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October 2, 2026

Stormy, Deadly Night - Selma, North Carolina

This week, in Selma, North Carolina, when two men head out into the dark & stormy night, while sniffing a very crazy substance, and looking for trouble. A strange turn of events finds these wild men horribly murdering an unsuspecting victim, in his own home, with little for the killers to gain. It's a mystery to detectives, until an entire trailer full of people seem to know some serious details about the killing!!

Along the way, we find out that the local festival has WAY too many pageants, that people should really be more careful about the substances they inhale, and that you shouldn't tell everyone in the trailer park about your senseless murder!!

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Comments (40)

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Stacy Nielsen · October 16, 2026

I’m all lacquered up 🤣

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Bobbi Sparrow · October 8, 2026

You two are absolutely terrific! I look forward to Wednesday evenings like I did when I was drinkin' in my 20's!! Thanks for becoming the best podcasters I've ever heard.

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Nicole MacDonald · October 7, 2026

"Unless Skipper's your type!" 😂☠️

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Collin · October 6, 2026

“Doing lacquer thinner” has GOT to be on a t shirt or hoodie

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Charles Jewell · October 6, 2026

This sounds more like a Florida crime.

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Mike Enright · October 5, 2026

Killed me when they brought up a potential Middler/Mix-A-Lot duet, hahahahhaha! "You are the Anaconda beneath my buns"

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Brandon Withrow · October 5, 2026

Yall keeping coming with the heat from my home state of NC. I'm from western NC. My aunts went to school with David "Skywalker" Thompson. About 25 min from Gaffney SC. An hour from Asheville and Charlotte. But I just so happen to be working out of town in Clayton NC. But the motel I'm staying at is in Selma. I'm currently making the 4hr drive to Selma. Cool episode to listen to while I'm driving towards the shithole that is Slema NC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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NonniX2 · October 5, 2026

Do people really keep spreadsheets of the show? If so, that's a tad much🤦‍♀️

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Savannah Malloy · October 5, 2026

I literally just keep thinking about Horton hears a who every single fucking time they say his name😂😂😂

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Tammy Lynne · October 5, 2026

This Tammy would have been offended if I wasn't laughing so hard. 🤣

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Kitty Edge · October 5, 2026

Just leaving this: https://open.spotify.com/track/3WgvBN7BL9eGKjg8f1CPq6?si=WkAfS3fPQ7OOpmuWvcv0mw&utm_source=copy-link

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Kitty Edge · October 5, 2026

Southern Culture on the Skids (from N.C) with Liquored Up and Lacquered Down

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Booklady · October 5, 2026

Maybe if our government spent more money on youth activity centers in these small, disadvantaged towns (instead of their glorified "War on Drugs"), shit like this wouldn't happen so much! Meth and Fentanyl will continue to be a problem so long as there is demand for it. And demand will continue as long as these kids have nothing else to do. When will our government EVER get it?!

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Cam 🛸 · October 5, 2026

This one felt like it went by so fast!

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M.M.E · October 5, 2026

My son when he was about four always said Horston Hears a Whose so that was adorable. Anyway doing lacquer or the thinner or fuck I can't remember, you know what I mean. I am from the city and growing up I did not hang with anyone who did drugs but the ones on the edge of my circle did weed and pills and real liquor. Then in our 20s folks did cocaine like normal people, allegedly. Now, I have never heard of this quaint pastime of doing lacquer accessories?? But my boyfriend is super country and we'll leave his drug history where it is, moving on. I am going to ask him right now if he has heard of huffing lacquer and I can almost promise he will have heard of it, have cousins/buddies who were into it, and also some of those people will be dead now, because that's how his stories in this vein go. Stay tuned

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Jaimie Harris · October 4, 2026

James, I used to have a neighbor who had a bumper sticker that said, “Italians don’t die. They just pasta way.”

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Nunya_bsnss · October 4, 2026

30:00 Two grown men, in the back of a car, huffing lacquer thinner 34:20 I COULD READ

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Laura Claire · October 4, 2026

“Tammys have sweat marks on their face while they’re blowing you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh, Jimmie.

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Jon Ronn · October 4, 2026

80's Tammy, yeah

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Julie · October 3, 2026

Lacquer riff was awesome “Jimmie had a scholarship to MIT “ ruined me 🤣

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Kramer and his Cougar MILF · October 3, 2026

Thank you for using the term "Glamour Shots" 😂 It's a certain type of headshot from like a decade-wide window of time 🤩 which I'm constantly citing while I watch murder shows... Sus.

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Cam 🛸 · October 5, 2026

I vividly remember my mom getting ready to go take glamour shots at the department store

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Emm · October 3, 2026

Uttering is presenting a false instrument to an institution, I.e. , a fake check to a bank.

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Rebecca Flowers · October 3, 2026

I lived in a small town not too far from Selma in 1989. It was like being in 1965.

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Donnie King · October 3, 2026

Didn't expect my Uncle Tommy and Aunt Tammy to be taking strays today.

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WhitB · October 3, 2026

As a long time JoCo attorney, this was my favorite ep. I’ve been waiting 739 episodes for this day. And I’ll just say, every aspect of this story fully tracks

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70Boss302 · October 3, 2026

This story inspired the lesser known children's book "Horton Hears a Hillbilly"

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Lilly Mongold · October 3, 2026

This has got to be up there with some of the more senseless murders. Dude was just chilling in his trailer during a storm. Fucked up

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Craig · October 3, 2026

Holy shit 4 mins

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Alexis Brooks · October 3, 2026

I don't understand Jimmie's, comment about Batman knocking a pedophile off the charts re: Ghostbusters II, can someone explain?

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Snarky Moomin · October 3, 2026

I think he's referring to the dude who played Vigo the Carpathian. See CIS #431 for details

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Kristen Merek · October 3, 2026

The book you’re thinking of with the cook who sniffs lacquer thinner is Kitchen Confidential!

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Jesika Akhavein Rubin · October 3, 2026

Smelma

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Sisyphus · October 3, 2026

🎶 Keep on sniffen till your brain goes pop 🎶

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Brigid Schabes · October 3, 2026

hahaha came here to make a Primus comment

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Don Nelson · October 3, 2026

Apparently, someones haven't read their Dr. Seuss. 😆🧐

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we_in_the_spiritworld_asshole · October 3, 2026

It took almost 40 minutes, and finally "Horton heard / who" comes up. we'll see if they acknowledge it, I'm commenting as I'm listening 😂

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Daniel Sandomenico · October 3, 2026

Same!!..I was SURE they’d jump on that shit, haha

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Daniel Sandomenico · October 3, 2026

“Horton hears someone, but he doesn’t know who”… Answer- Horton Hears a Who!…duhh ;)

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Hot Dog Racing YouTube · October 3, 2026

Wait the show has a format for what states they go to? I had no idea there was a pattern and I’ve listened to literally every episode 😮