A Generic Looking Soccer Hero, The Walking Office Dead, Worst Rated Water Park

In Connecticut you can ONLY pay cash for inspections

Cristiano Ronaldo looks like if Elon Musk got handsome, like Squidward in that SpongeBob episode, you know, when Squidward got handsome.

I worked graveyard at a gas station in the hood. I'm not a criminal, and I preferred to work that shift. Considering that I moved from a real city to Pittsburgh, I've dealt with far worse. I worked in McKee's Rocks, which actually is a ghetto compared to the worst parts of Pgh, but I still felt safer with the crackheads and drunks and "gangstas" there than I ever did in my house where I lived in CA. The SSA does actually want your physical, actual, DL. I have had to do it. It's ridiculous. They mail it back to you and if you get pulled over, you're SOL.

Fuck soccer

Fuck this is a goated episode, Jimmie sending his birth certificate across the world 😅😅😅

I was in Pottsville, PA when two cops got unalived because the cops couldn't see through their tint, too dark. They were passing through from Philly. Probably smuggling drugs I I don't think they ever caught them

Siri off

I didn’t know where else to share this but I live near New Bedford Mass and finally went to see the local whaling museum, which was actually really amazing truly exceptional for a museum of its size. However, there was a t-shirt in the gift shop that was puzzling so i asked an employee about it. Apparently several years back a patron left a completely serious review (they contacted the person) that just baffled the staff and now they use it on their apparel and as their unofficial moto. The t-shirt in question was a caption of the review that read: “One star. Worst aquarium ever.” I now am a donating sustaining member of the museum

Bro... Jimmie's laugh 🤣🤣 I love it

“Cracker!” “Belter!” Sarcastically good…shit 😂🤣

As someone who works overnights at a gas station, I can confirm we are weird and potentially untrustworthy lmfao

I live within a mile of the water park. Always looks crowded. Never ever would I go but they do have cool fireworks that I can watch from my backyard. Love that.

Jimmy sending his birth certificate to a fan is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Hit another one outta the park! I have listened to the show since episode 1 - which feels strangely like it was yesterday. I didn’t think it could get any funnier. I was wrong

‘Messi is so much better’ Jimmy is going to get shot by some crazy Ronaldo fan boy after that…….

I used to work a catering job and I was dropping off a fruit basket in Regis Philbin’s green room. He immediately shouted, “Where’s my wardrobe!?” I’m the fruit basket guy, dick. I guess maybe that’s just the way he talks to everyone, just like the gas station attendant.

Jimmie can I please have a photo, I live in Australia 🦘🌏.

Harribly? Think slut. Whore-ibly. Not "har."

Can’t wait for a love after lockup

James. You are my spirit animal. Don’t care about soccer/football - like at ALL. I also hate things that are good for you to eat - and I don’t care to hear how good it tastes or how healthy it is. The lecture I’m given will not change my mind & makes me hate it even more.

OMG! I have to go to the Social Security office next month. Let’s hope it’s better than this one. Haha

Cristiano Ronaldo is possibly the most self-regarding individual on the face of the earth and his fans are unhinged. And neither he nor Messi are worthy of lacing Maradona's boots.

Jimmie sending a fan his birthday certificate is killing me 😂😂😂

Ahhhh James you hurt my feeling where’s your Italian blood on this? 😂 Jimmie!!!! Yay. My fave is Zinedine Zidane. I am not obsessed over soccer and I hate the stupid drama when they fall, but watching Z dance around that ball will forever be on my mind.

You are not wrong. I don't give a shit either. Soccer🙄

“Mah frittat sandwich!” took me out 😂😭

The story about James's grandma bringing sandwiches to the mall in her purse..... reminds me of when my brother and I were young kids and my mom paid our aunt to watch us. She was REALLY frugal, to the point of being ridiculous. So my mom gave her money to cover meals at McDonald's in case we needed to run errands but at that time it was 10 cents more to get a cheeseburger versus a hamburger at McDonald's so my aunt would always put a cheese slice (think Kraft singles) in her big purse and dig for it when we sat down to eat.

