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The Boys Are Back In Town
January 8, 2026

The Boys Are Back In Town

thank you, past jeph, for setting up this callback

Comments (67)

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M the Autumn Owl · January 12, 2026

Hell yea he does

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Carrie · January 9, 2026

😂🤣

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Stewart MacWilliam · January 9, 2026

The Cool Shop Lingo was invented 200 strips ago, so, like yesterday.

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enchantedsleeper · January 9, 2026

I love Hanners doubling down on the lingo in this instance xD

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Sean Blakey · January 9, 2026

Ayo has no outbound filter. Hanners has no inbound filter. She incorporates all of Ayo's ideas, whether or not she wants to.

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ValdVin · January 9, 2026

It's a good thing Liz isn't here. She's be shipping the bejesus out of these characters.

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Mad Pooka · January 8, 2026

I think I'm forgetting something, what is this a callback to?

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Clarence · January 8, 2026

Do I get to do the BookBeard thing today? Sweet. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5536

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Benriko · January 8, 2026

Wait i've just now seen it - when did Hannelore get those extra ear piercings? Last time i counted (years ago) she had five per ear, now it's six.

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Lucas Werkmeister · January 9, 2026

As long as she remains symmetrical!

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Jim Feldman · January 8, 2026

I have never met a person with absolutely zero output filter

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Michael Steamweed · January 9, 2026

I have. I've worked in middle school.

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joFinndian · January 8, 2026

Yessssssss the set up is so good.

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Sydney J Freedberg · January 8, 2026

I confess I started shipping them but, no, while Ayo is legally of age mentally she is SO not ready for a relationship beyond holding hands. Actually if Sven held her hand she'd probably emit steam and faint.

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enchantedsleeper · January 9, 2026

I wish we could dispense with this "well X character might be of age but they're mentally a child" (because people have also been doing this to Liz). It's really gross, guys. Ayo can get into a relationship if she wants to. She can also have sex without needing to get into a relationship. I don't see Sven being up for it but on principle, yes, Ayo can and should get it as much as she wants to. There's no "you must be this emotionally mature to ride (and ride it hard)".

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Eric Sieck · January 8, 2026

Dang it Ayo you're the only one cringing here, nothin' wrong with a big milkyboy

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Mad Marie · January 8, 2026

I personally prefer a steamygal.

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Graydon Armstrong · January 9, 2026

Would that be like a tea cappuccino?

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Mad Marie · January 8, 2026

Totally thought that was Clinton in yesterday's comic post.

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Mad Marie · January 8, 2026

Yep. Totally says "Sven" in the dialogue. I need to get my eyes checked. #Blurrygirl

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Alasdair Mackintosh · January 8, 2026

This is why I always order an espresso.

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Stephen Wells · January 8, 2026

One squirtyboy coming up!

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Captain Button · January 8, 2026

Wasn't Sticky Boy one of the AnthroPC bodies that Winslow considered? The one with the cute butt?

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legobil · January 8, 2026

I wouldnt mind a stickyboy with some extra fluff right now

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Finvaara · January 8, 2026

Before I learned what good coffee tastes like I used to order a triple thiccboy, but it was also chocolate. It was a Mocha with heavy whipping cream instead of milk and a couple extra shots to bring the total up to the amount of caffeine required for my quiet self-medication of ADHD. These days I like a freshly ground light roast black or with a little caramel.

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Miyaa · January 8, 2026

Next week: Steve is the guest judge on the Canadian version of the British Bake-Off where the main challenge is to make a breakfast pastry with caramel as the main ingredient. And this being Canada, the bakers can not use maple syrup as a sweetener. He agrees in participating knowing this episode won’t air when it’s preemptive by Canadian women’s curling in the Olympic gold medal game versus Scotland.

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JD · January 8, 2026

I like a strong milky boy myself

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Stephen Wells · January 8, 2026

What's his name? :)

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Mitsuki Ayane · January 8, 2026

Ayo continues to do her best. ~<3

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William Cole · January 8, 2026

Such as it is.

