Ch.45 "Dungeon RTA to 80F & Rescue Mission" 3

[Haru-chan is flying through the air, and there's nothing but explosions and lights]

[What is this...?]

[If you start watching this stream from here, you won't understand what's going on.]

[Let me explain for the people who just arrived]

[So kind]

[At first, Haru-chan is shopping with RuruEmi]

[And then she suddenly ran away]

[lol]

[lol]

[Wait, the context is wrong]

[It collapsed on the second line lol]

[I have no idea what's going on]

[If you understand, you're not a human, so don't worry.]

[Don't worry, even if I have a question and look at the archives, I still don't understand]

[lol]

[Haru-chan can even headshot the context, so it can't be helped]

[lol]

[Haru-chan is a bad girl for not saying anything to her guardians, even if it's because of rescue request]

[Yes, there was a request for help.]

[But I still don't understand the point of running away there.]

[Don't think, feel]

[Eh, no... that might be a bit difficult...]

[lol]

[So, she bought the equipment at the store and entered normally.]

[Well, that's normal.]

[That's the only thing you can't ignore]

[I wish it would stay normal.]

[It's hopeless……]

[Well, it's still better than diving into a dungeon of this level...]

[lol]

[It was her fault for not asking for information about the party member who had requested rescue along the way, but she's a still young so it can't be helped.]

[I can at least understand this much]

[Yeah……]

[And now she's streaming an RTA of a solo rescue mission. The reason she's doing this is apparently because she wanted to try out new equipment.]

[It's cute, isn't it?]

[So how did it come to this?!]

[Because it's Haru-chan...]

[Shee said that the purpose of the stream itself was to contact RuruEmi]

[No, she can just call or message them on her smartphone...]

[Really, it's also pretty easy to do it while running...]

[Haru-chan must've find that bothersome]

[Ah, there's no doubt about it...]

[Eh……]

[lol]

[This is a rare video of Haru-chan, who is usually a bit strange, conquering the course while running normally in normal equipment]

[Running normally with normal store-bought equipment...yeah, I get it]

[But something was wrong from the start, she kept advancing without stopping as she headshot them]

[That's what I don't understand]

[Stop throwing information at us.]

[lol]

[Because it's a fact...]

[It's not a lie...]

[Ehhh...]

[This is no good, even the viewers are turning into little girls]

[Haru-chan is delighted as she searches for pitfall traps, which is quite amusing]

[Hmm? Why is she so happy about a pitfall trap?]

[That's the worst part, Haru-chan purposely activates the pitfall trap to shorten the time it takes to go down the floors]

[Eh? Why does she want to shorten her time so much?]

[I don't understand anything lol]

[All you good kids out there, don't try this at home!]

[Don't worry, depending on the situation on the floor below, there are very few people who would voluntarily dive tens of meters.]

[Yeah……]

[lol]

[Normally, people won't jump voluntarily into a pitch black hole]

[Normally, your legs would freeze up and it would be impossible.]

[If you're not careful, it's scarier than jumping off a tall building.]

[I wonder how that's possible]

[Because it's Haru-chan]

[I see...]

[What is this... (abandoning thoughts)

[So, Haru-chan cut out roughly half the entirety of the dungeon]

[By the way, at this point, the time it took to clear a dungeon of this level has already far surpassed the world record.]

[Of course...]

[She's a little girl who easily surpasses the world records...]

[Haru-chan casually takes headshots at the world records]

[What is this...?]

[Haru-chan taking a short break]

[Haru-chan was cute]

[This is the last time we'll be able to see Haru-chan being cute]

[From here on, it's the path of carnage]

[lol]

[Eh, there's more...?]

[Yes there is!]

[There is...]

[Um, the information is already maxed out at this point.]

[From there, she looked for a series of pitfall traps and explosive traps]

[And search she did]

[Why?]

[By the way, the first one was in a Monster House]

[In Monster House it was]

[So why?]

[I don't know how high her concealment skill is, but we saw some super rare footage of all the monsters just lazing around]

[*The scholar who started analyzing this stream in real time fainted.]

[Our lab was in a lot of trouble because of all the excitement urination!!]

(TL note : Istg I'm not making that up. That's what it says in the raw)

[lol]

[Seriously, why did she do that?]

[Why... Ah, I understand...]

[lol]

[What do you understand lol]

[The monsters are cute]

[Cute they were]

[But they're gone now]

[Because after this, everyone is...]

[Poor monsters]

[Haru-chan suddenly causes a huge explosion inside the Monster house.]

[Explode she did]

[I see...]

[Monsters are flying in the air]

[The damage from the blast seems to be already fatal]

[I see...]

[In the midst of all this, Haru-chan gracefully dives downwards]

[And with the acceleration from the explosion]

[Huh?]

[lol]

[Is she a demon?]

[You mean an oddball]

(TL note : both demon 「鬼神」 and oddball 「奇人」 are read as "Kijin" In JP)

[I told you she was an angel]

[Explosion Angel]

[Angel of Slaughter]

[How about a goddess?]

