S4E23: Point Break (2015)

He changes his name origin like da Joker telling stories about how he got these scars

The existence of extreme poly implies the existence of moderate poly, and even centrist poly.

Starting the movie with bikers in Mumbai made me think this would be an American remake of Dhoom, which is already a Hindi remake of Fast and Furious... You guys should definitely watch the Dhoom series, it's crazy

If you're remaking Point Break. You get the first fast and furious. Cop infiltraits subculture, falls in love, helps subculture crime figure, basically stoos being a cop at the end

Please make sure you have the climbers in the room when you watch Vertical Limit and/or Cliffhanger

The idea of an undercover cop that was a YouTube celeb is great. Looking forward to Point Beast, the 2030 remake

WISCONSIN MENTIONED!

Listening to this and it's like, damn, you've gotta watch the XXX movies (they're about extreme sports heist/spy stuff not porn I promise)

I feel like an adaptation or remake being conspicuously embarrassed of the source material like this should count towards the smarm score. It's not exactly being overly pleased with itself but it is doing the double negative and being overly afraid of the possibility of being displeased with itself.

i don’t know why, but to me vaping is spiritually israeli

The black keys also did a crypto conference that if memory serves had a guest speaking spot from Donald Trump

Most believable thing about this movie is the FBI will take 17 months to catch a guy and instead wait for hime to do some shit

Black Keys are embarrassing/were embarrassed for playing the “America Loves Crypto” event. I believe in everyone’s right to sell out but you need to know who’s buying you.

So, am I to understand that no one in this movie is full of cum?

Was genuinely in the middle of a really quite sketchy slab boulder when I got to the 'don't listen to this while climbing' bit :D

The Wrong Trousers is also the second film in the W & G franchise

I am ending the cycle of samsara via a series of heists and doing cool sports.

“Gold ore”? It doesn’t react with anything, does it? Disbelief unsuspended.

Johnny Utah on 2008 YouTube: "Hellooo, this is the Adrenaline Addict. I base jump so YOU don't have to!"

(Channeling the spirit of Cliegg Lars) "Johnny Utah, Jeff is my wife."

Watch robot jox

*Jabba the Hut takes a drag from his hookah*: "Matcha Labubu Pilates Rave, ohohoho!"

It kinda sounds like the people behind this saw Triple X and loved it, then decided to slap it into their remake of Point Break.

Until the mention of him I had completely forgot that I used to watch a Documentary about Steve Aoki's life over and over again when times got tough, perhaps I outta give it another go

Please, Please, Please cover The Day of the Jackal and the remake, "The Jackal." You get gaymaxing Bruce Willis and Jack 'Moving Target' Black, an IRA Terrorist Hero, his Basque Terrorist lost love and a badass Russian Policewoman. I think you'll love it.

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I have a movie recommendation and it's not a heist, and it's probably not religious (it might be? There's a case to be made there maybe), so I have no way to pitch it beyond it being a very strange and very special movie. It's called Sorcerer. Made in 1977. Stars Roy Schneider and Bruno Cremer, directed by William Friedkin. I believe that you would all dig it, and I feel bad that you had to watch the Point Break remake.

He's going to make the FBI cool again, from the inside. Y'know, like Kash Patel.

This sounds like if somebody remade XXX, but made it bad. "We need an extreme athlete to infiltrate this group of international terrorists"

Phase out the President masks? No bricks in the swimming pool? Embarrassed by the last name Utah? Ok. But remove the homoeroticsm? No, sir. That will not do.

On Saudi E-sports greenwashing, the event you're thinking of Abi was for Rainbow Six Siege which Captain Fluke commentates for. Yeah that one got cancelled but it ended up meaningless as the Saudi's have bought pretty much every E-sports tournament organiser and run their own greenwashed esports world cup with such a huge prizepool that Orgs pretty much force their players to go.

Top Billing on the patreon shout outs.. honoured! I wont be watching this one.. so thanks for taking the time so I don't have to.

Swayze discovers The Wave That Kills You Instantly.

I feel like "Spiritually Israeli" is the perfect term to describe this sort of media slop. Being a hedonistic asshole who doesn't care that their actions endanger the lives of others? Living a superficial and hollow existence at the expense of everyone else? Glorifying violence for personal entertainment and gratification? Claiming to have a deep spiritual life but doing nothing except stealing ideas from other cultures to pretend you're enlightened? Saying that you care about the environment and climate change but the extent of your actions are just for show and accomplish nothing? All Spiritually Israeli. It's literally all of the worst aspects of an imperialist colonialist culture. All vapid excess.

It's a little unfortunate that The Fast & the Furious couldn't get slotted in between the original Point Break and this one, because it was very much (and was pitched as) Point Break with street racing instead of surfing. But that would have interrupted the flow of both franchises, I suppose.

Wait, the only named woman in the movie is a white woman named Samsara?!? After the Buddhist cycle of rebirth which stems from earthly attachment? What?

8:20 Heath Ledger Joker voice: "I'm a Federal Agent of chaos."

Honestly obsessed with the idea of Bread Point

I remember being bombarded with trailers for this while opening payday 2 which had a tie in dlc

Thank you for being the sin eaters for these bad bad films

"the point where you break" i am going to throw a surfboard at this screenwriter, this is an actionable threat