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October 9, 2026

Episode 32: Apologies, Francis Bourgeois, I Was Not Familiar With Your Game

Hello and welcome to another episode of Tran Girlismo! On this episode, Jordan rounds up the racing season as it comes to its conclusion. Then, the girls watch the new Grand Tour; as you can predict, one of them is a downer about it. (Spoilers though: Francis rocks.) The two of them discuss the new BMW 3 Series (in gas, yet again), and then Jordan fills us in on her latest pleasure cruise exploring the Allegheny Mountains.

AS A REMINDER FOR SEATTLE PEEPS: If you want to attend a really cool queer car meet and say hi to Victoria, come swing on by Mose Auto (700 S Orchard St, Seattle, WA 98108) from 2-6 PM in Seattle's Georgetown neighborhood, where she'll be tabling for her day job at TRACTION!

And of course as always, the girls' opening theme is from Horse Tranquilizer Simulator by Stella Spazzatura, and they are kept out of going to prison forever by the wonderful Alex/Harmful Park, who is available for work and you should hire, too!

Related Stories:
IMSA Petit Le Mans Highlights @Youtube
New Gas 3 Series @TopGear.com
Gas 3 Series Pricing In USA @TopGear.com
Average New Car Prices @KBB.com
Hagerty Road of the Year (PA 144) @Hagerty

Comments (38)

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alexcheetah79 · October 27, 2026

The only good road I have found in PA so far was PA 666, since it was on the way to Pittsburgh. Haven't had much chance to explore other roads in the State, although West Virginia has amazing backroads, very underrated. Also, I only went to Knoxville, Tennessee because of that Simpsons skit. But I was surprised by how Queer folk there was; I would recommend it if you're in the area. It's also pretty close to the Tail of the Dragon.

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James Mead · October 18, 2026

“In EVs analog gauges are impossible” No they aren’t. You still having spinning fucking shafts

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scara b · October 16, 2026

I get the criticism, I think theres an episode later in the order that really worked better. the thing about this is this is a show I can sit down and watch with my parents and they're actually engaged which is getting rare today with everything either being 1 season and done, or another cop show like bluebloods or NCIS:Everywhere it seems like the show did well enough amazon is going to give them another season so hopefully they get to touch the format and really do what they want now that its launched

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Jamie Swedler · October 14, 2026

Re: gas and electric cars sharing bodies On the one hand, it can help carry forward an existing design language into the EV lines, and provide economies of scale for shared components. On the other hand, my Volvo C40 has a transmission tunnel.

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Thomas Gleeson · October 12, 2026

This show is great and for me at least the future of car media is two trans women talking (and bitching) about stuff. Its real and relatable and if the grand tour learned any of that it would be better off. <3

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Madison sees out her Camaro w womens intuition · October 12, 2026

December moved to the top of the name list when y'all introduced me to November Kelly in ep 2. I'm also in a discord w an October which is kinda fun :-)

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Universally Idiotic · October 11, 2026

As a rare map-brained American, the Grim Oil Rants caused me to start habitually checking liveuamap again and I can now report that the Houthis have encircled the city of Taiz which seems to be the last major city before Aden

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Universally Idiotic · October 11, 2026

So, you know, im sure Saudi Arabia is totally gonna win this, any day now, surely.

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Penile_Sparing_Vaginoplasty folds nicely inside · October 10, 2026

Hears *"TNG",* stares at phone. I did NOT start Jesse Gender!?! :) You should have her on for ST:any takes 😁

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Dean · October 10, 2026

I do get Victoria's criticism of it. I hate how I had to watch it on Amazon for instance that my wife had forgotten to cancel, I hate how nothing is affordable anymore. But because I was already a fan of the three of them, I was just happy to see more content from them, especially together. Yeah it was a bit awkward, but I did really enjoy it, and hope they get more of a chance at it. Although I really don't want to give Jeff Amazon another £10 or whatever for a month of Prime again. I really wish it was just Throttle House featuring Francis if that was at all possible.

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Aerial Badger Release · October 9, 2026

Oh FUCK I just got the May-December romance joke!!! Jordan, you clever minx…

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Jerri wants to join the Guadalajara Drive Deviant · October 9, 2026

FYI, GDL means "Guadalajara" because if I spell it out then I can't get anything else into the name. Yes, I live in Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico. It's so fucking awesome here. I live about four blocks from Avenida Chipultipec, which has been called "the Queerest Street in Mexico". So yeah, if you're in Guadalajara and you listen to Tran Girlismo, DM / email me for meetup details!

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Stephen Chu · October 10, 2026

Good to have an explanation, because googling “GDL Meaning” for me came up with a type of driver’s license and an antisemitic hate group so I came looking in the comments to see if there was a different meaning!

