Jenny plans a day at a Disney park for her worst enemy

Needing something about an hour or so long to watch, I decided to fire up this one from 2 years ago that I haven't watched yet, since I only joined the Patreon a little under a year ago. My partner and I are east coasters and therefore WDW goers. Last year, she and I went to California Adventure and Disneyland for our first time ever, I am so happy we did, because if not, I don't think we would have understood just how true everything that Jenny's worst enemy was going through is. I felt like Han Solo talking about the Force in Ep VII. Great video, also loved the secondary ramble at the end.

I love this short story about the most unfortunate person on earth

I'm glad you put us in the roll of the worst enemy, I felt immersed in the experience as I was overheating in real life trying to take out all these blackberry bushes in all my protective gear while hearing about how I was also really hot waiting in line in the baking sun in toon town where nobody would sell me a drink because I didn't book an online reservation-order

Do you have a video on how to have the best day? Like the best rides, best meals, when to plan meal times, how to know if it's worth waiting for a ride, what to do if there's a long line somewhere, etc. Edit: I don't know why I'm asking because I live in South Africa and we don't have theme parks really and I am on disability benefits - it's not like I could afford it anyway lmao But I am just curious and I like your videos. You're clearly an expert on the topic of theme parks.

I like to picture Eugene Mulvehill as your worst enemy. It helps me not feel sad for someone experiencing the kind of day you described, because he probably does deserve to have that kind of day.

My husband was shouting and throwing our arms up in frustration all throughout this, like we were watching a sports game. Is this enemy a moron??? Why were they wearing JEANS in July, in SoCal?? You were very kind with getting your enemy through security smoothly in the morning. Also, the way I screamed in horror about the churro and the sticky goo dripping everywhere! Finally, very charitable not having your enemy run into midnight construction on the 5 going home, while they have to pee. Oh, and everyone is correct: Disneyland Paris is the absolute worst. We live here and have annual passes.

Why did I end up feeling sad for this fictional worst enemy by the end

It doesn’t sound that different from my average theme park experience lol

A wait in line that's 200 minutes would make for a horrible day just about anywhere

You're kidding, but I live in Virginia and the 4thofJuly is very much like that here. Maybe send your enemy to Busch Gardens Williamburg.

This ivideo made me look up Big Thunder Mountain railroad, and unbeknownst to me, apparantly it has a 70% accuracy rate of getting people to pass kidney stones????????? Is that common knowledge???

damn now i feel rlly bad for my worst enemy

please do this again but for disneyworld

The Avatar church play ideas are perfection. I could see it all so clearly as you described it.

Youth Pastor as Parker Selfrage!

I hope if I ever have a worthy adversary they are as merciful as this.

i think it's so cute that in Jenny planning a day for her worst enemy, the worst of it is they have a tummy ache for a little while and they're overtired and mildly disappointed at the end of it

This brought up so much childhood trauma ToT I totally forgot how much I could tell my parents were having a bad time at disney because small things were going wrong and it cost so much!

The last time I went to Disney was for my daughter's third birthday, and we all got norovirus 😭 ugh it was so bad. Also i was expecting jenny to have us be in line for a ride and for it to shut down. This happened to me on Indiana Jones and the rise of the resistance (twice!)

I’m from Winnipeg and I live about 10 minutes away from the main Church of the Rock location, so I feel like I have a duty to go in there and show them the last 10 minutes of this video

for how overpriced disney is though, the fact you need to plan so meticulously on exact meals and rides you’re doing minute by minute, to slightly avoid having a day that isn’t like this is criminal

“The worst park is Hollywood studios” *my spirit animal*

If you're high and want to have a guaranteed bad trip, watch this vid 😭😭😭 the 2nd person pov makes it too personal </33

Sometimes I get a bit of Disney fomo since I’ve never been, so this dispelled that nicely!

The one time I went to disney was not good at all, in fact it was a lot like that 😭 It was in Paris too, so I guess I now know that's just how that park is lmao Two separate times we stood in a really long line only for the attraction to just break right before we were supposed to go in?? So we only ended up going on a couple rides (which were admittedly really cool). It rained for a really long time, it was super crowded, my little sister was really upset. She's also really scared of people in mascot suits and that didn't help 😭 But the park was really beautiful and I'm still glad I had an opportunity to go at all. I got a really cute baby Groot plushie of incredible quality, I have him next to my bed all the time<3

I'm really surprised there was no vomiting whatsoever. My worst day would 100% include them throwing up and/or being thrown up on

I was so worried when I put the pins in my pocket 😭 at least those survived

The DND session I didn't know I needed. You always deliver Jenny!

As a fellow former dl cm, I was cackling so hard by the point of rope dropping for WEB and dead by the very end of it all - favorite ramble, thanks Jenny

My toddler fell asleep in line for the Nemo ride and then woke up again during the volcano sequence. I can't imagine how shocking that must have been!

the thunder mountain story gave me genuine full body chills Jenny wtf happened in the tunnel?!?!

i’m only 14 minutes in and this is already doing psychic damage to me good job jenny

Just like all the women in my life, despite how much I love her, she still hates me.

I hate how the worst day at disney is just... an average day at disney in 2024 </3 </3

i love asmr jenny

i've never been to disney but based on what i've heard from others, what jenny is describing seems like an average day at the parks

Just hearing the day is fucking stressful

Honestly i think i would rather hear about the freak fatal final-destination-style accident that killed me on a ride and be scared of rollercoasters forever than imagine being put through this extremely demoralising, sad, stressful indictment of genie plus full of common pitfalls that i know im not against falling into. this is honestly so deeply terrifying in a guttural way

Imagining myself going through this is giving me anxiety lol

this felt like a 2020s voight-kampff test "you're buying the 15$ chili dog. why are you buying the chili dog? why do you do it?"

i got a blue milk??? what was i thinking…

I can’t get over how easy it sounds to have a terrible time at Disney

I just keep watching this over and over

I feel like this was planned for a Disney exec stripped of their powers for a day and lured to the park. A Point is being made.

Randy Moore goes to Disney

I really thought I was going to forget to take my Infinity Gauntlet bag with me at some point, leaving it behind for the first opportunist to find and abscond with

Every time I hear about another 'widespread' American tradition/trait I am newly confused, and I have lived in the US for my entire life lolll

This really feels like Jenny wrote a Goosebumps choose your own adventure book but for adults? Its actually my worse nightmare to get to a food stall only to be told I have to a. Install an app to order anything and b. order in advance for a pickup time. I feel stress at the idea of optimising an expensive daytrip to a crowded attraction lest you ruin the experience on a deep and visceral level lol

When I lived in SoCal (20 minutes away from Anaheim) we never went on the 4th of July. We had year passes and would sometimes just go a random Tuesday evening to see a parade and fireworks and would go random weekend for a day but never on a holiday/blackout day

My most annoying Disneyland experience happened on July 11, 1999. The US Women had just won the soccer World Cup at the Rose Bowl and were coming to Disneyland for a celebration. We arrived a few hours early and camped next to a rope fence that surrounded the event area... prime location. A few minutes before the start, a flock of Disney suits arrived and stood directly in front of us on the other side of the rope, blocking our view. Appeal to cast members provided no relief. They just gave a knowing shrug.

Toxic group dynamic would have been so painfully good. I need Jenny's take on "weird bachelorette party goes to Disneyland"

Omg the Avatar Easter play casting and treatment was everything.

This was made so much worse by the fact that you gave us the benefit of the doubt for everything… like we still got on rides, but everything in between was just sad and made me feel like “why did I come here today?” 😂 I had gotten way too into character by the middle of the video and when I had to take my Darth Vader funny Mickey ears off I felt the sting so much. I felt so foolish for being Jenny’s enemy.

"...staring into each other's eyes for the entire duration of the ride..." (Perfection)

I feel like ive just watched a witch lay out an extremely specific curse on someone after being minorly slighted.

Jenny is an actual monster. Someone needs to stop her and her evil travel plans!

I watched this video with a 102 degree fever and even though I have never been to a theme park in my life I felt like I experienced it all first person. 11/10 fever dream

Lol I'm at 19 minutes and this is just a normal day at Disney, isn't it? Throw in a couple of 6-to-8-year-olds who ABSOLUTELY MUST meet and have photos taken with every single character no matter how long the lines (and they whine the entire time you're waiting but still insist on waiting) and also beg for expensive food items that they then refuse to eat. Now we're talking.

my worst park day irl was on a school trip when I was dumped in hollywood studios at rope drop after waking up at 3am for a flight and told to come back at park close. the great movie ride wasnt even open that day. i took a nap in one of the restaurant booths

I haven't had much experience with theme parks for the last... at least 15 years, but the thought of waiting longer than 20 minutes for a ride feels insane to me.

