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June 24, 2026

Review request

I'd be extremely grateful if a few people would review Great British Bump Off: Kill Or Be Quilt on Amazon. No essays are needed, just a couple of sincere lines; three minutes work tops. It's nominated for an Eisner Award in July (in a category with very tough opposition) and this is likely to be the last promotional boost it gets before vanishing into backlist.

I'm no lover of Amazon but these reviews still, alas, matter enormously and GBBO: KOBQ has, currently, none. Links to its listings on the major English language Amazons below.

On Amazon.com
On Amazon.co.uk
On Amazon.ca

Thank you!


Comments (29)

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IRIDYSCENZIA · July 19, 2026

Done!

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smellmyhead · June 24, 2026

I did the thing several hours ago!

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Ross Webster · June 24, 2026

Done and done, sir! I made sure to mention whenever I see your name and Max's together on a book, I know that I'm in for a good time!

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Luke Drotos · June 24, 2026

Made sure to highlight my favorite panel

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Rimbo (he-him) · June 24, 2026

It's 10:25AM here in California, and your complaint is already out of date. I see 40 reviews with an average of 4.8. Can't fathom where those 3-Star and 4-Star reviews came from. Must've read a different comic from mine...

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Rimbo (he-him) · June 24, 2026

I have tossed my tiny drop of water into the fathomless ocean of reviews this now has

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Wolfgeist · June 24, 2026

Done. Also, I've been warned by writer friends that Goodreads is where the light is snuffed and holy bolts what is wrong with those people over there?

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Sy Bram · June 24, 2026

My first Amazon review. Good luck!

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Jim Perry · June 24, 2026

Done

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Matt Howl · June 24, 2026

I canceled Amazon, but if there are other sites where reviews would help, I got you.

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John Allison · June 24, 2026

Goodreads helps too, thank you Matt

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Michael Shirley · June 24, 2026

Just dropped a review on the Aussie Amazon page. I love everything you do, John, and now my 10-year-old daughter is a fan too!

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Neon Xebra Pole & Burlesque · June 24, 2026

Done & done! 🫶✨💖

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Ceri Thomas · June 24, 2026

Done

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Chris J. Zähller · June 24, 2026

Done!

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NickPG · June 24, 2026

Happy to oblige.

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Jack · June 24, 2026

This prompted me to buy it, so when it's arrived and I've read it (tomorrow allegedly!) I'll do a review.

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David Benjamin · June 24, 2026

Done

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Greg Morrow · June 24, 2026

Done.

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Pete Ashton · June 24, 2026

Goddam I haven't spent enough with Amazon to be allowed to review (£40 a year), which is a good thing I guess but not in this situation. Will keep the tab open...

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Jeff Verzak · June 24, 2026

Have you considered buying £40 of John Allison products for friends & family? 😃

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Jeff Verzak · June 24, 2026

Can do and done! Even added a photo -- Amazon reviews be loving a photo

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Christian Brady · June 24, 2026

Done!

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Pete Milan · June 24, 2026

I have done this thing.

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Alex Finch · June 24, 2026

Done, and I'll be keeping everything crossed that it wins!

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sjlxndr · June 24, 2026

I've reviewed it - for what it's worth, that landed on the "bundled" version I'd bought (i.e., with the original gbbo), and not the main listing for this title specifically. Hopefully helpful

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Daniel Sroka · June 24, 2026

🫡

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Glenn Matchett · June 24, 2026

Done! This deserves more eyes!

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Sheepdog · June 24, 2026

Doing it now! I sincerely hope you win the Eisner!