Ayo Is Doing Great
we've been over this. scented candles
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I have a little robot count-up timer in my bathroom to tell me how long I’ve been seated. For some people, there’s a need to balance spending enough time for the body to do everything it needs to do (and that time might change when the body gets ollld) against NOT concentrating on the process, lest we try to consciously move things along. The latter can lead to stuff that’s bad for the lower tract! So it can be helpful to distract the mind…but not for too long.
"What do you do while pooping?" Um... while pooping I'm usually, pooping. How long does it take ya'll what read on the throne to finish business? If it takes me more than a few minutes I start considering medical intervention.
People are different, jumping straight to medical intervention when people aren't like you makes you sound incredibly close minded. Adding to that, considering how common it usually is to have books and magazines in restrooms/toilets, have you considered that maybe being fast, is not the norm? There are lots of reasons legs can fall asleep too, some toilets have their seats really high off the ground so your legs just kind of dangle, it barely takes a minute for your legs to fall asleep in a such a case.
Does no one remember that books exist for reading? Geesh!! Always keep a mini library in the bathroom.
To be fair, Hanners, no one said anything about using a phone. There are other ways to read.
I can only imagine THAT sibling exchange... At least it was Yemisi and not Iris.
Spend too long sitting on the toilet and you'll get hemorrhoids.
Do you realize that, long ago, people didn't even have phones to bring to the bathroom with them? Can you imagine?
Yeah, we brought books in there instead. Heck, my father had a small bookshelf right across from the toilet for exactly that purpose.
I don't often spend that much time on the porcelain throne, but when I do I understand padded toilet seats.
Now padded toilet seats/toilet covers do seem an unhygienic bridge too far... Even if they would help with the cold morning sit-down shock.
Personally, I'm usually playing Sudoku.
To answer that last panel's question… I poop.
Mindfulness!
Hmm. Ayo is probably more normal than most around Sven. I had a premonition of “Nomadic coffee roasters” & then my brain started giggling …
I've never understood why people read on the toilet. It's basically combining poop with whatever you're reading.
Broke their foot pooping???
Broke their foot stumbling off the toilet after their legs fell asleep?
To do scented candles while pooping on the toilet?
I thought that was Clinton...
So glad it wasn't just me
She screams.
Ayo
I just realized that in his own way, Sven is as chill as Marten used to be.
Now I'm wondering what the heck Emily would do in there...
She can't tell anyone or the feds will kill her parents.
After working a crazy long shift at work, a friend of mine fell asleep on the toilet in his very small bathroom. When he woke up, his legs had gone completely numb and he ended up falling against the door. It went very poorly for him.
Ooof. One time my mum fainted after getting up from the toilet and woke up with her face smooshed to the carpet* and my dad banging on the door asking if she was okay. The incident broke her glasses, but luckily she mostly wears contacts. (*Yeah, we had a carpeted bathroom. Which is probably just as well considering!)
The way my brain saw Sven and Ayo and immediately went "Oh no, oh no, Oh No, OH NO..."
Oh yes, oh yes, Oh Yes, OH YES
My ass my ass my ass my ass My ass is numb please help me lass
So is 2026 the Year Of Questionable Butts?
Jeph's Butts Disease is progressing rapidly at this point. He may not have much longer before he can only draw butts, Captain.
I use my phone on the toilet. Also, I am quite hot, or so I've been told.
I am another guy who (possibly) broke their foot doing this. Screamed the house down at 2am while some 6 second video looped just out of my reach. Had to be helped by housemate. Mortifying. 😂
I remember, before phones, when I had to bring a BOOK into the toilet.
I had like a foot high stack worth of Time-Life books on top of the tank. Drove my parents nuts.
Hannelore does mathematical koans in her head. Last time she worked on the Banach-Tarski Paradox.
The Banana-Tush Paradox?
"we've been over this": now I'm imagining new characters going back and reading the archives to catch up on all the stuff that has happened before they got there.
That would be so handy IRL... Please I need someone to document my life so I can remember
Hannelore is wise. If you don't bring your phone into the bathroom, you can't drop it in the toilet.
Tell that to a certain Cubetown genius.
Prolonged sitting on some toilet seats can contribute to hemeroids. Beware!
I mean, does Ayo realize she's kinda hot?
Knowing Hannelore, she uses has a spread sheet and a checklist, printed out, of course; on flushable environmentally safe paper and when she is done, and all the boxes are checked, it all gets double flushed down. Then she cleans the toilet, twice; and then takes a shower.
And she has a separate column for bathrooms with foot door openers.
A few choice Ayofaces here. It makes me wonder, what does she look like when trying to flirt?
I've had rampant diarrhea for like four days. I'd be dead for boredom if it weren't for my phone 😂
Thank you for sharing?
He broke his foot on a mammalian penis bone?!
Sven's next hit song
Nope, it's pretty much the whole family. I mean, her dad may not be much to look at, but apparently he's quite the charmer. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1041
Starting from there only quickly gets to a strong challenger for the greatest strip in the entire history of the comic : https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1044.
I see that Ayo is having a SRCB. (Sven Related Conversational Breakdown.)
In all fairness, Sven is smoking hawt.
I do wonder we have the setup of a Sven & Hannerlore long term friendship which some may mistake for romance.
I can see Hannelore having every Bath and Bodyworks location mapped with restocking schedules. "These are my pooping candles! It's very important I never run out!"
Bath and Bodyworks? Wouldn't she go to the Yankee Candle Mansion right up the valley in South Deerfield?
I’ve often wondered about the need for reading material in there.
This is what happens when you don't have enough fibre in your diet.
Just clean the phone afterwards, nbd
"I hurt my foot in the head." "... Do you mean you hurt it *on* someone *else's* head?" "No."
“Mammalian Penis Bones” … Is this a side effect of butts disease or has Ayo got a crush on Robert Irwin, like most of the USA & Australia and probably New Zealand too?
It's not like you rub the phone on your dirty butt when you're in there
Speak for yourself. It's my phone and I'll do what I please with it. (Not that though)
Mammalian Penis Bones is the new album by Completely Normal.
Track 1: "My Ass"
True story. I didn't break my foot, but I did end up in the ER with a sprained ankle back in 1975-ish when my leg fell asleep while I was reading a newspaper on the throne at work. My ankle came down the wrong way when I finally stood up. It's known to several survivors as the Toiletfoot Incident.
Knowing Hanners, either clean or disassociate
I was thinking count the tiles.
Ayo is uncomfortably relatable in the same way that Anh is. I wonder that that says about me 🤔
I'm not sure, but when you find out let me know because I have the same thing going on.
Is it me or are the comics not going into the emails again?
Just you. Check your spam folder.