It seems either way, Disney parks can always have the potential to become nightmarish overpriced experiences any day now...for anyone.

I started to feel real bad for our enemy by the third patriotic marching band

Did not have "bludgeon a small child" on my worst day bingo card. That one was next level.

not the spiderman one first with the infinity gauntlet😭 this is my karma

"oh wow i just went to disneyland paris i hope nothing makes me feel bad about the decission of going to the only disney park in europe" "So yeah people say that the worst ones are the paris ones" "Oh..."

This was incredible. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I feel like this was an exercise in degradation

My family's first and only day in Magic Kingdom was overshadowed by 3 hours of torrential downpours practically locking us into the waiting area of the PhilharMagic or whatever it was called across from Small World. They closed nearly everything because people were blocking emergency exits to try and get out of the rain, so they couldn't even run the indoor attractions.

My 4-year-old came in while I was watching this and she was DELIGHTED to see how many 'animals' you had in your room. She would like to be you when she grows up. I would be pleased with this outcome.

I have those asthma based coughing fits too.

I'm flattered that as a worst enemy, Jenny still considers me to be pretty optimistic in the face of a terrible park day.

This was stressful to listen to lol.

I’m easily tricked into buying themed food. This means I’ve purchased one of those terrible “special” churros. The one I got was like cinnamon redhot flavored. So terrible.

I got curious about the thunder mountain railroad thing, and I think I found what your friend saw! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pupo4faLnU is it here, on the ceiling at 3:35? If not there, maybe it could have been another area that had similar access grates? If that is what it was, I think they might be a fire safety thing, so that exiting passengers don't have to go through an exiting plume of smoke in an emergency, maybe?

Slooooowly working my way through the content, here and elsewhere, trying to savour it but failing pretty badly because I can easily binge it. Just wanted to say that I would watch a mainstream, late night talk show hosted by Jenny 5 nights a week. No doubt she can, and should, get behind the camera someday and make some great things. But I would love to see more of her in front of the camera. I have never been to Disney parks, nor any parks except Canada's Wonderland, and Star Wars is the only Star Wars movie I revere, and I have almost zero, maybe 2%, intersection with her other interests. But she makes them wonderful to engage with, which is one helluva skill.

The church play was so spot on, I really want that to happen now.

I think I've possibly cracked the case on the Big Thunder Mountain scary tunnel situation (at least for what your friend saw). The tunnel is lined in sheet metal. You can see that in this video at 5:14: https://youtu.be/XgYCOQVZB0I?si=i9SJIHm2CYTnVaDg However, I think they also have strange purple lights inside the tunnel. They look to maybe be mining lanterns and they don't seem to emit much light. They also don't seem to be turned on all the time because they aren't in every video I've seen. The clearest shot of them I've seen is at 2:07 of this video: https://youtu.be/bVP82m5KdDY?si=cWdxlm-Ph6usOCAw They can also be seen at 2:05 in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8kqTqmHo5Y Maybe they reflect weirdly off the sheet metal in real life.

That freaky Big Thunder Mountain experience has given me a newfound fear of that ride lmao. I didn't know about the accident until now. I guess I gotta look out for the shimmery sheet metal next time I'm on it!

I think you are featured in this patmac video lol https://youtu.be/8533MJDpBac?si=RyW6Pm_WwOpEAOPD , you’ve probably seen before so sorry if it’s super redundant! I love patmac and it caught me off guard

I visited from out of state on 4th of July this year and the crowdedness is kind of overblown. It was definitely busy and crazy around the fireworks, but with Genie+ and park hoppers we casually strolled in like 10 mins after rope drop, rode Space Mountain, Star Tours, Teacups, Mr Toad's, Indy, Pirates, headed to DCA for lunch at Lamplighter then rode Incredicoaster, the swings, Soarin', Incredicoaster again, went to dinner at the Grand Californian pool bar, then Guardians and Monster's Inc. Headed back over to DL and the number of people camped out for fireworks even outside the gate was intense. Thanks to hardworking CMs doing crowd control we made it to Rivers of America and caught the end of Fantasmic and then watched the fireworks from there. Trying to get anywhere afterwards was obviously chaos and we had FPs for BTMRR but it was down so we rode Start Tours again to kill some time before we headed back to the hotel for the night. And this was with Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain, and Pooh all being closed, and Space Mountain, BTMRR, and Incredicoaster all having hours of downtime throughout the day.

i really thought a freak fatal ride accident was going to happen to your enemy on grizzly river run

Joined the Patreon to immediately become your fake worst enemy?! 🫡 Also imagining the avatar “I’m blue” gave me psychic damage, thank you.

I love how she called back the thick, uncomfortable wet jeans. Perfect for your worst enemy.

The trip she described was so vivid and specific I truly felt like I was reading a choose your own adventure book where I choose all the worst options. The Avatar Easter play was also just spot on, could very well see it being real, really great stuff. Jenny is honestly a masterful storyteller.

As someone who has never been to Disney, sounds like a lot of research goes into having any fun…

"Maybe I should talk like this the whole time." I'm not gonna lie, even more powerful Jenny ASMR would not be unwelcome.

Mint Oreo churro actually sounds pretty good ngl

I love that she perfectly described my only experience with the Tiki Room and not being able to get a Dole Whip. 😂😅

You know what this dodging of obstacles reminds me of? This scene from 1966 Batman The Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nri3o0KFg-8 (the marching bands)

Spittin bars

This exact situation with the dole whip happened to me 😪

Jenny I feel like you could turn this into a truly hilarious RPG

Crazy that she said Milo Thatch from Atlantis for the pin cuz that’s who I was literally imagining lolll

Amazing! A whole day for Randy Moore!

I've found that Jenny ramble videos make pretty good sleep aids, especially the ones that more or less a storytelling video with a descriptive narrative. This is almost a perfect example...except for the parts where I get too stressed out over something going wrong. If I am the enemy then this is super effective.

You could probably save Watcher's channel if you did the "disney tunnel" investigations with them

lol I love that it's just the average person's day

The Martin Freeman figurine moment made me wheeze laugh, idk why it cracked me up so much

I’m so sorry about your ordeal with the bedbugs at the Pittsburgh Wyndham hotel. Please don’t worry or stress if you delay posting any new content while you’re managing & dealing with this horrible situation. Heck, take a hiatus as long as necessary for your health & well being. As a new fan and Patreon member, I have a lot of your content to catch up on and enjoy. Please take care of yourself & stay strong, Jenny, you’ll get through this!

I’m sorry you weren’t feeling well. I hope you are feeling better.

I must be nuts cause this still sounds like a solid day to me

Oh this is a brilliant prompt. It's a perfect fit for Jenny's strengths as a videojournalist and entertainer.

You said 4th of July and I shouted "NOOO" out loud. 3 minutes in and I'm already shaking.

Somehow I missed this when you posted. 10/10 on both rambles. These were both ones I wanted to win so I'm so glad we got to learn about your masterpiece!!

Staring at the hat gave me a craving for a potato pancake buried in whipped cream.

This is evil 😤

This video just made me sad :(

One time I was right next to a couple of short little old ladies who had waited a long time for fireworks. A giant crowd had formed that you could barely move in. As soon as the lights went down for fireworks to start, the dad in front of them put his daughter on his shoulders, fully blocking their view and they had no hopes of getting another good view that late. They asked if he could put her down and he just told them "it is what it is."

It would be interesting to hear Jenny's worst day at a Disney park, excluding StarCruiser. Her job at Disneyland included. Then, in contrast, her best day.

This is diabolical and amazingly delivered, as always

I’m taking my partner to WDW later this year and this is the most horrifying content you could’ve possibly dropped on me. I’m now making a conspiracy theory board to plan my vacation and will now account for the Iron Man Infinity Gauntlet.

this honestly made me want to cry from stress LOL i will never make an enemy of jenny

I love this. Revenge is best served cold and with a side of nuance, like the Park Hopper pass!

I feel like we learned a little about the nature of Jenny’s social anxiety in this one with all the silent judgment in those Disneyland visit encounters. It’s very, very relatable.

Kinda surprised Jenny didn't say the quiet part out loud at the end as a shocking, twist reveal: "I'M not your worst enemy, Disney is. "This is just a normal day at the park. If you show up, foolishly, without some kind of itinerary, or downloaded app, or hours of your life spent planning out the perfect day, this is what your Disneyland experience will look like, you fool. "Honestly, what does it say about Disney and their current park experience when spending a day there makes you think that it sure would be nice if that Iron Man Infinity Gauntlet you were lugging around all day, smacking children with, were real, and you could pull it out and snap your fingers and make half the people disappear? But you can't, because it's not real... And the infinity stones are a hundred dollars each." Mic drop. Home girl is obviously still upset about the pole at the Star Wars hotel. As she should be. As we should be!

