Ch.21 "My First Dungeon Livestream (Worldwide)" 4

"...I wonder if I should get an exorcism on my way home..."

[I think that would be a good idea.]

[But I think that’s impossible.]

[But it's a homing Ruru-chan...]

[Fukaya Ruru "I'm sorry... I'm really sorry..."]

[Ruru-chan is apologizing]

[lol]

[Don't cry]

[But this is the first time Haru-chan has had this much bad luck since Ruru-chan started streaming herself...]

[Haru-chan, a little girl enthralled by Ruru-chan]

[Now that I think about it, Haru-chan was a boku-ko]

[There's a lot going on, I completely forgot about it...]

[Normally, just the fact that a Loli being a boku-ko would make her personality too strong already...]

[Her personality got overshadowed by everything else]

[Is it a mistake to blow it away?]

[Yea probably]

When I go down the stairs, I find myself in a place swarming with monsters.

Three in a row at that.

… Of course, it didn't get any more than that, but this time all the monsters that appeared were rare, with different colors or slightly different appearances.

Naturally, shiny and rare monsters are strong, just like in games before dungeons appeared in real life, but... it's still pretty tough.

"Bows and arrows are useful, but the arrows breaks easily, and gun bullets are expensive... I need to collect more stones that I can pick up for free..."

[Haru-chan, please be happy ¥5000]

[Please accept my uncle's pocket money ¥10000]

[Here's my allowance... This is not the time to spin on gacha. ¥3000]

[Oh, tips... regardless of the number of subscribers, the agency applied for monetization...]

[Haru-chan wouldn't have noticed if that wasn't the case.]

[Ruru-chan is the goddess of salvation... no, this was all Ruru-chan's fault in the first place]

[Rumors that everything at this moment is Ruru-chan's fault]

[Rumor?]

[Sorry, I meant the truth]

[lol]

[But because she said it in such a cute voice, I thought she was asking for something, but Haru-chan herself wasn't looking at the screen so it was actually just her complaining lol]

[I guess monetization isn't even on her mind if she only had 10 subscribers until a few days ago...]

[In other words, it feels like she's just streaming as a hobby, without any thought for monetization...]

[Haru-chan... she's become known as a poor person...]

[At this level, she should've been earning quite a bit, so why...]

[I don't know why, but I'm glad she talked so much today... but maybe it would have been better if Haru-chan had remained silent...]

[If I hadn't known, I would have just enjoyed it... I can't go back now]

[Shall we sink into the swamp together?]

[Come with us]

[Primordials...]

[Kyun]

[Wait, you're getting excited at the wrong thing]

[lol]

[Every time Haru-chan opens her mouth, darkness just comes pouring out.]

[Why……]

[Is it Ruru-chan's fault after all...?]

[She keeps imitating her dad, but not her mom... ah...]

[A single father family, and she's diving into the dungeon for her father... when she gets home, she'll be spoiled by Emi-Okaasan...?]

[Would you like to be wrapped in that softness and feel soothed?]

[If possible, could you also stream that scene?]

[Mikazuki Emi "**********************************"]

[Emi-chan?!]

[Now it's Emi-chan's turn... Emi-chan has become Ruru-chan's prey...!]

[lol]

[Fukaya Ruru: "I'm sorry, Emi-chan... Is just too worried about Haru-chan"]

[So kind]

[Being so kind must be stressful...]

[Haru-chan, be happy...]

The monsters are becoming strangely strong.

This isn't just my imagination.

"………………………………"

Wristband on arm.

I was already in standby mode, feeling more anxious than usual.

In this state, I can escape immediately by tapping, and it's amazing that it will automatically escape even in the case of a large impact.

[Emergency escape device!]

[Are you going home?]

[I think that's probably a good idea... There's something strange going on.]

[Also, <URL> It seems like she's diving normally in the previous streams... one level at a time, without any traps. Ruru-chan must be doing something after all.]

[Haru-chan Rescue Team...but it's just volunteers]

[Even if those people dive, they usually only do it one layer at a time, so it takes too long and they can't catch up]

[It's a beginner's dungeon, but each floor is pretty spacious.]

[Even if they run at full speed, it will take at least two hours to get there.]

[Haru-chan, how many levels did you skip?]

[Seriously, what floor are we on now?]

[Even Haru-chan doesn't know the exact floor]

...There's a signal, it's charging perfectly, and it even displays the message "Operate?"

I'm making sure it's not broken.

Because I'm solo, I have to check my safety line many times.

"I haven't taken any damage yet, so I'll go a little further. There seems to be plenty more space in this bag."

