October 7, 2024

S3E29: Diabolik! (2021)

Hey everyone, sorry if you submitted ideas for movies to cover at the end of Eurospy season, we trauma bonded with the 1968 italian comic book movie Danger Diabolik and immediately committed to covering the 2020s remake trilogy.

This is the first of these. Eva Kant, a wealthy south african diamond mine widow, travels to italian gotham city and falls afoul of notorious thief and murderer Diabolik...

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Comments (32)

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Sara Amorosi · October 22, 2024

For those playing at home: all 3 modern Diabolik films are available via RaiPlay (geoblocked, vpn at will) though sadly only with Italian subtitles

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hectorgrey · October 14, 2024

I thought the name sounded familiar; there was a fox kids cartoon adaptation that I remember seeing some of as a kid.

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Joseph Rhoades · October 13, 2024

Now that kjb has reviewed this, I'm sure it will show up on Hulu in about 2 months.

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Noblese Oblahaj · October 12, 2024

Some terrible British gimp out there scuttling around parks at night like the lying figure from Silent Hill 2

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Christine Pizan · October 11, 2024

I appreciate how this episode scratches my love of high fashion, kind of like the house of gucci episode did... thank you abi for taking meticulous notes on every outfit!!

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shadowcb · October 11, 2024

Fun fact for the the Lego city bit, the original voice actor for those ads is also the voice actor for Agent 47! Build the guillotine indeed 😋

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XanderLeoarro · October 10, 2024

Dear KJB, These movies are on Blu-ray, from Italy. I found Amazon.co.it links for the first two with english subtitles

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XanderLeoarro · October 10, 2024

https://www.amazon.it/Diabolik-Valerio-Mastandrea-Claudia-Marinelli/dp/B09SQ7WRCG

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Claudia · October 10, 2024

Tbh if we're going into Luca Marinelli territory I cannot wait for November to see M - Son of the Century

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Angel-of-Deadlifts · October 10, 2024

ADHD is fun!! I was curious why they decided to use a guillotine! I thought maybe Italy was like france and they were still chopping until surprisingly recently. But then an ADHD induced google rabbit hole it turns out Italy abolished the death penalty surprisingly early after unification and only brought it back during fascism. Even before they abolished it in the post war republic, it was only by firing squad. They did use the guillotine in the 19th century. Is it because the guillotine is over the top and they can reveal the head? Is the guillotine camp??

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The Underwater Man of the Emerald River · October 8, 2024

Honestly, Eva makes so much more sense if you think of her as a supernatural romance novel protagonist, but instead of a vampire she's dating a superthief. Also aside from this movie and the 68 movie the only Diabolik media I've consumed is the early 2000s animated series made by Saban that lasted 20ish episodes and was much more sanitised.

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Luca · October 8, 2024

Alright, shooting my shot. I volunteer to make you some decent english subtitles for the next two Diabolik movies.

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Chibigodzilla · October 8, 2024

FWIW, you can find it in 1080p with the baffling subs, but it appears that the 3rd installment may not even have that level of subtitles

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An impromptu concert from Bosco Hogan · October 8, 2024

"South Africain diamond mine widow"is how Maye Musk spent her gap year back in the day

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Luca · October 7, 2024

Oh hell yeahh! This movie's æsthetic is just immaculate. I also love how they don't try to water down the utterly amoral murderer from the original comics

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Luca · October 7, 2024

Oh yeah, "il colpo" is like "the robbery, the job"

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John Leavitt · October 7, 2024

Ten minutes in and the word “gimp” has lost all meaning

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Sand2Stone · October 7, 2024

So how might one go about watching this film?

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Evie K · October 7, 2024

Can WE get the Abi walking tutorial? Please 🙏

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Ros · October 7, 2024

Dev giving me a fucking heart attack with the Cameron drop

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PrismShank · October 7, 2024

For the translated pronouns thing, in Italian you use "Lei" as a formal second-person pronoun but it's also the third-person feminine pronoun. Similarly, you can use "Loro" (they) over "voi" (you all) when addressing multiple people formally but it's less common.

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Chibigodzilla · October 8, 2024

It's mostly that they talk real fast and the translation AI 1) is not trained well and 2) does not maintain context. So within a short dialogue character one will refer to character two as he, she and they in quick succession

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Léandre · October 7, 2024

I dont know if they ever made a proper movie adaptatation but there are some like hour long 60s-70s TV adaptations of the original Arsène Lupin novels, which kind of remind me of this vibes wise (gentleman thief, beautiful woman, disguises, things of that nature) could be fun for robbery season

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Anarcho Slowpoke · October 7, 2024

Using the Gimp Suit for evil implies the right way of the Gimp and that really sounds like Gimp Bushido. Would watch a movie about that

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Candy H · October 7, 2024

guys, I *just* masturbated, I really can't go again right now...

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Hungry Joe · October 7, 2024

Given you had so much fun with the original Diabolik, would you ever do Barbarella?

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Hey mind your business, name's not important · October 7, 2024

As possibly the only cis person who listens to this podcast, I've really come to almost understand and appreciate the trans specific jokes.

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Read The department of truth. · October 7, 2024

Egg.

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BarFly · October 7, 2024

(Several years prior to the movie) Lord Kant: "Perheps O'll tek you to moy hame. Een Effrica."

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Ysa · October 7, 2024

i fear eurospy season will never be over 😔 (this is said jokingly and lovingly im so excited about diabolik)

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playslashwrite · October 7, 2024

At last 😍

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Trannie Oakley · October 7, 2024

Oh fuck yes I cannot wait to listen to this. I waited all last week.