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Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 2
January 6, 2026

Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 2

check out the hook while the DJ revolves it

Comments (69)

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enchantedsleeper · January 7, 2026

How long has Dora been on her honeymoon by this point? xD

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N Smith · January 7, 2026

This absolutely broke me up! Best laugh I'll have all day, I think! Thanks!

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Stewart MacWilliam · January 7, 2026

I'm amused by the way Hanners reflexively protects her backside from any further attention.

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Jim Fish · January 6, 2026

I wrote a song about peristalsis to the tune of frere jacques. It doesn't bear repeating.

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legobil · January 6, 2026

Btw, Ayo. Thats not EDM, thats more like a Gabber remix

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Chris Warren · January 6, 2026

Sven needs to get some robot sex to fix his embarrassing hair again.

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legobil · January 6, 2026

Poor Hanners. She could have just let Ayo be her own weird self, but nooooooo. She engaged and learned that song herself, and see now where that took her.

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Thisguy · January 6, 2026

Oh right, an actual musician enters.

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Shane Wegner · January 6, 2026

A SERIOUS AFFLICTION

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Stephen Wells · January 6, 2026

Pump up the jam, jack up the jelly, inflate the confiture, maximise the marmalade.

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Stephen Wells · January 6, 2026

Sven has a proven ability to make a success out of songs that are ass. This could be Ayo's big break :)

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Miyaa · January 6, 2026

Did Jeph had to reference Ice Ice Baby though?

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Sparky · January 6, 2026

Is music the way?

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darklion · January 6, 2026

Butts disease has mutated

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Mark · January 6, 2026

Butts disease now has a theme song.

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Eric Sieck · January 6, 2026

Why does Sven look like tall Clinton?

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Mark · January 6, 2026

Because Jeph was trying to make him look less like fair-haired Marten?

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Joseph Bonnar · January 6, 2026

This does clarify his "Early xmas sneek peek" from December 23'rd, though.

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Timothy Roller · January 6, 2026

Put the needle on the record.

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Aerin Moriarty · January 6, 2026

I need this song now lmao

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Yelling Bird · January 6, 2026

Well I know what's gonna be running through MY head...

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Doug DeJulio · January 6, 2026

I didn't believe the claim. I wish I hadn't tried to disprove it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTwcOG14UJs

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Doug DeJulio · January 6, 2026

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQOIzV-5IwE

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Shannon Woodbury · January 6, 2026

Gonna Pump up your jam With my jelly and custard Your gotta eat that ass Gotta slather it in mustard Such a tasty hiney Living there behind me Plump up the rump chump I Booty dance divinely Don't stare at ma bum chum It's gonna make your eyes numb Drooling like a fool boi It's gonna make your brain dumb When ya got a posterior Lookin this superior Kylie and Beyonce Start feeling quite inferior Gotta Ass so fine The iRS are gonna tax us Bounce a governments dime Off my gluteus maxus HOOK! Rump pump a chump Rump pump a chump Got an Ass so fine All the fellas get in line... 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵 ========== Very catchy tune you've got there Jeph... People will be whistling it in Wall Street and singing it in church next 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Sean Kinlin · January 6, 2026

This is great! But in church they'll change the lyric to "Got an Ass Divine."

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Anya Lienau · January 6, 2026

Ha, totally thought was Clinton until I reread it and realized Hanners called them Sven

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BobC · January 6, 2026

EDM? Pffft. Get ready for SvenDM!

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Diptych · January 6, 2026

That's when Sven DMs you.

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Dosbilliam · January 6, 2026

Dance, dance?

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Amelia Lewis · January 6, 2026

You say you want a Revolution?

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Hugh Eckert · January 6, 2026

BootsandpantsandBootsandpantsandBootsandpants...

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Bookbeard · January 6, 2026

tootsandfartsandtootsandfartsandtootsandfarts...

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Joe Bocanegra · January 6, 2026

To be honest, Steely Dan needs an EDM remix.

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Steve McSheffrey · January 6, 2026

https://youtu.be/bMgR6ouxQmQ

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Jax · January 6, 2026

Sven has his next hit song now

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Miyaa · January 6, 2026

Sold to some desperate electric vehicle corporation needing someway to boost sales.

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Captain Button · January 6, 2026

Penelope is assistant manager, right? So she's in charge?

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Bookbeard · January 6, 2026

In charge, sure, but not in control.

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Sean Kinlin · January 6, 2026

It's a cover of a song by Ass of Bass.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 6, 2026

I saw the sign It’s big and round and fine I saw the sign

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Sean Kinlin · January 6, 2026

New remix just plopped - er, dropped.

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Shawn K. Younkin · January 6, 2026

See? SEE?? That song is something that Hanners would TOTALLY sing!

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Sean Kinlin · January 6, 2026

Thou art vindicated.

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Michael Opinante · January 6, 2026

Hanner booty spotted!

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Czarzhan · January 6, 2026

Okay, I feel a little better about Ayo now.

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NinjaZaku · January 6, 2026

Things are not any less weird when Dora is around, come on now. She keeps melee weaponry under the bar and one of her regular customers is a slab of metal with a cup holder attached to it

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Captain Button · January 6, 2026

And a spiderbot sucking up to their boss.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · January 6, 2026

UnsssUnsssUnsssUnsssUnsssUnsss

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Stewart MacWilliam · January 6, 2026

So will Sven help Ayo sell "My Ass"? And if so, how big of a hit will it be?

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el_zilcho · January 6, 2026

It’ll be the biggest buttock-themed phenomenon since Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

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Wynn Donivan · January 6, 2026

Ah, earworms

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RickVoidSA · January 6, 2026

I'll say though, Ayo's got an ass worth singing about. That curve in the last panel...

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SpazzyC · January 6, 2026

Pump up the jam! Pump it up!

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Bookbeard · January 6, 2026

Inflate the fruit preserves!

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Bookbeard · January 6, 2026

Right, of course, because everything was *totally* normal when Dora was here.

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Captain Button · January 6, 2026

Why is Dora not there? Away on honeymoon with Tai?

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Travis Young · January 6, 2026

I had the same question

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Peter McDevitt · January 6, 2026

and Sven is here to write "Butt's Disease: The Album."

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · January 6, 2026

I've got a fever, and the only cure is more butts!

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ValdVin · January 6, 2026

Hanners leaning on the counter like that, while singing, is a bit of a treat.

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Call me Ishmael · January 6, 2026

I'm wondering whether the tune's stuck in her head, or she's just talking to herself while googling the lyrics.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 6, 2026

Memories of the dubstep barbershop quartet from Dr McNinja here

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Michael Voorhis · January 6, 2026

I'm lost and feel I need some sort of reference material.... :-P

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Charles M Gooding · January 6, 2026

Well some of the early stuff... Really could have used references, and maybe links to music... If someone want to make that it would be awesome.

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Zig Justice · January 6, 2026

Pump up the volume Pump up the volume Pump up the volume Ass! Ass!

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Lord Crusade · January 6, 2026

It warms my heart to see, that even with so much of the world changing, QC will still have butts disease

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Taigan · January 6, 2026

Ass, Ass, Baby! 🎶

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · January 6, 2026

Take my like. Now leave.

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Michael · January 6, 2026

He really should know that with his career and everything