Meaningless Mutilation Murders - Farmington, New Mexico

vivisection, people collection! 😂

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holy crap 💩 my initials are BP AND i was born on June 29. i think this may be my favorite episode ✌🏼&🫶🏼

I write in all caps now (28) because I don’t like the letters touching on the row underneath🥲

You have to, but don't have to

If Bobby found god in jail why would he want to leave? God is there! And I got a chuckle every time he went looking for prostitutes in his Ford Aspire- the Aspire basically took over for the Ford Escort. He was looking for Escorts in an Escort

For being such a god-forsaken town, 3 MLB players coming from there is impressive.

Holy crap, the trench coat kids had me rolling! I am from a small (and I mean very, very small) town and we had one trench coat kid. He was totally into swords and he brought the Secret Service to our school. He made a threat again the president from one of our school computers. After that we had no trench coat kids left in my school... What a fucking moron!

Vampire: The Masquerade. In November 1996, it became associated with the real-life double murder of a Florida couple committed by teenager Roderick "Rod" Ferrell and his cult.

James: “Jimmie isn’t a dumb person - he just plays one on TV” … I KNEW IT!!! That is Jimmie’s brilliance and it plays so well against James’ storytelling abilities. You two are so good together. Love your pods and the two of you

Attempted sexual penetration is one of the worst charges I have ever heard!!

All I wanna say is, “Justin Verlander is my Tiger”. I’ve been a Detroit Tiger fan for at least 30 years.

Yet another episode where a psycho killer drove a legendary POS car (e.g. Chevette, Pinto, Gremlin, etc.). I used to feel sorry for someone driving a Ford Aspire or similar shit box. Now I know to immediately pepper spray them and run away if I want to survive.

Awww man I love you both so much. Pronunciation Schumuncuation!!!

My Papa’s name was Harold, and he was in fact an old bald man 😂

I think you guys should have one of those heat sensitive mugs that says "We are not ok" when cold and then says "I'm good now" when hot liquids are poured in it. I would definitely buy that.

I hope Betty Lee’s friends stub their toe every day for the rest of their lives.

This was such a great episode! I live in Durango and commuted for 2 years to Farmington for nursing school. Definitely cool to know the area. (Ps Farmington totally does suck as much as they say it does)

Ford Assfire

I still print in all caps.

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"Vivisection People Collection" would be a sick-ass name for a metal band.

Every week I think that we'll never hear a story highlighting the idiocy of criminals worse than this one and yet here we are!

Absolutely cackling at James' joke about the NM Supreme Court.... 😅🤣😅🤣 Bless you assholes! 💖

Leslie Engh=baby chicken= murder bird! Check the website. 😂

I KNEW JAMES AND JIMMIE WERE SMART! Seriously, I was going to post that recently when I heard Jimmie say “all the alleles” a couple of weeks ago. How many of us (who aren’t geneticists/biomedical scientists) remember what alleles are?!? I KNEW IT! 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️

Jimmie, did you ever get to fish the San Juan? I fished it back in 1994. Catch and release, but I caught the largest trout of my life there! Fantastic fun!

Holy shit you guys!!! "Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines" is a freaking awesome game!!! I think the one they were talking about is the first one, whereas the one I mentioned is the second in the franchise. But either way, I highly recommend those games despite their clunky controls. 💖🎮

Jimmie, what kind of work did you do for APS?

I’ve never heard anyone pronounce larynx that way, is that like a southwest or north east thing?

lol I came to this episode directly from watching this week’s episode of Dimension 20, where they are playing Vampire: The Masquerade for the first time

Lol the part where "putting 3 year old in the closet as a prank", I can confirm is a thing and actually is my earliest memory. I asked my mom "did you guys put me in a closet as a baby." And she said "they thought it was prank you weren't in there long..." long enough to last as a memory into my mid 30s. Now, don't know if it's a better prank, but when my brother was 4 o 5 convinced everyone to ignore him and pretend he wasn't there. Then I sad "I miss him so much. I'm so sad he died. What's that? I can almost hear him stilll..." meanwhile he was crying "I'm here I'm a ghost". He's 21 now, doesn't remember it.

Lived in Farmington for a year, absolute nightmare town. It’s northern New Mexico, why do you have a confederate flag??? So glad they mentioned the nuclear fracking though, that’s the most New Mexico thing ever and I love horrifying people with that.

Donating plasma is how I ate during undergrad and graduate school!

PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Do a bonus on operation plowshare!

I’m a Harold. Love the take on the name!!! 🤣 I go by my given name with much pride

The Christian Power Team actually visited my elementary school several times. They would tour the country and do that. It was crazy.

Ah ha ha. My dad’s name is Harold (so was my mom’s dad but that’s another story) and he often goes by Hal. And, yeah, he’s 96! Hahahaha

...so his larynx is crushed One of the best side rants in STM history

My first car was a blue Ford Aspire that didn’t even have power steering 😂

James complaining people correct him amuses me. James comes across as someone who is always right (even when they aren't) and Jimmy comes across as someone who is always wrong (even when he's not). Ive always assumed it's part of the charm of the show and I think they sort of play their characters (which I love) but I doubt this is what they are really like around friends and family.

I live in Farmington, New Hampshire which had a double homicide back in 2017 that you guys should check out to see if it’s worth an episode!! 🙃

Larynx, easy. Pharynx Guess what is you dumb comics

Hey, for the record, I’m gonna be making 140 selling plasma this week. But yeah, I’m poor as shit.

It really is larynx as in rhymes with sphinx. I hate hearing it as layrnicks, like how?