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T M · October 9, 2026

(@5:16) LOVE YOU TWO 💖 (and everyone behind the scenes to make the show possible) New episode drops are one of the shiny moments of happy in my week, macro-level YEAH THINGS AREN'T GREAT but micro-level I'm just happy to be in this bucket with y'all :)

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Nikon Coolpix S3000 · October 9, 2026

pls call the Top Gear bonus episodes Kill Jeremy Clarkson, thanks

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I simp for pigeons · October 9, 2026

Definitely feel Victoria's jeep sticker shock. I have to do something similar for my 01 Jeep WJ😮‍💨

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Kiyoshi_the_Okie · October 9, 2026

Speaking of Homestuck, y’all have read “Gideon The Ninth” right? If not, you should check it out. It’s got swords and lesbians and stuff.

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Jerri wants to join the Guadalajara Drive Deviant · October 9, 2026

I once described Gideon the Ninth as "In the Warhammer 40K universe, a cozy murder happens" [complimentary]

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Mike Gray · October 9, 2026

On the subject of the new 3 series, has nobody noticed that the interior is absolute doodoo ass garbage? Like they took all of Tesla's worst ideas and ran with it. I, for one, will not be buying one of these in 15 years when it's fully depreciated.

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Fern Slater · October 9, 2026

My guess at the "There will cum soft trans" is it is a joke on the Ray Bradbury short story "There Will Come Soft Rains" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Will_Come_Soft_Rains_(short_story)

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Fern Slater · October 9, 2026

Combined with the obvious joke of hey, go on E and you can't get hard anymore but depending on your HRT load-out, can still cum

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Aerial Badger Release · October 9, 2026

Regarding the new Grand Tour, I entirely agree with all of Victoria’s criticisms and found myself enjoying it at least as much as Jordan. If anything, I was enjoying it -more- for meta reasons of seeing the new boys’ personalities peek out from around the archaic show structure now and then. [but jfc, the “kei pride” gag was a way worse version of the already-cringe gag in Throttle House’s F355 video] I’d welcome another season, but have plenty Throttle House to tide myself over with until then. …just nobody show Victoria the episode of TNG where Riker falls in love with an enby who then gets sent to the reeducation brainwashing gulag…

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James Cézanne-Taipale · October 9, 2026

“Next week more oil.” *My vision has a picture of Drakes Well fade in*

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cavira cavidura · October 9, 2026

It'd be very funny if during the race in Italy the weather would have a normal one and dump like 5 inches of snow on that part of Italy. It's not that unlikely, iirc it happened the last two years in a row xD

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Father Slime · October 9, 2026

Seeing Francis in the fisheye on my algorithm a year or so ago was invigorating! Earnest enjoyment with a new… perspective. Didn’t know he was this popular now and am disappointed to hear he was caricatured by the writers/attempted 2005ness.

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DrShockMaster · October 9, 2026

I feel like 90ish% of car youtube is either we wanna be Top Gear or we wanna be Roadkill.

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Woke's back on the menu boys(gender neutral) · October 9, 2026

Im glad my names spark strong emotions every week. But i actually do have fuckin bugs in my Prius C from shoving two 100lb haybales in the back. Happy Halloween ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

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Syd · October 9, 2026

I, too, have experienced a few BMW Reliability Moments at a Western PA gas station in my old hand-me-down 7 series. people are very kind around there

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Josie Yaman Productions · October 9, 2026

Yall’s show is always the highlight of my Thursday evening

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Lain of the Wired · October 9, 2026

ngl bringing up the gellar thing really fucked up my evening lmao

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Tran Girlismo (& Victoria Scott) · October 9, 2026

Sorry, we have both been really upset about it too :(

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Remember, remember, give all money to November · October 9, 2026

Rejected titles for Victoria's Oil Segment: Oils Well That Ends Well Diesel Knievel Drones, Pipelines, and Refineries! Oh My! Trans Girl-oil-smo Bad News, Everyone! It's a Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit World Shapes Place Power Hour Oil and Fucked-Up-Shit by Victoria Dostoevsky You Win Again, Pessimism Strait Out Of Hell Welcome to Gasville. Population: Victoria. Lady Victoria's Horror by D.H. Lawrence The most depressed woman in Seattle would like to share a word To Oil! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. All Oiled Up With Victoria Scott

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FreeBard42 · October 9, 2026

"Tran Girlismoil"

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arlen sauer · October 9, 2026

Anybody watch the Garfield and Friends cartoon back in the day where he was always trying to mail that runt kitten Nermal in box to Abu Dhabi? I'd pay good money to someone to photoshop Nermal onto a Houthi rebel flag.

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ItsTimeToGoToTheShapesPlace · October 9, 2026

While I can't find a good flag for the Houthis, here'sal a link to Nermal with the Abu Dhabi flag: https://bsky.app/profile/notimetoday.northsky.social/post/3mxi4gvqeb22v

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Loqi finally stopped using her real name · October 9, 2026

You two are fantastic and doing a wonderful job. The world is shit. Losing a parent is extremely shitty, I've done it too.

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yearning for big butch werewolf wife · October 9, 2026

good episode two thumbs up you should talk about the lincoln mark viii

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Camoose the Uncrackable Egg · October 9, 2026

Hey Victoria! It be cool to see a new patreon banner with you posing with the jeep. XD