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Moray is safety conscious
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DON'T PRETEND FOR A MINUTE YOU DON'T LIKE BOOBS, LIZ i know what you are you depressed, low-self-esteem-ass bisexual gremlin 😤
As forseen by an official webcomic linked to QC: https://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-chaser-1291
Im sure the doctor just had a thought of how it would feel to bury himself in moray,..... for science of course.
ah yes... "splort."
Can you blame him?
Late to this party. Has anyone made the “faceplant in boobs but breathing through tubes “ A Moray joke yet?
Figures. Poor little goblin. I have skin allergies, and it's not fun.
Why are her arms (the prosthetic part) turning red too? Surely the dermal cover doesn't react the same as l'il goblin's skin?
Hey, robots can have allergies too! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5056
That's not fascinating, Doc. I'm dieing from itching.
or maaaaaybe the problem is that Moray's goop tank is OPEN-TOPPED and just anything drifting through the atmosphere can get in there and grow ICK ask me about mold poisoning sometime
It does have a lid though, you can see it open behind Liz when she first got in the tank. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5781
Come on, doc, you are in a position to know of the incredibly soothing properties of boobs: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4107 (I tried to locate the source of the “That’s what they’re here for”, but this reference is good, too).
Smoosh https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4318
😂🤣😂
Splort indeed, doc. Splort indeed.
"It should have been me!" -Doctor
Allergic reaction to the slime? There goes EVERY hentai trope I can think of. :(
Not for long, Cubetown's Hentaiological Research Group over in the Department of Pornodynamics has been proposing some radical new concepts in the field of Tropetheory.
still not beating the... you know what, I think this ship is just going to happen. ~<3
Wait a minute. Both Liz's arms are prosthetics from above the elbow down. So why are her forearms breaking out too?
Errr... realistic covering??
Did Moray ever get evaluated by Health Canada?
Clearly no, also this indicates Sven maybe dodged a bullet. A weirdly squishy bullet. He's had problems with AI fluids before.
Genuinely impressed that the cybernetics are also becoming inflamed.
When you sit in the drink, And turn itchy and pink, That's a Moray
When the goo makes you itch, but it's safe to hug tits, That's a-Moray!
If this were a star trek episode, she's patient Zero.
Baking soda bath time
Yup!
One row of three panels and then two single panels? Getting some real format breaking today!
Liz: "It's snot what you think!" s;ns
Oy
It is clear now that Liz and Moray made a rash decision.
Gdi Sean
Oh the Cubetown rumor mill is going to go have a *field day*
The rumour mill is going so fast, they've hooked it up to a turbine to generate electricity.
I never feared for humanity until I learned AIs could SPLORT! And that's because you know Pintsize will be doing it next, forever and everywhere. A genuine existential crisis!
In at least one iteration of the QCverse, he does... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2233
Wait why are her arms turning red? I thought they were prosthetics.
Maybe they have strong sensors. She has feeling in her arms, I think. I hope Liz isn’t in a Doom Patrol Robotman situation.
Interesting that her arms also turned pink.
Oops
I was worried about this back at #5780, but that doesn't mean I wanted it to happen.
She didn’t say if the areas that were covered by her suit were also affected. If so, Jeph could have all sorts of fun with that at our dear gremlin’s expense.
She's scratching her belly in panel 3, it definitely got *everywhere*.
Doctor: to be so lucky
When Moray controls The location of holes That's an airway!
[splort]
The proper Canadianese translation of "sploosh", I believe.
🎶 When the gel hits your skin Like a hyper allergen That’s a Moray. 🎶
Gods dangit, this is absolutely beautiful.
The arms are designed to mimic/match the skin tone and complexion of their wearer, obviously. (No but really I wouldn't bat an eye at that explanation)
Trochee trochee and iamb, Trochee trochee and iamb, Trochee Moray! Sorry, that's apropos of almost nothing (except in honor of BookBeard), because it tickled me to realize that the characteristic rhythm of that form is a double trochee, followed by iamb on the first two lines, and by an empatic absence on the third. It amused me, so I thought someone else might be amused.
Is "iamb" just one syllable? I thought it was two.
Clearly Moray needs to watch more movies. Everyone knows you should never get a gremlin wet.
@BookBeard Unless you want more Gremlins
Test on an inconspicuous area first.... but choose it wisely
Come now, doctor, you're the medical personnel for an island of nerds with access to some of the most advanced technology known to mankind. That can't be the most tawdry thing you've heard even within the last *day*.
Is Cubetown as fuckin' nuts as literary camp? https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3719, 20
The redness from the rash on Liz's face is conveniently hiding her blush...
I was gonna say the exact same thing
Curious that her arms also get the rash, I assumed the skin was synthetic.
I was also perplexed by that, as i thought her arms were totally mechanical
When a planktonic splash Gives a gremlin a rash That's A Moray!