Yall I just saw so many videos of disneyland resort on the 4th and as someone who goes often, it was PACKED to a frightening degree

This makes me really glad that the last time I went to the Disney parks my mom bought a field guide book that was called something like “surviving Disney” and it was the reason why we had a great trip instead of a disaster like this, she literally had to do research first

I felt like things started truly getting evil around the 30 minute mark. I literally gasped like "oh no! we're gonna miss the fireworks after all that!D:" but IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT. (Yeah the edible hit while watching this video)

This plan is just so...understated in its torture. You could have made worse things happen, as you said about acts of God or missing the fireworks entirely. But this is so much eviller, somehow. And all those just uncomfortable, embarassing scenes rather than something more conventionally terrible (someone steals your wallet or you sprain your ankle) you chose to have these viscerally awkward scenarios and it's just horrible. Well done!

Just as viruses cannot evolve to become too deadly--lest it risk extinction-- so too did Jenny not make the day too miserable, lest the enemy just decide to call it a day and leave early. Maximum psychological damage is done when instead of cutting your losses and heading home early, you stay the entire day and keep trying to salvage the rest of the day. Only to fail repeatedly and end on a miserable note. Beautifully cruel!!

Jenny, I appreciate this video. I physically cannot watch it. It makes me way too anxious. I would never wanna make enemies with you, which is why I'm happy. I'm subscribed to your Patreon.

The cruel indignity of making us the type of Marvel fan to buy a large and unwieldy infinity gauntlet at the very start of our trip

I imagine this is the exact thought process of a Roller Coaster Tycoon guest. (especially the part about getting a big jovial hat)

this is what i assume that purgatory is like

It's interesting that going to Disneyland on the 4th sounds like a bad idea. A few years ago, my family attended King's Island on the 4th, and it was actually really nice! The park was pretty empty; so it was easy to get on rides. We figured that the 4th was a low-attendance day as most people spend the holiday at family BBQ's and firework shows. I guess Disney is different though? Or maybe it's a Midwest v West Coast thing?

doing the exact opposite of this schedule to determine the perfect day for the apple of her eye (that giant spider plush)

this is my favorite video

The idea of being on your feet on concrete for that long in a day makes my legs ache to think about

Did we steal the $25 pins? Lmao

By the end I feel extremely bad for this worst enemy 😅😂😭

My first time at a Disney park and I got bullied byJenny ToT

This legitimately stressed me out 😭

This is like something out of The Good Place.

This makes me feel better about the fact that my 2020 trip to Disney got canceled and then we decided we couldn't really afford it anyway and never rescheduled.

The summary of the evening meal being a $17/18 USD and being not great just made me contrast the sushi I got this evening for like $18 Canadian and it was great.

How do I shot web?

All Patreons know Jenny is a world-class expert on plot and theme, but we often forget this while watching our monthly Rambles. Specifically, she included a Chekhov's Gun, front and center -- The Infinity Gauntlet! Perhaps this is a subtle note that the Disney Parks might be a lot more fun if 50% of the guests...Just Vanished?

I'm not certain I ever want to go to a Disney park after this. Great job!

Also adding the shimmering uncanny Thunder Mountain tunnel to the list of haunted disney park legends btw

Absolutely genius to remove acts of god and intragroup conflict from the equation, it makes this day feel so much more diabolically *plausible*. All of the mistakes made in this scenario feel horribly like something I'd do, so sadly this video proves that I should steer clear of Disney for the foreseeable future... Bonus fun story: I had one chance to go to Disney World with family around 2011, but I turned it down because my then-girlfriend wanted to go to a big local concert happening at the same time (nobody in my family liked her so she wasn't added to the invite :P) That relationship is long over now, and seeing how inhospitable Disney parks have become since then, a tiny part of me wishes I chose the mouse over the girl, ha

Carrying around the merch and the awkward social interactions were the worst part of the video for me. I've spent a lot of my childhood summers in theme parks with my dad so I'm used to waiting in lines (not 200 minute ones, tho. We never had the patience for that haha) Absolutely would watch that Avatar church play. Hope you feel better soon. <3

SPEAK GENTLY TO US JENNY

Another wrench that could have been thrown in this is freak weather; it rained all day or was 115 degrees.

This was so visceral my cat started attacking my phone.

i love that aside from the marching bands it sounds like it's just…a day at disneyland in its current incarnation

Happy 4th Jenny! Maybe while that guy was driving home, a stray firework could've hit his car, just to complete his miserable day. Too much?

I had a day with this energy back in 2015, but weirdly it ended up being one of my happiest memories. My family went to Disney World on New Year's Eve (to see the fireworks!!) and we hadn't been to Disney World in many years, so we didn't know how a lot of things had changed there. We certainly didn't know that you could book restaurants in advance, so we kept bumbling into table-service restaurants and being told there was no seating because we didn't have reservations. We had planned to be in Epcot in the morning and then go over to Magic Kingdom for the fireworks, but early in the day, they announced that Magic Kingdom was full and nobody else could go over there for the day. We had FastPasses for some of the silliest rides: Test Track, Finding Nemo, and Journey into Imagination with Figment. We also did Spaceship Earth with a ludicrously long wait and the ride malfunctioned. The park was absolutely packed and everyone was already finding spots for the fireworks to camp out at at like 2 PM. My parents and grandma decided to go back to our campsite at Fort Wilderness while my siblings and I decided to take the boat over to Hollywood Studios because it was the only park that wasn't full. Hollywood Studios was weird at the time because they hadn't built Toy Story Land or Star Wars Land yet and there wasn't much to do. We waited in line for over 2 hours for Tower of Terror and then ended up watching those dancing Christmas lights in Streets of America (RIP) and singing and dancing along with them, which we actually all loved and had a fantastic time. At this point, our moods were brightened. We randomly had steak for dinner at the ABC Commissary at like 9 PM and kept laughing about getting steak from a fast food place. The Rock n Roller Coaster had like a 3 hour wait (so we'd miss the fireworks if we went on it) and we asked the ride attendant if the single rider line was shorter and she just handed us all free FastPasses and told us to hop in the FastPass queue. It was about 15 minutes long! At this point people were getting their spots for the fireworks and we learned the New Year's fireworks show at Hollywood Studios would feature modern pop music and not Disney music and that didn't appeal to us. So we left the park, went back to our campsite, and sat in lawn chairs on the beach watching the Magic Kingdom fireworks from across the lake with no sound. Then just walked back to our campsite and got a good night's sleep. We made all of the wrong choices, did all of the wrong things, and yet my favorite memory of vacationing with my family is singing and dancing along with the Christmas music in the Streets of America part of Hollywood Studios. It was the quality bonding time with my siblings and the kindness of the lady who handed us free FastPasses that made it good.

I especially love the Porg in this ramble. He’s looking on aghast as Jenny tortures the park attendant. “Jenny, how COULD you? What could it MEAN?”

Thank you for not breaking our beloved infinity gauntlet at the end there

Wow. I actually FELT the exhaustion of such a lackluster day. Jenny accidentally made a damning critique of late-stage capitalism.

I love that Jenny considered everything to inflict the most amount of damage possible. Emotional, physical, mental. 10/10, absolutely miserable experience.

Oh, and my first thought on Thunder Mountain: maybe they slowed it down through the tunnel and the ride feels rumblier as a result? IDK though, I'm not a roller coaster scientist.

This made me so anxious and I loved it. A new classic.

This is Roller Coaster Tycoon fanfic.

Hi new patron here. I did go watch Church of the Rock immediately after this video. Your Avatar pitch is perfect and I hope they listen (eventually)

It’s at least possible that “A subject matter expert professionally designs a guest’s worst possible theme park experience” is how we ended up with the Galactic Starcruiser video so I’m looking forward to this unlucky guy’s four-hour video essay about his trip to Disneyland!

The number of comments to the effect that Jen's "bad day" sounds like a normal day at Disney should wake people up. The park is absolutely gaming the crowd according to century-old gimmicks all the way from Barnum's circus to force as much non-event filler time in a day to reduce the support of activities. Including things Jen has mentioned before like the removal of bench seating to force you to visit a restaurant (and impulsively buy) in order to rest or tire out and leave early, wasting a portion of your "day" pass value. Disney is trying its best to ruin your day without you noticing.

The most realistic way Jenny could deal with her real worst enemy (by means of a day at a Disney Park) would be to lead an investor circle to buy a majority share of Disney stock and invite Iger to the park only to inform him he's fired.

