July Ramble Voting

jenny university til i'm old and gray

I think an Acolyte ramble would be awesome!

I dream of the day we finally get to hear you rant about ponies

Allegories for prejudices in kids media seems like an interesting intellectual exercise

the most important trees with faces!! i yearn

I hope Jenny finally takes Thea’s job.

pizza chain tier ranking is calling to me

Someday, fish will win this ranking and all you unbelievers will rue your doubt.

I just want to say that the cryptid topic is my dream topic. I feel like Jenny watched “Monsters and Mysteries in America” back in the day, on Destination America. I know she said she watched “A Haunting.”

CONTROVERSIAL PONY TAKES PLEAAASSSEEE

Love the cryptid suggestion but are there 20? I’m a peripheral fan of the genre and don’t even need both hands to count them? 😂

If the silly Hallmark idea gets thru I hope Jenny goes absurd with the drama of it instead of laboriously explaining how to run a popular crafting channel LMAO ... although I did strangely enjoy the Fur-bearing trout ASMR......

I need to see the cryptid video because Champ is all Vermont has besides The Grateful Dead and Ben n Jerry's

No love for music tastes :/

Outstanding crop of topics this month, hats off to the big bosses

Important trees with faces because she never made the Apple Pie Tree video 😔

YAY! Wolviepool would be soooo funny! #justsayn

Okay since it seems like Prejudice Allegory Children's Media is winning I want to put it out there that, if you wasn't immediately obvious already, you absolutely HAVE to talk about Disney Channel Original Movie Franchise Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, it's A R T.

One day can we all just let Jenny university have its moment 😭

I know Hannibal will probably never win, but I'll still vote for it every time

CRYPTIDS, CRYPTIDS, CRYPTIDS PLEASE!!! Cuz, it’s a subject that my nephew & I bond over

Day 20437 of voting for Jenny university: knowing it won’t win, but desperately hoping it does

I know it’s not going to win, but I voted for “Trees with Faces” because I feel like she could knock out a 6 hour video off the cuff and still just be scratching the surface

Maybe people are voting for the prejudice topic because it has the highest degree of difficulty and Jenny is the GOAT. She’ll do a triple somersault quadruple twist and nail the landing! I’m sorry. I’ve been watching the Olympics.

I for one, am excited to hear about weird prejudice allegories in children's media

Would love to hear you talk about Deadpool for a bit

I want mlp hot takes I dont want racism! (Ignores the weird pony racism)

I’ve often been described as having cryptid energy, as in I’m “more interesting in theory”, and “only blurry non-descript images of me through a treeline” exist

august betty cardigan PLEAAASE

Also I can't think of anything more pedantic and annoying than a full video nitpicking how babys first racism allegory is not a fully consistent worldview.

If there are no more votes for Jenny University I am dead.

hi jenny

Wow these are some tough choices we have to make! I hope many of this month’s topics will show up next month too because I would love to see them become videos

I've started voting for horse girl topics even though I don't care about horses just because I want the horse girls to be happy

Hallmark such a deep cut

So many great options!

Hallmark. When you care enough to mock the very best.

also it's not going to happen but i would love to hear jenny talk about the "IMMERSIVE" train themed restaurant on royal caribbean's newest ship

every month the choice feels so obvious (tier ranking fish) and every month the other patrons let me down

Your original Hallmark-crafts video has been the gateway drug for me and everyone I've pressed it on, so definitely excited about the prospect of a return to these waters (filled with dry ice, colored corn syrup, and plastic bugs, served in a light-up wine bottle).

I’m hoping the cryptids finally get their day in the sun…but then again, if they do, perhaps they’ll no longer be cryptids 🤔

I love the movie Fly Away Home. My son was obsessed and I guess I was too. The ending always makes me cry. Every ….. time.

Just think of all the potential gourami lore we could have!

Weeping and begging for horse content

Rooting for Jenny University or Neopets/Virtual Pets to finally have their moment in the sun... it doesn't seem like the Hannibal topics will ever have the chance this round but hopefully someday. Also okay the trees with faces reviews one is genius, bravo to whoever is responsible for that one. But if none of these get it, I would be more than happy seeing Jenny react to people finding animatronics, would be the exact kind of energy neeed. EDIT: Wait holy shit I just saw the Fly Away Home one. Okay, here's the thing, when I was a child, for some reason, that movie was a favorite for teachers to show us in class whenever we needed a class movie night, we were shown it an ungodly amount of times in school. (Okay, no, maybe just two-three, but it felt like a lot because it happened in two different schools). And yeah, in a weird way, it does have a horse-girl-movie energy despite the 'horse' in this case not having any horse energy at all (not being something that is dangerous and large), but the story and the arc and the girl's dynamic with her dad does have strong echoes of that kind of movie, so I would looove to see her talk about that, and it also feels like a very Jenny movie to talk about.

We need trees with faces to be reviewed!

One of these days the coveted Jenny Chao Garden ramble video will happen...

Lots of good new topics, and classics returning. Good job topic suggesters! Neopets ftw

Thank you for suggesting the tree face topic, kind stranger

tier ranking fish will always have my vote!!!!

ef u kud chenj yer fayte . . . woodja?

