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September 27, 2026

BONUS - BIVENS FAMILY MURDER

This week, James and Jimmie discuss a minor league baseball player finding out that his family was murdered while he was on the road at a game.

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JD · October 12, 2026

Bivens never advanced beyond AA because he walked 39 and struck out 33 in 57 innings in 2019. He just wasn’t very good.

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Stephen · October 9, 2026

"A sad tragedy" so glad it was not a happy tragedy.

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Brian Fondurulia · October 7, 2026

That sickness you caught has been going around MN. It was nasty middle of September. Knocked my ass out that weekend. I’d planned on going to the show but I was absolutely down with the sickness

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Sam Coleman · October 7, 2026

I’m really enjoying 38 minutes in, where James is talking about the cop with a baton and says “to beat this naked person off.” 😆

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MJ O'keeffe · October 6, 2026

Where can I find the Chloe Driver case? I know its on Patreon but whats it called?

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Justin Simmons · October 11, 2026

You should just be able to search her name on the stm homepage, I think?

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Shelley Frels · October 6, 2026

Hahahahahaha great pics!!

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Christine Nelson · October 4, 2026

I would guess the officers, although they made for some great entertainment, were probably thinking this guy is on Bath Salts or Flakka....and felt they would he overpowered by some super human strength...so they probably wanted to have more that a couple officers together, before taking him down. But bath salts or flask are known for making people strip down naked. Im not a police officer, but I think I would have run from him too, without having backup. If it was some kind of drug induced thing, hitting him with the baton may not have stopped him.

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R Murphy · October 4, 2026

I wish James had made it a STM Express episode, that way we’d have missed the 10 minutes of tedious baseball stats.

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Erika Copeland · October 4, 2026

He knocked on the neighbor’s door and punched her in the arm? Did he yell, “SLUG BUG” first?

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Stacey Holt · October 2, 2026

SSS

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Stacey Holt · October 2, 2026

I. : W A A CC 2 : / S S A Was s Z. See C s W can See S am

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JB · October 2, 2026

The 2020 MiBL season was cancelled due to COVID. Most guys went and played in other countries, notably, Australia.

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For Fabulous Sake · October 2, 2026

I feel bad for this guy. He will never be competent to stand trial. He is totaled.

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Carol King · October 2, 2026

James, what you said airport grime you’re exactly right every time I take a trip I end up sick. It’s just a given sometimes wearing a mask helps but nobody wants to wear one and I get that cause I hate them things but I get sick every time I go anywhere so I get it for both of you guys. I hope you get to feeling better.

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Mike Holland · September 30, 2026

The 6-9 y y 6 6-9 6-9 6-9 yy y yup

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Jon Robinson · September 30, 2026

The reason they needed th juvenile court was to involuntarily commit him to the nut house. They are in charge of making wards of the state.

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Sirc Michaels · September 29, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGv_TM5A0E0 Beware of the Naked Man!!

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Carolyn Emerson · September 29, 2026

Just curious what kind of dog & what was dogs name 😢

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Faun Forward · September 29, 2026

Look up Charles Cullen

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Nunya_bsnss · September 28, 2026

30:02 I'm calling the 119!

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Duke of New York · September 28, 2026

Oh James, if I had a nickel for every time we Virginians didn’t get our money’s worth from the government, I’d have enough to buy at least one tazer for the state police

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MJ O'keeffe · October 6, 2026

Ha! It's the CommonWEALTH for a reason huh? Lol #norfolkva

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Michelle Areyzaga · September 28, 2026

I can’t wait to look for the signs that Jimmy’s gotta shit onstage at the Boston/Medford show! Thanks for that one guys. 🙃

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Seamheads.com · September 28, 2026

My grandson's name is Cullen.

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Samuel Katz · September 28, 2026

Also funny to note that the Rays have continued to bring up talented baseball players since the Evan Longoria era they talked about. Even the Rays GM got promoted to Dodgers POBO. They once had the top prospect Wander Franco who was supposed to be a superstar, but he’s getting himself a CIS episode…his replacement is Junior Caminero, who’s a star in the league. The Rays are a well-oiled machine that can’t seem to win in October.

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Samuel Katz · September 28, 2026

“He looks like he has a gun on his hand but it’s just a baton in order to beat this naked person off of him”. JAMES!!!!

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Kyra Richter · September 28, 2026

Why do people keep saying the “he’s a Christian” as if that were a get out of jail free card? Then they’re the first to say they’re being persecuted. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Justin Simmons · October 11, 2026

💯🤡💩

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Amber Wright · September 28, 2026

Please make a Crime in Sports instagram! I deleted Facebook and don’t get to see pictures or updates. Keep on doing it 🤘

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Daniel Sandomenico · September 28, 2026

I’m at the point of the naked bro’s arrest…. And my money is on…..METH!!

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Daniel Sandomenico · September 28, 2026

Annnnnd… SWING AND A MISS ⚾️ , by me!!

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Cara (Care-uh) · September 28, 2026

I don't have any social media, so I wish you guys could post the photos here but I'm just one person and I know Google exists - I just wanna be lazy lol

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Cara (Care-uh) · October 1, 2026

Omg I just realized you guys put up the photos - they were everything I hoped they'd be hahahaha

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McLovin · September 27, 2026

I can’t believe it’s considered a reasonable policing response to send a tank to deal with a mentally ill naked man. WTF

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M. Kultra · September 27, 2026

Fuck God

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Mary · September 27, 2026

Oh that was sad ❤️

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · September 27, 2026

Where is the pic for us paying Patreon patrons???? Sorry to be so alliterative. But really - We are paying for shit like that!!! Or at least to be included in shit like that!!! Not all of us are on Na>i Twitter or Facist Facebook. Sorry. Try to not get political but can’t help it sometimes ya know? Still love you guys!!! See you in Dallas due to a very very good person who bequeathed his tickets to me & my sister-and we are freaking PSYCHED!!!!!!!

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ENKC · September 27, 2026

So someone can be incompetent to stand trial, meaning incompetent while doing to crime, but making them "competent" means we can try them and charge them as if they were competent the whole time? How does that make sense?

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Michele Williams · September 27, 2026

Reverse 911 is when the police send out a message to people in a geographic area to let them know there’s danger. For example the morning of Mother’s Day in 2021 we lived St Johns, FL. My family woke up to a reverse 911 alert sent by the St Johns Sheriff Office that a 13 year old girl named Trystan Bailey was missing to be on the lookout for her. At the time they hadn’t found her body. She was killed by a 14 year old classmate named Aiden Fucci.

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · September 27, 2026

That is Horrifyingly awful

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Denise R. Simon · September 27, 2026

Jimmie, please research Lithium.

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Joff Callaghan · September 27, 2026

Pretty sure he didn't have stats in 2020 because the minor league baseball season was cancelled due to the pandemic

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Carey Turner · September 27, 2026

That makes sense!

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Ken Riegel · September 27, 2026

Claims to be pro life yet dies. Interesting.

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The Camo · September 27, 2026

Perth Heat is the most successful team in the Australian Baseball League ... The league itself is affiliated with the MLB without necessarily being linked to any one team although the Heat were part of the Orioles, not sure if they still are. Dave Nillson of the Brewers helped set up the current league when he retired from MLB & moved home to Brisbane. He's also responsible for bringing the split-finger fast delivery to cricket - he taught it to Qld/Aus fast bowler Craig McDermott and for a long while our boys were the only ones who knew it.

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Meeeps · September 27, 2026

Zzzzzzzzz

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Sergeant Saunders · September 27, 2026

Yeah, reverse 911 is when they call you back after the line gets disconnected.