Apple Genius Anger, Haircuts & Tears, Art Of The (Nude) Dance

Apple does do uodates to ruin their products and have had lawsuits because of it. Android has a bad rep for some reason but they don't do that type of bullshit

The Full Balls & Empty Pockets name is the best!

James says he quotes " the whole point of monkey do's!" But for me it is. "What the point?!" Lol

The amount of times I say THE WHOLE REASON FOR MONKEYDOS

I wish the personal item of the week would come back. It was so funny listening to people complain about c*m like lube and dildos. Put it behind the patron pay wall and free edited version with ads.

Ohhhhhhh, how I miss 'the personal item of the week' reviews ☹️ All those surprised sounds Jimmy would make when James would reveal the item. OMG!! Laugh and laugh while driving - to the point I'd nearly pee myself. Fondly remembered ❤️

Jimmie sure loves his strip clubs...connoisseur

I think I need to go on a date with Jimmie to a strip club! I am pretty sure it would be highly entertaining!

Blue Balls and Empty Pockets?!?! I’m in!!

My Google pixels have never let me down. They are my Rick Astley

Apple stores suck! I had 4000 messages from china. In Chinese. Apple response, never seen that before. We don't know what to do. Samsung ever since. No, I didn't leave a review

You can definitely get laid in Texas strip clubs, at least the high dollar variety

Love that you picked on my home state of Ohio!

Don’t let your daughter have mats in her hair! There are so many products these days to not have any mats 🤪

I also regularly say, “the WHOLE REASON for Monkey Do’s…” 😂😂😂

Iphone batteries are absolutely replaceable

I get so sad when I saw green bubbles... Also, you can forward spam texts to 7726 to update all carriers spam filters

Oh man. Kept thinking of the scene in Robinhood Men in Tights when they say maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way it won’t sound as bad….:

If there is anything funnier than James channeling his inner angry Italian when reading the reviews, I haven’t heard it. Really hilarious episode today!

Went to my first strip club down in Daytona when i was freshly 21 on vacation. I 50 year old woman in an American bikini with a massive c section scar (not judging i understand things happen) said 5 dollars. I said I’m fine. She went all the way down to 2 dollars. I gave her 5 dollars and walked out. Never been back to one lol

Y’ever noticed people’s perceived personalities affect their reviews? 😂

My first husband was on a strict no more strip clubs due to a money incident. But he kept going anyway, hiding it from me. Until he locked his keys in the car and had to call me to bring the second set to the parking lot of Cherry Cherry. Never was there a more difficult phone call. Plus he had to relive it often as his friends thought it was hilarious. Of course I told them.

If your iPhone is bad at charging, check the port. Use a thumb tack and gently try scraping out the pocket lint. Also, the EU is demanding smart phones to be able to have swappable batteries again. So we might be able to look forward to that feature again.

TV version of Your Stupid Opinions 🙏🏽

Strip club Managers often don’t allow single women in because of soliciting their customers. Pisses me off because I love strip clubs 🤣

Oh I was pissed until I remembered it’s MONDAY

Why does James hate Cleveland so much??? I'm starting to feel picked on! ;)

Women definitely don’t get to touch strippers, lol I got in trouble for that 🤣🤣🤣 I didn’t know what to do with my hands🤣🤣🤣

Lmao the Vanity’s address may be Columbus, but it’s closer to Dublin and Hilliard on the NW side of the city. Not close to campus or the government buildings. We passed it a lot on the way to the dollar theater when I was a kid.

Listen, if your 3 yr old has matted hair, that's your fault. Sometimes cutting it down is the only option. Take care of your kid's hair!

Can’t even express how badly I needed to sit and listen to this, this morning, and bonus - laughed out loud in the first 3 minutes about the Apple Store “doesn’t sell apples” 😂

Mondays are my favorite day because of this podcast. It makes it much easier to get out of bed.

Yeah, I got a green bubble. I also got a phone that holds a charge. 😂

Wanna know what my androids have never done? Stopped taking a charge or stopped working randomly. They usually last a good 5+ years. I refuse to get an iPhone, I want to go backwards in phones..give me back a keyboard. 😂 but Samsung doesn't have an issue converting pictures and videos from iphones, but iphones can't properly accept them and ruins the quality. Seems like its on purpose 😂 (I know its not that serious im just commenting for funsies)

Best way to start a Monday!

desperately hoping yall know how to check your battery health and that you can just get a replacement battery 😭

Happy Monday, Murder Turkeys.