Catherynne M. Valente

Oh my god, I can't believe it! We hit our second stretch goal just a few hours after the first! The Puppy in the White Lab Coat is breaking out the Valuable Belongings-to-Confetti Converter, the Cat of Mainly Dark Matter is firing up the Quantum Cake Locator, and the Dr. Scorch, the Boiler of Doom,

Oh my god! We've blown past out first stretch goal so quickly all the Lab Denizens got whiplash! So here's the reward! When trying to caption the Patreon video for my hearing-impaired fans, we discovered that you REALLY don't want to use YouTube's native auto-captions. Because the YT robots are...le