Now That's What I Call Music

buttz disease strikes early in the new year ...

I'm sorry, what made me guffaw was the "---off to a classy start"

I swear I just had this conversation with my kid

I've never identified with a character in QC more - I do the same thing and don't even know it. Subconscious failure of internal monologue? A friend called me out on it once and said I kept singing "Chick-chick-chick-chick-chicken in a can!" and I had to go make an actual little song when it was pointed out.

Thank goodness there are self-help books to help us deal with Butts Disease. My favorites are 'Getting Your Head Around Butts Disease' and "The Love Language of Butts Disease - A Tale of Many Tongues'. I keep them close to my computer whenever I'm reading QC.

Back before my cats passed away technically I was singing to them, which makes it ok.

I saw a patient who was singing about himself being high, he had a great voice and the song was really funny 😄 And it was extra funny watching people walk by and react to him - you could tell who was new in the ER and who had “been there, seen that” 😂

Oddly "A song of butts and farts" is also the title of Pintsize's long-form AO3 project. OK, one of his AO3 projects.

🎵Farty rock is in the hoooouse tonight🎶

If Ayo would just apply herself, she could turn this little song into the first movement of a Toot Suite.

Sometimes I just dance like a drunk medical student without realising.

implausible deniability

top ten songs of 2026 in the making

High overhead a merciless sun shines down on a town of unsuspecting asses. These asses are attached to legs and feet, and to torsos and arms and hands, and distantly even necks and heads. These asses, dear listeners, are full of toots and farts. Pray for these asses, dear listeners, for the time of music is upon them. Pray for yourselves, Dear Listeners, for the time of music is upon US ALL. Welcome to ButtVale.

"A Song of Butts and Farts" George RR Martins first story in fifth grade.

It’s a “my brain is turned off so I can do repetitive tasks” song. We’ve all been there. I’ll admit that most of us aren’t as cute when in the trance. … Anyone else sing a “Willie the Worm” song?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

My brain once made up a mean song about Caillou to the tune of the Caillou song, and I really liked it because I hated that show, but then I forgot the lyrics and now I'm mad about that, too. Can anyone help? Does anyone know the mean Caillou song that I only sang to my wife and then we both forgot?

I, too, have this brain issue. My brain made up a song to the tune of Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof, but instead of Matchmaker it was, "Boxmuncher, boxmuncher munch me some box, find me a munch, munch me some box..."

Starting the new year off with a bang. And a fart and a toot toot toot.

Ayo is a perfect being 😌

I am appalled by butts disease. No one make lyrics about butt stuff around me.

...somehow, Butts Disease returned

...later, the song eventually made it to #2 on the charts...

That is exactly the kind of song my grandfather used to sing to us grandchildren back in the early 1970s.

off to a classy fart amirite

So many of us have been waiting for George Arse Arse Fartin' to write the next book in that series...something about "Winds"...

ah yes the new hit fantasy series A Song of Butts and Farts

THIS is the QC that has been a beloved part of my life for close to two decades. 🩷

butts butts butts 12

Sheesh, Hanners, real mature.

Any hope of Butts disease recovery is now long gone....

Hey, man, is that Ass Rock?

I've heard worse.

that’s the exact kind of song I sing about my greyhounds. “Your”, though.

Make me think of the "Magical Fruit"!

The followup to "Coconuts" [affectionate]

butts disease is back baybeeeeee

If only that was the cringiest thing so far...

Yesssss this is the questionable content I come here for

I read the title, and before I read the comic, I said to myself "It's going to be a fart joke."

Hahahahaha.

being an author means always having a character to blame the intrusive thoughts on

A Song of Butts and Farts was one of George R. R. Martins most underrated novels.

🎵 My ass it has a first name It's T - O - O - T - S My ass it has a second name It's F - A - R - T - S Oh, I love to toot and fart all day And if you ask me why, I'll say 'Cause toots and farts and having gas Are my ass's way of giving sass!

Thank goodness Sven wasn’t around because he could turn Ayo’s song into a hit ad jingle for one of those EV companies.

The kids at my boyfriend's family's Christmas we're listening to a song called Poop Burger on repeat, it was awful

I dunno Hanners... that really does sound like something you would sing.

Famously covered in an ocarina arrangement by Le Pétomane.

My brain does similar shit, at least in dreams. Leaves me in sketchy parts of cities I’ve never been to with malfunctioning Google Maps, Uber, and Lyft. Used to be no pants, missed semesters, and forgotten locker combinations. Welcome to the future, I guess.

My original song "Welcome To The Ass Parade" didn't do the numbers I had hoped it would.

Ooo, that's a button. Doing something and trying to pin it on someone who calls you on it. Especially something embarrassing. Especially on someone who had anxiety like Hanners. I actually want to smack Ayo right now.

“My Ass”, Deathmole’s new release!

Butts butts butts butts....

Jeph your butts disease is back

My brain does stuff too. This one time when I was working at a store that had nature stuff, I had to go clear out the basement storage. There were bags of sand down there, and when I picked one up it was super heavy. So I checked the bag to see if there was any kind of indication of how much it weighed, and the label said something stupid like "1 bushel". And so I thought to myself, "That's useless; how much does a bushel of sand weigh?" And I swear to glob my brain just answered like it was a totally different person and was all, "That depends on where you take it." And I gave it some thought and I was like, "Oh yeah, I mean, I guess if it were on the moon it wouldn't weigh as much. But also, NOT HELPFUL." Stupid brain.

clASSy.

Off to an assy start

DJ Assault has entered the chat. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

Someone needs to follow her around recording her music. Sounds at least as good as what is on the radio.

It's a got a beat, though let's workshop the lyrics...

Oh no! Does she have butts disease?

You just know someone is going to attempt putting that to music now, thanks Jeph

...gassy start?

Has Ayo been introduced to Pintsize?

clASSy

#1 chart topper.

Ha! 😂

She KNEW what she was doing to Hanners there.