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August 10, 2026

Pregnant Home Improvement Fight Club, More Poop Than Park, Eating In The Rain

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Home Depot, where the employees seem to either ignore people, or try to fight pregnant customers. A children's museum, where the parents are angry at the admission fee for adults, when there's nothing for grown ups to do. A large waterfront public park, where the bathrooms contain the most unspeakable horrors, ever & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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Comments (45)

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Jeff Kaos · August 29, 2026

Is it really hard to imagine an older man White Kniting a pretty young girl at the Home Depot?

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Steve Funk · August 17, 2026

Myn

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Janis Pyles · August 15, 2026

I can't find the older episodes that come with the monthly domation.

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Melanie Chavez · August 14, 2026

DON'T IRON MY BRAIN! Should be your next T-shirt! 😂

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patty poston · August 14, 2026

Love it!

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Cristan · August 13, 2026

LOVED THIS EPISODE!

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Danielle Plett · August 12, 2026

God damnit.. I love a Hardee’s omelette biscuit 😂😂😂

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Jeremy Hislop · August 12, 2026

E.S.O

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Leann Corbett · August 12, 2026

Breakdown of NutrientsCalories: 590 – 630 kcalTotal Fat: 39 – 41 gSaturated Fat: 16 gCholesterol: 230 mgSodium: 1,480 – 1,490 mgTotal Carbohydrates: 46 – 48 gDietary Fiber: 2 – 3 gSugars: 3 – 4 gProtein: 19 gIngredientsThe loaded omelet fold contains folded eggs filled with:Crumbled sausageBaconHamAmerican cheeseServed inside a Made from Scratch™ Biscuit

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Deanna Snyder · August 12, 2026

I totally want these people complaining about not enough room and the bathrooms blah blah blah…. Go to COUNTRY CONCERT, HAVE SOME DRINKS, get some beads…. And mud slide!!!!! Doesn’t really matter about bathrooms now does it and it was A HOOT OF A CRAZY TIME!!!! 🥰🥰😆😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️❤️ you know what I’m talking about Jimmie!! 😜😜😆😆😂😂👏👏

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Lori Simmonds · August 12, 2026

Please put it on Netflix

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Kat Irving · August 11, 2026

I worked for home depot and it was one of the worst jobs I ever had. I got heel spurs standing on the concrete floor 8 hours a day. They had soft mats behind the registers but we werent allowed to stay there when we weren't ringing people up. We had to stand at the end of the aisle. We were required to ask people if they needed help even if you say someone just asked them. I got yelled at by a manager because I didn't ask a guy if he needed help. I watched the man get asked at least four times in a one minute span so by the time he got to me he was pretty annoyed by it. I told the manager that and she said it didn't matter you asked everyone. There was about 30 of us that got hired on a 90 day probationary period and before it was up we were all fired for some dumb reason. I got fired because they said I stole the coke i was drinking.. I told them I dont drink coke this was clearly a dr pepper bottle in my hand which they dont sell. I want to see this video. They said I had to call a number and make an app. But then they came back and said I could work out the rest of my schedule because they didn't have anyone else to work atm. Like access me of stealing then say I can work Wtf

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Rachel Fowler · August 11, 2026

My brother’s first car was a 1991 Toyota Tercel named Turby. It was like the little engine that could

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Micah Is Real · August 11, 2026

When I was a kid Dallas had a place literally called "The Science Place" next to Fair Park and it was awesome lol

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Micah Is Real · August 11, 2026

The worst day of my life I got ran over and my left foot came off lmaooooo I wish a trip to Home Depot was my worst day 😭

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Brigid Schabes · August 11, 2026

ok i found the park toilet pictures and they are truly the craziest i’ve ever seen

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NonniX2 · August 11, 2026

The loaded omelet biscuit is my go to order at Hardee's. It's freaking delicious!!🤷‍♀️ lol

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Jordyn Fahey · August 11, 2026

Hardee’s reviews are killing me 💀

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Savannah Malloy · August 11, 2026

Moved to Alabama from Boston when I was 5, never really took to traditional biscuits, but a fresh, warm, WELL-MADE Hardee’s egg and cheese biscuit? One of my all-time favorite treats. Until like 2010, the one in my hometown was always spot-on first thing in the AM, but I haven’t seen a Hardee’s I would trust to feed raccoons in over a decade…only fast food I trust now is Chic-fil-a, not believe in god or anything, they’re just always very clean.

