Ch.46 『Haru-Chan Suddenly Starts a Rescue Request RTA』

『Bad News: Haru-Chan Suddenly Starts a Rescue Request RTA』 1

[I wasn't sure if this was good or bad news, but for now I'll put it as bad news]

[It sure is confusing]

[It does bring shock or despair, so the title doesn't seem like a false title]

[It sure is]

[But it started trending right away, so it doesn't seem like you can change the title anymore]

[It sure is]

[So, what's Haru-chan doing today?]

[It's Rescue request RTA]

[Rescue request RTA...]

[Rescue request RTA?]

[What is a rescue request RTA...?]

[Well……?]

[lol]

[You don't even understand what you yourself just said?]

[Well, that's what Haru-chan would do...]

[I know what the words mean, but I don't want to understand them.]

[Because that's not something that people normally do]

[Normally, people won't even come up with it]

[Much less thinking of trying it]

[Because it's Haru-chan?]

[It's Haru-chan after all...]

[It's that little girl after all...]

[lol]

[First of all, Haru-chan receives a rescue request while shopping]

[Haru-chan is going shopping...]

[I thought Haru-chan was only interested in dungeons...]

[lol]

[Well, the amount of time she spent inside the dungeon is actually on a whole different level...]

[And since it was her day off, she had no equipment or anything.]

[Poor diving again?]

[What is this?]

[No, she just bought some normal equipment at the store at the entrance.]

[Isn't that just a fake Haru-chan?]

[This must be some kind of mistake.]

[I don't think that's possible]

[lol]

[Haru-chan does normal things and no one believes her lol]

[Because it's Haru-chan...]

[By the way, the reason shes4 streaming is because "I came to the store to go shopping with RuruEmi and ran away→ I found some new equipment at the store → I want it! That's right, I'll write it off as a company expense!"]

[Why was she running away...?]

[Oh, like going to buy it secretly because her parents are against it...?]

[Haru-chan the Baby]

[They said she's legal or whatever, but this girl is probably really just a young girl...]

[Yeah, if you're not a student, what's the point of school?]

[Stop it]

[Stop it]

[That works for me]

[At least go to school lol]

[It's okay, I have Haru-chan]

[That's right]

[Haru-chan is our hope!]

[But Haru-chan doesn't even recognize you guys, you know that right?]

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[H-how cruel...]

[And because it's Haru-chan, before asking for detailed information, she just said "I'll just get there as quickly as possible" and started the RTA using a pitfall trap.]

[Huh?]

[Wait a minute]

[Something doesn't seem to be connected... the context doesn't seem to be connected...?]

[Eh……]

[What is this? (I understand)]

[But I've gotten used to it now]

[Ah, I'm used to it too]

[Haru-chan can easily do things we can't even imagine]

[Even though we communicate, I don't understand anything...]

[The victims are the highly skilled viewers and the ahencystaff.]

[I feel sorry for the staff...]

[They're gonna stay overnight tonight]

[What about Emi-chan and the others?]

[Making sure to keep an eye on Haru-chan?]

[They're her guardians, right?]

[What about Ruru-chan?]

[Ruru-chan is.... Yeah...]

[lol]

[But she's a young girl, so she'll probably run away so she won't be found...]

[She's a stray cat, after all.]

[Stray Cat Haru-chan]

[I want to keep the stray cat Haru-chan]

[Report?]

[Stop it]

[I was seriously scared because I thought you were Anego! Seriously, stop it!!!]

[lol]

[An FOE named Anego]

[Did you call me?]

[Shoo shoo]

[Please go home]

『Bad News: Haru-Chan Suddenly Starts a Rescue Request RTA』 2

[Oh, look, she's jumping in again]

[Eek!]

[Uwaa...]

[She's whooshing around]

[What is this...?]

[Haru-chan is a bit of a strange girl, she actually shoots at the ground, makes a drop, and falling in...]

[Eh......]

[lol]

[I can only lol]

[Whatever happens, happens☆]

[ololololololo]

[I thought humans would be afraid to jump into a big black hole, but I guess I was wrong...]

[It wasn't in her instinct.]

[Because Haru-chan isn't human.]

[She's an angel!]

[Angel (A little bit strange one to intentionally shoot through a trap that a human would avoid 100%)]

[And, other than that, it's unusual that she keeps hitting headshots while running.]

[What is normal...?]

[I wonder...?]

