Star Wars Hotel Preview 1
I've been editing this video out of order because the beginning was one of the last parts to be written, but I think this consecutive chunk is self explanatory enough! This is parts 4 through 6 (out of 20)
**Flashing lights 16:40-17:12**
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The spice interstitial is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched
I'm def one of the people who said it doesn't look star wars-y enough. Then you brought up the prequels and I realized I'm just old and the ship design is fine. *conflicted feelings* lol
Idk why this is what I'm stuck on but the fact that you had to physically write down your address to then by typed into a computer at all is crazy for a company like disney. Having guests verify their info is super basic stuff
As someone who’s flown Spirit several times recently, they don’t charge extra for a purse unless you already have another bag. You get one “personal item,” which can be basically a purse, a backpack or a messenger bag. I only bring it up because to makes the point stronger that even Spirit is less stingy than Disney appears to be.
I adore the star cruiser vlogs so it’s neat to see the footage in the finished product!
This legit makes me wonder if they were planning to just refit the hotel into like a budget hotel if/when it failed, so they couldn't do floor level screens (pain to remove) and fewer droids and expensive accoutrements lol
It looks great! Love the outfit you got going on. Keep up the good work!
Any time Jenny uses the word "duplicitous" in a video it is an absolute banger. I have watched this preview 8 times already. I love it so much. It was more than worth the wait Jenny=.
I love the Skippy cameo.
Something I just noticed that I thought hilarious. You stand outside for 40 minutes waiting for a contrived elevator ride to simulate a transport pod as you go up a single floor.....then they immediately walk you back down a flight of stairs to get to your room.
i was howling at the fan film footage! so excited for this one and i'm crossing my fingers for another original-ish song for the end credits (jizz, of course)
every single time i rewatch i forget that the fan film is coming and i get scared but it's so good....I WANT TO BE ERASED!! there's so much spice too i can't btw haven't seen anyone else point it out but there's a brief moment of a blank screen in the video, maybe on purpose but just in case i thought i would point it out: 19:24-19:28ish
Hey Jenny, just an FYI before this goes public. The guy who got the fruit on the Disney Cruise at 21:30 is Pete Werner who is currently accused by several people of s**ual assualt. Might be best to switch the clip if possible
I would hope that a disclaimer in the video description would be enough to avoid controversy but you’re probably right 🫤
It seems appropriate that the first video would be parts 4, 5 and 6. Is this like the original trilogy episodes 4-6? Hmmm.
crazy that i know the CM talking at 17:47 working disney conceirge is such a small world fr fr
If a room was supposed to fit 5 full adults, does the shame closet fit them all? Doesn't look like it...
I wonder if they're ADA compliant. In the vlog footage one of the guests is in an electric wheelchair and I have no idea if a shame closet would accommodate a wheelchair let alone a wheelchair and several people
I wonder if a big man would fit in the shame closet, perhaps to hide strategically.
Yaaaaaas! So excited for the full video!
So I'm guessing the order will be Parts IV-VI, Parts I-III, Parts VII-XX.
Where is the goat hotel room? I don't think that's been mentioned in a video before and it's cute.
(Yes I am totally thrilled for this preview but) I do not get what in the world the fan film guy was doing. Pretending his character spilled some space cocaine? Did the bathroom lights flash like that by themselves or did the filmer guy actually mess with the hotel lights? Is this supposed to be funny or a dramatic. Is this really the only fan footage of that bathroom? I am.......lost
I'm so excited for the full video, this is going to be great
The Shame Closet REALLY freaks me out in concept. I would hope (though not assume) that Disney heavily researched the survivability of them in case of fire… but if I’m in a fire in a hotel with no fire escapes, I’m going to start having a panic attack. If that happens, I’m probably going to feel a little claustrophobic. Especially if I’m in there with up to four other friends or family.
If the worst happens, just think of it as a bonus! You'll be sent home in commemorative Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru cosplay.
20 parts??? **claps hands in delight**
as someone who works for a cruise company the depressing outside area where you have to stand for 40+ minutes in a queue is pretty true to life haha
Took me way too long to get the "part 4, 5, and 6 out of order" joke. Well done.
Nice. Can't wait to see the rest. All I can say about the Star Wars Hotel experience from this video: I'm shocked at how cheap everything looks, considering the asking price.
