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what COULDN'T Hannelore Von Schwarzpunkt do
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I want other Hannalore to show up and be completely normal and nice
(Tapping foot, checking watch, wondering when Liz will get over herself)
It's been a few months at best in comic time; character growth takes time.
Nothing beats MY interpretive dancing.
All you do is interpretive yelling.
"Am I a child?" I dunno if that's a question she should ask
Next week: Steve enjoys a full Irish breakfast in Dublin, while Cleo discovers her Irish ancestry.
Steve eats cereal. *ONLY* cereal.
careful. we're going to end up with a two-Hannelore wikiverse at this rate
"But you let in Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham!" "It says 'no Hannelores,' we're allowed to have one!"
They have interpretive dance classes in european school?
I super doubt it, but sure, for the sake of the joke xD
Is Han van’s middle name Jolene by any chance?
To be fair, partying also may have given her a rash.
awww, so gwumpy
Hoping HVS gets a job at Cubetown and this Liz realizes she's in love with her lmao
YES!!! We need HANNERS2(tm)
She's such a wonderful little gremlin child, lol.
Jesus Christ Liz - how the hell did you collapse into this negativity singularity you're stuck in? What the hell is driving that sort of behaviour? 😂😂😂
Depression
Hannelore VonDaftpunkt was a good dancer too
Liz: "Friggin' Hannelore Von Daftpunkt, always had to be harder better faster stronger than everyone else..."
Could HVS make a boulder that would be too heavy for her to lift?
Yes because she would duplicate herself to be able to lift it. The boulder would be too heavy for just one of her but not a lot of multiple hannerlore von swartzpunkt.
I’m calling it now: Hannelore von Swartzpunkt will be the new member of Cubetown (under a new name because she doesn’t like her old name) and she and Liz will become best gremlins with in a year.
Ok, if so, what will we call THAT ship? I favor changing the traditional blending of the names. Lets go with: GoblinsRUs!
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Claire’s patience and humor are EPIC!
She's a great goblin-mom.
Brain: The “evil” Hannealore will fall for Station. Liz will sweep Eurovision with a new dance step sensation wearing only opera gloves with lipstick on them.
Then comes the big climactic fight scene between Hannelore Von Schwarzpunkt and Evil Clone Hannelore. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1662
Claire says "take the five," and now I've got Dave Brubeck going through my head.
It's a small step from there to Giant Steps.
It's so good to see Claire dezombified.
I wish I could Like this multiple times.
Hannelore Von Schwarzpunkt can't do ANYTHING with a Riemannian Manifold, including spell it.
Liz becomes a Jules Feiffer character.
Or Bill Watterson? I'm thinking of a C&H where Calvin is tasked with having to, say, pick up his toys, he gets cranky, his mom says "You could have finished if you started when I told you to do it" and he replies "I won't be done complaining about it for another thirty minutes".
She couldn't do a Angine de Poitrine cover
I just learned about Angine de Poitrine today! I like their music. Jury's out on the masks.
I'm waiting for like a year from now when we've all forgotten the initial rough beginnings of Liz, when we find out HVS is actually an imaginary foe-riend.
Her cat was real, though, and bit Liz.
I heard Hannelore Von Schwarzpunk’s hair is insured for $10000
...per strand
Sure, I want Liz to grow and become happier and more balanced. But, please, NEVER de-gremlinfy her! Like, create a sub-arc where she and Pintsize exchange arms and terrorize the planet. Or something.
Ah, but it will be when she truly embraces the unbounding joy of her in her inner gremlin of that she will find peace and balance!
She'd make a plan and she'd follow through, that's what Hannelore von Schwarzpunkt'd do
Aargh! What is that set to the tune of? I can can hear your post as a song but not the original words. EUREKA! What Would Brian Boitano DO!!!!!
Careful you don't give the wrong impression, Liz. Everyone knows that interpretive dance is how scientific geniuses flirt. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2856
It's entirely possible that Liz danced one or both of her PhDs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_Your_Ph.D.
Hannelore Von Schwarzpunkt could never pull off the "give you a hand" joke to the same effect.
Nor could she give someone an arm and a leg for anything - granted, Liz could only do half of that.
Panel five: Liz's hands are awfully expressive for an interpretive dance also-ran. ETA: That's some Yay-level work.
Goddammit, Liz, these people care about you for some reason. Stop pushing them away and accept their love! (he says while not being capable of the same.)
I too can speak from experience there
be Hannelore Von Weißpunkt?
I agree, healthy emotional expression is for losers. Now bring me a piñata and a nine iron.
Perfect for going to a party with Violence and Regret!
Still worth trying something even if others might be better at ot
Spell her own name at the age of 3?
Spend two years living in a gremlin hole?