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August 7, 2026

The No Regrets Murderer - Montgomery, Minnesota

This week, in Montgomery, Minnesota, when a man is horribly murdered, while sleeping in his own living room, detectives think someone must've been out to get him. That is, until they start to look at the evidence, and realize that whoever the killer is, they were inside the house. This leads to an unlikely confession, and something even stranger; absolutely zero regrets. As a matter of fact, the killer is happy with what he's done, and is even "relieved"! What will happen to this happy killer???

Along the way, we find out that a "kolacky" sounds delicious, that you can only push people so far, and that buying a loaf of bread is not something that's worth yelling at someone for 2 hours!!

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Comments (56)

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CJ Delles · August 27, 2026

Hf

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Brooke C · August 15, 2026

All I could think of when James was talking about how big Rick was was the episode in South Dakota where the guy pounded nails in with his hands🤣🤣

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M. Kultra · August 14, 2026

Teach the kids how to shoot up the club

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Nunya_bsnss · August 14, 2026

2:00 FOR SALE!?!

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R Monster · August 13, 2026

Lol @ 85 seeds glued to the outside. That's Dave's killer bread. Hahaha it's wild

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Michael Hinchley · August 12, 2026

James, you need to update national average on home prices. The average (mean) home sale price in the United States was $502,700 in the second quarter of 2026, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, while the national median sales price—which avoids being skewed by multi-million dollar outliers—stood at $410,700.

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Morgan Willenbring · August 12, 2026

Love you guys and always excited to hear my home state as the location. Unfortunately this app is easily becoming one of the worst.

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kMarg · August 11, 2026

Honestly, good riddance. I feel compassion for what happened to the father as a child, but as an adult, he continued the cycle. I'm sorry for Jonas. (carrying the wheel,) :(

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Katie Oliver · August 11, 2026

It's not James' fault that Kolacky is a stupid way to spell it - that's how the MN town spells it

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Christopher with no last name · August 10, 2026

Gonna heat me up a couple of coalsheas before I listen to this episode

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Cassandra Schrow · August 10, 2026

Bonus episode of the psych eval? Pretty please?

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Jacob Hanson · August 10, 2026

Fish house in Minnesota would be something for ice fishing

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Cher Strong (#localweedia) · August 9, 2026

🎶💚🤭

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Cee Monkey · August 9, 2026

How to we put money in this kids commissary???

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The Camo · August 9, 2026

You have a Cane Corso??!!! GLORIOUS dogs. I love the mastiff breeds ... great big happy puppy teddy bears ... they love cuddles. Yes they do! Who loves cuddles?! Who's a goodest boy??!!

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Tanya Knight · August 9, 2026

See you all in Dallas!

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Liesl Manone · August 9, 2026

Ko-lah-chee LOL Took me a minute to figure out they were saying kolache.

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Carey Turner · August 9, 2026

OMG! This fucking story is my exact experience! Talk about triggers! I’m not doing well for sure right now, but I’m persevering because it’s important to honor others who have been through the same pain. There are so many truly sick people out there and I find that very sad. I thank God that I was able to get out alive. Took awhile but I’m one of the lucky survivors. My heart goes out to anyone who’s been through this or may be now.

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Christina Weeks · August 8, 2026

The confusion over a fish house 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🎣🎣

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Ginger Thomas · August 8, 2026

We need James to bring his doggos to the studio and show on Netflix

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Kyle Bearce · August 8, 2026

Ngl.... I almost wish this one was skipped.... it was more depressing than anything ngl

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70Boss302 · August 9, 2026

I couldn't finish it-I've only had to tap out one other time because of how detailed the abuse scenes were. Hopefully they'll take a break from abusive husband/father stories for a minute. All the humor couldn't outweigh the depressing shit.

