pirate on the River Kwai during World War 2, collaborating with both the Japanese and American forces. Definitely not one of my top two grandmothers.

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Sparky · March 11, 2026

Poor gremlin

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Miyaa · March 11, 2026

Wait, Jeph making a pop music joke? What is this, 1999?

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Captain Button · March 11, 2026

If it is, shouldn't we be partying?