The Church Of The Octopus - Robert Rozier - Part 1

1:18:30 The Roxi Heart! (Chicago musical character)

So we are pro Al "fuck Oakland let's move to the middle of the desert where people shouldn't live in the first place" Davis? But fuck the NFL? Lol okay.

I LITERALLY DID THE SAME MATHS JIMMIE DID!!! I did pre algebra 9th and 10th, skipped 11th, and Consumer Math 12th! And it's not octopi; it's octopuses. James was correct.

Love the in depth research and series of episodes on one fella. I enjoy it.

This Christian trad wife loves you both, my octopus brothers!!!

I cannot not stress enough how much I need some Chruch of the Octopie merch.

Wait. I thought you dont need to know anything about sports to like this show? I dont know even HALF of these players ...BUT, im here for the true crime and for Jimmie and James so fuck it

I absolutely love you guys. It makes me look forward to Mondays. I am not on board with slamming the religion. I am a believer, but we all have our own beliefs. It does amaze me how people are looking for something and grab the first thing that sounds good. Maybe I am not trusting enough, but I also don’t live in a warehouse.

Jimmy. Pics or it didn’t happen, buy all the octopi! All the octopi!

Stupidity is absolutely cyclical and as a society, people have lost the ability to think critically. It’s sad.

So if you like football but hate all the NFL money bullshit than youd likely enjoy CFL. I think it has more action than NFL and isn't just a bunch of lame rich douche bags.

The childish anti-religion rants get me everytime 😂 never heard two men as lost as these guys The religious child abuse claim is so wild, you are more likely to be abused by a teacher than a religious leader. But go off I guess

Oh! Father Divine is actually an influence of Jim Jones. Apparently wackados just follow that guy

I would like a Church of the Octopus shirt please.

Seen STM live twice. But, why do you say CIS isn't about sports or you dont have to live sports, then you spend half the episode talking about sports? Either spend 5 or 10 minutes on the sport or stop describing CIS as such. Anyways, thats my 2 cents. Love you guys, seen you twice at STM live events. They're funny as hell!

You know why manipulative people seek out churches? Because Christian’s are quick to forgive. They’re quick to see the best in you. These people doing terrible things are NOT Christian’s. They’re opportunistic scum, that know which communities to seek out and prey upon. I hope that gives more clarity to these terrible situations. Christian conservative here. Whom loves giving you my hard heard money lol. Love you guys! Hope to see you live! One day! I promise, not all of us are terrible 🙏 God bless! Also, love the church of Octupi! lol 😂🤣

I would join your Octopus church immediately.

The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is close to the Church of Octopi. Maybe they should become followers of Pastafarianism

IM SO IN!!

Hey, me and Robert share a birthday 🎉

In defense of the Yaweh ben Yaweh people not putting the celibacy thing together: cults often keep their members underfed and in states of clinical exhaustion so they *can't* process things clearly

Being nicknamed the Gorilla Pimp is horrible, it is slang for a pimp who beat the hell out of there prostitutes; i.e. punching, kicking, dragging, and "donkey konging a bitch"

New shirt…Hail the octopi!!

As someone who is up at 5 am every morning. Sign me up for the 3 Bs.

Thank you for your religious rant, that was much needed! 🙏 All hail the octopi!

These guys are the best deal on Patreon. Only $5 a month for everything they do! That's amazing. James just needs to stop sleeping so he can do a few more episodes a month. I truly get bored listening to other podcasts, even if they are compelling stories and done well. These guys have the best voices and are always entertaining. I love these guys, even when James makes fun of music and movies I like.

Lmao Grey's harbor college is where I got my G.E.D 😂🤣😂

Don’t go on Barton street at all but I lived like 5 min walk from that strip club lol shout out Hamilton

All hail the cephalopod gods!! 🐙

Oskee wee wee go ticats! Argos Suck!

I love me a medicine ball

I grew up in Aberdeen, Maryland lol

May your blessings be 8 fold 🐙🐙

Hockey is not boring James. If you had said baseball was boring, I would agree.

I have a tried and true joke to see if "religious" people have a sense of humor. Q: How you can you tell the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A: The Methodist will speak to you in the liquor store. 😁

James and Jimmy should start their own church-call it the church of the poison mind.

Thank you for the anti religion tirade! Everything you both expressed is 2000% my opinion.

Good but gross start to a great multi episode.

Start talking about fun church and I can't help but think of Rev. Cleophus. "Do you see the light?" "JESUS H. TAP DANCIN' CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!"

Pissing myself! The power of Octipie compell you!

