S3E23: Thunderball with No Notes

Had to stop halfway through this and wrestle a live blackbird away from my cat.

WHERE IS MILO?!!? SHOULD HE NOT BE HERE!?!

piss rocket -> gay felix is crazyyyyy

Your no notes episodes are so surreal and I love them, please don't stop making them

I think the difference in scores was that killing sharks got counted as unprovoked violence, and I think you forgot about what Bond does to the nurse at the spa.

The three of you working your way thru the fog of James Bond films past is an absolute delight to listen to every time. I look forward to the next such vaguely recalled outing.

Vargas is my most memorable moment from the original, specifically because of "Every man has his passions. What do you do?" "Vargas SIIIIIINGS!"

I'm not as into these as your other stuff but when they spiral into absurdity like "protogol klebs kronsteen" they're great.

This was a great listen. Honestly I'd listen to you three banter while you read a 1980's telephone book and have a ball, but still. This was quite enjoyable. Many thanks

I've finally caught up! I've been listening like mad starting in April since I got a 'podcast job'

"PISSROCKET!!"

You realize that Keith the Kid Starver being Abi's flatmate is now canon forever, right?

Awyess! Jetpacks! My time to shine! The Bell Aerospace labs that supplied that was created after and in direct competition to Jet Propulsion Labs, whose main creator Jack Parsons was the head of a sex cult at time of filming this movie. Which is a hell of a run-on sentence I never thought anyone would ever say. But I am here to say that. It's my way of pointing out that in the 60's you were barely 3 degrees of separation from a sex cult at any time.

Thundernote with no balls.

The tradition of having Milo on anything thunderball related is broken

I'm gonna be thinking about "getting my shit honked off with a mink glove" for the foreseeable future Furthermore, The Quick and the Dead (1995)

I swear all the episodes where Dev is like "is this listenable?" are the best episodes

You can get mink gloves on Ebay, you just have to add 'massage' to the search term.

I think they actually need an outline of the scenes just because they are confusing the moore movies THEY FORGOT THE SPECTRE SCENE THAT THEY JOKED ABOUT FOR LIKE 2 SEASONS

they really won't know what vargo does now

You should really open these episodes with a "previously on no notes" where you show how confident you were in describing the next Bond movie. For funsies 🙃

keep making these because i am excited for the distant future of Moore No Notes

My understanding of a mink glove is that the fur goes on the inside. As in like a fur lined leather glove? As in, he's getting honked by a leather glove, and the glove is nice and warm for the person wearing it? Am I wrong about this?

This is the one where bond uses a woman as a meat shield

Ah, another instance of me deciding to go for a nice walk while catching up on my favourite podcast, and immediately being dealt several psychic blows in the first minute

It is fun to listen to this one

I seem to remember "get some salt at least" was said last time as well

I'm just mad about Abi's roommate barging in like that. I know there are limited options out there but you deserve better than Keir Starmer

You three were so adorable trying to remember the movie. I loved it.

"En-lengthen a sausage of Plasticine" Great episode, I had a lot of fun listening to it.

Amazing intro, bravo

Vital Info Here: Star Trek Discovery canonically confirmed that Klingons in fact have TWO PENISES in an over under configuration like a genetic Beretta Pidgeon shotgun

That opening was gold. When are TF and KJB going to do a Starmer-off btw?

The first scene gives me an idea for a movie that someone else needs to write. A stock standard james-bond-ass spy thriller BUT in the first few scenes of the movie Bond has to dress up like a woman to infiltrate a yada-yada. They completes that part of the mission, but their egg starts cracking. It's just a James Bond movie but the agent is progressively questioning their gender identity the whole time until they finally come out as trans the moment they save the world.

glad that, unlike the hosts, I didn't sip something before hitting play. great episode thanks you.

the funniest no notes episode yet!

The ally who kills herself when she's captured (Paula) is played by Martine Beswick, who plays Mrs. Hyde in Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde. It's a transgender ass movie that should absolutely be watched on this podcast at some point. Also, if she is the woman who's playing the one from Nassau, she's part Jamaican but I don't remember if they darkened her skin for the movie.

The Mink Glove of Indescribable Texture sounds like a Disco Elysium item

The most believable thing about this movie is the British government producing a car which leaks an ocean of fluids

Now we know why Abi was top of her class in uni, that memory is superhuman

That cold open was a hell of a bit.

Odd thay milo didn't return but I'm glad mr starmer was still able to make it, those two usually travel together

This is dangerous to listen to while working, I had to go sit down thanks to the jelking bit

This episode is a fountain of great ideas. I'd watch a reality show with with Abi as the roommate of Sir Kier at 10 Downing Street. The hijinks and shennigans would be amazing. Mink glove soaked in semen left in a steam room overnight, becomes alive, does some Species type stuff.

One of the best episodes yet, thanks yall!

The ending reminded me of the story where Jesus literally did become Japanese: https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iY3cW_FVOyM/TrJlVW2MuMI/AAAAAAAAS1k/uGM3x1Zp8Q4/s1600/jesus-4.jpg

I'm struggling myself, but they have missed the "pilot with my face" scene with the gas and the Italian man Interestingly, the Mink glove sex is consensual in the books. They have met each other, flirted, made plans to rendezvous outside of the club. They first meet when he saves her life. The books are less rapey but you get more of his internal monologue, which includes him calling women bitches constantly

“What am I, going to faux j.o. someone?” —Personally, it’s critically important for me that the life of something was ended for the glove I am using to j someone o.

Absolutely this was good to listen to. All time banger

"Is this good to listen to?" ca. min 11. Yeah, it fuckin owns. Everybody on this train car thinks I'm a lunatic.

In the 19th century they thought that an unusually long dick was a smoking gun that someone was a sodomite, because I guess the traction from the bussy elongated the dick like plasticine?

Thunder with no balls

Can't believe you got Keir Starmer for that ad read, some real top level connections you have going there.

5 seconds in and it’s already off the rails, this is gonna be a good week