10:46 I remember you said somewhere that you're trying not to film kids and if they do appear in camera, it's important for you blur them (which is understandable of course), so there I noticed at the bar there are 2 faces that need to be blurred- one kid wearing a blue shirt in the left center side of the frame and another kid sitting right to him. Anyway, great stuff and that fan film is gonna hunt my dreams- "I WANNA BE EARASED" lmao
That bathroom clip got a cackle from me. Looking forward to the full vid!
Jenny yessss
That hotel hallway at 24:45 is giving off storage unit vibes, if there was a guy loading a bunch of cardboard boxes into one it wouldn't look out of place
So it was $12k for the two person weekend trip? That is unjustifiable. It’s like they knew they only had 1 year to recoup construction costs or something.
Disney used to be the creative outlet of a very talented businessman who had his name on the sign and a reputation to uphold. It has been corrupted into a minimum service/maximum profit commercial interest. They are consuming the goodwill and reputation that Walt Disney spent decades maintaining to generate cash flow.
Thinking about how this is like the same cost or more as a 7 day cruise in the same shitty tiny windowless room but yeah on a 7 day cruise you are getting a lot more amenities so is the immersive experience equivalent to the open bar, gourmet restuarants, pools, sight seeing, etc
How on earth were they allowed to build an hotel with no fire escapes? Had there been a fire it would have been a disaster. Which local authority approves a development that replaces legislated fire escape protocols with death cupboards?
I assume this is par for the course in Florida.
Flashing lights warning around the 15:30 mark!!!
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I wasn't sure what to expect with one of these previews, given that I only joined your Patreon a year ago and this is the first time I'm seeing you kind of assemble a video in real time, from the original two footage videos you posted to now a preview of the final video, but I kind of wondered if by the time you post the finalized version of the video I would have no surprises left to enjoy in the story. But this really proved me so wrong! There's already so much more and I'm more excited than ever to see it. Thanks for giving us a taste! Your work has seen me through hard times and this has already buoyed me.
I wasn't gonna bother watching it for the reason you mentioned but after reading that, maybe I should!
I thought the comparison to cruise ships rooms was super interesting, because cruise ships are extremely cognizant of their limited space and try their best to plan around it. They lift their beds so suitcases can be put underneath it, they cram storage in hidden compartments, basically everywhere they can. So it seems crazy that they decided to make cruise ship size rooms without learning any of the lessons on how to maximize that space when they operate a cruise line
I've watched the vlog many times and I'm so excited for the full video!
jenny is dressing OUT
Somehow, bicycle-mounted Jabba the Hutt has returned.
oh man this one is gonna be brutal when it's done isn't it
I’m so excited to watch the whole video!!! Would it be possible to put a flashing lights warning before the bathroom fan video? It was very funny but super overstimulating
Fitting to open with episodes 4-6, seems the right move. Last year I had a room on a Royal Caribbean cruise that was about that size... for like $900 Canadian for a full WEEK. (Plus alcohol and internet but that did not cost $2000) US$3000 for two days does feel steep. Loving it so far, ready for the whole cruise!
The final edit should be chapters 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 in that order
I needed this so badlyyyy
You might want a flashing lights warning for the fan film bathroom section! I’m sensitive to it
Obsessed with your captain Keevan cosplay
Wait there's a goat themed suite somewhere :O
Coming along great so far! Love the outfit, too!
Did you have the Spirit plushie before you decided to use it as a comparison or did you buy it specifically for the video?
'Keeper rolling!
I would have been very tempted to drag my bedding into the shame closet and sleep there at least once.
I am so excited to watch this tonight!!
Wooooooo can’t wait for the full thing!!
Well, the shame closet sure sounds safe 😃
Ten mins in and my immediate thought is how badly the necessities of a hotel clash with any kind of fun immersion. Like having to have a cereal bar and goldfish crackers and stuff in the lobby is so uncool from a Star Wars perspective. Hotels are just where you wait around and sleep. They are the place you stay at while waiting to go do your actual activity.
The Purell dispensers? Terrible
started hooting and hollering when i saw this in my inbox! so excited
Thanks Jenny 😊
YES so excited
That outfit is amazing! Can’t imagine how long it took to put together though.
Holy shit i can’t believe it’s really happening
the fastest click of all time
Thank you!!! 😁😁😁😄
I’m so excited for the whole video!!
It's finally happening!!!!!!!
Oh you spoil us 😭😭😭
