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The Observer
January 11, 2026

The Observer

In Which Ayo Gets An Idea

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dcy665 . · January 12, 2026

I am rereading from the beginning. It is enjoyable to watch your art mature. Also, Angus, oh Angus. First Sven, now the doom machine himself arrives. Sorry, Angus, I clearly remember the arc. Not necessarily as you wrote it, but clear enough to read the tea leaves of doom

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Chris Warren · January 12, 2026

It's like that Harry Sally movie. (Even though Hannelore's true love is Anh.)

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enchantedsleeper · January 11, 2026

Oh boy xD I can't wait for Ayo to advance this thesis to Dora (...when she gets back from her honeymoon), who might make some coffee just so that she can choke on it in amused disbelief

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Stephen Wells · January 11, 2026

This ship Is a FRIEND ship This ship (sung to This Train by Sister Rosetta Tharpe, of course).

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Mark · January 11, 2026

Yes Ayo, they are A thing, just not THAT thing!

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Daniel Burnett · January 11, 2026

I genuinely ship these too. Because I wanna see Hanners get out of her shell more and I think Sven is a very out of shell move. And I think a relationship with Hanners would let Sven explore a romance not based on sex. Also I think they’re super cute together and I want it.

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Steve McSheffrey · January 11, 2026

It would be a growth experience for both AND highly entertaining.

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Stephen Wells · January 11, 2026

Let's be fair: by Ayo standards this isn't that bad an idea.

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EnterTheHero · January 11, 2026

If anything, it’s one of her better ideas

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Nulgar · January 11, 2026

To further torpedo the ship, while Hanners is polite as always, I usually interpret her saying things with eyes closed as being slightly uncomfortable: talking about her childhood, the idea of holding a stick of burning magnesium that spews tiny fireballs onto your hand... Sven's joke does resolve the tension, though.

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enchantedsleeper · January 11, 2026

I don't think that's true; she's the one who brought up the topic of sparklers in the first place, and she has the same expression on her face in panel 2 as in panel 4. She didn't suddenly start looking uncomfortable after Sven mentioned her childhood. Hanners also brings up growing up in space pretty readily.

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AB · January 11, 2026

OK, so now I have a selection of songs by The Flaming Lips stuck in my head and I am not particularly mad about that.

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ValdVin · January 12, 2026

You're not alone, in-universe and IRL. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=357#

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Bob the Fish Productions · January 11, 2026

They migrate to Britain in the autumn to die in the wet

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Alasdair Mackintosh · January 11, 2026

On the 5th of November, in fact

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Killrain42 · January 11, 2026

Can't make out that note too well. That an ACAB at the bottom?

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Czarzhan · January 11, 2026

- Wash your hands - No biting - Always defer to Hanners - ACAB

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Thisguy · January 11, 2026

I mean, Hannalore is Sven's closest platonic female friend who's not a relative. They do kind of have those vibes, so its an easy mistake to make.

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Bill Silvia · January 11, 2026

I didn't think Sven's banter would be quite so Marten-y.

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NinjaZaku · January 11, 2026

Ayo. Ayo no. Whatever you're thinking, stop it. Nothing good can come from playing matchmaker here.

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Nulgar · January 11, 2026

I think she assumes they're already together. The drama will come when she inadvertently drops hints about this to Dora.

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James A. Whitney · January 11, 2026

It took my longer than I'd like to admit to understand the last panel, because I kept assuming she was reading the note on the door and I couldn't figure out which of the items she was referring to. Or how it connected to the rest of the comic. :P

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Thisguy · January 11, 2026

Yeah, the note was distracting, I kept re-reading it thinking "does Dora have written on it "Don't dater my brother, he's a hot mess"?

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Andrea Andrew · January 11, 2026

And then May walks in, they catch up, and Ayo’s response: “wait! You two….are totally platonic friends.”

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Valerie Kaplan · January 11, 2026

They ARE a thing! A platonic thing!

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darklion · January 11, 2026

ayo no u

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Carol Foley · January 11, 2026

I ship them as becoming besties. Like Faye and Martin but without the "will they/won't they".

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Richard · January 11, 2026

A bonus callback to Ayo saying she has a lot more ass than her sister. (BookBeard will probably cite the exact strip.)

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Stewart MacWilliam · January 11, 2026

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5169

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SilverbackRon · January 11, 2026

We have all had that thought at least once over the years. Honestly Sven & Hanners make one of the most interesting friendships in QC. It is so fun to see someone new get the wrong idea. This can only go well.

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Finvaara · January 11, 2026

It's easy to misunderstand, but Sven isn't a fireman who also happens to be hypoallergenic and fully encased in a safety cover when not in use. Hanners also does not appear to be peace and quiet or a medium amount of fully anonymous career success, which seem to be Sven's main wants at the moment.

