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August 14, 2025

SavageLove #979

Once again, I successfully evaded Dan Savage's security team, wrestled the mic out of his hands, and hijacked another episode of his podcast!

Savage Lovecast #979: The Dog Ate My Vibrator

If my calculations are correct, I thiiiiiink this is my 17th* time as a guest """expert""" on the show??? My little notepad I've been using to track this since 2019 says I've been on episodes 422, 496, 528, 535, 545, 551, 571, 585, 592, 616, 664, 668, 686, 752, 842, 900, and now... Episode 979.

*(Not counting the time I had a call played in 2011 or 2012 for a themed Horrible Holiday Stories show where I recounted this story. Sorry, I didn't save that episode number!)

Unfortunately, my segment is reserved for his paying Magnum subscribers, so it's not publicly available.

Fortunately I have permission to share my excerpt here on the Patreon for my paying subscribers! ...I just gotta... figure out how to edit the audio file. Gimme a sec, I'm old now.

Anyway, if you're already a Magnum subscriber to Savage's podcast, you can go listen to us talk right now! My bit starts around the 49 minute mark.

If you're a paid member of this Patreon, hang tight, I'll get it uploaded here sometime... later.

Comments (3)

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Brian Christgau · August 15, 2025

That's seriously awesome. I'm a straight guy and I always really enjoyed his columns and podcasts. And, of course, your interviews are always a delight.

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Sky · August 15, 2025

I can picture the episode tally notebook and it is making me smile. I'm also impressed you know where it is

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Erika Moen · August 15, 2025

Wahaha, well honestly, it's a digital notepad, so pretty easy to keep track of it in my laptop /:)