😂😂 Jimmie thinks having different tires on your car is against the law! 😂

I laughed so fucking hard when James was saying he gets shit for not pronouncing things right but if Jimmy says it wrong we’re like aww he’s trying. 🤣🤣🤣 my boyfriend and I lost it and laughed for at least a good 20 minutes. God I love you guys

Jimmie is comedically brilliant. He makes STM work. James and Jimmie, a perfect team

I'm pushing 50 and have been listening to metal/hardcore my whole life... never heard of a single one of those shit bands.

A guy I once stated, pointed out a Ford Aspire in traffic and told me it was called that because it was “aspiring to be a car”… that was 2003 and we’ve been married almost 21 years. Sucker for dumb jokes. 🤣

Ship Rock is nowhere near Farminngton!

Pollock is a little bitch

Listening and Jimmie makes a comment about ranch and pizza being a favorite of white girls. When I worked in restaurants, we used to call it “fat girl ketchup “. I’m dead right now

Married to a Navajo. Yes they love metal and ICP

This totally brought back memories- I knew a short pudgy kid in HS who got a brand new car for his 16th bday… a white Ford Aspire with a neon pink racing stripe down the side! It was the gayest car in the HS lot. I felt so bad for the guy.

If I were the sole prostitute in a small town, my street name would have to be “Highlander”.

James! - I can say Larynx, but I suuuuuper can't say Exsanguination.... You breezed right through that 🤩 You're also right, though; Jimmie DOES have it too good lol

Santa Fe prison riot would be a WILD Patreon episode. Some incredibly fucked up shit during.

As a New Mexican listener and huge fan, I'm truly conflicted about J&J's feelings about NM. I kinda get it, but if only they could see the gorgeous places up north. Still a huge fan and an Albuquerque Turkey! 😍btw-Jimmie is 100% correct-many many Native Americans love metal 🤘they pack the place!

Epic and memorable episode guys. Well done.

How were his parents not charged?? At the very least with obstructing justice for taking their blood-soaked son home to clean up. They assisted with tampering with a crime scene and helped him and his blood-soaked buddy. WTF?

The conversation about Jimmie landing the best job, and other comedians wanting that job -- Jimmie's job (listening to James and reacting) may seem easy, but I think it is deceptively easy. Jimmie is really excellent at knowing where to interject, make a joke, add personal experience, etc. I doubt other comedians could equal him.

Jimmy was kind of right. I live in a small town where voluntary firefighting is essential in the fact that if you don’t sign up for so many hours to help/volunteer, then if your place is ever on fire, you have to pay $500 for them to even come to your place if it is on fire. This is when you first buy property you sign up and if you’re older, you can help with cleanup efforts, or providing food, working in the office doing paperwork for after a fire. Etc.

Love y’all but it is WILD to claim that everyone pronounces larynx wrong. 🤣 The convo about it was hysterical!

Can’t wait to see you guys in Buffalo next week! Driving home from a Philly to treat my bestie for her birthday 💁🏼‍♀️

I had to pause and turn on Netflix when I heard James talk shit about Jimmie's old job 💀 I needed to see his reaction

We sold plasma back in the 1970s. Used the money for a keg and had a “blood bash.” Jackson Mississippi, 1973—77.

anything happens to either of you... shows over. RIP COMICSTORIAN

James: how did you work it so everyone thinks you know nothing and I know everything? Jimmie "Puhmella" Whisman: I have no idea

I started an all New Mexico relisten yesterday. Jimmie's rage hatred of that state feeds my soul 😆 🤣

I’m only 40 minutes in, but I feel like I’ve heard this story before about some loser who tells fibs all the time hahaha. They’ve definitely had another murderer who did this. I predict he’s going to kill someone later in the episode.

Looking for a particular pole?! Come on! The jokes write themselves 🤣😂 Love you guys ❤️

Jimmie thinks there's a draft for firefighters

I've got some twin mounds for ya! Hey yo!!!

I could've sworn they covered the Vampire: The Masquerade murders 😅 but I guess that was LPOTL.

Royal Oak, MI, May 30th @ 7pm. I have ONE TICKET FOR SALE - On the floor, section A Right, Row G, second seat in from the center right aisle (I'm keeping the aisle seat 😁)... WHO WANTS IT?

My grandpa was part of the underground nuclear fracking test! He said the fracking part went great, just all the product was too irradiated to use...

Lol. I need to send you guys a few sets of dice.

After telling a friend of mine who still works for APS (after 10 years), they also agree that APS can suck a dick. I told them to listen to the first few minutes of the show where Jimmie describes the PITA it was to work in Farmington.

oh my goodness gracious! i didn't even know that Jimmie was a lineman. holy 💩! arms like that AND a lineman?!?!?!?! 💦🪭🔥 lord help me! 😆

What are you, a comedian?

A navy whale 😂💀

I’ve had 3 different tires on my car before. Can confirm: Definitely poor people activity. 🫣🤷🏼‍♀️

James, 20:36, I cringed and then you said something about it and it made me feel so much better

Im surprised jimmie is surprised there's alot of poaching. From my experience around reservations, its a common practice. I saw it happen with my own eyes with an elk in Montana lol

When all of your kids call you Kori and say that you should spend the rest of your life in prison, who cares what a priest says. 🤦‍♀️

I look forward to that Patreon with the alien activity in New Mexico.

I'm listening as I drive through Farmington!

There’s actually a trick behind ripping the phone book in half

This is the funniest episode I remember in a while, just the guys making each other laugh, love that

“This cabinet is bullshit” lol.

You missed the opportunity to do North Dakota... since this is episode 701 😹

Now these things all sound like the hardcore band names, Still Bloody Knife and Bloody Sledgehammer

I cannot stop laughing about Jimmie thinking firefighting was compulsory in small towns 😭

YAAAAAAAAYYYY!