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April 12, 2026

Midnight Update

"You are going to see Blood Meridian by April 13th at the latest..." - Me, two weeks ago

Wow, what an actual idiot I was then. So young and innocent. I had yet to realize, then, that I absolutely had to read Moby Dick and could NOT ignore the Gnostic theology of it all. I'm glad I stopped trying to avoid those two things, including them has made the video immeasurably better.

April 19th.

Ray Con were very good to me, and gave me a little breathing room. The reality is: if they hadn't done so, I straight-up would have broken the contract. This has become far too dear to me. I don't want to say it'll be my "best video ever" because the shit I've made is so varied that's sort of impossible to say? It's all about taste. It is, undoubtedly, my most-researched video ever and, as far as I can tell, a genuine addition to the discourse surrounding Blood Meridian. I think it's my smartest video ever, for what that's worth.

Someone has to have noticed what I did. But I've looked. In the video, I promise to make a sequel to "How Femboys Won the Vietnam War" IF someone can locate another instance where this connection has been noticed.

Here is the intro. The video will be around 2.5 hours long. It's as short as I could possibly make it. I hate making long videos.

Thank you for your patience,

DJ PC

Comments (37)

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Karanbir Singh · April 19, 2026

You are not consistently great, you have flashes of brilliance, and i love that about you. Your videos feel human, more so than any other video essayists i watch. You are a beautiful soul DJ Peach Cobbler, i want you to fuck my wife.

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Cynical_historic · April 15, 2026

We're almost there, boys and girls.

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Elijah Waggoner · April 15, 2026

Christ have mercy on my soul im so excited for the Geronimo video I gave up hope and read blood meridian before the podcast episode.

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No Payments · April 13, 2026

Heck yeah brother I’m excited

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Abdimalik Elmi · April 13, 2026

I can’t wait to watch this video while eating lunch

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Bird · April 13, 2026

I'm jonesing for some Cobbler!!! Also, MD video in future? Read it a while back, keep meaning to give it a second go-around. Would love some unhinged rambles to make sense of it.

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Shane Souders · April 13, 2026

It’s so interesting watching someone go through the same journey with this book as I did. When reading MD really pay attention to the whiteness of the whale chapter. It might also help to read Hans Jonas’ book on Gnosticism.

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Hunter Roach · April 13, 2026

So fucking excited. Take your time

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Samuel Kaiser · April 13, 2026

Very excited to see it. We do not mind long content at all!

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Paul Van Natten · April 12, 2026

All Cobbler videos are great, so take your time and make us proud!

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Sagi G · April 12, 2026

I actually prefer your longer videos, its more content

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Savissa Foster · April 12, 2026

Looking forward to watching it and rewatching it again. I’m glad you were able to get the sponsorship extension.

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Kevin Arteaga · April 12, 2026

I am extremely excited for this… your videos are really the only ones I carve out time to really sit and watch these days. I don’t work or do chores or something else while it plays in the background, I just pay attention

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Soul_less · April 12, 2026

Another banger video is always worth the wait

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Matt Barrett · April 12, 2026

Happy that you are taking the time to make your art. I just dont want you feeling pressured by timelines promises made before knowing all what you wanted to say. You got this and are going great work

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Big Mudd · April 12, 2026

Would you recommend reading the book before watching the video?

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Ist ein Idiot der aus dem Müll kroch · April 12, 2026

2,5 h is diddly squat! With how often I have rewatched the entire DJ-🍑y-🥧 history videography it will not be noticeable to the algorithm smh. /jest Lotsa love, take your time Peachman and continue focusing on making stuff you want to make and that you are proud of ❤️

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Mason FDA · April 12, 2026

4am update. I still cant fall asleep :(

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Natjar · April 12, 2026

Dude that's actually amazing for me because that's my birthday! I'm getting Cobbler's magnum opus on my B-Day lol!

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Savissa Foster · April 12, 2026

Funny cause April 13th is my birthday, so it moved from mine to yours. lol

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kostoglotov · April 12, 2026

After this one, make a video about Bad Boy Bubby !!! Come oooonn buddy, do it for your old pal Ray, the one who made the right turn. ... I'll give you five dollars. Bad Boy Bubby. Five dollars. And pizza for cat.

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SpicySorrow · April 12, 2026

Do you have any good recommendations for books on Gnosticism?

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Ist ein Idiot der aus dem Müll kroch · April 12, 2026

There is a very good YT channel called „esoterica“, where a someone who was up until end of last year a professor at a university who academically taught things like that. He happens to have an introductory series on Gnosticism and it’s philosophy.

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Conner Slone · April 12, 2026

But what if we want a sequel to How Femboys won Vietnam anyway lmao? Love the content man. I know it’ll be worth the wait!

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DJ Peach Cobbler · April 12, 2026

Then you best find a source I couldn’t. If it exists, I want to know!

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Schadenfreudian_Slip · April 12, 2026

I await it with open arms and a mind fresh from all the internetification of the story.

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THE LAST KINGSMAN · April 12, 2026

his feet are light and nimble he never sleeps he says he will never die

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MachGlacier · April 12, 2026

More researched than Mad God of the Yucatan?! Jebus H. Dicks

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The Israeli Defense Forces · April 12, 2026

I've just started reading moby dick. It's SO up DJ's wheelhouse I'm so surprised he is yet to have read it.

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Razimatazim · April 12, 2026

The last of the true. The last of the true. I’d say they’ve all gone under now saving thee. Would you not?

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Matthew McKinleu · April 12, 2026

I support any rambles, essays, and shit post. Looking forward to the video!

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Paul Ratreides · April 12, 2026

2.5 hours long and I'll still watch it a hundred times, thanks for the update

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Archie Pixels · April 12, 2026

Holy shit that footage looks amazing

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Adam Buckley · April 12, 2026

2.5 hours? Jesus Christ, and I thought the Mad God video was long. Gonna be great though, the podcast video was enlightening as to your thoughts on the video.

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Great Britton · April 12, 2026

For a story as big as blood meridian 2.5 hours is pretty short

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MOB 100 · April 12, 2026

Can't wait

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Eh... · April 12, 2026

Thank you Mr Con!