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May 18, 2026

Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!!

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Comments (47)

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JujuChonk · July 17, 2026

As a fellow Asian, the Asian jokes honestly make me laugh the hardest. I think we actually need more of them. C'mon guys, let's go! Can't wait to see you guys in Boston.

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Brandon Wolfe · June 16, 2026

😂

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Planet Tyler · June 13, 2026

So the idiot says the NATIONAL Park Service is a joke and then goes on to call Mount Rainier a STATE park lol.

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Alexis Smith · June 5, 2026

Sky King stole the plane!

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Jen Matthews · May 31, 2026

Spent a day on Rainier yesterday…. Can confirm that every 1 star reviewer is blind and stupid. That place was crazy beautiful! Also, do your research and don’t go at peak hours - CHECK THE WEBSITE! That is all 😘

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Brandon Beilfuss · May 30, 2026

I swear the REI thing is an ad, i think you guys had another one like that about the grand canyon or something like that, what a strange way to advertise

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Caroline Bennett · June 2, 2026

I thought this was a reupload because I remembered that then heard Jimmie say his son graduated college and realized more than one person has said it lol

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Kathleen Irving · May 27, 2026

The water park here has a body count. Someone drown in the lazy river. She was down there for a minute before anyone found her. They said she had a heart attack. Last year the wave pool was shocking people. They claimed there was nothing wrong but everyone that was there was yeah we were low key getting electrocuted

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Purpa smurf · May 27, 2026

The Paramount pictures mountains are from Utah

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Becca Thomas · May 23, 2026

Paramount logo is pre-eruption Mount St Helens. I think Cree did reviews for other mountains you've reviewed. I swear that sounds like a review you guys have read before. Definitely the REI.

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Lori Gough · May 22, 2026

🗣️“I’m the fattest I’ve ever been James”😑 😂😂😂😂😂

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Jill Knapp · May 21, 2026

I went to visit Mt Rainier on my way outta Washington state. Ugh, it was rainy, snowy, slushy, cold and FOGGY! I could not see the gorgeus view. Zero stars for the weather and my decision making. But I saw it from afar on the way in and around where I was. It's visible from everywhere.

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Alexis Brooks · May 20, 2026

Dim Sum isn't one thing, its a variety of small plates...like Chinese Tapas.

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Sonix2016 · May 19, 2026

I'm was in the Army at FT Lewis and we could see the mountain well.

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David Huwaldt · May 19, 2026

Need a “Worst Birthday Ever” shirt

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Nicole Alpeter · May 20, 2026

The print should be the cartoon James and Jimmie sitting at a little table, James toasting Jimmie with a glass of Chardonnay with a big, dead fly floating in it. In the background, there’s an overturned box of Woodbridge.

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Rachel Rhodes · May 19, 2026

I thought I would honestly beat having Daniel’s photos on my phone. I have multiple photos of my kids, pets, random pictures of places/vacations and even screenshots of things going back to 2008. He still has 10,000 more than I do. That is intense!

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Quinn Reilly · May 19, 2026

I have about 94,000 pictures on my phone 🙃

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Samantha Collins · May 19, 2026

36,900 photos

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Missy IjustWantJimmieToSayMyNameAgain Prysak · May 19, 2026

Listening this morning on my way to work, and now my car is wearing my coffee. Idk what it was about this one line, but James saying they “hire the mentally insufficient” absolutely sent me. 😂😂😂

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Maggie King · May 19, 2026

Re: Ranier If you've ever run into American tourists abroad, you know they'd bitch (loudly) about even damn heaven! Worst heaven ever!!

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Travis WTAF · May 19, 2026

I don't think the mother went to the water park in AC with her kids. I'm with Jimmie on this one.

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Danielle Carter · May 18, 2026

I live a county over from AC. My students (K-5) often tell me they go to this water park, and spend weekends on a mini getaway. There's truth in those reviews!

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Nia T · May 18, 2026

Yes, let's blow up the active volcano, what could possibly go wrong 😂

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Cara (Care-uh) · May 18, 2026

James please; not during Asian American, Pacific Islander Heritage Month 🤣💀

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Bryana Freeman · May 18, 2026

I have 91,531 photos 😊

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Gail 10-A · May 18, 2026

Have been listening since episode #1 - THIS episode was hilarious! Thank you for making the list of Top 2 Funniest Episodes … to date

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Katharine Brinker · May 18, 2026

Shirts that just say “get effervescent or fuck yourself” ???

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Emily Silva-Knox · May 21, 2026

Came to say this 🤣🤣🤣

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Whitney Weisgerber · May 18, 2026

“I’m the fattest I’ve ever been, James” 🤣🤣🤣

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Jay Little · May 18, 2026

"People dying to get a floatie". I picture Hans Gruber, but instead of falling, he's reaching for a floatie just out of reach before he sinks to the bottom of the lazy river.

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Cain Porter · May 18, 2026

A smooth bore fire hose can punch holes in bricks. This water park isn’t dumping water at that pressure lmao

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Scottmichael Farrey · May 18, 2026

I’ve spent more time at the Showboat than I’d care to admit. There’s no way I’m getting into the water with a bunch of humanoids there when the showers in that place make me feel like I need to take a shower after. This show also reminded me of the time my old job sent me to San Diego and my coworker wanted to try/get sick at Jack in the Box. Since you needed to purchase something to get the receipt with the bathroom door code, some couple came in off the street, set their baby down on the table next to us, changed its diaper, and left. No one was getting paid enough to try and stop them. I actually would have been disappointed if that didn’t happen at Jack in the Box.

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Anthony schock · May 18, 2026

There is an Italian restaurant near me that has a TV that has nothing but tim tok style videos of the chef cooking the menu. I thought that was a really clever idea. I actually ordered from the TV not the menu

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Ashley V · May 18, 2026

The mountain that inspired the Paramount logo is in Peru at Huascarán National Park.

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Anthony schock · May 18, 2026

Fun fact (maybe not). The Goodwill in ohio they reviewed months ago caught fire a few weeks ago

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ALL Panic…NO Disco 🪩 · May 18, 2026

Great episode guys!!! Cannot wait to see y’all in dallas!!

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Jen Matthews · May 18, 2026

Omg,, I’m going to Ranier in 2 weeks, this was so exciting to hear lmao

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Debbie Stevens · May 22, 2026

It’s so beautiful there. Great time to see the wildflowers. Which, according to the last review, was the problem. 😂

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Heather Igelman · May 18, 2026

I have over 11k pics of just my dog, lol

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Dorothyann · May 18, 2026

I remember Mt. Reiner in an earlier episode with the person with the Arby’s. Which I believe that person has one of the most memorable reviews on the entire show.

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Garrett Smith · May 18, 2026

I thought I was having deja vu. Thanks for confirming.

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Dforbes · May 18, 2026

You guys never disappoint.

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Dan W · May 18, 2026

Wisconsin reps yso ❤️

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Keyara Carpenter · May 18, 2026

Favorite way to start my Monday’s!

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Chindong Un · May 18, 2026

Gobble gobble bitches!!!!

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Aric · May 18, 2026

🍒💥🎉