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I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happen

We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie. Let's see how they do. We got our wo

It technically has Roger Moore in it so it still counts. Also, we develop a new rule for non-Bond franchises.

Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt. Note: There's no Jazz outro in this one because I thought it was funnier to cut it out like th

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it. They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other bori

Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love You c

Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some

Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed! It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond fr

We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'. We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in t

You knew it was coming, you knew we would get to it. It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity. We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and al