[Anything is fine]

[What is this...?]

[lol]

[The hellish scenes continued endlessly, and we have finally reached this point.]

[Thank you]

[Okay]

[I didn't really understand it, but okay]

[Just knowing that you don't understand is a good thing]

[It's okay, even those of us who have been watching from the beginning don't understand it either]

[You're now caught up with us, and that's enough.]

[I think Haru-chan is the only human being who can fully understand this]

[But why does it start to seem like an explanation halfway through?]

[It's so that we won't lost our minds!]

[My brain is twisted...]

[Can you read what I wrote properly? Are you okay?]

[lol]

[Don't worry, just knowing what you don't understand is amazing already]

[You could clearly hear the interjections breaking down!]

[Poor thing...]

[Thank goodness... it seems that what I wrote was real... If the others had said to me, "Maybe that's a Haru-chan you imagined," or, "Go to the hospital, your head is hurting," I would never have been able to recover...]

[lol]

[Understandable]

[I can only understand]

[I can only agree]

[You did a great job...]

[What is that...?]

[There are subtle variations in the sad cries lol]

[Mikazuki Emi: "Once again, our Haru... I'm really sorry for causing you so much trouble..."]

[Fukaya Ruru "Haru-chan..."]

[Ah, the guardians.]

[Finally reunited?]

[Haru-chan was silent for a while after he started doing the explosion]

[Not surprising]

[I'm actually surprised she was able to come back.]

[Why, even though there are two guardians...]

[Hey, Ruru-chan is different]

[Oh sorry, she was the holder of the curse]

[That's right, Ruru-chan is also a special person]

[Fukaya Ruru: "What's a holder?! I'm being called something new that I've never heard before?!"]

[lol]

[It's comforting to see the usual Ruru-chan being teased]

[Yeah……]

[My twisted brain has recovered a little]

[Ruru-chan's reaction is great...]

[My heart feels cleansed...]

[Understandable]

[Lol at how Ruru-chan is treated]

[Even though her misfortune should've been gone and she should be a normal, well-behaved kid]

[Because what has happened up until now has been what has happened up until now…]

[If you say that, she did expose Haru-chan's on her live stream... right?]

[Fukaya Ruru: "I apologized properly!"]

[lol]

[See, Haru-chan really doesn't care about things, for better or worse...]

[She won't get angry no matter what you do?]

[An idea struck me! Ah, wai****]

[Eh?]

[It's the Curse-sama again]

[The Curse-sama is scary...]

I Take a breather as I check the comments section.

Unlike when it was just The Origins, things are moving by really quickly so I'm just skimming through it.

…Yeah, everyone's just having fun again.

Are there a lot of students there, or is this kind of vibe necessary for streaming?

Hmm, I don't know yet.

So, since Ruru-san and the others were there, I felt relieved knowing that the situation had probably been conveyed to them by the viewers.

But there's also a glimmer of fear because Ruru-san is watching.

...Is this gonna be okay?

"Ruru-san, are you trying to send something again? Please don't do it this time? I'm trying ti save a live here."

[Fukaya Ruru "I didn't okay!? ...Probably"]

[lol]

[Even she's not sure]

[At lease she's finally aware of it...]

[But there's no major misfortunes so far, so I guess it's okay?]

[No, wait... I just thought of something.]

[Is something going to be connected again...? (Awe)]

[What is this...? (Pre-input)]

[So what?]

[Uhh... you know? Haru-chan, she was like "Yahha~" from the very beginning and kept stepping on traps, right?]

[That's right, she also happened to be running a nearby monster train and they got caught up in the fall damage and killed them.]

[Experience points are amazing]

[I see, so that's why her level is...]

[Her skills have also skyrocketed... What's with that? She's taking down all the monsters at once with fall damage and explosions... That's just weird...]

[If you blow up all the monsters while passing through a Monstee House, it's certainly more efficient in terms of experience points...]

[Are you saying that she defeated them...?]

[I wouldn't say it was a case of defeating them, but more like it was an accident involving them...]

[W-well, you can still get experience points if you set a trap and defeat the enemy that way... right?]

[Poor monsters]

[lol]

[Then, halfway through, she added explosive traps, right?]

[Ah, the video uploaded to SNS was deleted because it contained violent content...]

[lol]

[Well, I'm sure an AI who doesn't know about Haru-chan's stream would think the same thing...]

[Even normal people think so, everyone thinks so]

[Haru-chan is the only one who doesn't think that]

[Well, you know... Haru-chan, since Ruru-chan came, all the misfortunes that have happened, she probably wiped them out by stepping on them or blowing them up herself, just like she did this time? I mean...]

[Eh]

[Ah]

[Huh?]

[Huh?]

[Ah……]

[Aah... (resignation)]

[See... in RuruHaru Duo too, she carefully activated the traps that surrounded Ruru-chan... and she seemed to guide her so that she wouldn't step on them in the first place... and Cockatrice-san was out of range and off-screen as well...?]

[Sad news: Curse-sama dies in explosion]

[It's gone after she's done it dozens of times...]