I'm happy with the crop of front runners but I am most hopeful for the chaos discussion!!!!

please consider the my little pony takes

Weird allegories are yall serious. -_-

I desperately need all of y’all to let jenny talk about hannibal — it is the one tv show i love most that all of my friends have still yet to watch, like her takes on it will be desperate fodder for my soul 🙏🏻🙏🏻

"Jenny reacts to people finding abandoned animatronics" is a MUST, c'mon people! Please please please it's my anniversary and all my wife wants is a Jenny animatronic video <3

Absolutely shocked Hannibal isn't getting more votes

I was just watching the Hallmark DIY video, I love that one. "No Nicole, not wine bottles!" Whatever happened to Nicole, who was really snarky. Maybe Jenny can track her down. I bet Nicole is still trying to make statement necklaces cool. :)

Jenny would you ever collab with the Dropout people? I feel like you would be an awesome guest on so many of their shows.

I am once again begging for controversial pony takes.

every month I’m gonna vote for tier ranking fish and pray that next month it magically becomes a front runner

Jenny leclue!!! I adore that game

I AM BEGGING YOU ON MY HANDS AND KNEES FOR THE CONTROVERSIAL PONY TAKES!!!

Incredible list this month. Shout out to all the new people who clearly have started going through the back catalog and are suggesting based on what they've noticed. There are some really good ones in here!

Pitch for Fly Away Home: It’s a 90s movie about a girl who rescues geese and teaches them to migrate by flying a tiny goose-shaped aircraft Starring Anna Paquin, Jeff Daniels, and Dana Delany Would be super nostalgic for everyone who’s seen it before and I think it is legitimately good but also has a lot of weird 90s charm for those who haven’t And I think it has Horse Girl Energy and I want to see if Jenny agrees!

Really hoping for cryptids, but I wouldn’t even be disappointed by any of these options

Born to vote tier ranking fish, forced to vote top ten cryptids 😔

One of these ramble polls should be all horse related topics

Hallmark, Hallmark, Hallmark

Honestly I think breaking down weird allegories for prejudice is way too serious of a topic for a ramble. Talking about racism isn't exactly low-stakes fun, I imagine it would be a lot of pressure.

I need to know if Thea will be welcomed back to Jenny Nicholson's Party 101

Ooooh the hallmark one!!!

come onn Tier Ranking Fish come ooonnn

shocking and controversial my little pony takes…save us

Cryptids!!!

so many amazing options here

Just one?!!!

Hannibal when???!!!!

These are all so good this month, but also, JENNY UNIVERSITY 'TILL I DIE

I am once again begging for cryptids.

Egregious cameos?

chao garden today, chao garden tomorrow, chao garden forever

i know that weird prejudice allegories are interesting but what could she possibly have to say about them. maybe i’m missing context but someone please lmk if she’s ever even talked about something similar besides in her MLP generation 5 video where she very quickly addressed it

Neeed Jenny's thoughts on the illegal and insidious black market within the Chao Garden

first time voting, this is so democratic skwaaa 🦅

I need an abandoned animatronics video desperately

Throwing in my obligatory vote for August Betty Cardigan 🫡 #swifties

I’d be thrilled to see the witch who single-handedly ended racism in 2017 take us on a magical tour through the land of outdated prejudices in kids media! ✨

I'll vote for Jenny University every time it's offered. One day we will prevail

Regardless of the voting turns out, and knowing absolutely nothing about how Jenny would envision it, I would TOTALLY attend Jenny University.

JENNY UNIVERSITY HERE WE COME

So many good choices this time around! I wanna see Jenny freaking out at old animatronics so bad!

Please god, I love cryptids 🙏

i feel like companion creature or cryptids should finally get their time to shine. but i really also wanna hear jenny talk about her mlp hot takes because i can just imagine it’ll be one of those videos that she actually seems really excited to make.

If you talk about weird prejiduce allegories you simply must bring up disney’s zombies — every detail is a punch to the face

hannibal 😭♥️ im just so happy to see the masterpiece on the board again whoop whoop~!

As with any election, it’s important to educate yourself on the candidates before voting. The uninformed should watch the “Overpriced Experiences” ramble and skip to 24min and enjoy what is personally my all-time favorite Jenny moment in which Jenny loses her entire mind over an abandoned Vegas dragon animatronic

This month is stacked, I voted for like half the topics and I would love any of them.

Rest in peace, Trapped at a Death Star with Sheev Palpatine.

I will vote for Hannibal every month until it wins.

What about a deep dive into HerInteractive Nancy Drew games 👀

Ooh there’s so many silly extremely niche ranked lists this month, I love those

I need to know what a Jenny Nicholson cryptid would be like

what is august betty and cardigan

Lord I just know tier ranking fish would be a masterpiece

I think this is the most stacked the topic list has been in a while

Come on trees with faces!!

I'm surprised trees with faces isn't higher priority for everyone

One month, it’ll finally be MLP hot takes…

oh i NEED the abandoned animatronic video

Oh boy the options are growing