I live in Texas and the Shell station told me that I needed to pay cash. I didn't question it.

Hearing these 2 discuss football (soccer) is hilarious. It’s such an easy sport to understand and the militant ignorance for how it works has me laughing my ass off. Also hearing that it’s “boring” from ppl who like baseball really says something 😂

I’m with you James, we feel the same about Cristiano Renaldo 💩

Yes finally James has the same opinion of soccer as me

They actually expected me to send my license through the mail in 2021. I told them no, and had to fight with them for 6 months before I got a new card with my name change.

They absolutely make you mail your REAL drivers license-just don’t change your name when you get married.

Dropped my kid off at a water park with a carload of kids today so they can float in 4 feet of piss. 🤣🤣🤣

Yes! I live in Gallatin. Thanks for reviewing something here.

I work 10pm to 6 am at a gas station 🤣🤣🤣

So funny my husband (not much of a soccer fan) and my son (his dads English and a huge soccer fan therefore so is he, particularly a Ronaldo fan) constantly argue about who’s better between Messi and Ronaldo. Also! My son had his year end field trip to Cultus Lake Water slides and 12 kids got electrocuted (not mine) and hospitalized! No one died, but could possibly count for a theme park disaster episode!

I wanted to like soccer. I tried, some things just don't work out. I'm with you, James

Jimmies birth certificate story had me laughing and saying "I just ❤️ him." 🤣

Indiana requires more than 30% VLT. The stupid part is that’s on all sides of cars, but SUVs and trucks it only applies for the front windows

I think it was my last inspection in New York, I went to a Midas station and that guy was amazing. He gave me every little trick to try to get my car to pass inspection, because it was a shit bucket lol. I was laughing when you were talking about the sticker thing cause I know a few of those folks in New York myself lol

So in defense of the person at the SSA office (no clue why they reviewed with this issue in 2024) aduring Covid they did make you mail everything to change your name, not photocopies either. I got married in May 2020. It’s one of those pick one from column A, B, and C to prove identification. Luckily I had a passport so I could mail that rather than my drivers license but I had to mail my original birth certificate and passport and just hope for the best. They mailed it back after but it took like 2 months. My married last name is weird so I also had to put a sticky note on the paperwork that said “Steveson NOT SteveNson” because if they put Stevenson on my new SSN card I would in fact be Stevenson😅 Jimmie has always gotten it right though!

Resident of Gallatin Tennessee here. It is so cool to hear a local place featured. 😝

I agree with James. I know I’m wrong and I don’t care

The Golden Cristiano boots/shoes, are an actually trophy called the golden boot.

Google Ronaldo after sauna, he's ripped as fuck. I couldn't find the statue but I presume it's based on this pic by James' description.

The tint laws in NY State is 70% lol

James hates everything lol

You guys are especially punchy and hilarious today! Keep up the great work 🤣 28:20 "His statues make him look like he has a learning disability, that he wears on his FACE" 🤣 28:45 I liked him before I beheld his butt-ugly statues 29:10 30:46 can't give a shit 37:00 I sent my Birth certificate to Australia 🦘 42:50 "What idiot mails their original Driver's license?!" 49:40 Jimi needs to leave a review, ⭐-"They caused me to contract Giardia " 54:00 Grandma carries egg sandwiches for 45 minutes and got offended no one ate them

CT does cash inspections so we can’t charge them back and so the businesses don’t have to eat the CC fee, because you know the state isn’t gonna pay that. Businesses can opt for card transactions, but I’ve yet to find one who does.

I’m with James. I don’t understand soccer and I don’t care lol

James, I’m with you 100% re: soccer and having 0% interest. Good to have someone else in the minority!

They should hire the people who recreate unidentifiable people to make the busts! Most of those are spot on.