Ch.23 [【Shocking!】 Super Rookie Haru-chan's Guerrilla Stream Causes a Big Uproar] 2 ... And Afterwards

[Summary for those who have just arrived: Haru-chan comes from a poor family and is a devoted daddy's girl because her sick father is so important to her → She happened to have an aptitude for dungeons and went into them almost every day to make a living?]

[Haru-chan is really a legal loli theory: A few years ago, the law was changed so that 16-year-olds were considered adults within the dungeon, so if she turned 18 this year, she would have been barely 16 when she started streaming. If she started streaming three years prior, she wouldn't be subject to the annual student restrictions.]

[If Haru-chan is still a loli and under 16, it would be against the law, so if she insists on being an adult, then damn, a loli streamer is born]

[If she's a legal loli, then a 120cm tall legal loli streamer has appeared, and if she's an actual loli, then an actual loli streamer will has appeared, so it's a reward for us either way.]

[No face shown, no voice spoken, declared as a hobby account → Whether she's an actual loli or a legal loli, she has a noticeable appearance, and if she stands out she's in a position where she'd be in trouble, plus her estimated level is almost at the upper limit of 15-20, meaning she's one of the top 100 in the country and doesn't want to go through the trouble, so she went private]

[There's too much information]

[Thanks for summarizing the chaos]

[Even tho there are some contradictions, they all come together nicely...]

[It's a bit rough, but it seems to fit together somehow...?]

[Sad news: Haru-chan was doing a weird stream because it was necessary]

[Sad news: But because of Ruru-chan she was discovered and she is now under Ruru-chan's agency's custody]

[Sad news: but she ran away and is streaming as usual]

[Why……?]

[Only the last part is not connected lol]

[lol]

[He's definitely a boy. I haven't given up hope yet.]

[Newcomer Onee-san, you again?]

[Even on social media, as people say whatever they want, the information gets mixed with each other lol]

[So this is the guy who knows about the gathering...]

[The internet is scary]

[Identification is scary. Let's all be careful, okay? Once it gets to this point, it's too late...]

[Having famous friends is amazing, isn't it?]

[Haru-chan seems to have finally decided to go home]

[Thank goodness... Thank goodness...]

[!?]

[Haru-chan makes a mad dash]

[Maybe: this is also Ruru-chan'sー]

[Huh?]

[Eh, um]

[Haru-chan is running at full speed and still hitting her headshots...]

[What is this...?]

[Why is she behaving like a game in real life...?]

[Sad news: Haru-chan was definitely weird after all]

[Wow, this is what the best in the country can do...]

[Moreover, perhaps because she wants to use up all the remaining bullets, she goes out of his way to fire a difficult-to-handle bow in rapid succession...]

[Is this acrobatics?]

[She's nocking the arrows every second and doesn't aim in the same direction twice...]

[Kids these days are so amazing]

[Calm down, it's just Haru-chan]

[This is not how a normal kid fight!]

[Apologize to normal children!]

[lol]

[Even in the comments section of the stream, people are expressing their despair lol]

[Well, it seems like they can tell that her ability is better than them since they have the same role...]

[Even people who are just playing sports are suffering fatal injuries]

[It's going to be tough if you can't accept that Haru-chan is special]

[That's it.]

[Wait, don't tell me, this big room isー]

[The boss floor!?]

[According to the calculations of volunteers, if she skips 1 floor at a time, and then skip 2 floors at a time after the monster house in 9th floor, she'll reach the 200th floor around this time☆]

[Diving solo to 200th floor is crazy work]

[Even if the entrance is level 1 and even intermediate players can dive up to about 100 floors, 200 floors is a bit much...]

[The party who challenged this dungeon before Haru-chan stopped on the 100th floor, right?]

[This is bad]

[Even if no high-ranking parties have come, it's still the 200th floor... Normally it would take two or three nights to clear the dungeon...]

[Normally, yeah. But Haru-chan did the Ruru-chan skip...]

[Even if you change the way you say it, like "Ruru-chan skip," the facts won't change, right?]

[Ruru-chan skip... it sounds good...]

[No matter how I think about it, the only image I can picture is Ruru-chan getting carried away and falling over]

[lol]

["Big Bear" She said]

[lol]

[She's so carefree lol]

[Ah, it stopped moving.]

[Wait, one shot from a gun?!]

[What... With a common gun and bullets she just picked up?]

[The skill got a critical hit...right? Please tell me that's the case]

[Only grass grows]

["Surely It's not going to fall forward" lol]

[lol]

[Ahh... On Ruru-chan's incident, as she said "Did they do it!?", the dragon fell over towards her...]

[That unexpected chase must have traumatized you, Haru-chan.]

[Even Haru-chan would be traumatized...]

[What do you guys think about Haru-chan?]

[Eh, A scary little girl]

[I don't know why but she's scary]

[A strange child]

[lol]

[The boss monster, suspected to be a new species, she called it "scary mutant."]

[Cute]

[Cute but scary]

[I guess that's good enough now...]

[The person compiling the monster information must be scratching their head]

[Oh, fiーnally she escaped]

[But, Haru-chan, the treasure chest! Where's the treasure chest!?]

[Sad news: Haru-chan, who is an airhead, misses the treasure chest]

[This girl is seriously mistaking the previous boss for a mutant FOE.]

