Ch.22 [【Shocking!】 Super Rookie Haru-chan's Guerrilla Stream Causes a Big Uproar] 1

[The winners for the vote of the century, "Ruru x Haru" or "Haru x Ruru", is expected to be overwhelmingly for onee-loli "Ruru x Haru"]

[What are you guys doing at a time like this...]

[Because we can't escape reality unless we do this]

[Everyone seems to take it for granted so much that they forget... but until last week, she was someone with only 10 subscribers, and now Emi-chan and Ruru-chan are among the regular viewers, not even guests, which is just too luxurious...]

[And what's more, the comment section was full of people desperately calling out to Haru-chan]

[She's a little girl diving solo, so people are genuinely worried about her stream...]

[Emi-chan, how pitiful...]

[What about Ruru-chan?]

[If she apologize. Maybe Haru-chan will forgive her?]

[lol]

[Everyone's only harsh towards Ruru-chan lol]

[I mean, no matter how you look at it, Haru-chan must have had a really hard time because of Ruru-chan...]

[That's true]

[That's soo true]

[If the analysis team's sloppy analysis is correct, Haru-chan wanted to continue hiding, so today's stream was supposed to be just for the Primordials, but as you can see, it's open to the whole world...]

[The fact that she doesn't mind it makes her an angel, right?]

[If a princess-like girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes isn't an angel then what is?]

[Eh? My wife]

[I told you it's Shota! ...Okay, I'll request disclosure of information, so please wait in three months, okay?]

[Wait, Onee-san, I'm sorry, I really am]

[lol]

[Anego! Stop abusing information disclosure!]

[Newcomer → Newcomer Onee-chan→ Anego lol]

[Sad news: Everyone involved with Haru-chan has such strong personalities]

[But they're no match for Haru-chan herself!]

[One rice ball fills her up]

[Haru-chan...]

[I'd love you to eat more...]

[Hey, the streaming screen is a storm of insane tips]

[I mean, after seeing that rice ball scene... right?]

[I never thought the day would come when I wished it was just acting or a script...]

[The darkness of modern society...]

[Her being dazzled by Emi-Okaasan's love... it makes me cry]

[Even after being wrapped in those boobs, she still ran away...]

[Ruru-chan has boobs?!]

[Are you from another universe?]

[Maybe it's a parallel world... Beyond the flat probability that Ruru-chan will have more than flat breasts...]

[Such a world is only a few in 3,000 other worlds]

[Do you know? Parallel lines never intersect with each other?]

[lol]

[Disgusting]

[I mean, it's a cliff...]

[H-Her breasts are extremely popular among the small-breasted believers...]

[Ah, it's true that some people are a bit too enthusiastic.]

[Actually, I think Ruru-chan might be a boy since sometimes she doesn't even have her bra straps on"

[Anego, Ruru-chan is going to cry you know?]

[That's right, even though it's a cliff, what you're saying is still horrible!]

[That's not a defense lol]

[You guys made me, as a Ruru-chan's fan, angry]

[But you know, isn't Haru-chan the superior version of a flat-chested loli?]

[Sorry Ruru-chan, from today I'll be Haru-chan's fan. Do your best.]

[You're switching too quickly]

[lol]

[No wait, Haru-chan is a little girl right now, but there is a chance that she will grow up, but Ruru-chan is a high school student and there is no chance of that happening anymore, right?]

[Woah!]

[In a sense, she will remain an eternal idol for the small-breasted believers!]

[Breaking News: Haru-chan has no choice but to become a legal loli]

[I see, the sake is delicious.]

[A style that cuts off one's own retreat]

[lol]

[Haru-chan, you're starting to give a bad commentary...]

[Hah?]

[She said she's an adult!!]

[Which one is she?!]

[Haru-chan, Haru-chan, have you actually been secretly looking at this site or something?]

[It'll be fine, if she keeps watching, Ruru-chan will surely come homing in here too]

[As a Primordial, I don't think Haru-chan is that skilled.]

[lol]

[Thanks to Emi-Oneechan's brilliant judgement, Haru-chan has been revealed to be a daddy's girl.]

[Let's leave it at that.]

[That's right, there's no way Haru-chan would lie!]

[That's right, if she was that skilled she would do it better]

[I know you guys are defending her, but It doesn't sound like a defense...]

[This is what we call negative trust.]

[lol]

[But Haru-chan keeps messing up everything she does...]

[This is Ruru-chan's curse...]

["Are you sending something to me?" lol]

[So she did send her curse after all!!]

[Scary]

[Everyone had been joking about it because it was Ruru-chan's character, but now we've realized it's real and serious and we're seriously scared I can't type "lol" anymore.]

[What are the odds of getting three consecutive monster houses after changing floors?]

[Lottery... second prize or first prize...?]