[Haru-chan only looks ahead... I like that about her]

[Um, the number of concurrent viewers... has jumped up several times since the evening...]

[That's amazing amount, no?]

[Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it exceeded 1 million...]

[Normally, this would be enough to maie the streamer happy and turn it into a commemorative stream, but...]

[But you know, it's Haru-chan after all...]

[Unlike before, it wasn't even on the news, but we lined up here... amazing.]

[Well, in reality, she's treated as newcomers at Emi-chan and Ruru-chan's agency]

[There's no way a newbie like this exists! The bar for those who come in after is gonna be so high!?]

[lol]

[Haru-chan is....yeah]

[It's something else called "Haru-chan" now...]

[Treated like Ruru-chan lol]

[Following the Unfortunate Ruru-chan, we have Headshot Haru-chan... what an amazing time we live in]

At first I just walked, slowly picking up stones as I went.

I ate some rice balls on the way and lay down for about 10 minutes...but I wasn't sleeping.

So, this bag.

Since there didn't seem to be any traps that would do anything to whatever you put in, I kept putting in equipment, and ended up with nothing but the bare minimum, so I was essentially empty-handed.

So I actually feel more comfortable than usual...physically, at least.

As for my heart... yeah.

"I guess this is Ruru-san's fault after all..."

[Isn't that right?]

[That's right]

[Fukaya Ruru "I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."]

[Pitiful, but so cute lol]

[Lick lick]

Something strange might happen again.

Being more cautious than usual is making me quite mentally exhausted.

Ah.

"...Let's use up the remaining ammo and go back after."

[That's good... That's good...]

[If you could please check the comments on the way out...]

[It's already too late for that]

[I'm relieved now that I know Haru-chan is an amazing girl who can do more than just a decent job solo, even though she's covered in darkness.]

[Once Haru-chan escapes, I'll work hard today...]

[You definitely haven't done any work today.]

[Because I'm curious, you know?]

[lol]

[But her speech and behavior are childish... is she really a legal loli?]

[she's obviously a real loli]

[It's Shota!!!]

[Calm down, Shotacon]

[Well, it's been 10 years since the dungeon appeared, so it's not surprising that a genius who is perfectly suited to the dungeon would appear, given the times.]

[Stop it]

[How old are the guys who know about the time before dungeons appeared?]

[Stop]

[Please stop]

[What should the uncles do?]

[I'm still an older brother... not an uncle...]

Although it's a bit faster and the core is stronger, it's still a beginner's dungeon... which is a bit odd... so the monsters aren't that strong.

So I increased my concealment and visibility to the maximum so that it wouldn't be a problem if I made more noise.

So, I'm going to walk until I get out of breath.

Let's use up all the energy I've saved from not being able to go outside for two days.

[Huh? Wait a sec]

[Why did Haru-chan start running?!]

[Don't tell me, suicide attack?]

[Haru-chan?!]

[No, it's fine]

[Haru-chan often does this when she wants to go home early]

[Primordials... Thanks for the info]

"Fu fu."

From a normal walking speed with a child's legs, the magical boost increases the speed to the equivalent of an adult jogging, albeit with a child's stride.

This will cut down on travel time and get mr to my destination quickly.

It's something I do regularly.

It's actually quite useful because it allows me to move around town quickly.

【●REC】

[AI user, what is this?]

[Leave it to me, I'll capture even her breath perfectly]

[Are you God?]

[Fukaya Ruru: "Oh, Emi-chan and my manager said that you should apply for that sort of thing through the agency."]

[Of course. We will submit the data and ask for permission before publishing it, and we will also apply the utmost consideration and restrictions.]

[Great]

[By the way, Ruru-chan, if you don't log out, misfortune will happen again...]

[It's better to get permission in moderation than to be banned without question.]

[It will definitely be misused eventually though]

[Well, the popular ones have been around for a while now...]

[By the way, Haru-chan, isn't she fast...?]

[She's using magic to boost... No, that's dangerous if you're solo...]

[Haru-chan is the type of person who can retreat before she gets tired and loses her composure, so don't worry.]

[That's right, this is the pattern where she just want to get it over with because it's too much of a hassle]

[Yeah yeah, Haru-chan is totally lazy]

[The Primordials have an extremely high level of understanding]

[lol]

[That's us primordials for you]

"1 left"

Shun.

"1 diagonally forward right"

Shun.

"3 from behind."

Spins around and then shun.

Then I'll go and grab the drops that are close to the direction I'm aiming for, but I won't go too far off the course.

From here on, it's a hunt of speed, with an emphasis on efficiency.

[What is this little girl doing? (Speechless)]

[She's running at about the speed of a bicycle while shooting without stopping...]