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Kyle Bearce · August 8, 2026

This poor kid was tortured and brainwashed.... this one was really sad 😔

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Kyle Bearce · August 8, 2026

Reviews sound like the first episode of Worst Neighbor Ever on Netflix where the old lady would be in her yard in Kentucky with her tits out in sight of kids, baiting the neighbor to break the no contact order after she got her ass kicked.

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M.M.E · August 8, 2026

Still extremely curious about what this kid's idea of "dating professionally" is

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Karri Gunnerson · August 8, 2026

The fish house is only here?😂

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Nurse Ratchet · August 8, 2026

Hi guys. So I thought our town in Wilber Nebraska was the Czech capital (at least they say they are🤣). Anyway....the baked goods are pronounced kolochee(sorry James I know you hate pronunciation corrections but I had to)🫣

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Bean · August 8, 2026

I thought so too!

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Ginger Thomas · August 8, 2026

Yeah…ask me about “unauthorized purchases”

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Colin Burke · August 8, 2026

It’s Minnesota fish house is for ice fishing

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Machavelli & Cheese · August 8, 2026

Great show as always gents! How about a new Michigan episode? May I suggest Clarkston Michigan. Definitely a few dipshits that have revoked anothers life subscription and gave them life's complimentary dirt nap a tad earlier than expected.

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Jessica Schafer · August 8, 2026

Omfg. I know hes a product of his environment...but listening to the kids quotes annoyed the shit out of me 😂

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Indiraaaa · August 8, 2026

I’m Bosnian and we also call these kinds of pastries kolači/kolache. But I am loving Ko-lack-key 😂

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Amy Brassard · August 8, 2026

Fish houses are used to put on the frozen lakes to go ice fishing

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Judy Cronje · August 8, 2026

Life without seems way too harsh. This was a once off, in my opinion... he's not a danger to society... sure he did something terrible but i just feel the sentence is too much, at least give him a chance at parole.

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Judy Cronje · August 8, 2026

Pls do a bonus on the psych eval!

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Judy Cronje · August 8, 2026

Topside sounds like a specific cut of meat!

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lucas johnstone · August 8, 2026

Kolaches can be savory too

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lucas johnstone · August 8, 2026

Fish house for ice fishing

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Teresa Summers · August 8, 2026

Jimmy needs to iron his black velvet background curtain

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Stephanie · August 8, 2026

PNW,er here. Whale watching is great, until it’s breaching on the bow - or close by, whatever. Don’t even need 3 minutes. Absolutely not. No thank you. I’ll watch a video.

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kate · August 8, 2026

A fish house can also be a house in the back that's just used for cleaning fish!

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Samantha · August 8, 2026

Sounds like Jonah did the world a favor here

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Emily Gold · August 8, 2026

Fish house is used for ice fishing and can be very expensive. Also, Jonas mentions his dad’s strange Roman Catholic beliefs, I bet that’s behind the “are you jacking off” calls.

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Christina Weeks · August 8, 2026

I went to say the same thing about a fish house and here you already were 🙌🏻

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Kristi B Green · August 8, 2026

Prick with a silent p

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Amanda Dawson · August 8, 2026

Too many times I try to listen to the Patreon on Apple and it’s says cannot be played on this device! I pay for no adds!

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Devon · August 8, 2026

I'm dying at how James pronounced kolache! 😂

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Em · August 8, 2026

Came here for the solidarity! I lol'd my Czech prdel off!

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Wasabi Kat · August 8, 2026

I love James for raising dogs responsibly.

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Planet Tyler · August 8, 2026

Does he have pictures of them up anywhere?

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Starkweather Christina · August 8, 2026

I kid you not one time I made the mistake of accidentally buying hot dog buns that weren’t pre-sliced. My husband chastised me for way too long.

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kMarg · August 11, 2026

I'm sorry. That's some real bullshit.

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Kristi and Ray · August 8, 2026

Q: why does Patron be the last place available?

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70Boss302 · August 8, 2026

ChooChoo Turkeys!! 🦃

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Moosker · August 8, 2026

If I could give this 6 stars; I WOULD!