Catherynne M. Valente

Hullo Mad Fictioneers! Patreon Goblin Heath on the page here, as the expecting and exceptional (not at all biased, me) Chief Witch/C.E.O of Scrivener Science here at the Laboratory is currently sleeping peacefully, faithful Floofhound by her side. Your generosity knows no bounds, keeping the lights

Our winner is Jennifer Doyle! Congratulations to Jennifer. You have won: Signed copies of Radiance (UK edition) THE STILL UNRELEASED UPCOMING Space Opera, A Hungarian edition of Deathless (the lab has lots of foreign editions slowly gaining sentience in forgotten corners so if you *do* win and you w

Greetings Patroneers! Way back in April we announced a LABORATORY RANDOM TEST SUBJECT POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT LOTTERY GOAL, and as announced earlier this month thanks to your incredible support we achieved that goal. So we engaged the Sentient Robotic Arm Who Hangs Around But No One Is Exactly Sure O

Thanks to the incredible generosity of all you wonderful folk, we achieved the goal we have been hovering around for a few months! Your support really means the world to me and all of the Lab Denizens. In the game of Pin the Horn on the Unicorn (pictured above) that is life, you all have spun around

A post catching you all up on Laboratory plans for the rest of the month is incoming, but in the meantime, I wanted to let you all know that after extensive simulations conducted by the Denizens that resulted in almost no workplace accidents* we have added a new goal here in the Laboratory! If we ca