I love the way your process your experiences. I really liked the Church of the Rock pitch. Your video about the church taught me something new. I had no idea Easter plays were a thing in our culture. The way you described that bad day at the Theme Park described how I experience theme parks. It was relatable. Thank you for being original and keep up the good work . I had recommended carpet cleaning videos in a previous comment as an avenue for you to explore. But I think more than that you might take a look at Life of Luxury videos. LaurenZSide has delved deeply into them so you wouldn’t be the first to vlog about them. But there is a lot humor and skill to their work. Anyway…..

Cha Cha the Frog 👀

Your Thunder Mountain ride experience reminded me of when me and my friends got stuck on the Yeti Expedition ride in Orlando without even realizing we were in danger. It was my first time to Orlando (or any Disney park) so I was walking into every experience blind. I was mostly following my friends because they had been there before. Of course I knew about the Yeti ride, as it was insanely popular at the time and is a thrill ride. The ride starts with the coaster moving up an incline that is suspended in mid-air, where it pauses halfway up to allow riders to read a "WARNING: YETI" sign. Well when we got to that sign we were paused for.....a suspiciously long time. Like two minutes just sitting in mid air. I was starting to worry something was wrong when the car started moving, and I assumed that I just didn't know much about the ride as it was my first time. There was an opportunity we had later in the day to go back to the Yeti ride and ride it again, as we all really liked it despite the way it started. The second time we rode the pause was like five to ten seconds tops, and only then did I realize something must have gone wrong the first time I rode it 🫠

diabolical. the sticky hands are what made me the most mad

I feel like I just got cursed

Okay I'm just now finding out I'm Jenny Nicholson's worst enemy? This is crazy...

Completely unrelated, but even though I know Jenny’s hat is of Daisy Duck, I kept seeing it as a large piece of cartoon toast and a hard boiled egg 😂

i REALLY want the church to put on your version it’s perfect

This has Choose Your Own Adventure energy and I love it.

Jenny, describing her worst enemy: "You really like rollercoasters."

This is diabolical

Forward this to Randy Moore

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined," -me, as your worst enemy, probably

This was such a a good video, it gave me a big ol spike in blood pressure but it's definitely going into the favorites lmao

This legitimately gave me anxiety. If there's a line of more than five people at my local kebab shop I nope out. This felt like all the fun of applying for a passport but with an exhausted Lobot laughing at how bad your picture looks.

Considering the heat of the day on July 4th and the difficulty your enemy had acquiring food & beverages, I was fully expecting the enemy to get heat stroke or something similar.

NGL, this video made me cry a little, cause as someone who literally hasn’t been to ANY theme park in >20 years (and Disneyland was the last one I went to, my freshman year of college) this “worst day ever” is literally what would probably happen to my family out of sheer ignorance 😖 The last time I was at Disneyland they only had paper fast passes and you were limited to, like, three a day. maneuvering the whole system now sounds like a full time JOB of planning things out and watching the clock and micromanaging each decision on the fly and oh wait, I’m a TEACHER, that sounds like my FULL time job, I don’t want to do all that on my dang vacation. So yeah, it breaks my heart that because of all the money-grubbing barriers to entry, despite being a California millennial who grew up going to the major theme parks regularly, my kids (ages 8 and 11) haven’t been ONCE.

I wasn't afraid of BTMRR and now I am.

July 4th at Magic Kingdom is the closest I’ve ever come to getting in a physical fight… too real

I would also kill to see the new hire (Le Fou from COTR's Beauty and the Beast show) play Miles Quaritch

Jenny you've really created an experience here. I'm having to take a break when the handle of my bag started digging into my hand.

This is what I feel any given day at a Disney theme park would be like.

This was an inspired bit of writing. Also, I've never met you, Jenny, but just know that if I ever do I've never done anything to slight you in the slightest please don't hurt me

So we are all in agreement here that Jenny should do this as a D&D with a bunch of her friends. To determine what kind of day they have at Disneyland? Jenny being the dungeon master OFC

This made me realize that Jenny‘s Starcruiser experience has been specifically engineered for her by someone who considers her their worst enemy.

I love how much of this itinerary isn’t necessarily bad attractions, but instead just the simple, myriad agonies of a modern Disneyland trip congealing into a tragically relatable experience

i have never been to disney and i kind of dont really like theme parks.. I’ve been to alabama adventure, and dollywood once despite living an hr away. this sounds a million times worse than dollywood for at least 5x the price. i would die

no need to feel guilty abut being late, your health comes first! I appreciated the bonus prompt, but please don't feel obligated to "make it up to us." Hope you feel better soon

I started to get anxiety at one point and had to remind myself this isn’t happening to me ; which I think means you did a good job planning a terrible day

Another great video! Your voice sounded fine! I’m so sorry you feel the need to apologize cause people complain about you being sick.

Love Jenny's reimagining of Rime of the Ancient Mariner where she replaces the albatross with an Iron Man Infinity Gauntlet.

Listening to this is like reading a japanese horror VN about characters stuck in a time loop at disneyland, 10/10

in addition, your significant other is a Harry Potter fan and is grouchy all day that you’re not at universal

As a new supporter I was over the moon to see the video drop and it was fantastic. With your internal metric for quality content, every new ramble will be appointment watching. I'm embarrassed how far I've gotten into the backlog, and it boggles the mind how great everything is. Impressed and humbled. Happy to be here.

I'm picturing the version of me who is your worst enemy getting trampled by the constant marching bands in the middle of Main Street, like Sideshow Bob

Thanks for the ramble, Jenny!! I loved your reworked Avatar lyrics. Sorry to hear you've not been well again - you seem to have had a real rough run of it in that regard lately. FWIW I don't mind at all if things run late, particularly if it's because you've been under the weather. You already do so much extra stuff for us! Colour me intrigued as to the ongoing furry mystery 🤔

Why does anyone go to Disney. It's a complete nightmare scam. Stop supporting them

Jeans in the summer is psychotic. She tried to sneak that past us but I see how diabolical that was. Especially if youre fat like me. God, she's good.

I really liked your voice at the start!

Kind of a suggestion for a ramble video which has like 100% already been suggested but I think a more in depth explanation of jennys g5(at the time) mlp series/ the applejack problem would be sooo cool 😊

This is so excellent but I can’t believe the Christian’s have gotten Jenny to tell us the story of Jesus like 20 times

I hope the marching bands are getting paid. They're putting in a lot of work today.

this is sick and twisted 😭

44 second coaster feels class actionable btw

I like when you pronounce "been" as "bean"

At the end when I was supposedly carrying around a large souvenir bag and a goofy hat I felt so beat down lol. I actually went to disneyland on fourth of july (the only time i went there) and there were not a lot of people - we got to ride space mountain like four times and i just thought that’s what fourth of july is like for disneyland. After this video im scared to even set foot in disneyland

why do I feel genuinely disappointed with how my day at disney went

I absolutely loved this episode thank you

Worst enemies is a great name for a fanbase

The only time I have been to Disneyland was with a friend for half a day and all we did was wait in line for the Cars ride for 3 hours. I’m still upset I have never been to Toontown!! Also, feel better Jenny!!

I out loud said “no not Peter Pan”😂

Damn Jenny didn’t even cast the girl who played Belle lol. She could be that lady helicopter pilot or something.

Still reeling from the reveal that Simba is the pastor’s daughter

I know french customer service is awful but i swear our country is worth visiting ! We also have very unique theme parks : i advise you check out the puy du fou Park !

I've never been to any sort of Disney park (since the UK doesn't have one, and despite going to Paris every year as a child my parents were very much not on board with going to Disneyland) but I feel the two theme park experiences I remember from childhood may explain why I haven't been back. 1, going to Thorpe Park near London as a child on a choir trip, being too scared to go on the big water slide, and deciding it was an excellent idea to idly look through the rest of my group's bags that they'd left with me. I didn't even want to steal anything, I was just curious. It turned out I was more visible from the top of said slide where they were than I thought. They were not impressed. I've been periodically remembering the episode and wanting to never speak to another person again for fear that they somehow know what I did ever since. 2, at Chessington (again, near London) with my 60-something year old aunt who somehow got forced on to the log flume with us. The ride photo from it consists of my aunt, my mother, and myself all looking utterly miserable and my much more carefree friend having the time of his life. So I am very sure I could entirely by my own doing manage to take Jenny's already intricately planned awful day and make it much, much more stupid and upsetting.

did jenny ever say what happened to the fnaf video?

Another masterpiece

I died at Jenny’s worst enemy’s favorite character being Martin Freeman in Black Panther, only to be suplexed in my grave by the Christian re-write of I’m Blue. 10/10 no notes.

This is how Randy Moore should be punished

I love the extra topic! Maybe don’t do it all the time because we would come to expect it but I really like the freewheeling variety show feeling.