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Stewart MacWilliam · January 11, 2026

I think it's time for Sven to encounter Tall Momo.

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Sean Kinlin · January 11, 2026

Ashes to ashes, fun to funky... Yeah, Major Tom probably would have lit off sparklers in his capsule.

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darklion · January 11, 2026

He was lighting off something, for sure

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Joseph Bonnar · January 11, 2026

Grab yourself some popcorn and gather round the table! Ayo's gonna set things on fire! She's a good human truly But with ideas she's unruly, And that's my rhyme as far as I am able!

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Alias Fakename · January 11, 2026

We were all thinking it. Or, well, not that they were a thing, but that they COULD BECOME a thing. Like, OK, years ago, it'd have seemed impossible, but with Sven improving as a person, and Hannelore making as much progress as she's made with her own problems, I dunno, it doesn't feel quite as out of the realm of possibility as it once did. If I'm wrong, and they won't become a thing, I'd like to think I'd be fine with that, since they still work well as just friends. All I'm saying is, I can see the vision here.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 11, 2026

I notice your name and it takes me back to my first reading of "Bored of the Rings". :)

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SithMaddie · January 11, 2026

Is there a story of the ACAB on the sign specific to the shop or just in general. Either way agree

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Packy Anderson · January 11, 2026

It's why Roko is no longer a C: she realized ACAB, and didn't want to be a B.

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awgiedawgie · January 11, 2026

The one thing Ayo really should never do is get an idea.

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Sean Kinlin · January 11, 2026

And certainly not an idear.

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Ed Marshall · January 11, 2026

This comic is now merely an excuse for Jeph to draw Ayo's butt

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Joseph Bonnar · January 11, 2026

And Millefeule's butt, and Roko's butt, and Elliot's butt.

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Doug DeJulio · January 11, 2026

Oh, oh no, no. No dear, no.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 11, 2026

Oh yes, yes yes yes! In CTHULHU'S NAME, YES!

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R L · January 11, 2026

Ayo has the right idea IMO. It's just also impossible in multiple realms.

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Brian · January 11, 2026

I like the sign

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Joseph Bonnar · January 11, 2026

Yes. ALWAYS defer to Hanners.

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Graydon Armstrong · January 11, 2026

Ay-no...

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Kristina · January 11, 2026

ACAB 🤘

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Joseph McGrath · January 11, 2026

Yes! I saw that. What does it mean?!

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Dervalanana · January 11, 2026

These kinds of wrong ideas are the best ideas Not to be shared with anyone, or forced into reality. Absolutely not. But the best idea to let rattle around the head

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DVW · January 11, 2026

Ayo's got a butt on her

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Hambone · January 11, 2026

Well, she WAS singing about it earlier...

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Yelling Bird · January 11, 2026

That dirty fuckboy Sven better stay the hell away from my sweet, sweet, Hannelore! (Guys, you realize I'm kidding, right?)

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RaptorShadow · January 11, 2026

They've already dated! (technically)

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Drazi · January 11, 2026

I like this friendship. Sounds like ne and my wife. I'm ace too, before you try to tell me twuuu wuv means it's not. 😅

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ellafine · January 11, 2026

Ace but not aro, then? I enjoy expanding my understanding of these things. Thank you for sharing your experience.

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Natalia Uribe Wilson · January 11, 2026

Excellent list on the door. Good advice.

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Lawrence David Thompson · January 11, 2026

Do they serve ICE or HSI? I hope not.

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Absentia · January 11, 2026

All ICE agents get a special drink just for them (its an empty cup with a drawing of a middle finger at the bottom)

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Drazi · January 11, 2026

Hehe

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BobC · January 11, 2026

Isn't there a song Sven's supposed to be writing? What's with this dilly-dallying?

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Phil_M · January 11, 2026

He's probably writing it in the back of his mind as he speaks. You think he needs to *think* to compose?

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Bookbeard · January 11, 2026

Nevermind I hate Ayo now. ... Okay fine I don't really, but also a big-ass nope to the Sven/Hanners ship. It's the actual worst idea and I will not be convinced otherwise. It's okay to just let friends be friends. Not every human connection needs to be romantic, in fact sometimes it can be more meaningful when it isn't. In my personal, subjective, and entirely correct opinion, this is one of those times.

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Thunder · January 11, 2026

I mean, a platonic thing is still a thing XD But yeah. Hanners and Sven are in a good place right now, and neither really has any attraction to the other in a romantic sense. For many, MANY reasons, only some of which Ayo is aware of.

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Sero · January 11, 2026

I mean, I get it, Ayo, I remember Sven and Hanners' date (and honestly it went fucking perfectly) but don't get your hopes too high, kiddo. 😂

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Thea · January 11, 2026

ACAB should be on every reminder sheet.