[By the way, what's with the way she's landing...?]

[I don't know, I don't even know how to jump like that]

[Just as I thought the ground was approaching and she's about to crash, the screen suddenly...]

[As if I know]

[I don't know]

[lol]

[This kid jumps headfirst from a height of several meters, and just before she hits the ground, she puts out her hands, then she lightly gets off and stands up...]

[This is a dream, this must be]

[I understand your feelings]

[Too deep to understand]

[Keep it together]

[I can't do it, my brain refuses to understand]

[It's hopeless……]

[lol]

[Ah, just when I thought she had landed, he started firing her gun while spinning around...]

[Monsters' rare moments appear on Haru-chan's streams!]

[But they're all gone now!]

[Poor Monster]

[Poor monsters who are not even allowed to move at all]

[The only mive they have is their death throes...]

[I can't help but laugh because I saw a rabbit briefly appeared on screen]

[Poor rabbit-san and the others]

[The knife lying on the ground is making me sad]

[Sad]

["That would be perfect for a throwing knife, but it's a shame I don't have time ti pick it"]

[Eh……]

[Haru-chan now only sees monsters as materials or something]

[The only salvation is that she at least recognize them as an object...]

[How did this happen…?]

[Because someone called for help.]

[So, is that the culprit?]

[No, it's the monsters that are keeping that person in the dungeon]

[So, did the monsters cut their own necks?]

[lol]

[Once a human-like FOE sets its sights on you, you're screwed no matter how hard you try...]

『Bad News: Haru-Chan Suddenly Starts a Rescue Request RTA』 3

[One hour after the stream started]

[It was a really intense hour...]

[No one at work answers the phone anymore...]

[You have that much freedom?!]

[No, even in my class the teacher is busy and makes us do self-studying]

[lol]

[Is that okay...?]

[Isn't that okay...?]

[I see...]

[Haru-chan's viewers and fanbase seem to be quite unique]

[Well, it's also unclear whether Haru-chan herself is male or female]

[Because Haru-chan is an incredible child, it seems there are a lot of elderly people who like her too.]

[They treats her like their own grandchild lol]

[So, are the tips in the extremely long and difficult-to-understand comments just pocket money from old people?]

[Everyone's idol]

[Isn't she everyone's little sister/little brother?]

[Apparently she's on the 49th floor now]

[Hae]

[Too fast]

[Um, that dungeon... it says on the Wiki that "high ranker level recommended" and "intermediate level players will be turned away at the entrance"...]

[Eh……]

[Well, Haru-chan herself is an undeniably high ranker...]

[If Haru-chan can't, then nobody elsr can...]

[True.]

[Even so, it's normal to form a temporary party anyway...]

[True.]

[Haru-chan is a complete loner...]

[If she wasn't a loner, she wouldn't be having fun doung dungeon picnic alone]

[True... Like actually...]

[lol]

『Bad News: Haru-Chan Suddenly Starts a Rescue Request RTA』 5

[In fact, it could be said that it's precisely because she's a loner that she can do as she please!]

[If it wasn't her, who would do something like this?]

[Ehh, I don't know]

[lol]

[That means that Haru-chan killed them in an instant, but... the monsters that appear are...]

[Yeah, even if we were to take them down one by one, it would normally take several people for several minutes to do so.]

[Moreover, usually you need treatment and rest after a battle.]

[That's why if you can become a member of a high-level party, you're incredibly popular, and it's said that you can be secure for the rest of your life just by earning money when you're young.]

[But those people are probably going back to their roots by now.]

[Yeah, I heard that high-level guys have been appearing in beginner dungeons recently...]

[Why are high-level people calling themselves beginners? Scary]

[The more experienced you are, the more you become a beginner... that's what Haru-chan's streams do...]

[High-level effect? what's that? Scary]

[Moreover, in order to acquire skills, they don't defeat monsters right away, but instead seems to dodge their attacks by themmself for a long time.]

[What is that? scary.]

[lol]

[Haru-chan... What a sinful child...]

[Haru-chan should look for her surroundings a bit more]

[Isn't that impossible?]

[That's impossible]

[I don't think that's possible.]

[lol]

[It seems like in a month everyone's levels and skills will be incredibly high]

[At least the average will go up.]

[This is the magic of average values]

[It seems that Haru-chan is the one who is blowing it up]

[Scary]

[Haru-chan only drinks water even after running and diving for an hour]

[By the way, she has jumped off traps many times.]