I feel like I just narrowly escaped this day in the much less glamorous Six Flags America visit my brother and I planned to delight his two children. It was like 100 degrees the other week so we chickened out. Thankfully. But I’m still disappointed because we used to go to SFoGeorgia when we were kids in the 80s (rode the monster mansion when it was brand new) and I was imagining it would be like that. PROBABLY NOT tho because I can’t imagine my brother and I figuring out the ticketing angles, and they are most likely much simpler than Disneyland. Even the cheap parks try to sell you fast passes of some kind. Anyway, I’m sad, if anyone can recommend the right park for somewhere around Maryland where I can rediscover the magic of childhood let me know…

Of course Jenny's hypothetical worst enemy loves rollercoasters

I didn't realize how short the ride times are compared to the line times. I've never been to the parks but if this was my day I'd have left before noon.

This feels like I'm playing D&D and can't roll to save my life. Jenny would make a great DM.

I really hope this "furry adjacent" video is Warriors of Virtue, a truly insane movie that I would love to see unpacked.

truly the thing that makes this the worst day ever is the continuous efforts to have a good day and keep the energy high

I really hope you feel better soon, Jenny! ❤️‍🩹 I was also sick this month, so I understand 😷😞

Hope you feel better soon! Ive noticed you tend to be getting over a cold in quite a few of these rambles. I used to get sick very frequently. Turns out the apartment I was in had several health hazards that I couldnt see. It was sick building syndrome. Since I moved almost a year ago I haven't had even a slight cold. I dont know if that could be the case for you, or if you're even sick more often than normal, but I thought Id share just in case its helpful advice.

Boy, I needed a Jenny video today. Thank you so much for posting a ramble today!

I thought for sure Jenny was going to drown them on the big circle water ride

You are trapped! …In a island with a marching band

The hits really just kept coming, I loved it. Truly a masterwork by someone who knows the pain points in the parks inside and out. Getting saddled with that gauntlet box when there were still 15 hypothetical hours left on the clock was our own foolishness, but so many other tiny compounding miseries and awkwardnesses were totally believable missteps by someone just trying to have a fun time. Imagine all the thousands of people that have lived some version of this! The mid-day nausea really hit home for me—I did this to myself the last time I went to Hollywood Studios. We got there at park opening, did Rock n’ Roller Coaster first (which I remembered being SO cool when I was a kid, the last time I went to the parks) and I was swiftly reminded that I was over 30 now and much easier prey for motion sickness. Spent 10 minutes after the ride convinced I was going to throw up if I moved too fast and that I had doomed our park day right out of the gate. I was able to rally and get back into the action after a brief sit-down, but eating chicken tenders at that moment might actually have killed me.

I go to Disneyland quite a lot, and I love to send newbies my “how to do Disneyland right” e-mail. The evil perfection of this plan, from the boom boom gun of doing rope drop at California Adventure, is just chef kiss diabolical.

The only thing this worst Disneyland day was missing is the 4th of July fireworks getting cancelled due to high winds (because crispy-dry California)! But that's an "act of god" I suppose, haha. Great video!!

the tiki room mobile order section was entirely too relatable, that exact thing happened to me last time i was at disneyland 😔

Even just hearing about this day made me feel exhausted!

I'm not gonna lie, once we entered the river rapids ride I thought there was a possibility we were just gonna die (as people not infrequently do on these rides)

This video really makes me realize I need a PhD in amusement parks to have fun at one... I don't want to do that much prep to have amusement. Probably why I'm not a big fan lmao

Comic genious or evil genious? I can decide which, this might be both.

The church of the rock doesn't deserve Jenny. That is seriously the best pitch I've ever heard

I hate this. 😵‍💫

Ive never felt more threatened by a day at Disney

I was deeply delighted every time a marching band showed up. also the combo of an Iron Man gauntlet with no stones and an action figure of the token white dude from Black Panther paints an extraordinary picture of what person is your enemy.

Having to start out your day in DCA and the first attraction is web slingers? Now that is my version of theme park hell. It doesn't matter what happens the rest of the day. So. Bravo. Also, the walking back and forth to different lands trying to "hit" different rides because the group you are with is insisting, is also a version of hell.

wet jeans AND carrying around an infinity gauntlet that doesn’t even have any stones in it all day?? diabolical. just on their own that’s two of the worst things i could think of happening at a theme park… diabolical. i burst out laughing at “i’m blue” being the post resurrection song

Jenny! I went to Disney land Paris as a kid. I have a negative bias as I had the flu on that trip, but my parents can attest that it was completely miserable (bad food, bad rides, kinda dirty)

On the spectrum of how people treat their enemies Jigsaw is at one extreme and Jenny is at the other extreme. You don’t want to get on Jigsaw’s bad side but it seems pretty safe to get on Jenny’s bad side. The worst she’ll do to you is send you to bed without a Dole Whip.

This felt like the worst D&D setting ever. It will also be the closest I'll ever get to attending an honest to god theme park. Thank you Jenny.

I dreamed that the Avatar Church of the Rock Easter play was real and it was the best one yet but then the alarm rang and I had to get ready for work 😞

the constant use of 'you' makes it sound like glados is describing a new test chamber

god, the infinity gauntlet at the beginning was super insidious

as soon as jenny mentioned character pins i knew her enemy was going to pick milo from atlantis

How did the animals at the Disney petting zoo deal with fireworks? Or were they just used to it? Also, this was a fun one to actually treat as being addressed to me, both because I could wonder what I did to upset you to the point of Worst Enemy status and to think about “why did I buy this Gauntlet? I hate Iron Man… and now I’m eating meat?” 😂

"You order a blueberry muffin, the muffin disappoints you." This is like the moment in a Twilight Zone episode where you realize the deal you made with the devil has an unforseen downside...

So this is just a normal day at Disneyland. Haha haven’t finished yet, but I’m smiling and laughing imagining all these scenarios that I’ve experienced

SHE’S THE PASTOR’S DAUGHTER??

This video caused me to experience a truly extraordinary amount of anxiety wtf

If, just by chance, CotR is already working on an Avatar play, this video is going to be a big problem.

If CotR is already, just by chance, already working on an Avatar play, this video is going to be a serious problem.

This is such a great video of how to not do Disney

Wanna make this even worse. Instead of July 4th, just send them in December. Christmas at Disney can be amazing and beautiful, for about five minutes. Then the crowd levels sink in and it’s several days of long lines, long waits, constantly being pushed again people.

I’m surprised you didnt throw in a ride breaking down after standing in line for over an hour or waiting for the parade or fireworks show thinking you have the best viewing spot only to be told to move because the spot you’ve been waiting in was not designated for viewing.

Jenny: "I don't hate roller coasters" Also Jenny: "You (my worst enemy) love roller coasters" Loved this video. The not so hidden shade is great.

Very generous of you to assume nothing broke at any point in the day.

it seems way too easy to have a bad time at Disneyland

38:20 felt like an Escape from Tomorrow callback

As a Mennonite with family in Manitoba all the Mennonite jokes really get me

this is definitely one of your best patreon videos yet

i like that the church is too cheap to not reuse the nazi outfits yet they’ll buy enough snap to activate light up bracelets for the entire congregation

Jenny’s so nice that she even grants her worst enemy understanding of the park layout and time management

This might be my favourite patreon video yet, and further solidified my desire to never go to disneyland/world without some experienced person willing to curate the day for me

I couldnt believe the thumbnail was a foreshadowing to the double topic, great ramble this week!

Jenny's description of us being mocked by a crowd for not having the courage to commit to our big hat, while wearing her giant Daisy Duck hat has truly rocked my self-esteem.

Just started the video and wanted to quickly say that I hope you feel better soon Jenny! That sounds really uncomfortable, especially when it can escalate into asthma attacks, and it can't be easy when you have to talk at length and film multiple takes 💙

But Disney is a waste of time w long lines. You shouldn't have to hack the system and run around like a maniac. Jenny also has the power of health and youth- sitting on the ground in line is easier than walking 30 mins for alot of people who are older slower or have chronic illness. Id rather be shot in the head than go lol

great video so may I ask for the opposite topic as well? as in how to plan the perfect disney day for your bestest of friends (as much as disney allows considering they always seem to aim to change things for the worse)

I like how the worst enemy just quickly forgets about the accident with the kid and thinks about the Soarin' ride instead- completely justifying their newly gained reputation of being a monster lmao.

I was watching with my breakfast. what a gloomy topic to start the day, and week. 😂(And now half of the morning is already gone, a bleak and lazy day indeed.

Watching the worst day I feel like I need a video with Jenny giving her tips of how to optimize/plan a day at a disney park, because man that felt stressful.

hoarse girl energy

Omg when Jake Sully flew in to save the day... EVERYTHING. Great double ramble. Is the Barbie video still happening?