[Haru-chan the Clumsy Girl]

[Oh, the stream ended]

[Even Haru-chan must have been tired]

[Well, it seems like it's been about seven hours since it was made public...]

[Moreover, the only break she had during that time was the rice ball break.]

[This is going to be rough]

[But... there's a police line around the dungeon...]

[【Shocking】 Super rookie Haru-chan's guerrilla stream causes a big uproar. Reflection venue]

[For now, once Haru-chan starts streaming, the primordials should make her stay put]

[Leave it to us]

[Don't worry, I'll use all my men to stop them]

[Oh no, that's too extreme]

[I mean, it's the Primordials...]

[lol]

[Ruru-chan, Emi-chan, and the agency's officials all became quiet after they announced that Haru-chan was safe... They're probably all crowding around Haru-chan right now and giving her a lecture.]

[Poor Haru-chan...]

[Why?! It was Haru-chan who was in the wrong.]

[lol]

[There are probably many reasons, but there's no doubt that it was Haru-chan's fault for running away and going into the dungeon!]

[But it was Homing Ruru-chan who caused this to happen!]

[What's with that homing accuracy... is there really a way to activate traps like that in a dungeon...?]

[Even if it didn't exist, it will from today.]

[Public servants here and there will likely be forced to work overtime today...]

[Poor thing]

[That's so sad! Ruru-chan, please apologize!]

[Wait, if you poke it carelessly you'll be cursed. I'm not threatening you]

[The curse that must not be called by name]

[Scary……]

[Today's stream is her complete world debut. Isn't that a little crazy?]

[Because it's Haru-chan]

[That's true.]

[lol]

[But, well, her inhuman movements were clearly visible in today's stream... I'm sure this one will get a lot of attention]

[Um... She's surpassed s lot of streamers and reached 3 million subs...]

[Looking at her contents, that number is actually kinda low]

[The clipping of Scary Bear's headshot got 2 million views in an hour...]

[I wonder how many people who have been studying or working seriously without looking at the internet go home and take a break, then look at the internet and flock here...]

[Don't be scared, Haru-chan]

[It's okay, it's that Haru-chan, you know?]

[She'd probably say something like "Everyone must be bored"]

[lol]

[She'd say it with that unmotivated tone of voice.]

[lol, I can easily imagine it in my head]

[<URL> Looks like Haru-chan's official account is up and running!!]

[Oh, Emi-Okaasan and Ruru-chan are following it too, this is the real deal]

[Um, the numbers on her profile page are increasing at an incredible rate...]

[Well, after everything that's happened, the timing is just right]

[I guess this is a new strategy from the agency... Doesn't seem like it]

[lol]

[Can they really aim for this? Stop messing around!]

[If they can do it on purpose, it wouldn't struggle at all]

[Well, you see, with Ruru-chan's curse ability...]

[In fact, if she could aim for that, she could become a modern-day sorcerer or something, that Ruru-chan]

[And Haru-chan passes by with a calm look on her face]

[Corpses pile up around her]

[Wow... 500,000 social media followers in just 20 minutes... That's crazy...]

◇◇

"...these are the excerpts from the comments on the stream and the message board."

"Hou"

On the luxurious desk is a plate with the word "Chairman" written on it.

The old man looked up from the freshly printed paper - through his reading glasses - and answered the middle-aged man sitting on the sofa.

“Until now, I have been investigating the case of Haru-chan… ahem, Soya Harumi-san’s case through ‘her’, who ‘coincidentally’ met up with Fukaya-san and Mikazuki-san during the search…”

“Haru-chan… Hmm, I think we’ve reached our limit. We’ve been dealing with the media smoothly, but with so much information being poured out, it’s impossible to stop it.”

"The important thing is that Haru-chan herself... is cute... small but she stands out and is a troublemaker, but she needs to be aware of that."

"Haru-tan, if she keeps going like that, soon her face might show up, or she might blurt out that she was a boy... I get it."

"Fortunately, the mainstream opinion on the Internet is that her drinking and adult comments 'unthinkable'... but they are still dangerous."

In a closed room with just the two of them.

They decided to try to make direct contact with "the man who had transformed into a girl due to something inside the dungeon."

"...President. The 'other eight' said, 'It's not fair that only the two of you are meeting Haru-chan. Let us meet her too.'"

"It's not cheating or anything, it's a job that has nothing to do with them... If Haru-tan gets suspicious, then it's all over. Tell them to just make do with the recording of our meeting"

"Understood... Ah, what about that shotacon office lady who has essentially joined us as the Primordials?"

"I'm looking forward to seeing how she reacts when she finds out Haru-tan's a loli. Above all, Haru-tan herself added her to today's private stream."

"Okay, I'll connect her to a secret line."

"...Yeah. Just to be on the safe side, make sure to keep a record of her workplace and family so that no one learns anything about Haru-tan."

"They've already been arranged. If there are any intentions of rebellion, we can say that they are spies from another country involved in dungeons, and we can give any reason."

"Umu."

And once again, unbeknownst to the little girl who calls herself "Haru," a conspiracy surrounding "the her who was him" swirls.

ーEven if she did find out, she'd probably say, "It's too much hassle, so I don't care."

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