[What is this...?]

[Ah, the master roles in manga who can do anything with little effort...]

[She's not a master, she's just a little girl]

[But that little girl is the master of high-level scouts from all over the country, you know?]

[Roshi!] (TL note : No censor? How bold)

[Young female Roshi...too innovative]

[You see, in fantasy, they look like little girls but... A lot of them are usually elves...]

[You see, I really love those kinds of high-ranking, drunken little girls...]

[Understandable]

[lol]

[For the time being, the person in need of rescue appears to be safe]

[But Haru-chan doesn't understand because she only take glances at the comments]

[And so the RTA proceeds]

[Since this only violates regulations, it seems that no evaluation will be given.]

[No, I'm sure she'll be evaluated, since she's a special character called "Haru-chan."]

[Yeah……]

[This RTA isn't really necessary...]

[Well, you never know what's going to happen in a dungeon...]

[In reality, the person in need of help might be in danger...]

[But does that mean you need to jump through the floor?]

[You don't]

[No]

[Maybe not]

[Normally, people would tell you never to do it because it's dangerous.]

[Normally]

[But it's Haru-chan, you know?]

[lol]

[Bad news: everything she did was just a warm up for Haru-chan]

[What is this...?]

[I'm not following template, but what is this really...?]

[This kid is a bit strange]

[A bit?]

[She's quite strange]

[A girl who was specifically mentioned by the Dungeon Association and told, "Don't imitate her!"]

[That's Haru-chan]

[Because it's impossible...]

[That's impossible]

[Yes, it's impossible for humans.]

[Maybe: Haru-chan is an angel after all]

[If we're talking about non-humans, the only option left is angels!]

[True]

[Eh……]

[What's with this kid? She exploded herself and started falling while accelerating...]

[What is this... (nth time)]

[What on earth is this...?]

[You can do that?]

[As if]

[Why don't you try it then? It's impossible, right?]

[lol]

[Yes, she's an angel, definitely not a human]

[Probably a normal person's HP would drop sharply at the moment of the explosion, and they would be sent to an ambulance or a medical team stationed at the entrance using their wristband.]

[Right.]

[This is fine, but the comments on the live stream are all messed up]

[Of course it would]

[Is this really a live stream? Is it actu4 an edited video or CG?]

[Yep, just look at the timestamp.]

[Sorry]

[It's Okay]

[But it's better for your mental health if you think of it as editing.]

[Without a doubt]

[The comments section is too peaceful, with people being shocked by Haru-chan's antics]

[People can stay calm when they see something crazy happening]

[When people can band together, they can become good friends.]

[Ah, it's the work of an angel.]

[Look, even RuruEmi can barely comment anymore...]

[That's probably true.]

[Even Emi-chan can't do it, and Ruru-chan can't do it either]

[Actually, I was so worried that my heart stopped.]

[Poor thing]

[That's not good, Haru-chan, don't make your parents worry!]

[But since het motivation is to help others, it hard to get angry]

[Poor thing]

[The comments seem to be bugged in some places]

[Ruru-chan is watching]

[Ruru-sama is watching]

[Scary...]

[Hey, don't call her a cliff, otherwise she will ********]

[Eh?]

[Huh?]

[By the way, what happened to Haru-chan?]

[...That's right! What about Haru-chan!]

[Ruru-chan is very cute and has big breasts, please forgive me]

[Ruru-chan is a wonderful girl]

[A blatant diversion from the topic]

["My thighs are tingling"]

[Tingling]

[Fuu...]

[Haru-chan is providing materials again]

[You can't say that, you know? You can't say things that will make those big, creepy guys happy!]

[I'm sure the big sisters are happy too.]

[Those people... well, just pretend you didn't see them...]

[Don't get involved carelessly, or someone will make a collage and throw it at you]

[What is that? scary.]

[lol]

[W-well... At least unlike Ruru-chan, she's not homing...]

[Huh?]

[500 floors]

[500?!]

[Bad news: Haru-chan has unexpectedly broken the Guinness World Records] (TL note : they specifically said Guinness)

[But she didn't say anything to anyone, so no one noticed.]

[Poor thing]

[Is she though...?]

[Not really]

[The reason she kept quiet was probably because it was too much of a hassle.]

[She will say it, she will definitely say it]

[Replayed in my mind]

[Haru-chan... why...]

[lol]

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