May 19, 2021

Episode 7.5: The Man From Hong Kong

NOTE: We mispronounce Uluru pretty bad in this one but in our defense this is before we realised you could do research for a pod cast

The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby!

This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in.

Comments (33)

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Australian Estuary Pirate · September 23, 2025

I'm a recent convert to the Patreon and am catching up on the bonuses, and George Lazenby's character in this is Australian Geese Howard? If you'd like more movies where a martial artist comes to Australia and beats us up, I highly recommend Ong Bak. Tony Jaa fights all of Australia to save an elephant.

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Imitation_Vanilla · September 18, 2024

Mr Burns: No, no, the person who’s always standing up and walking!

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Andrew Dunn · October 20, 2023

Re: Black Panther Party/Live and Let Die In the novel, Mr. BIG directly worked for the USSR

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Tristan Lewis · July 15, 2022

This is why I joined this patreon

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LividEllen · February 3, 2022

Alice, love ya, but that is not how you pronounce Uluru

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ZanraiKid · November 8, 2021

Why do these fights scenes sound like Yakuza 0 fights? Actually convinced me that I need to watch this film.

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ZombieDwarf · October 2, 2021

George Lazenby (Wide)

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Login · August 25, 2021

subscribed mainly to listen to this episode cuz i watched this movie on the advice of the podcast and wanted to subscribe as a thank you cuz my GOD dudes rock

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it's a good day to be Indigenous [-o-] · May 29, 2021

Sad to report the colonial vibes are still fucked, love from your one Aboriginal listener

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Bryce Connor · May 22, 2021

I appreciate the examination of all the Bond fuckery but it genuinely makes me so happy to hear y'all have fun and enjoy yourselves and omg this is what a parasocial relationship is, isn't it 🤔

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Tom Currie · May 21, 2021

I once played the Dresden Files TTRPG as George Lazenby from a timeline where he did meet Bruce Lee and from him learned how to become a telekinetic punch-wizard. Turned out to be a very powerful character because he had that Lazenby charm for social rolls and he could also punch the head off a werewolf from across the room

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Salema · May 20, 2021

I would give my left tit to hear you three talk about those two No One Lives Forever video games about Cate Archer in a bonus episode one day 👀

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Reginald K. Baytor · May 20, 2021

Just watched this cinematic tour de force on the strength of the episode. I liked the bit where the Friar Tuck cop pretended the drinking fountain was his dick.

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obliteron · May 20, 2021

yo that shit's on archive.org, even better

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Ignatius · May 20, 2021

i'm so glad that you a) watched this one and b) loved it. one of the few '70s exploitation films that really delivers on everything it promises. the stunt co-ordinator was Grant Page, an absolute maniac who would go on to co-ordinate and perform most of the bike and car stunts for Mad Max. there's a famous story about him having a nasty bike accident on his way to set for the first Mad Max film and breaking his leg. three days later he checked himself out of the hospital, cut off his cast, and went back to work. on another film he performed a stunt that required him to jump backwards off a cliff while on fire. amazingly the mad bastard is not only alive, but still working to this day

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The Good Poster · May 20, 2021

Great ep, was not expecting to be fully sold on a film I'd never heard of by KJB

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Riley Bowen · May 20, 2021

Quality episode. Definitely want to watch that movie now.

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Ivy Nova · May 20, 2021

Can I recommend Dante's Peak with Brosnan? It's basically a bond movie with the guise of being a disaster movie. Brosnan does some spying on the bad guy, the volcano, get's the love interest, is always cool and right, and uses his wit to save the day. It's kinda like a really watered down martini instead of a shaken one.

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Drew Flanagan · May 20, 2021

Also maybe the remake of The Thomas Crowne Affair? It's kind of related to the Brosnan Bonds as Romancing the Stone is related to Indiana Jones

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Dana Himrich · May 19, 2021

I've never heard of this movie, but now I have to see it. It sounds like a blast. BTW, if you're taking suggestions for bonus episodes, I'd love to recommend Spies Are Forever. It's a filmed musical available for free on YouTube, and it's one of the best Bond parodies I've ever seen.

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Natalia Bastante · May 25, 2021

Seconding this! It's hysterical and a ridiculous good time.

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Mo Haworth · May 19, 2021

This was a very good time. I agree with Twi, Atomic Blonde could be really interesting.

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Simon Bitdiddle · May 19, 2021

For those of you wanting to see the trailer for this triumph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS-wUJv2AqU

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Twi · May 19, 2021

Atomic Blonde yes/no/maybe?

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DumbDumDumbDumb · May 19, 2021

Very ideological

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ZombieDwarf · May 19, 2021

If a kung fu fight occurs less than once every five minutes, the film will explode.

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YukiNukem64x · May 19, 2021

"Mumbai street food"

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Christine Pizan · May 19, 2021

when you get to the modern bond films will you cover the more recent anti-bond films for bonus', like the bourne identity, triple x, tinker tailor soldier spy

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Kentucky Fried Commie · May 19, 2021

I will pay good money for them to rip Triple X apart

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SpookyPenguin · May 19, 2021

Yay :D

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Rory Fagan · May 19, 2021

This mf said Fron

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Dave Dorricott · May 19, 2021

The Mon Fron Hon Kon

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Callum · May 19, 2021

Thanks Dev, very cool