S2E8: A Queen's Ransom

I haven't seen this movie, but I suspect Ram uses Muay Thai which could conceivably be translated as "Thai boxing" from the people that brought us "Indo Chime," and that might explain why he uses forearm swings and so forth. And if that's the case, in my mind he looks like Fahkumram from Tekken, except he's dressed like a dapper eccentric.

Lazenby how could you. This truly is kjb’s 911

This is completely unrelated to this episode so I do apologise for that. I wanted to recommend something that those who listen to this podcast would find funny. There's a show on Netflix called "Inside Job" and it has two episodes covering a Bond parody character. It's episodes 6 & 7 but honestly, the whole show is really good.

Great, the sentence "What, are you tasting STILL cum like a PEASANT?!" Is never going to leave my head ever again. It will be there until my dying day and when my family is around my death bed, I will rattle "sparkling cum...." and go and they will be none the wiser.

Regarding the reoccurring theme of Chinese cops 'wooing' women that are put under their protection, I made a chilling connection to a recent UN report, see point 101 at the top of page 32 in the following linked PDF. https://www.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/documents/countries/2022-08-31/22-08-31-final-assesment.pdf Basically the Chinese Government are forcing minorities to take cops into their homes so that their family can be closely surveilled and the cops are using this opportunity to sexually harass these people... sucks when you remember that bad movie tropes reflect/influence culture in the real world.

what podcast app do y'all use to listen to the patreon exclusive episodes? podbean is refusing to acknowledge that they exist so looks like I'm gonna have to use a better app

Dare I even ask What Did Lazenby Say or should I just bask in my ignorance of yet another white man with shitty opinions

I am looking forward to a minimum three-hour Hedwigfest. One of my all-time favourites. Kicking tunes, as well.

Kinda dropped the lead Devon by not mentioning that Ram is played by Bolo Yeung

Of course we are going to keep watching along with you, the movie was awful but I laughed out loud several times and then again with the y'all. Have fun https://archive.org/details/e-tan-qun-ying-hui-1976-dvd-xvid

Always charmed by Alice casually Roger Mooreing 'the woman'. This is one of the worst movies yet, and I appreciate its short running time and this podcast.

I just wanna know what slur Dev called Abi

Can we kill Andrew first? Would that count? I think he has it coming a little bit more than Charles IMO.

HEDWIG‽ oh my god hype

Hedwig time oh shieeet

This movie looked like Quentin Tarantino's dreams.

I think the threat to bring back capital punishment just so a criminal can't get the last word should be worth a point or two for Unprovoked Violence.

thank you to the pay wall for what i’m about to witness

The meme song sonically meshed perfectly into the theme song

Rip Lizzy in a Box

stream hogs will remember convincing abi this was REAL