[Comparing it to lottery tickets is fine, but Ruru-chan's curse is just a curse, you know?]

[lol]

[It's amazing in a way, but I definitely don't want to get involved]

[Ruru-chan, don't be so dirty...]

[Ah, Emi-chan is kicking me out from the comment section...]

[Well, after her seeing this far...]

[Haru-chan's sweat]

[Haru-chan's sweat]

[Haru-chan's sweat]

[On the livestream screen, foreign languages ​​started to appear with almost the same frequency as the perverted comments we see here lol]

[We're letting the whole world know that we are perverts just like that...]

[It's too late now]

[This is HENTAI!]

[In other words, we are all over the world...]

[I hate that so much]

[lol]

[We're living in the future]

[Well, actually, in many developed countries, minors are not allowed to enter dungeons in the first place.]

[Haru-chan said she's going to the nearby shrine on the way home]

[I had some business to take care of, so I'm off.]

[Me too]

[Me too!]

[Anego, stay]

[It's not like i want to glance at a boy who looks like Haru-kyun you know!?]

[Calm down, big Anego, you're out of character]

[No wait, this is getting a bit ridiculous <URL>]

[Wow, what is this?]

[Is this the dungeon Haru-chan is supposed to be in?]

[The streamer who was trying to charge in is being blocked by police officers]

[What happened?!]

[Well, since so many strange things are happening, the Dungeon Association is asking for regulations.]

[Because of Ruru-chan, she had to skip every other floors...]

[It'll be impossible for those that don't have resistance to curse]

[It seems that you can only get in if you have a high-level party]

[Oh, it looks like the party chasing Haru-chan has been told it would be best for them to withdraw by the association.]

[Well, of course that'd happen...]

[No one else is strange except Haru-chan, but... what about this...?]

[Haru-chan is barely able to afford ammunition]

[Haru-chan unconsciously makes viewers pay again]

[This darkness]

[They say that a part of the tips are taken by the streaming site, so please support Haru-chan via agency's fanbox.]

[If your level is this high, you should be able to make a decent amount of money if you dive with a proper party...]

[Haru-chan, are you really diving for your dad? Is your dad sick or something?]

[Another noble attribute...]

[!?]

[Emi-chan's comment is bugged lol]

[Eh……]

[Ruru-chan, that's not okay! You're gonna keep sending the curse!]

[It would be scary if she could cast a curse at will]

[Ruru-chan... no, Ruru-sama...]

[Amazing number of police cars]

[It's being broadcast on TV!!]

[Apparently, "unusual movements have been detected within the dungeon."]

[Oh, the stream of the party that went before her]

[It looks like they're able to dive normally right up until the moment they retreated...]

[Maybe: Ruru-chan's curse is only targeting Haru-chan]

[Haru-chan, who helped me, belongs to me alone.]

[Is she yandere?]

[Now that I think about it, during the stream where Ruru-chan had her accident, Haru-chan was also temporarily missing and then taken into their custody...]

[No way…]

[It might take about 100 monks to lift the curse at this point]

[They'll likely say, "That's impossible."]

[The monks are gonna grow hair from that] (TL note : Oh, I get it, since monks are already bald, they instead grow hair when stressed out)

[lol]

[Police cars and other vehicles are sealing off the entire dungeon area, making this even more of a big deal...]

[All of this is Ruru-chan's fault, isn't it? Seriously.]

[The TV broadcast seems to be saying "the cause is unknown" due to press censorship.]

[Well, since it's Ruru-chan's curse passing to Haru-chan, it looks like they could get cancelled and cause collateral damage otherwise]

[On the other hand, Haru-chan's stream itself is so peaceful, lol]

[If you didn't look at the comments, it would just seem like a normal girl's adventure]

[Wow, Haru-chan, you're amazing for going for a walk by yourself!]

[Going for a walk (skipping one floor at a time, getting three monster houses in a row on changing floor is just too murderous no matter how you look at it, and on top of that there's Ruru-chan's curse... normally it's impossible)]

[Little girls these days are amazing...]

[Little girls these days are so pitiful!!]

[That's right, Haru-chan was something else.]

[Real or legal loli, it doesn't matter, just please stay safe...]

[I don't mind a shota, at this point...]

[Like I said, you should not casually force your wishes like that, Anego.]

[Well, there haven't been any dangerous situations up until now, so it's okay... right?]

["I guess it's Ruru-san's fault after all..."]

[lol]

[Ruru-chan is apologizing profusely lol]

[Maybe it's still going on because Ruru-chan hasn't logged out...?]

[I understand your concern, but...]

[Emi-Okaasan, can you take care of Ruru-chan? Maybe you could borrow a detached house from the shrine or a room in the temple and put up a barrier...?]

[If they did that, the whole shrine or temple would probably collapse]

[lol]

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