I tried to find a good rhyme for rash, hives, or bumps. Splash is good.
It’s just like when I learned about “duck itch” after swimming in a northern Wisconsin lake where a lot of ducks liked to poop.
I was today years old when I found out about duck itch, and I am not sure I wanted to know. But I am glad I learned this way rather than the way you did. That sounds horrible.
Dear Strong Bad, “How do your prosthetic arms have an allergic reaction?” Signed, Patreon
Built in sympathetic synth-skin reactions?
So you dived into goo Now the hives are on you That's a Morayyy!
Nobody at Cubetown is old enough to have set aside an ocean of calamine lotion, I take it.
It’s probably in that warehouse in the unexplored fourth quadrant, right next to the ark of the covenant. Don’t touch the ark by accident now.
She's got an allergae.
I'll forgive that pun. I know you couldn't kelp yourself.
So, while the oral use of Moray still is under question, topical use of her maintenance gel might now cause allergic reactions. Also, SPLORT. That is a reaction being caused by someone hearing about suffocation via a Moray unit.
@legobill I suspect Moray can alter her chemical composition, but I suspect that would be a much longer conversation.
People are asking about how Liz's prosthetic arms are turning red, but what I want to know is, can you get a really satisfying scratch with the fingernails?
…and can they make a *SHIIIING* sound?
"dont be stupid" ok tsundere 😏
When the goo makes you itch and your friend is a snitch...
I repeatedly snort laughed at this. Thank you Jeph, it's been rough lately and I needed this.
Plot twist: she was allergic to her own farts
I think Pintsize wrote a fic about that
a three day hold and treatment for the maintenance mucus, what else could a Liz want?
And now Liz realizes how much she enjoyed it...
I’m sure she could reach a similar state of thoughts in a normal vat of water with no light in. Hey, if the gel is her vibe, she could pour some gelatin in.
Why are her arms reacting if theyre prosthetic
Mimicry circuit
"Splort" is a perfectly reasonable reaction to that statement IMHO
lmao I have to admit, I'm the kind of person who noticed that they weren't thinking about safety at all before immersion, and figured this probably isn't the kind of story where that would come up. it makes me weirdly happy that it did come up - hopefully only in a small way. poor Liz.
Presumably nobody ever climbed into the goo tank before and the Director never thought anyone would do that because why would you do that? Oops.
Why her arms breaking out if they're artificial?
Extra special mucus!
Though her mucus is lit You're allergic to it. That's A Moray. Ok, it's my first try. And mucus is hard...
Really good try!
The goo is completely hypoallergenic - unless someone farts in it.
Allergic to her own farts?
Imagining the Doctor AI’s first line of this conversation was “Please state the medical nature of the emergency, eh?”
Yesss. Also, they should be bald, or near bald.
Appropriate SPLORT, Doc
Panels 6 through 10 are just a continuation of ever-worsening statements from Liz and Moray. That poor medic becoming more and more concerned.
Also, as an aside, imagine how wonderful life would be if you could bury your face in someone's tits(or other areas) and they could provide an airway for you to help breath when need be. Human intimacy would get a pretty nice boost.
If you're really adept, you can breathe through your ears, or your eyelids. ...uh, so people tell me.
I feel like Moray is very proud of her lashes, and spends a lot of time on them.
SPLORT!
I always wondered if AIs were capable of splorting.
Huh, now why are her prosthetics pink? Do they have an allergic reaction too?
Dynamic skin matching properties, they will also become red if she gets sunburned.
Easy on the subtext, doc.
Maybe the lotion is applied subtextually.
So Moray isn't approved for oral OR topical use—good to know!
*runs down checkist* Oooo..kay, checking off “topical”… *looks at next item on list* “…” “I’m gonna need a volunteer!”
Do I want to know what sort of therapy they have in Cubetown's mental health unit?
It *also* involves things going "splort".
Or DO consume the mucus!
Why are her arms getting a rash? Aren’t they mechanical?
It would be interesting if it was some kind of real time dermal matching.
Even Liz’s robot arms are allergic to Moray!
Surprised she didn't start having the reaction until -after- she left the tank, considering she was entirely immersed in it. Are we sure she isn't just allergic to the air?
or she wasn't, but is now? (Could instead just be two-stage, the bio-critters in what's left of the gel on her skin are dying due to being out of the tank and that process produces something that turns out to be an allergen?)
Glad she didn't need a shot of Benadryl, she'd be unconscious for a day or so
Wait....how are her robot arms getting infected??? BIO MECHANICAL LIMBS?!?
I expected that somebody was working on that.
Can we get this goblin a little peace, please?
Splort
I've heard worse ways people have discovered their allergies
At least she survived.
I vote for more scenes of Liz’s face buried in tits. Especially Evan’s!
@Rawrisaur For therapeutic reasons, of course.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Mucus.
Please can we erase the term "Fun Mucus" from the universe :)
