Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!!
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Comments (47)
As a fellow Asian, the Asian jokes honestly make me laugh the hardest. I think we actually need more of them. C'mon guys, let's go! Can't wait to see you guys in Boston.
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So the idiot says the NATIONAL Park Service is a joke and then goes on to call Mount Rainier a STATE park lol.
Sky King stole the plane!
Spent a day on Rainier yesterday…. Can confirm that every 1 star reviewer is blind and stupid. That place was crazy beautiful! Also, do your research and don’t go at peak hours - CHECK THE WEBSITE! That is all 😘
I swear the REI thing is an ad, i think you guys had another one like that about the grand canyon or something like that, what a strange way to advertise
I thought this was a reupload because I remembered that then heard Jimmie say his son graduated college and realized more than one person has said it lol
The water park here has a body count. Someone drown in the lazy river. She was down there for a minute before anyone found her. They said she had a heart attack. Last year the wave pool was shocking people. They claimed there was nothing wrong but everyone that was there was yeah we were low key getting electrocuted
The Paramount pictures mountains are from Utah
Paramount logo is pre-eruption Mount St Helens. I think Cree did reviews for other mountains you've reviewed. I swear that sounds like a review you guys have read before. Definitely the REI.
🗣️“I’m the fattest I’ve ever been James”😑 😂😂😂😂😂
I went to visit Mt Rainier on my way outta Washington state. Ugh, it was rainy, snowy, slushy, cold and FOGGY! I could not see the gorgeus view. Zero stars for the weather and my decision making. But I saw it from afar on the way in and around where I was. It's visible from everywhere.
Dim Sum isn't one thing, its a variety of small plates...like Chinese Tapas.
I'm was in the Army at FT Lewis and we could see the mountain well.
Need a “Worst Birthday Ever” shirt
The print should be the cartoon James and Jimmie sitting at a little table, James toasting Jimmie with a glass of Chardonnay with a big, dead fly floating in it. In the background, there’s an overturned box of Woodbridge.
I thought I would honestly beat having Daniel’s photos on my phone. I have multiple photos of my kids, pets, random pictures of places/vacations and even screenshots of things going back to 2008. He still has 10,000 more than I do. That is intense!
I have about 94,000 pictures on my phone 🙃
36,900 photos
Listening this morning on my way to work, and now my car is wearing my coffee. Idk what it was about this one line, but James saying they “hire the mentally insufficient” absolutely sent me. 😂😂😂
Re: Ranier If you've ever run into American tourists abroad, you know they'd bitch (loudly) about even damn heaven! Worst heaven ever!!
I don't think the mother went to the water park in AC with her kids. I'm with Jimmie on this one.
I live a county over from AC. My students (K-5) often tell me they go to this water park, and spend weekends on a mini getaway. There's truth in those reviews!
Yes, let's blow up the active volcano, what could possibly go wrong 😂
James please; not during Asian American, Pacific Islander Heritage Month 🤣💀
I have 91,531 photos 😊
Have been listening since episode #1 - THIS episode was hilarious! Thank you for making the list of Top 2 Funniest Episodes … to date
Shirts that just say “get effervescent or fuck yourself” ???
Came to say this 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m the fattest I’ve ever been, James” 🤣🤣🤣
"People dying to get a floatie". I picture Hans Gruber, but instead of falling, he's reaching for a floatie just out of reach before he sinks to the bottom of the lazy river.
A smooth bore fire hose can punch holes in bricks. This water park isn’t dumping water at that pressure lmao
I’ve spent more time at the Showboat than I’d care to admit. There’s no way I’m getting into the water with a bunch of humanoids there when the showers in that place make me feel like I need to take a shower after. This show also reminded me of the time my old job sent me to San Diego and my coworker wanted to try/get sick at Jack in the Box. Since you needed to purchase something to get the receipt with the bathroom door code, some couple came in off the street, set their baby down on the table next to us, changed its diaper, and left. No one was getting paid enough to try and stop them. I actually would have been disappointed if that didn’t happen at Jack in the Box.
There is an Italian restaurant near me that has a TV that has nothing but tim tok style videos of the chef cooking the menu. I thought that was a really clever idea. I actually ordered from the TV not the menu
The mountain that inspired the Paramount logo is in Peru at Huascarán National Park.
Fun fact (maybe not). The Goodwill in ohio they reviewed months ago caught fire a few weeks ago
Great episode guys!!! Cannot wait to see y’all in dallas!!
Omg,, I’m going to Ranier in 2 weeks, this was so exciting to hear lmao
It’s so beautiful there. Great time to see the wildflowers. Which, according to the last review, was the problem. 😂
I have over 11k pics of just my dog, lol
I remember Mt. Reiner in an earlier episode with the person with the Arby’s. Which I believe that person has one of the most memorable reviews on the entire show.
I thought I was having deja vu. Thanks for confirming.
You guys never disappoint.
Wisconsin reps yso ❤️
Favorite way to start my Monday’s!
Gobble gobble bitches!!!!
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