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Chris Godsey · January 8, 2026

Man, Ayo has a talent for putting her foot in her mouth. 😆

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Bookbeard · January 8, 2026

That must be how she knows what feet taste like. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5300

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Cole Blackblood · January 8, 2026

Quick Sven - use your terrible song lyric skills to help make more lingo! XD

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Bookbeard · January 8, 2026

He can draw inspiration from many great classics of the country music genre, such as "Rhinestone Milkyboy", "A Fluffyboy Named Sue", and of course the iconic "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Stickyboys".

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Gary Levine · January 8, 2026

Festive Fluff!

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Yelling Bird · January 8, 2026

I could go for a large Stickyboy, but it's too late at night.

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Joe Bocanegra · January 8, 2026

Suddenly, Aurelia's Mommymilker senses tingle....

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William Cole · January 8, 2026

Can you imagine the seismic repercussions if Sven hooked up with Aurelia?!? Luckily, I don't think either is the other's type.

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Wild Card · January 8, 2026

Now Hanners is doing it to embarrass her

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Abioticgawd · January 8, 2026

The Big Dig has nothing on Ayo.

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Ailadi · January 8, 2026

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

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Joshua O'Madadhain · January 8, 2026

on the subject of stickyboys: for those who are really fond of caramel lattes, but not so much caramel candy, is caramel better esteemed than eschewed?

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Joe · January 8, 2026

ouch

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BobC · January 8, 2026

Wow. I've never seen anyone dig a hole that fast without a shovel! Well, an excavator, in this case.

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enchantedsleeper · January 11, 2026

Picturing Ayo whizzing around and drilling a hole with her body like a Looney Tunes character.

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ellafine · January 8, 2026

Poor Ayo

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Sean Kinlin · January 8, 2026

Well, if the lingo is cringe, I guess Ayo is doing the correct thing in the last panel.

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Brendan Luster · January 8, 2026

I always like fluff on my milkyboy

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That Blair Guy · January 8, 2026

Prediction: One day, Ayo will meet Veronica and then she will learn of Veronica’s career. And shortly afterward, Ayo will slip, say something, and literally die of embarrassment. (And no, I’m not using literally incorrectly.)

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 8, 2026

Stop! Stop! She’s already dead!

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Bookbeard · January 8, 2026

Clearly Ayo prefers a tall skinny smarmyboy.

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Graydon Armstrong · January 9, 2026

Every drinkboy invented in these comments must be described. I think a smarmyboy might be a bulletproof coffee, but I don't think you could then make that skinny.

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Elizabeth Rosenzweig, PhD · January 8, 2026

Can someone link me to the reference?

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Robert L · January 8, 2026

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5536

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Andrew · January 8, 2026

What was that meme again? “Can I get an iced latte…”

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Graydon Armstrong · January 9, 2026

You mean a chilly milkyboy.

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Hugh Eckert · January 8, 2026

Poor Ayo.

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Sparky · January 8, 2026

I see normal, I can see Sven even acting like a protective big brother.

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Orion Rhine · January 8, 2026

Aww, poor Ayo. If it's any consolation, I find your awkwardness to be cute and endearing.

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Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts · January 8, 2026

ok but that's genius, people would go CRAZY ordering big milkyboys!!

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Zig Justice · January 8, 2026

I am sure nobody could have ever seen anything like this coming in forever and ever

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Thunder · January 8, 2026

Both Dora and Faye MUST know about this.

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Bill Silvia · January 8, 2026

Depends if Dora is over the "You didn't try to fuck her, did you?" reflex.

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Eva Grimm · January 8, 2026

Big milky, hold the sticky 🤭

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Adam. No, not that one. A different Adam. · January 8, 2026

I startled my coworker laughing at this.

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Ashlyn Crowe · January 8, 2026

I fear Ayo may actually combust.

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Sean Kinlin · January 8, 2026

Bonus: They can use her waste heat for steaming the milk.