[lol]

[Poor Curse-sams]

[Curse-sama has been vanquished]

[It's all connected again... (for the third time)

[There are still other connections]

I took a quick look at my physical condition, and since I'd been running for quite a while, I was sweating and out of breath.

In addition,

"My thighs are tingling so I'm going to take a little break. Oh, and my arms too."

[!?]

【●REC】

[Thighs are tingling]

[Thighs are tingling]

[Thighs are tingling]

[Haru-chan, Haru-chan, girls shouldn't say things like that]

[Otherwise the men will react like this]

[But Haru-chan doesn't seem to mind that sort of thing.]

[Airhead is amazing]

[Well, she's a little girl and not old enough to be concerned about it...]

[I know Haru-chan definitely won't mind]

[Yeah……]

[What is this... (joy)]

[↑Do you guys think it's okay to say that about everything?]

[Because if you don't empty your mind, you won't last.]

[My brain is... twisted...]

[lol]

"But I haven't felt this tired in a long while. I feel this tired since... the last time I dived into a dungeon, at least 500 levels? Oh, I ran out of supplies and gave up. I didn't even have the storage bag I had before then."

I don't remember the exact date, but it was shortly after I became a girl.

I had the feeling that I'd leveled up - in reality, not only had I leveled up, It also got a ★ on it - and so I went on a little trip and entered an unexplored dungeon.

I had heard it was deep, so I prepared for three days' worth of supplies, but I still couldn't finish it even after a week.

I only needed less than half the amount of food and water that an adult needs, so I did my best, but monsters aside, I remember it was simply too vast and too far-flung.

There was nothing to eat or drink, and I couldn't take a bath for a week, only bathing in spring water, and I couldn't even drink alcohol - it was a hopeless situation.

I remember having no choice but to retreat, crying.

...I'll try again someday.

But where was that again....Hmm.

[Five...hundred...?]

[What are you talking about?]

[What is this... (awe)]

[What is this...? (confused)]

[Haru-chan... you're kidding, right?]

[That's a lie, right?]

[Hey, please say that it's a lie...]

[Fuee...]

[A little girl who can get all 1.5 million concurrent viewers with just one word]

[Huh?]

[???]

[1.5... Million...?]

[Yeah, that's about how far we've gone, including the mirrors]

[Ah, it's dispersed so it doesn't look like much at first glance]

[If we count the viewers of Haru-chan's mirror live commentary by famous streamers, will it reach that number?]

[Hey, is that really a little girl?]

[Maybe it's a shota?]

[lol]

[You've been commenting a lot lately, Anego]

[Mikazuki Emi: "I apologize for my lack of knowledge, but the breakthrough records that have been confirmed in domestic dungeons is..."]

[It's 250 floors, Emi Okaa-san...]

[Eh……]

[What is that…]

[Oh, this story is true. Maybe it was so deep that the signal got bad, and the stream got choppy halfway through, so there is no full video though.]

[We Origins applied on Haru-chan's behalf, but was rejected by a person in charge who had no discerning eye, who said things like "it's impossible" and "the image is not clear."]

[Origins!]

[The stream was rejected without being properly checked]

[Well, I honestly don't think that's actually possible...]

[I wouldn't say they have a poor eye, but it's just common sense.]

[If the person in charge is not motivated... well, I guess so...]

[If it wasn't his own application... well...?]

[Oh, I'll have to find the archive of that stream later...]

[Almost all of Haru-chan's archives are intact, so it's possible to search for them]

[However, the number is for three years]

[Origins, do you know the date and time?]

I gulp down the sports drinks and nutritional jelly.

If I eat solid food at a time like this, I won't be able to eat dinner...because my stomach is so small...

[Mikazuki Emi: "... In order to confirm the facts, I'm sorry, but I have now hidden all of Haru's archives. I deeply apologize to everyone."]

[Ara]

[Emi-chan is so quick]

[That's the agency's decision.]

[Well]

[Because Haru-chan might get in trouble.]

[Emi Mama!]

[So, what are you doing, Ruru-chan?]

[Fukaya Ruru: "We're also pursuing her up to 15th floor with all our might right now!?"]

[Mikazuki Emi "But I still don't feel like we can catch up at all"]

[lol]

[Understandable]

[Both of them are streaming]

[I was just being a little mean☆]

[Ruru-chan will always be treated like this]

[Now that her misfortune has faded, she is the perfect target for teasing]

[Haru-chan was on a break... and even glanced at the streaming app...]

[Why doesn't this child say anything directly to EmiRuru, who is supposed to be taking care of her...?]

[Look, Haru-chan is a stray cat...]

[Yeah, a carefree one at that...]

[Cats... see their owners as servants...]

[I want to be Haru-chan's servant]

[Calm down, that's the path of hell]

[lol]

[A cat jumping down a pitfall?]

[A cat that kills a monster with an explosion]

[Oh, I'm starting to think that treating her as cat is okay...]

[Yeah, that's fine.]

[What is this... (I agree)]

[lol]

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