Thanks Jenny for the double ramble. That first one was genius, it dangled a thought of hope to having a good day to keep them there. I might've gone home at noon. lol. Hope you feel better Jenny, take care. :)

This one made me laugh so much! One of the best ones!

Jenny! You are a cruel and a vengeful god!

That surprise gift of the Avatar play summary made joining this Patreon page totally worth it

Is it just me or does it seem like that horrible day at Disney would actually be really easy to do if you were going there for the first time?

I want the Avatar church play now!

When Jenny said "You! You are my worst enemy!" I blacked out for a second

I think hoarse Jenny just kinda sounds like Jenny before she moved to her new place

You are having such a bad time in the park, so you stop to speak to guest services to complain about things, but the staff member you speak to is Jenny and she is your worst enemy. She's still a professional about things, but you feel stupid when she points out that it was your choice to come to the park on the 4th of July. You stumble as you go to leave, and you know she saw it happen.

jenny's idea of planning a worst day for her worst enemy including several caveats where she equips them with diligent fast-passing, endless money to buy crappy merch (specifically from movies she doesn't like if i'm remembering the non-disney animated movies video right), and conservative time estimates, and still also refusing to stoop to 'bringing their family into it', but including a callback to smacking a small child is so on brand. she's above bringing your mother into her hypothetical but random children are canon fodder. and it's very important to remember that your pants are dank in california july weather.

I would never wear jeans, let alone to a FULL THEME PARK DAY! The horror

This is way more painful than I expected and I’m only 16 minutes in. It was bad enough that I’m dumb to visit on a major holiday but I’m so much more tortured by all the little things the park has implemented that make it so much worse. That dole whip/tiki room ordeal gave me ptsd.

Perfect, I’m finally going to Disney and can make sure I hit the hot spots 👍 Thanks Jenny!

This felt like being in a Disneyland-themed DND session where I couldn't do anything right lol

I had a day almost beat for beat with this itinerary. 😂

For additional points, in the post-play sermon Pastor Mark claims to have thought Quaritch was the good guy and/or talks about how just off camera Pandora is actually a squalid poverty-stricken dump (potentially a pee-pee soaked heckhole).

I got vicarious motion sickness just hearing about the lurching train car.

What's the opposite of a jump-scare? Jump-squee? Jump-delight? That was my reaction to the Daisy helmet. This terrible Disney day made me appreciate that I've been fortunate with fast passes and food orders my last three visits, but maybe the system got worse in the one year since I was in Disneyworld and two years since Disneyland. Also mid-May is better than July. I also recall seeing the Infinity Gauntlets in Orlando, and thinking "Huh, neat," and "I will never buy this" in rapid succession. Things Disney Paris has that don't have equivalent or better versions in LA or Orlando: 1) they have a pretty fun Avengers ride although you do end up wondering why Iron Man speaks French but Captain Marvel doesn't; 2) Phantom Manor is a neat, slightly spookier version of Haunted Mansion, the best ride; 3) the Ratatouille restaurant was really good and neatly themed (maybe they have one in Epcot? I don't recall). Also I don't think the little ghost girl on Tower of Terror in Orlando pops back up to say "It will be worse if you scream" because "They know you're here, you have to be quiet" but I liked that extra touch. My friend was less enthused.

This is probably my second favorite ramble after the Supernatural one

Crossing my fingers that the secret content is about Meet Upon Main (the Disney dating app that's like $100 or something) because I still can't believe that's a real thing

I love when Jenny asks “What could it MEAN?”

I hope you feel better Jenny! I know you feel pressure to get these videos out especially will all the new patrons, but I hope you’re able to take care of yourself and know we’re happy to wait!

I was recently putting together a list of Jenny's enemies in my head, I've got: Randy Moore Ken Bretschneider That rude dad from Toverland Which one would you subject to this cursed day? Personally I think Randy Moore is disqualified.

Kicking myself for not getting a Cha Cha cup last RFC visit...

I just got home from Disneyland! This is hilarious and realistic.

As someone who hasn't been to Disneyland since the 90s I was so disturbed by your day. Though as soon as you picked the Fourth of July I was ready to leave so excellent job! Heat + crowds = my nightmare.

This is my new favorite ramble. The time updates have an ominous tone like the court scene in Chernobyl where they are going over the events leading to disaster in court.

Ok i've never been on old thunder mountain (or to disneyland) so this could be totally wrong, but for someone with no context i'm wondering if they changed the tunnel to make it more of a feature by adding set decor, shards of glass to make it look like a diamond mine inside the mountain maybe? and they slowed the train down so you can look at it. Just an unbiased persepective

Thank you for your videos, you're my favourite creator 💗 I went to Disneyland once, it was the Paris Park and it was Christmas Eve. It was so quiet. The longest wait we had was around 20 mins for some rollercoaster. I don't think I'll go back, just live off of the childhood memories.

where did this ramble topic come from??? i didnt even see it on the list and wasnt the list also just posted the other day? did i miss something lol

Hey! I'm sick too! Blah, but loved having two rant videos in one! Both very well-thought out. I really want the church of the rock to do that avatar idea now cus that would be hilarious and fun to see and would tell us that someone there is a patron

The second she brought up not wanting to use our family members to be one-dimensional digs at us I had an extremely vivid flashback to the Escape from Tomorrow video, as if writer/director Randy Moore didn’t trust me to remember it

Lovely video but missed opportunity to use hoarse girl energy

ASMR Jenny 😻

I like that Jenny's solo traveling worst-enemy wasted a lightning lane on Millenium Falcon, a ride with a single rider queue

I HATE carrying things around with me -- I won't even carry around a map or brochure if I can help it. The Thanos gauntlet paired with the wet jeans, all on a hot day where I can't get anything to eat... so your worst enemy is me, I take it.

I didn’t think I could have a worse day at Disney than the time my family decided it’d be a fun idea to try to do all four Disney World parks in a single day but like… at least I got to go on The Great Movie ride before it closed and I didn’t hit a small child with my infinity gauntlet so

I'm less than 5 minutes in and Jenny already would've ruined my day. Jeans in July in LA

I was starting to actively feel bad for my worst enemy

For the record- you always have A++ merch Jenny... ever think of making some for your fans?

damn I’m at the park by myself too? and in jeans?

I watch videos on my second monitor while drawing and Jenny's giant hat keeps catching the corner of my eye and distracting me. I wouldn't change a thing about it.

Wet jeans already making me uncomfortable

I haven't been to Disney since I was a child and I can't imagine going back and spending my adult human money to be hot in the sun in wet jeans. I'm such a baby on vacation that that alone would be a day ruiner for me, even without Jenny casting a malicious spell on me.

The amount of times “we” were inconsiderate to other patrons gave me a stomach ache 🙈 the video was delightful in the way vintage creepypasta are delightful

loved watching this video because a few weeks ago I was in charge of planning a single Disneyland day for my family. They were on the fence about whether they were “too old for Disney” now but were happy to go because they liked it when I was a kid and I’m a bit of a nerd about it now. But we had a PERFECT day and i worked real hard to plan it right but we rode everything we wanted to and only waited in 2 >15 minute lines. i felt like a god. i know it shouldn’t have to be such a tall order to have a good day but at least you feel very proud of yourself when it happens 😭

Good grief, leaving aside the series of unfortunate events that beset our nameless 'worst enemy', many things in this video are all too familiar. I remember buying wands at Universal Studio's Harry Potter land, and then struggling with either carrying them or finding a place to put them for the rest of the day...

The second person makes it feel like I made subpar choices in a Choose Your Own Adventure book. "You limp back to your budget hotel, peel off your soggy socks, and stare down at your pale, wrinkled feet. You pick the wet lint from between your toes and browse Google Sheets on your phone, recording each purchase into your budget-tracking spreadsheet. "'I can't afford to go home!' you gasp. 'Why didn't I buy roundtrip tickets?!' As panic takes hold, your gaze slowly turns toward the Infinity Gauntlet. "To attempt to scalp the Gauntlet, turn to page 16. To seek employment at the park, turn to page 32."

Pure gold! Love the recurring patriotic marching band parades!

I love that Jenny's nightmare of a day is clearly informed by all the small details that only someone who has been a frequent theme park patron would be able to put together. Like, I was expecting someone going on all the wrong rides and things going wrong on those rides. But that's the easy way out. Jenny knows that having soaked jeans that cling to you while sitting in the sun on hot chairs that telegraph the heat through the dampness, while under the shade umbrellas that are just not at the right angle to actually provide shade, while dealing with the pain of a plastic bag stretching and cutting into your hand because you bought too heavy a souvenir too early...this is a true nightmare. I am so glad she is not my mortal enemy.

could there have been a brief earthquake during that Big Thunder Mountain tunnel ride? idk if it has an abnormal-motion-triggered braking system to explain the slowdown, a little shaking could account for the rough ride and visual shimmering tho. then again it could just be haunted... great ramble, hope you're feeling better!