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Morgan Byrd · January 11, 2026

I mean I don’t *not* ship it

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kai bach · January 11, 2026

I'm might be in the minority but I think Sven/Hanners could be a good thing for both of them, maybe even now. Sven seems like he's trying to not be a piece of shit and Hanners is in the mindset to try something new. Either way I'm shipping them

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Finvaara · January 11, 2026

It's true, you might be in the minority.

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Evan Embree · January 11, 2026

Ah yeah getting back to it. Awkwardness, space station Lore, making up random Shit, Writing in the background of the coffee shop, Romantic misunderstanding, and ending on a butt! This is what QC is all about! instant classic, Lol!

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LH · January 11, 2026

why yes Ayo, 2+2 does indeed equal 5

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Sean Kinlin · January 11, 2026

Now we see the result of the Ayo preview that Jeph gave us a couple weeks ago.

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Green · January 11, 2026

Haha, aww, even before I got to Ayo's panel I was thinking about how much I love Sven and Hannelore's friendship. They have Such a great dynamic, ever since they went on that fake date. 😊

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Daryl Sawyer · January 11, 2026

If by "a thing" Ayo means "actually friends, which is a rarity for Sven where women are concerned", then yes. (Yes, I know that's not what she means.)

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Michael Steamweed · January 11, 2026

-wash ur hands -no biting -always defer to Hanners -ACAB Very important truths. *nods

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Fart Captor · January 11, 2026

YES BITING 😤

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Joe Crow - Words & Pictures · January 11, 2026

“Always defer to Hanners” …so, at what point do we admit that Hanners is actually running CoD?

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Captain Button · January 11, 2026

She has to fight Penelope to the death first, and dump her in the quarry.

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Adarsh Nednur · January 11, 2026

Me reading the last panel: My ship is canon! 🚢 Me reading the alt text thingy: My ship is sunk again 😔 I still think Svennelore is a good match for each other!

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Joseph Bonnar · January 11, 2026

So what I'm hearing here is: DAMN THE TORPEDOS! Full speed ahead!

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Taigan · January 11, 2026

Then she got an idea. An *awful* idea. The Ayo got a wonderful *AWFUL* idea. 😈

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William Cole · January 11, 2026

Does this end with her gaining the strength of 10 Ayos, plus 2?

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ValdVin · January 11, 2026

"No biting"? Every sign exists for a reason. What's this one for?

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Miyaa · January 11, 2026

Probably something that Faye did.

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kupo · January 11, 2026

Ancient ship sighted. All hands brace for impact...

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Captain Button · January 11, 2026

Rut roh

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Chris Driggers · January 11, 2026

::Romcom intensifies::

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Elizabeth Rosenzweig, PhD · January 11, 2026

For what it's worth, I greatly enjoy the "thing" that Sven and Hannelore actually have. It's good for both of them for their own individual reasons. Also, Ayo's butt looks really good in the last panel. lol butts lol

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Ailadi · January 11, 2026

We're pleased to see this non-romcom relationship continue its sweet way. A reminder that platonic besties don't require-or exclude- specific genders. 🌈

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Irene Knapp · January 11, 2026

hahaha oh, wow. I very much want to see how this plays out.

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chili sunrise · January 11, 2026

Ayo not realizing she’s stepping into years of drama:

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Celine Chamberlin · January 11, 2026

Why am I suddenly shipping those two? Damn you, Ayo.

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Adam · January 11, 2026

Love that last little reminder ♥️

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · January 11, 2026

I like it, but I don't love it.

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Egos · January 11, 2026

Haha I think steph just sees hanner as like a lil sister who socially awkward

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Miyaa · January 11, 2026

Nooo, Ayo. This is not a shiipp.

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David Durant · January 11, 2026

Oh god. Don't get me wrong, I think Sven and Hanners would make a lovely couple (romantic couples don't have to have a physical relationship). But, at the same time, oh god.

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Brendan Luster · January 11, 2026

many have tried, including Hanners

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Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts · January 11, 2026

oh, this can only go well >:3

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Michael · January 11, 2026

Just because they vibe doesn't mean it's romantic

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Eric Sieck · January 11, 2026

Or maybe a right one!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · January 11, 2026

Always Check: Adequate Beans?

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Dracon Atrox · January 11, 2026

All Cops Are Bas%@<ds

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Sparky · January 11, 2026

Stupid Cupid is my thing

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MindGoblin · January 11, 2026

Oh this can't end badly at all

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Lord Crusade · January 11, 2026

Uh oh, Ayo

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Elizabeth Rosenzweig, PhD · January 11, 2026

Uh oh, A-getti-yos?