[And not using a slingshot, but a bow...]

[Wow, the little girl is dancing]

[I do Archery, but I can't aim, shoot, or move that fast.]

[It's not that kind of sport, is it?]

[Archery... Maybe I should quit...]

[Like I said, isn't it different?]

[My main weapon is a bow too, but I have to start over from scratch…]

[It's a skill that's usually unnecessary even in dungeons, you know??]

[Haru-chan spreads despair]

[This is damaging not only the monsters but also the viewers...]

[What is this little girl...?]

[Wait, something's wrong. Surely one hit from a monster of this level, and it's a common bow, and the length of her arm means that it shouldn't have any power.]

[I don't know, I don't know about this skill]

[I'm starting to think it's a video, a composite]

[Unfortunately, it's a live stream...]

[If this was all calculated, I can't believe anything anymore.]

[Don't worry, Ruru-chan's infectious energy is the real deal]

[lol]

[Ruru-chan is in charge of the punchline lol]

◇

"It was strong."

In front of me was a huge bear.

It has all sorts of horns and stuff, I wonder what it's called.

I'm not really interested so it doesn't really matter.

[Breaking News: Haru-chan also takes a headshot on a new type of monster]

[Q: What did you think? A: "It was strong" ... So cute.]

[Cute (eyes spinning)]

[She can kill any monster instantly, and everything is a highlight]

[The higher your level in the dungeon, the more highlights you can see]

[Is this Haru-chan's style of entertainment...?]

[No, it’s just natural.]

[lol]

"Is this an FOE? A scary guy?"

[Haru-chan, that's the boss... maybe a boss monster...?]

[The boss monster is dismissed with just 2 words : "scary guy" lol]

[Her naming sense is that of a child]

[There's no way something like this is wandering around the dungeon]

[In the first place, this hall is the boss floor, just one floor down the stairs...]

[Well, that's Haru-chan...]

[Ah yeah, I kind of understand that.]

[There's a term called Haru-chan now]

[Haru-chan is someone who has no common sense whatsoever]

[It's amazing to be able master your own style...]

[Don't try this at home, okay? Seriously.]

[Any normal person would have suffered serious injuries and made an emergency escape before this happened, so don't worry.]

[lol]

[Is it okay to feel at ease now?]

I looked around a bit, but there were no stairs to go down.

...You see rooms like this sometimes.

There is also a dungeon under construction.

"It seems the next floor hasn't opened yet, so I'll leave now using the escape device. I hope I'll be able to dive next time I come here."

[No, it would never open, this is the innermost part, Haru-chan]

[This is the boss room... Why aren't you looking for the treasure chest, Haru-chan...]

[Haru-chan's reconnaissance ability should have revealed the chest if she looked, so why...?]

[... Sometimes, even though it's a dungeon boss room, for some reason there's no boss and only treasure chests and drops... Is this the reason why?]

[Hah?]

[No way]

[There's no way... right?]

[Haru-chan has been diving for about three years... huh?]

[I'll try making a list of those rumors. If those are near the dungeon from the last incident...]

[Haru-chan left without even realizing she'd conquered the dungeon!?]

[lol]

[Eh...]

[What a waste...]

[This kid is strange after all]

[Sad news: Haru-chan should have been protected]

[There's something really crazy about solo divers after all...]

[I learned information I didn't want to know]

[This is definitely a drawback of diving solo...]

[Haru-chan needs to be protected... and Emi-Oneesan and her friends need to teach her everything from the very beginning...]

[The Dungeon Association was also investigating, Haru-chan... why are there dungeons without bosses...]

[I can't believe that Haru-chan is the cause...]

[The people who were investigating the Dungeon Association must be crying because years of work have gone to waste]

[Too pitiful]

[And now Haru-chan is going to be investigated, and it's going to be hellish.]

[Too pitiful]

"Well, that's the end of today's broadcast. I'm a bit tired, so I'll reply briefly after I get back to the surface."

[Haru-chan is "a little tired" after doing all of this]

[She didn't seem tired until the end...]

[Is she really human? Could she be an elf born in a dungeon?]

[Emi-Okaasan, Get Haru-chan right away. Get her and take her home right away and protect her from bad people.]

[It's worrying that she has so much skill but is missing so much.]

[If she's not careful, she might just follow a stranger, saying "Hey Ojou-chan, can you come over and buy me some rice balls from the convenience store?"]

[I had an idea]

[Reported]

[Should I disclose your information?]

[Onee-san, stop it. This one is actually a joke.]

[lol]

[Haru-chan, I'm glad you got taken care of in exchange for taking Ruru-chan's misfortune... no, seriously]

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