This gave me such anxiety and stress. There must be some kind of medical use for this video.

This is incredible. Worth a month of waiting. 🤩🤩🤩

Disneyland Paris was my first and so far only real theme park experience, and I was an adult the first time I went. Honestly I had an excellent time, probably didn’t make the most of it because my theme park knowledge was zip at the time but it was a beautiful park and my friend and I probably had the most fun we’ve ever had together (I totally agree about company making a huge difference). I genuinely don’t think I saw one kid who was having a bad day, even like the usual kid tantrums. I guess I’ll always have a soft spot for it because it was my first experience at a theme park, but it’s been cool learning about the other parks and now I’m looking forward to visiting more in future (especially Tokyo Disney, as it’s the closest and apparently the best?)

You'd be very good at DMing Jenny lol

I'm starting to think that I should take my child to Disney before she has a chance to learn anything about what they have at the parks, so I can just pretend that any rides with long lines don't exist or have a 72 inch height minimum.

the only thing i would add is what happened to my family when we went to disneyland. for both trackless rides (star wars and runaway railroad), we made it all the way to the very front of the line- only for a technical error to occur, meaning we had to do the whole line all over again an hour later. they gave complimentary fast passes, but still a massive waste of time :/

Jenny, I think you missed the cherry on your enemy's poop sundae by not having a child vomit on your victim's pants early in the day. Wet pants and shoes can be uncomfortable, but that lingering scent would be off-putting to both your nemesis and anyone within proximity. Otherwise diabolical, terrible day all around.

That dining room pole is going to have such a rotten time

I'm only a quarter into this video and I'm already so stressed out

Jenny's Worst Enemy's favourite Marvel character WOULD just be the one white guy in Black Panther

Is this what ASMR is like?

Last time I was there, Indiana Jones broke down and people who waited 90+ minutes already left the line, only for the ride to start again ~5 minutes later.

Jenny, it's always fun rambling around with you...even as your worst enemy :-) . I wonder, is there a database somewhere with historical wait times going back to the 60s or 70s? You know, back in the days before Fastpass and line-skipping apps when people wore onions on their belts?

Live by the lightning lane, die by the thunder mountain train car crushing you

I know she said we were her nemesis but personally I was imagining Randy Moore going through all of this

I would have my worst enemy stand in the outdoors queue for Space Mountain in Parc Disneyland, looking at the beautiful Discoveryland building, convinced that they are about to go experience de la terre à la lune. First week of January so it is crowded and freezing cold. They will queue up at 4pm and wait for 2 hours outside. Once they get inside there's an inexplicable cheap Star Wars layer on top and all the props have been replaced with screens showing random ships. When they leave at 6pm, the queue is now 15 minutes and will just get shorter and shorter the rest of the evening. Parc Disneyland is my favorite Disney park, but it is one that really punishes sub optimal decisions (e.g. the table service restaurants are amazing and only slightly more expensive, but you can end up waiting one hour to order bad food in one of the quick service options)

I enjoyed the inclusion of your Avatar Easter Play notes

This was Randy Moore's Disney experience

this is so accurate to real life (i too have waited 200 minutes for radiator springs racers)

As soon as you said head to Fantasyland I started cackling. You are diabolical, Jenny! And now I want to watch your Easter play video again! Thanks for a very entertaining twofer!

I was also in a Catholic school play, an original jukebox musical that had the wife of an apostle singing living on a prayer so yeah that resonates

Having to carry the stupid Marvel gauntlet all day and being soaked at Grizzly Rapids already has me wanting to tap out. What have I done to deserve such a brutal Disney day?

When I was 12 I went to a six flags with friends and we waited in line for a coaster for 180 minutes. Prior to this I had always gone to parks with my family and my mom is to this day weirdly good at figuring out a good itinerary for the day. i did not even know that people still got into lines when the wait time was greater than 60 minutes. needless to say i cringed throughout this whole video. well done Jenny. Also buying the souvenir at the beginning of the day?? why??

I am both stressed and impressed by the diabolical details. Especially the part about clipping a child with the infinity gauntlet and then being forced to go on the Millennium Falcon ride with them.

Can't wait to go to Disney land on the 4th of July! I can't wait to see the fireworks, spider man ride, get my Thanos infinity gauntlet and I better download the app too! Now to watch the new video....

The story about friends who spend their time at the park poorly and then complain about their bad experience is very relatable! It would be so much easier if we could just mindcontrol our friends into approaching things the right way so they'd enjoy the stuff we like as much as we do. Alas...

I like that you didn't involve any other people with the worst enemy on their trip, which kind of implies they're an unpleasant enough person that no one would want to go with them.

Hope you feel better. Also, I'm assuming you shaved the top of your head for an ambitious role in your feature film debut...

This was both hilarious and harrowing.

I really kept expecting a malicious cackle after every bad detail, incredibly evil work!

still none of those wait times were longer than lawrence of arabia ;)

I'm VERY surprised it didn't involve melting in HS Toy Story Land at 4pm in August.

OMG Please tell me that Church of the Rock is Jenny-aware. We need a surreal crossover where she gets directly involved with one of their productions.

The visceral intense anxiety this caused stirred a primal fear in me I have not felt since birth. Great job!

That Tiki Room Dole Whip debacle happened to me on my last trip. T_T

The descriptions of all the fast food is making me desperately want something fresh and cool ... like apple slices or raspberry sorbet. Maybe a pineapple popsicle.

The perfect additional curse to early gift buying is that the bag is with you during the hottest parts of the day, so the ink used for the themed bag printing gets MELTY, and as it bumps up against your light pants, it leaves behind extremely dark blue stains all over them, which you will have to endure the rest of the day, wondering if it will ever come out and feeling embarrassed that it looks like you spilled blue all over yourself. Then you'll have to scrub it out forcefully in the hotel sink with the hotel hand soap and let them air dry, hoping they won't still be wet when it's suitcase re-packing time. They are still wet when it's re-packing time. If you've chosen to wear shorts, you first notice this problem when you think you've gotten a coconut sized bruise on your left thigh, and when you touch it, the bruise comes off on your fingers.

This was such a good video!! A randy moore diss in the subtext, an amazing disney creepypasta, a two topic video, and a church of the rock video??? great day today!

Wishing Randy Moore a very stuck in a princess faire for a whole day trying to buy $30 princess wands that no one will sell him.

Best detail was the stretched plastic bag handles digging into my flesh.

wait— are there actually that many patriotic marching band parades on the 4th? Because of the accuracy of how everything was timed out i want to believe you but that feels absurd

Hypothetical visitor should NOT have bought that infinity gauntlet so early in the morning

This was my proudest topic suggestion win ever AND it came out during my birthday week AND it’s a double ramble!! Could not be winning more right now. Sorry you had to record it while sick Jenny, hope you’re feeling better!

God I just want to sit down

The hat was everything that I could have dreamed of

Not even kidding this made me cry I felt so bad for the hypothetical visitor 😭

truthfully as an autistic person i’ve never had someone so accurately describe a nightmare scenario of pure sensory overload and overstimulation so well it feels like something i’ve experienced which i know i never have

Ok but I would shill out 25$ for a Milo Thatch from Disney’s Atlantis: the lost empire pin. You’ve really struck a nerve there, Jenny. Now I’m tempted to hunt one down on eBay or Mercari.

I'm glad it didn't come up too close to the end of the month :)

This came out at the right time, I just cracked open my head and am stuck in the ER! Thank you for making the wait faster with your lovely video :)

This is only sort of related to this video but people are SO rude during the firework shows/parades when it comes to space consideration. Like I actually wish I had some cast members coming through and enforcing some better etiquette. I got to go to Disneyland for 1 day a few years ago and I was so excited to see the main street electrical parade because I knew I probably wasn't coming back for many years. Most viewing space was full. I saw a woman with a HUGE blanket spread out on the ground for her to sit in the middle of with her baby. Pretty much the only space left. I asked her if I could move the corner of the blanket so I could stand there and she just ignored me, wouldn't even make eye contact. I went ahead and moved it anyway, because she was taking up at least 10-15 peoples worth of space, probably more considering how people pack in, so what's a few inches for me to stand in. You would have thought I personally kicked her baby by moving her blanket. Mind you, I'm still several feet away from her. She was so nasty about it that I decided to sit down and take up more space. Then a new family showed up and asked me if the space by me (blanket space) was open and I said yes, so they all came and stood on her blanket. Like idk, I wish the parks had enough space that we all got to spread out on a big blanket but we can't. I feel like a cast member probably did say something to her and she just put her blanket down again after they left. It was all very petty.