James clapping along to Gospel music at a black church is the mental image I didn't know I needed hahahahaha

The only things I know about sports are from this podcast. I really started listening just cus I couldn’t get enough J+J from STM. Now this podcast is my fave of the three. Thank you for this GIFT. Obsessed with CIS. You guys rock!!

https://amzn.to/42HiDPd Here is the link to the Black last supper

There is an Australian cricketer with the middle name gwyl. Michael Gwyl Bevan

Love the Show! Give a woman a clue to fast forward through Sports Stats.

Bong hits, bjs, and breakfast sandwiches.

LOVE IT when Jimmie gets grossed out! So justified!! 🤣😂😅

“Moist”

All hail, theChurch of the Octopus! Where is my t shirt??? Though body shaming a dead man is discerning (yeah you’re both comedians and all) ….

Not gonna lie…. I fuckin LOVE that you’re not getting political. It’s very easy for me to understand that you and I do not agree politically but I truly love that you understand and embrace that you’re entertainers. I’ve stopped listening to multiple podcasts that I loved because they went political and even if it’s politics I agree with I les your show is about politics I do t want to listen at all. Thank you, love your shows very much. Thank you

Stop apologizing for going after these scamming cunt politicians and church leaders. We need to call it out loud and non stop. It drives me crazy when you guys APOLOGIZE for speaking the truth, for being absolutely correct and for making sense! Stop it! Keep up the great work. Love you guys

Bahaha unfortunately from Regina here

John Madden is an Alumnus 😆

As someone who had a stillbirth after using every form of modern medicine available to me, in a high risk hospital— THANK YOU for calling out the anti-medical idiots. Nothing pisses me off more, especially after what I went through last year.

I have an autographed picture of John Holmes that he signed for my grandmother and it asked her if she’s still sore because prior to him signing it, she had gotten in a car wreck.

🐙 Newest member of The Band of Octopi here.

The Avett Brothers have a great song called "Me and God". Jimmie might like it, but the message was extounded in this episode. The courus is "my God and I don't need a middle man" and one of my favorite lines is "sometimes I use curse words when I pray" ..and that God got them a Levis commercial.. great agent

I actually run the church of octopus. Thx to the universal church of online

Tithing 10% is s goddamn scam.

My brother in octopi 😅😅

James and Jimmy I love you guys. Thanks for helping my bad day!

All hail the octopus 🐙

Hello everyone! I'm sorry if this has already been asked, but why can't I listen to this audio on my laptop? I'm trying to be on my phone less. lol

I had a Black Last supper painting. I left it at my ex's house, I've looked for it on Amazon and a couple places. LMAO, yea I gave a couple fetus's CPR. Crazy

I'd say the only exception of a cult that didn't practice "traditional" sexual abuse would be Heavan's Gate, although you could look at forced celibacy as a form of sexual abuse.

@1:55:05-Ok, I’m a pediatrician and have had to perform CPR on babies. Are you telling me I could have just asked the OB to blow in the mom’s vajajay? And the VOLUNTARY $100 circumcisions? That’s when these rubes started questioning the “Word of Ben Yaway?”

Fuck yes!!! Oct-o-pie rule!!!!

Jack Thompson aka the Throwin' Samoan.

The religion of Octopi. Music leader: The Ludicri.

I know NOTHING about football and even I guessed it was the Raiders that signed him🤦‍♀️ lol

I WANT A T-SHIRT SAYING: “Stupid is Cyclical”. My favorite insult is to say that someone is “stuck on stupid,” but that one tops it.

I’m now an octipie

May the spirit of the Octopi bless you all today.

Ok, now we need some Church of the Octopus merch! 🐙

James making two classic Simpsons references in one episode? This contest is over. Give that man the $10,000. Also, I now consider myself to be Octopious.

Jimmy, are you disparaging people who earn $60k or less? You sure made yourself sound like you are better than they are. Weren’t you one of those people before?

I love you guys so much! Don’t forget the “he was a good Christian “ said about 👏 every 👏 fucking 👏 murderer. I’m always wondering why that is said as if it made everything not so bad or WTF??? Jimmie, I too was abused as a child by a “but he and his family are devout Christians “. I will forever be a proud atheist and if I’m wrong I’ll gladly go to hell where all the sane and coolest people go and not heave where all the hypocrites are.

Praise the Octopi 🐙

I honestly thought James would have advocated for Pastafarians and their belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster from Outer Space

Good way to sell tickets in the Midwest. Put us against each other. 😆 solid move.

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I am a Christian, but you had me howling with the Binny Hinn reference. When we were kids, my grandma would put it on and we would laugh until we cried.

Your new t-shirt “Stupid is cyclical”

I almost fell over at “…like if you dropped a grandfather clock and the cuckoo bird fell out…” 😂😂😂

Jimmie you nailed it! Washington State

Oh hell ya. Return of the gorilla pimp!

They should do an Al Davis bonus episode!