Swimming In Methbutter - Scott Miller
This week, we talk about an Australian swimmer, who nearly won Olympic gold. Despite never getting back to the games, he was a huge celebrity, even marrying a famous tv personality, and being a power couple. But eventually, his mental issues, and lack of career led him first to doing ecstasy, and loving to party. This leads to full blown meth & heroin use. It also leads to a major drug distribution network, where all of his conversations were intercepted by police, making for good comedy, but a lot of criminal charges, due to repeated arrests!!
Lose the gold medal, because a Russian was cheating, marry the host of "Australia's Next Top Model", and sell meth & heroin, all across the continent with Scott Miller!!
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Comments (63)
As an Aussie who loves this show dearly, sometimes I feel like they're better with material they have some feel for. Listening to this was just a case of going, "Wrong. Wrong. WTF? Wrong. Wrong. "
1:36:20 Criminal offense 40: Shartting
James' closet foot fetish is showing again
Of all the Australian episodes you boys have done. This one is definitely the most ignorantly charming. As an Aussie, I absolutely love it!
So disappointing that James would walk away from a woman being assaulted by a man - I hope if any of the women in his life found them selves in a similar dire situation that Good Samaritans would come to their aid rather than shrug and say “none of my business”.
As I. Going to the store in my flip flops 🤪
I just listened to an old 2022 STM episode and they said they were ending Crime in Sports. I’m glad they didn’t! ✌🏻
It's a good thing that Australians exist, and they hear plenty about their athletes.
My first CIS listen… just popped up after STM. Omg. Such a crazy story!
He’s good now….
Did Alan Jones get to him???
26:47 New vocab: PoolTang and Dusty Blowjobs
Hawaii loves flip flops, called slippers here. Maybe we just have better quality slippers or we're raised in them. I work in a grocery store and people walk in BARE FOOT all the time and that weirds me out
Merck manufactures hundreds of thousands of capsules/hr. 27,000/hr is considered a low production rate.
butter, back, breast, free..... say that ten times fast.
Also, on the team... swimmers and divers DO NOT interchange titles; in fact, they're very tribal about it 🤣 Greg is pissed.
Just an FYI "Gear" is slang for steroids
Scotty Miller wr bucs, now bears (if he doesn’t get cut in camp
Jimmie is correct. Michael Phelps said "I feel most at home in the water. I disappear. That's where I belong. Swimmers know this feeling. The silence, the aloneness, with nothing but your thoughts.". As a former swimmer it's absolutely true
Jesus Christ when James starts arguing with Jimmie over stupid shit like golf being just as isolated a sport as swimming is, absolutely not budging on his view and refusing to see what Jimmie is saying, it is so uncomfortable. Infuriating even. It sounds like James is mad at Jimmie about something that happened off mic and is taking it out on him on air. Golf is not as isolating or alone a sport as swimming. You are walking and talking and drinking with other people for the 5 hours it takes to do 18 holes. You are competing with the other guys to get the best lowest score. Swimming is alone in the silent water with just you. You are chatting and bsing with other people while you participate in the sport. God damn James stop being so unyielding.
Its especially jarring when it's over something where Jimmie has actual personal experience and he doesn't- which is a lot of the time.
As someone who just broke their foot in 5 places from slipping on a stair in flip flops. I mean. It can happen
450 pills per minute. Almost 8 pills per second. 😮
For whoever needs to hear this: you’re allowed to feel just as much grief for a pet dying as people do when a human dies. There’s no need to compare the two, it’s not a competition
You can grieve over a pet, a house, a job, a relationship, moving, anything. Grief hurts no matter what.
At 1 hour and 7 mins when James turns into Vince McMahon, what music is that, that he uses, please? They've used it for years and I really wanna know 😂😂
I'm pretty sure it's his entrance music from WWE. Or at least close to it.
Oh nooooo.... We are a soul crushing burden??? 😭😭😭 Appreciate you both so much!
The one man that should’ve been able to find him was Andrew Theirren! He needs to make a return
Yes!
lol “I find that weapon offensive” 1:01:00
Omg Jimmie is once again on-point in this episode. Lol. They brought up Ryan Lochte. A lot of swimmers commit crimes. That rapist from Stanford was a swimmer.
Jimmie The relay is back, breast, fly, free The individual is fly, back, breast, free ❤️
This is such a crazy nuance lol
Aw the USS Forrestal omg lol
Swimmin' Butter sounds like a band that plays the Quilting Festival when all of the Ludicri are unavailable
So true 🤣
The 'Pink bat scandal' killed people. He deserves to be jailed for his role in this. Loved your attempts at the Aussie suburbs and town names. Some of the first nation names are tough.
My best friends last name is Kulikov and I’ve never heard of anyone else with that name!
2000 cums is a lot, even for me 45:02
5t54
I’m 100% behind James about men in flip flops. I work in a grocery store and see ugly feet all the time and it makes me gag. Also I broke my leg slipping on ice and my boyfriend got mad at me for it. So there’s that lol
As Red in Shawshank says, "I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes?" Keep it neck (or waist) up, you'll be just fine. Checking someone out head-to-toe at a grocery store is weird to begin with lol...
Im the mum of a olympic rower. Four AM starts Monday to Friday. Competing on the weekends. Went all over the world. My advice to parents: dont do it! Exhausting. He got into Navel officer school because of his sport.
😆 the debate of sports loneliness....
Jimmie killed Mary Lou Retro! Noooooooo
Its the water that puts swimming on a different scale.
I forgot about Greg Hugeanus, er eh, Louganis. Great stroker!
Hahaha! One of our very own. Can’t wait to hear this!
I stayed at the thunderbird motel in Yass it’s not bad quite comfortable
27,000 pills an hour = 450 EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE!! 648,000 A DAY 236,520,000 MILLION A YEAR…that seems insanely impossible, haha
Sleeping on Katie Ledecky
James every single time you are convinced Jimmie is wrong and you’re right, you’re just misunderstanding what he’s saying. It’s actually absurd just listen brother
There was one time Jimmie shifted James' perspective (just one!) that I can think of: I recall something being translated from ASL and James was poking fun at the broken English translation, "Being deaf doesn't have anything to do with your ability to compose a sentence."...... Jimmie corrected him explaining that American Sign Language actually has it's own unique grammar and sentence structure; it sounds that way when translated because you can't sign every English word in the exact same English order without fundamentally changing how natural ASL works.... It factors in facial expression and forgoes a lot of "grammatic" detail. I think James even said, "Oh, I didn't know that." 🤔 No idea what episode it was 🤷 but Jimmy def got a point on the board 💜
James, Jimmy’s right. People play golf on the weekend because it’s social. Swimming isn’t. It’s following the black line up and down the pool.
As a previous Mission Bay Mako I can concur.
Skippy Huegill was the fastest fly-er in the world for years & "Milk" married a Balinese princess
Yes! Check out the literal Princess Michael Klim married! 😂
lol aussies are always doing weird shit.
Fair 🤣👌
Jimmie just unalived Mary Lou Retton 😂
I literally googled her right after he said that. He was at least right about the financial problems
C'mon Aussie