Catherynne M. Valente

Oh my god, I can't believe it! We hit our second stretch goal just a few hours after the first! The Puppy in the White Lab Coat is breaking out the Valuable Belongings-to-Confetti Converter, the Cat of Mainly Dark Matter is firing up the Quantum Cake Locator, and the Dr. Scorch, the Boiler of Doom,

Hello, everyone! *taps mic* It's an unseasonably sunny morning in the Lab. The animals are restless, the beakers are bubbling, and the air is crisp and insolent. This Patreon is go! I'm new to everything here and I can't wait to get started. Thank you to everyone who helped make this happen--Heath M