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Tasha · August 11, 2026

My Monday blessing!

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Savannah Malloy · August 11, 2026

“it says we CAN help, not we WILL help” 😂top ten Whisman responses

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Tiara Walker · August 11, 2026

You said kids quest and I went ??? The fuckin Bellevue assholes??😂😭 I was indeed right 💀

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rebecca Deardorff · August 11, 2026

Those sandwiches should come with warnings like a pack of cigarettes!!! People don’t realize what they’re doing to themselves but their company sure as fuck does. What do you want to bet they have stock in insulin? When you talked about miserable tradesmen, I actually thought you were talking about Jimmie😂 They were doing lines in the bathroom, snorting xannies and lortabs

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Daniel Sandomenico · August 11, 2026

* I think when you said, “Yugghk”, about the Hot Ham and Cheese, you meant to say “Yummm”

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SolveigAlexandra Kraus · August 11, 2026

As a former Home Depot employee in Canada, this was hilarious. The aprons last about a month, the strings have to be cut off when being tossed out and when you quit they leave an apron in the staff room for everyone to sign

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Tracy Poetz · August 10, 2026

Jimmie I’ve worked at the same Walmart for almost 17 years. Before we had a remodel I could tell you where almost everything in the grocery aisles was and what other products they were by. You just start to memorize where things were by stocking shelves and shopping for customers

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teagan reynolds · August 10, 2026

my father owns a concrete company and has been doing it for 25+ years. he is genuinely the grumpiest person whose been an ‘old man’ since he was probably 35.

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Mary · August 10, 2026

Why do I persist in eating while listening to this show??

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70Boss302 · August 10, 2026

😂😂

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Ashley V · August 10, 2026

There’s a great review for Union Park by “Lablueeyez Moorehead” that read “Cops are over abundance their” 😂😂

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Darlene · August 10, 2026

Fun again, love Jimmie and James!

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Maxandra · August 10, 2026

Uh oh. I start a Home Depot job on Thursday, but this one is in Rhode Island.

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Savannah Malloy · August 11, 2026

Ruh-roh

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Annie Olson · August 10, 2026

“Am I snortin, shootin, or smokin?!” 😂😂😂😂

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Jay · August 10, 2026

I’m happy to report that Jimmie was looking at the combo and that the loaded omelet biscuit on its own only has 590 cals with 36g of fat and 1540mg sodium… practically a kale salad if you don’t get the hashbrowns

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Erika Fultz · August 10, 2026

The furnace repair guys who come to check mine love the fact that it's in a closet in my open carport.

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Jason Frick · August 10, 2026

I need the Boys!!

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Jason Frick · August 10, 2026

Something wrong with the feed today. Can't download or listen on patreon or any other podcast app.

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70Boss302 · August 10, 2026

Try restarting phone? Apologies if you already did that, but it's worked for me in the past. Best of Luck!

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Katie L · August 10, 2026

I live in Baton Rouge and that Home Depot is an absolute hellhole

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Donna Engler · August 10, 2026

I was going to say this! I miss home (B.R.) but airline hwy is horrible. I used to work at the Express One Stop on airline hwy.

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Catwoman79 · August 10, 2026

I’m from California and I can tell you that carl’s jr and hardees are way different from each other. Granted I haven’t eaten at a carls jr since the 90’s. I tried Hardees back then too and it was disgusting.

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Jake Everett · August 10, 2026

Tradesman here, I can attest, we are miserable haha

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Sgt. Slaughter's Cobra · August 10, 2026

I would buy 2 monster biscuits, hash rounds, and a large coke at my local Hardee's. Didnt have to eat the rest of the day.

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Jeremy Doran · August 10, 2026

Only way to get through a Monday is with James and Jimmie