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June 22, 2025

Read SAVAGE SWORD OF SUSAN in full, now

Sunday greetings, valued subscriber. What better way to spend your day of rest than by reading a brand new tale? Not so interested? What if I tell you that it features pulse-pounding action, deeply sensual romantasy, melodious tootling, treachery, intrigue, friendship and "little jokes"? I think you would say, John, no 34-page comic could contain all those things because the golden age is over and all entertainment is now grey slop.

ALL I WILL SAY IN REPLY IS: THINK AGAIN, AND BE CAREFUL ABOUT MAKING SUCH SWEEPING STATEMENTS IN FUTURE!

Your PDF is linked under the cover image below. The next comic delivery will arrive on or around September 8th. Let me know if you enjoyed Savage Sword of Susan in the comments. Maybe it's not game over for entertainment just yet.

Comments (43)

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Greg Morrow · June 29, 2025

I greatly enjoyed this and eagerly await future installments.

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Dragon Messmer · June 28, 2025

I loved it. I'm so happy to have these characters back and to get some of the unmentionable barbarian adventure stuff salvaged. It's wonderful.

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Ivan T.W. · June 23, 2025

God, this is so rad

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Pierpaolo Di Camillo · June 23, 2025

HOORAY! I will read it after the publication on the site.

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Paul Robertson · June 23, 2025

Does anyone else habitually read the word 'Bastard' specifically in Sean Bean's voice these days or is it just me?

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Johnny Deans · June 23, 2025

EXCELLENT! I am delighted!

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Rich · June 23, 2025

Came here to say pretty much exactly this!

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Dead In Denver · June 22, 2025

As always, a wonderful read John

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William Cole · June 22, 2025

'Twas a worthy tale, well-told, good Bard! May the mighty-thewed muse bless thee (and us) with its sequel in the months to come.

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Robert Wolfe · June 22, 2025

Excellent work and a delight from start to finish. As ever, from my vantage, you move from strength to strength.

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Rimbo (he-him) · June 22, 2025

How fun was it to draw the panels when the spores affected them?

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John Allison · June 22, 2025

That was hard, getting it to look a bit like a Milton Glaser drawing, but a fun challenge.

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Peter Hammerson · June 22, 2025

This has brightened up my day no end. Fantastic stuff.

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Doc Furan · June 22, 2025

Absolutely delighted with this. A charming and thrilling read from hat to sack!

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Simon thomas · June 22, 2025

Made my day reading this. The licking ritual! And was Susan holding on to the smiths ears when she shagged him?

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Emil · June 22, 2025

I haven't read it yet but I am just so, so glad to see you back at this. May the many tentacled horror of horseshit intellectual property claims be forever banished into the furthest recesses of the ninth hell.

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Charles Rhoads · June 22, 2025

Love this, John. You've got such a strong repertory company of well-defined characters that you can successfully seed them into different times and places, just like, say, Bugs Bunny turning up in the American Revolution or Robin Hood's Sherwood Forest and getting on with business.

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Mike · June 22, 2025

Your commitment to alliteration in the title and file name is inspirational, John.

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John Allison · June 22, 2025

I was so, so pleased with myself

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Moe Lane · June 22, 2025

Oh, this was a pleasure to read.

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Brian Perler · June 22, 2025

Verily must I admit 'twas unexpected to see thine Derek the Super thus appear. Bravo and godspeed, Sir Allison!

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John Allison · June 22, 2025

Only his third appearance but he's so powerful that each one feels like ten

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glenn · June 22, 2025

I think the most wonderful example of ancient times ( that would make those ancient folk wail and gnash their teeth at what they missed!)

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S · June 22, 2025

Wow! Whilst I will always wonder what the finale of the Blood Egg would have looked like had it been unimpeded, this Susan is far more entertaining than Conan ever was! Long live Susan! May we get many more summertime tales of her savagery! Brilliant stuff.

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Katherine Wharton · June 22, 2025

Orzabal the Intense 😆 The smith needs an assistant, Curt.

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Lazlo Nibble · June 22, 2025

Master of the Scream Primeval!

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Hank Heyming · June 22, 2025

I am unquantifiably happy. These are tears. Tears of joy.

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Armin Kanduth · June 22, 2025

Marvellous output.

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Rich Holmes · June 22, 2025

Alas that the year is 2025, and not, say, sixteen seventy-seven.

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unspiek · June 22, 2025

Sweet wisdom is the victor! Huzzah!

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Pete Ashton · June 22, 2025

Thank you!

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Doc Furan · June 22, 2025

YESSSSSSSSSS

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Brian Durcan · June 22, 2025

We keep watch on the shimmering horizon for husky riders from distant lands, where, in darkened libraries lit only by bronze braziers with eery purple flames, somber agents do sift through crumbling scrolls of dubious origin so that their wizened masters may claim dominion over tales spun by hearty bards around our welcoming hearths.

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Derek Barnett · June 22, 2025

This is good stuff, really good.

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Luke Drotos · June 22, 2025

Really like this fantasy AU, and this newest installment is no exception. Having this be both its own thing separated from the rest of your comics and in a more fantasy-oriented light is an engaging way to revisit a lot of these older characters, and it makes me wonder who else could show up reinterpreted for this world of savagery and sword-play.

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John Allison · June 22, 2025

Anything is possible but the important thing is to keep coming up with new ideas rather than revisiting tired old ones from back in the day, so any guest spots must be earned.

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Richard Carlsson · June 22, 2025

Did I count those s:es? Yes, I did.

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Jack Christmas · June 22, 2025

Beautiful alliteration. Can't wait to read it!

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Ross Webster · June 22, 2025

By Crumb, I have long awaited this adventure! I shall read it with gusto John!

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James Churchill · June 22, 2025

Yessss. (Deaths) Head Over Heels for this.

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John Allison · June 22, 2025

James you may be thinking of my classic "OC" Super Derek who bears no resemblance to any freelance peace-keeping agents living or dead, yes?

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Richard Kirk · June 22, 2025

I would, but the Patreon servers have been hit by a Carrington Event of excited readers. The Internet Protocol was designed to cope with nuclear war, but nothing as exciting as this. I will try again later, as they suggest.

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Steve Cartwright · June 22, 2025

Thank you John, I shall