Bowling Blues, Sneaky Smoothie Makers, Goldilocks In Florida
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a bowling alley, where people are serious about their bowling, and say they're scared when the bartender takes a sip of the customer's drink. A smoothie place, where they say that employees take your smoothie in the back for minutes at a time, then laugh when they hand it to you. A water park, where people take a real Goldilocks approach to water temperature & much more!!
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Comments (43)
Reviewing the place in Cincinnati I thought it was cute when they were being protective of those girls they went into “Dad” mode over. However, Jimmie and James are very unaware of how hardy the female species in Cincy actually is! It’s very fair to say that they might be the ones you should be concerned with. They get down in the Nasty Nati!💪🏻🤣
Hearing James not know what UwU was cracked me up. Not that they probably care, but it's pronounced "oo - woo" and represents a cute little anime face that's supposed to be more innocent or kinda like the anime equivalent of puppy eyes, so to speak. Popular amongst online dwellers
I was an amazing young lady who took bong rips in the bathroom at work. It was a head shop so no complaints.
It’s JEFF, JIMMY! LMAO 😂
I wonder if the random periods are from text-to-speech. I know some text-to-speech auto-fills I also 100% bet the "-0" guy was changing a '0' to a '-1' and messed up
My oldest son got fired from a Wendy's for giving his friends free food. The only time his uniform shirt got washed was when I made him put it in the dirty clothes hamper.
I was sitting at the bar the other day, bartender was making an old fashioned for someone else but dropped the ice block in horizontally instead of vertically, without even a millisecond of thought I reached in the glass and fixed it 🙈 he still drank it
Will never again look at cup holders the same
I listen to the boys at work and I was falling over dying while hysterically laughing when it got to the "Grandma banjo music" 😂
i would love to hear you guys read reviews of your podcasts
No life jackets is for CPR reasons. My local pool only allows the arm floaties. The more popular across the chest floaties means time taking it off if a kid needs CPR.
Its cup holders for a reason!!!!! Is a wonderfully unhinged sentence
Probably the funniest episode so far, not for the reviews but your back and forth had me in tears 😂 it's Jeff... Jimmy it's a guy , it's Jeff. Her name is Jeff Jimmy
This has nothing to do with this episode but the was one episode I can’t even remember which show it was. But James and Jimmie started having a very heated, I would consider it yelling discussion. I was a little taken aback but I would love to know which show and which episode it was please. Now that I think about it I find it hilarious and want to listen to it again. Does anyone remuthat?
Context, love?? Any key words at all that you recall? I can think of one where they began yelling at each other about Jimmie's height, other than that I've never really heard them argue. Jimmie usually concedes but on this day he took a page from Florida and stood his ground *Edit to ask for more context ;)
Cincinasty…sorry, I had to say it.
Shitsinaty
T-shirt idea: “BOWL the HOINKE: Raising money to defeat the Axis since 1943”
They probably don’t want kids wearing life jackets on water slides cuz at that speed, going in feet first, your body is gonna keep flyin’ and the jacket is gonna try to stop you so it can slide up your body and absolutely FUCK UP your neck (or worse) 😬
If you think James is actually sorry about Ohio catching strays then you haven’t listened to the shows long enough
The waiters at the bowling alley sounds like a bit on Impractical Jokers 😂
"It’s cup holders for a reason!" New merch? lol
i’m in California and the Pepsi versus Coke. Just totally depends on which restaurant you’re in. I usually go to Taco Bell because they have Pepsi, but my favorite Burger King has the big Coke dispenser where there’s like 15 flavors of every different variety so I will get like a Dr Pepper or something when I go there. I would rather eat my own vomit, then drink any form of Coke though.
Ha!!! Same here! Used to love coke - but only DP for me now.
"IT'S CUPHOLDERS FOR A REASON!" should be on merch!!
I truly believed their first few reviews in Cincinnati would be of the LaRosas pizza 😂 I’ve been low key waiting for that. 😂 😂
As someone who bowls at least twice a week and travels 2 hours one way regularly for tournaments, I love the bowling talk
Jimmie's Spurious Science Corner would be awesome!! 😂😂
I went to a McDonald’s in STL. Returned my fries, they arrived cold AF. I watched the girl throw my returned fries back in with all the other fries. It was many years ago but I won’t be back to the Eureka Springs, Missouri location. 😂
My husband works at USPS. They started doing drug testing. He said only 1/4 of 73 candidates passed. The smoothie king will never have anyone working there.
It's insane. As long as drivers aren't drunk or high as they are DRIVING, it shouldn't fucking matter.
Hoinke is a bowling tournament. Had to google it.
'Bowling Talk with James and Jimmie'
Jeff I keeps saying her name is Jeff🤣
The lady’s name is Jeff!!! Made me lol so much
I had Cincy chili for dinner last night 🤣
Kids need to know what the buoyancy in the water feels like on their bodies without the jacket. If a kid jumps in a pool without one and they're use to wearing one, they're more prone to drowning. In situations like boating and giant ass wave pools I can see why you'd want your kid to wear one. But if your kid is in your backyard pool, you should be supervising and they should already know the basics to not literally die. You pool isn't your babysitter.
Bowling the Hoinke is frying me 😭😭🤣🤣
James is like "all I do is this stupid show" and I'm like "yayy new episode 🤩" 😅
I know I feel so bad 😭
The Curators of Stupidity!
The Curators or Stupidity. Great show name!
Yaaaaaay, Mondayyy!! 🥳😍