I'm only 3 minutes into the video, but as someone who hates fireworks, this already is the worst day lol

"I could've set you up much worse than this, so, you're welcome. [...] I am being SO generous already." 4 mins in and the immersion is already incredible. You really feel like jenny's worst enemy who is entirely undeserving of her trip advisory services

Jenny is so benevolent, even in her worst-enemy theme park day, you still have an enjoyable time on several rides and shows. I was shocked that Grizzly River Rapids didn’t end with a raft capsizing and several gruesome deaths.

A two-topic ramble? Jenny, you spoil us!

We don't have Starbucks where I live, so every time I go abroad and get one I get excited because it's so exotic and fascinating to me. Like you always hear about these pumpkin lattes and caramel frappes and all the names and these fancy orders and terminology so each time, getting in line and seeing the menu and all these fancy coffees feels like such an adventure. And each time, I am newly underwhelmed and deeply dissapointed how it tastes like absolutely nothing. Like it either tastes worse than coffee I can make at home or it just tastes like sugar. So basically, the second Jenny said 'you get in a 20 minute line for Starbucks' is when it began to venture into carsland-creepypasta-level horror for me. (Also, that 20 minute walk with a stretched out shopping bag, box, and silly hat tucked beneath your arm sounds so much like things I have actually done, except instead of shopping bags/boxes it's just walking with a mildly heavy backpack or shopping bag up a hill) (lots of hills where I live and I don't have a car) (I consider these experiences roughly equivalent)

I found out from a book about the consulting firm McKinsley that someone died on Thunder Mountain due to negliegence 😥

Spring 2025 we're gonna find out that there was yet ANOTHER Jenny-verse mole in our midst the whole time...! And if we don't, I'll be very disappointed, personally lol

Jenny writes a Disneyland Creepy pasta and immediately follows it up with a rollercoaster creepy pasta. Truly, she is a masterclass of horror.

Dang, that Thunder Mountain story is actually quite spooky

At least you didn’t give your worst enemy cat flu.

I have an hour long drive back home, and this couldn’t have been uploaded at a better time

A lot of things described here remind me of my average cedar faire visit

I'm obsessed with how the Daisy Duck plush hat is making you look like a Disney-fied Suleiman the Magnificent. Feel better!

It's very funny (and relatable) that Jenny's idea of a worst day at Disneyland consists of constantly feeling like you're inconveniencing others lol

I felt personally attacked by this ramble but then how can you be mad at someone wearing a whimsical plush hat like Jenny lol. Also I was interrupted twice by marching bands while watching the vid 👀

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The specificity of this day that has gone wrong….

The part toward the end where you spoke about company affecting a Disneyland trip hit too close to home, we went to Disneyland Paris in 2019 (went to the Paris park because we are from the UK and don't have a lot of money) and because my mum is really prone to fowl moods and getting irrationally aggrieved by things she spent the whole trip complaining and really soured the mood for my younger brother and I. Her experience of the park wasn't affected as there is no depth to her bad moods, so she had a fine time despite complaining. We thought the park was great but we have no guarantee we'll be able to afford an experience like that again, I wasn't very theme park savvy at the time either, so we did get to do a lot but probably didn't make the most of our time in retrospect. This video was great also, been watching for years but just recently became a patreon subscriber, thank you!

Hear me out: Ikran zip line, and it unceremoniously ends when the performer has to physically stop themselves against a prop and drop down to the stage.

I like how she just casually put her worst enemy on the two rides that are probably the most likely to kill them.

same with the illness this month that left lingering asthma and coughing problems :-( feel betta

Wasn't there a FNAF movie video in the pipeline?

The detail in this video is so good!

I was so terrified the whole video that I was going to lose my infinity gauntlet

Is Jupiter Ascending furry-adjacent? That's my unfounded bet. This doesn't count as a guess.

this is the most hateful piece of media i've seen recently 10/10, glad to be a patron for this content

That "roleplaying" Star Wars ride sounds terrible. Why would you make the riders do the work?

I like to think this is the itinerary Jenny gave her interviewer at town hall

Oh no, here comes Jenny with another patriotic marching band!!

“Jenny creates a sensory hell in a festive place using niche knowledge” could be a really beautiful series

This is a true horror story, I can feel my own frustration and despair rising

My mother exclusively calls Thunder Mountain, "The Choo Choo of Death." Literally since the accident happened

Okay, at no point did the second person pronouns ever make me feel like I was actually there, except for when she mentioned “you” getting an Everett Ross action figure! I love that character, and I’m also self-aware of the fact that that is a very dumb character to love, but that makes it even funnier, and as such I would ABSOLUTELY buy an action figure of him.

The church play for Avatar was pitch perfect 👌

I was waiting for the pins to start rubbing against the person’s legs. I know you could have been more mean but carrying around a heavy expensive thing for the day is evil enough. I didn’t realize when I went to Disneyworld how much carrying things would be my major complaint. Great video.

The tunnel story was unnerving omg pls someone explain

the sad thing is that your described day at disney was pretty much how my trip went a couple months ago

Why no background play on this one?

This just gave me terrible anxiety more than anything else

This is the worst Choose-Your-Own-Adventure I've ever heard.

I have so many questions about the thunder mountain event. I wonder if anyone else has had a supernatural experience on that ride? Also wondering how the contractor from that ghost home inspector show would debunk it immediately in an unenthused affect.

As someone who has never been to a Disney park, this description makes even having a good day at one sound kinda miserable.

omg ive been excited for this one

I tried to watch this video sooner but unfortunately a patriotic marching band blocked me from doing so

This was actually so evil, top tier storytelling

"you are my worst enemy" this is the highest honor. thank you jenny

Hi Jenny, I saw people saying there used to be an Efteling video (not the merch haul) is that true? If so what happened to it? Love your video's and I hope to see another video about one of my favourite themeparks.

I am just starting the video, but I hope Jenny knows that if it is at all possible, there will be some sickos out there who go to Disney just to replicate the trip she’s planned for this video lol.

Thanks, I hate it

I was at an Ollie’s (massive bargain store chain) and they had case upon case of those Martin freeman action figures discounted to $2.99 a pop because literally no one wants them

being born on the 4th of july is gonna add an extra layer of immersion to this....worst trip ever AND it's my birthday party

Happy Pride Jenny and patreons! You got the ramble out just in time!

When you said the Dole Whip restaurant line stretched out into Adventureland I fell to my knees

This is the best hat I've ever seen. Also I hope you feel better soon! I got sick this month too for the first time in years. It sucked.

I was just rewatching the tinker bell ramble omg yay!! 🫶🏻 i'm so excited to watch thank you for your hard work~

I was sick all of June too, and still have coughing fits! Solidarity in the cold-amped-to-11 category!!

Is there anyway you could make these videos not "made for kids" youtube does weird things like pause the video if you minimize it.

my sister left a cooler out by the lockers at disneyland because shes dumb and also was on meth so we got the bomb squad called in on us cause it looked like the perfect spot for an ied and basically shut people out of the lockers and they couldnt get their stuff for a long time and it made me really sad. so my worst enemy disney plan is methhead sister with unnecessarily big cooler.

omg I'm sick and coughing too! twinsies

Parc Disneyland is my favorite “castle” park in terms of design, it’s beautiful. Walt Disney Studios Paris on the other hand is basically a giant parking lot with attractions randomly plopped here and there…but the expansions look pretty good 🤞

Oh I already know she ATE with this one

Hope you feel better soon! Take care!!

the second person pov of this reminds me of the goosebumps choose your own adventure reading which makes me keep thinking this park day will end in me dying gruesomely

I knew this was gonna be cruel when the rope drop ride was spiderman

"Oh sweet, Jenny dropped! Watching all these Kendrick Drake beef videos made me sad, her stuff always cheers me up!" "You are my worst enemy. This is going to be bleak for you."

Send them to Space Mountain without the FastPass on a day when it's running at half capacity. They'll spend 2 hours in line and won't even make it onto the ride. Ask me how I know.

I'm pretending I'm famous director Randy Moore while watching this

just got the post notification and my day was instantly made

I can't believe I'm paying to be your worst enemy. Smh

The temptation to take this trip so we van be nemisi

Right before my birthday? How you spoil us Jenny.

hey Jenny, can't save videos marked safe for kids to the "watch later" playlist

Amethia Tope, I hold out hope!!! 😭💔

INCREDIBLE HAT AS ALWAYS

Probably includes turkey legs those things are torture

12 hours on the Frozen ride